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 Sports › Re: Friday Njengo Is Dead (Golden Eaglet) by johnwizey: 6:15pm On Nov 19, 2013*. Modified: 7:44pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
*sobs............RIP. Bt u sure say dis guy na part of U-17 squad  15 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Teams You Would Want Nigeria To Face At The World Cup Group Stages? by johnwizey: 5:22pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
No matter d group, we will qualify. |
| Sports › Re: Player Ratings: Italy Vs Nigeria by johnwizey: 5:19pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
swtchicgurl: abeg, who get bb charger?D one wey u buy for us abi |
| Sports › Re: Player Ratings: Italy Vs Nigeria by johnwizey: 5:15pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
Me: For praying for nepa to bring light which dey did nt. I had to go to one soccer villa and pay #70 to watch the match. Jumping lyk a headless chicken and shouting at the top of his voice when Nigeria scored two. Lost a bet a nairabet cos i thought italy will win. 10/10 |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Boko-Haram Shot Man In The Head For Refusing To Deny Christ by johnwizey: 5:09pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
[quote author=Okija_juju]You mean the Blood of Jeus couldnt save him? I'm shocked...  [/quote]If u shock, die nw 6 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Boko-Haram Shot Man In The Head For Refusing To Deny Christ by johnwizey: 5:07pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]foreign religion sha. christianity gives birth to islam. islam kills christians. so whos fault be this? I blame jesus. Worship the Gods of your ancestors. Pray in peace. Celeberate your culture. Experience Spirituality. The Gods for Nigeria.  [/quote]Nt the Gods of Nigeria bro. Dey are the Gods of ur papa 15 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Boko-Haram Shot Man In The Head For Refusing To Deny Christ by johnwizey: 5:05pm On Nov 19, 2013*. Modified: 6:01pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
Praise be to God. Make sum foolish atheists no cum flood dis thread o 16 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Nig Vs Italy. We Are Not Yet Ready For The World Cup. by johnwizey: 12:07am On Nov 19, 2013 |
yabas: The problem with Nigeria is that we dont know how to analyse football, as long as they have a favourable scoreline then it is ok. Our performance today was way below average. We barely survive this game. Italy was all over us for the full 90 minutes. Brown Ideye should leave the team.Very useless a post. Only the defence nt all sef nids sum finishing. We played below average and we scored two goals against four time world champion, bro check ur head well. Eagles just nid to up dere game a little. U wey dey shout sef may nt knw the difference btw corner and freekick |
| Sports › Re: What Area Of The Super Eagle's Team Do You Think Keshi Should Improve Upon? by johnwizey: 12:04am On Nov 19, 2013 |
NFF |
| Sports › Re: . by johnwizey: 12:02am On Nov 19, 2013 |
bastien: !!!!Wats ur problem with Mikel na, abi na u be the guy wey collect his 100M and ran away |
| Nairaland General › Re: Why Is Sexkillz Like This.PICS by johnwizey: 12:00am On Nov 19, 2013 |
If i show u hs house, wetin u wan do Sexkillz pls unban him o, u no b God o |
| Sports › Re: Rate Nigeria's Match Against Italy by johnwizey: 11:53pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
heskay0: Wetin una dey gain frm futball sef?Weed. Ode 6 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Rate Nigeria's Match Against Italy by johnwizey: 11:51pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
C6 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: I Commited Shameful Act With My 15 Years Old Younger Sister, Now She Is Blackmai by johnwizey: 6:46pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
Dat is what happens wen u reason with your diick and not your brain. Shebi na both of you enjoy am, y she cum dey act like jew |
| Nairaland General › Re: The Most Ridiculus Post You Ever Read On Nairaland by johnwizey: 3:36pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
@ OP, d poster is a fool o. I cannot believe any sane human can type dat. Mayb he has d history of madness in his family 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander Doing Olamide's Gun Pose by johnwizey: 3:31pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
Y u cum look lyk epileptic patient nw 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Mike Adenuga, 2face Idibia, D’banj, Wizkid, Davido, Others Missing At Peter Okoy by johnwizey: 3:29pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
So OP u expected evryone to b dere cos he's the only one in Nigeria abi |
| Education › Re: Picture Of Pastor Adeboye As A Lecturer At Unilorin 1980. by johnwizey: 3:23pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
Am sorry, but i can really figure out Pastor Adeboye |
| Literature › Re: Journey So Far by johnwizey(op): 9:20am On Nov 18, 2013 |
E ka san sir(gud afternoon sir) I greeted his father. Bawo ni omo dada(hw far gud pikin) he answered. Am fine sir. I replied. I sat down and saw Demola cuddled up in a corner lookin at me with one kind eye lyk dat. His father came to sit down holding a Tell magazine. Shey u don do ur assignment? I asked Demola. Of course i knew he will never do it but i purposely asked just to implicate him. Yes, he answered. Ok, just make sure you do am, make e no b lyk the one dem dey give us wey you no dey do. So Demola has not been doing his assignment? His father asked Yes, i replied before Demola got the chance to answer. Dats why uncle dey beat him for school everyday, i added. Demola!!! His father shouted. Go and bring your school bag. I was already laughing at this stage cos dis my friend has only two exercise as his notes and his father here is telling him to go and bring his school bag. Demola went inside and brought out some notes which i knew does not belongs to him. Oya show me the exercise book you are using for your homework. His father commanded Demola brought out a almost faded exercise book and showed it to his father. Koi!!! A knock landed on his head. Is this the exercise book i bought for you at the beginning of this term? His father asked. Yes si....sir. Demola stammered. Oya show me your homework. His father commanded. |
| Politics › Re: Chief Willie Obiano Declared Winner of Anambra Governorship Election by johnwizey: 6:09am On Nov 18, 2013 |
Wats my bizness sef Tank God am nt from Anambra. Peter Obi has succeded in putting his puppet to office............SMH for u people |
| Politics › Re: Anambra Governorship Election: Obiano Declared Winner by johnwizey: 6:06am On Nov 18, 2013 |
Now, Anambranians suffering continues |
| Literature › Re: Journey So Far by johnwizey(op): 7:37pm On Nov 17, 2013 |
With my experience so far with Demola, i resolved to treat his fwck up. We got home separately though we live in the same nieghbourhood. Eku ile ma(gud day ma) i greeted my mom. Kaa bo(welcome) mom answered Why is your face so red? She asked Uncle beat us for failing his question. I replied I dare not tell her i was beaten because of mangoes or else she go add to my suffering(typical yoruba mom) cos she has always warned me about it. I went inside and meet my elder sis watching tv. I went inside without even saying hello You cannot greet abi? She yelled Come and carry my head make i greet you nw, shebi u no give me yorghurt yesterday. I fired back She hissed, i went inside took of my cloth and went staright to the kitchen. The trurh is that i am not a food freak,but when i am hungry, i can be dangerous. So na even amala you prepared and you dey shout say make i greet you. I shouted at my sister. Just make sure you wash those plates when you finished eating, she said. I finished eating, washed the plates and enter my room to do my homework. Cos dats the routine in our house and you dare not go out without doing your assignment. I finished my assignment and was thinking of what to do when i remembered i promised to treat Demola's fwck up. I smiled at myself and sat down to plan my strategy. I arranged my books and left for Demola's place. Kilode to fabo yen laro yii(why didn't u washed those plates dis moring) his father asked? Now, the only person i knew Demola feared was his father. I smiled at myself when i heard his father's voice cos his father hardly stays at home. I knew very soon Demola will be pleading for mercy from his father considering what i have planned for him. |
| Literature › Re: Journey So Far by johnwizey(op): 4:13pm On Nov 17, 2013 |
Demola was already raining blows on Tobi when i stepped in to hold Demola. Tobi saw it as a chance to return one of the heavyweight blow Demola has dashed him. Tobi closed his eyes nd muster all his courage to throw a mindblowing punch. Demola saw the blow coming and quickly weaved it but it was too late. The punch came straight to my throat, i closed my eyes in disbelief and swallowed hard but my voice refused to speak out. I gave out a sharp cry like someone whose genitals is on fire. Yeeh!!! U don kill my friend. Demola shouted What is happening here? Uncle asked |
| Literature › Re: Journey So Far by johnwizey(op): 3:51pm On Nov 17, 2013 |
Demola is a guy that will never cry, no matter how hard u beat him. He once bragged that he bathed with frog infested water hence his thick skin. He was seriously laughing at me calling me a coward. I feel like banging his head against a wall, nut i knw better than to try such with him cos he will beat me red and blue coupled with the colour of my skin. The day Demola gave Tobi the most notorious fighter in our class the beating of his life was the day my respect shot up for him. Tobi sat down on Demola's sit which was beside me. I had wanted to tell him to stand up but my small brain reminded me of the beating i will receive. So, when Demola asked Tobi to stand up from his seat, i was like dis guy they craze. U dey craze, shey na me u dey talk to? Tobi asked Na u dey craze. Demola replied I was thinkin of the kind of beating Demola will receive when a thunderous slap cut short my meditating. Gbosaaaa!!! Tobi slapped Demola Gbaaaaa!!! Demola replied him E no go better for u Tobi said and threw a punch at Demola E no go better for you too Demola replied with a much stronger punch. A fight started between the two with Demola having the upper hand. |
| Literature › Re: Journey So Far by johnwizey(op): 3:42pm On Nov 16, 2013 |
Comments and critics are highly appreciated |
| Literature › Re: Journey So Far by johnwizey(op): 3:39pm On Nov 16, 2013 |
E don do o, i shouted at him Hw many mangoes do we dere? He asked. Seven, i replied You b mumu o, seven mangoes na im we pluck nd u dey shout say e don do,he replied. Ok, no wahala continue, i dey ur back, i said. Demola laughed at me and said 'you wey no sabi beat Joshua dey talk say he dey my back'. I looked at him scornfully 'na sand enter my eyes dat day, if nt...........I had nt completed my statement when i heard the voice behind me. I said who are you? The voice thundered. I stood dere lyk a lifeless statue, it was nt evn the man i am scared of but d hungry lookin dog he held coupled with the fact that he held a four mouth koboko. Evn though the man looked like Big show. Are u deaf, i said what do you want, who are you, who sent you here? The man asked so many questions that i wondered which to answer first. Abeg sir, no vex sir. I finally found my voice Shut up your mouth and answer me! He barked. Na dis my friend wey comot for school uncle say make i come find. I replied. Its a lie o! Demola shouted from the top of the tree. Only if he had known, he would have kept quiet cos the man did not see him but he willingly gave himself out. So you are even two? The man asked. No, we are four, eyes dey pain you? I muttered cos dem no born my mama well make i say it loud. Without wasting time, the man dashed us four four each(nt mangoes o)and asked us never to come back again. I was already crying a river before the man finished his speech. |
| Literature › Journey So Far by johnwizey(op): 3:14pm On Nov 16, 2013 |
Your papa!!! I cursed at my friend Demola. E no go better for you, he cursed back Motor go jam u, i added Na ur papa motor go jam, he replied. I go tell Uncle tomorrow, i threatened. My name is Johnson but my friends call me Alabi Yellow cos of my complexion nd am d second born but d only son in a family of three. I have a sis who is six years younger than me and a sister who is four years older than me. Dad is a police officer (not dose ones wey dey collect #20 from motorist o nd even if he does, who care) and mum worked in one of the state hospital as a nurse. I attended Jesa international nursery and primary school sabo here in Abeokuta(nt sure weather the school still dey exist sef). Am one of the most brilliant student and the most troublesome. I was lucky to be the class captain which i used to my advantage. Demola has been my best friend since childhood, we grew up in the same neighbourhood but he was the complete opposite of me. He's black nd a little above average nd he like getting into trouble but i intimidate him wit my position in school. We had closed for the day when Demola suggested dat we should go and pluck mangoes. I was a bit sceptical about it cos the compound we are going is a haven for dogs. But when he persisted, i agreed and followed him. We got to d house, Demola opened the gate gently cos the gate was not locked. Oya nw, lets do wetin we wan do' he said. I followed him to one tree that is full of mangoes. I licked my lips in anticipation of what i am goin to enjoy. In a jiffy, Demola climbed the tree and started throwing down mangoes. |
| Sports › Re: 5 Nigerians Among CAF Shortlist For African Player Of The Year Award by johnwizey: 11:58am On Nov 16, 2013*. Modified: 12:15pm On Nov 16, 2013 |
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| Sports › Re: Super Eagles To Win By 3-0 - Tijani Babangida! by johnwizey: 11:55am On Nov 16, 2013 |
Make dem ban me if ethiopia win |
| Politics › Re: Activists Protest Fashola's Presence At Baba Omojola's Burial by johnwizey: 9:37am On Nov 16, 2013 |
karl max: Lagosians are aware of the fraud called lagos state government and all their media propoganda!!!come 2015 we would boot dem out of power!! They can continue their propoganda on the internet and the pages of newspaper but the electorates are wiser nowJust tell me a better candidate u people can present, ode 2 Likes |
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