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Nairaland / General / Re: Ostrich Farming Is Lucrative Worldwide by joinnow: 7:04pm On Feb 04
Address of your farm
how much is day old chick.
And point of lay ostrich
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can Someone Explain.. by joinnow: 3:09pm On Feb 03
Sunnyrado:
Please I really want to know, what is the connection or relationship between Cow and stork bird, (Lekeleke) I always see them wherever cows are feeding... do they have anything in common I just want to know..
Symbiotic relationship.
Cow needs help to remove tick and got help from stork. While Stork is having breakfast lunch dinner from cow body by eating the ticks

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Crime / Re: Plateau Women Seize, Destroy Liquors For Making Their Husbands Irresponsible by joinnow: 8:54am On Feb 03
JasonScoolari:
When it comes to Burukutu, and deadly ogogoro combination, an average Plateau State man will guzzle it down with squeezing his face.

I worked there for a period of time and if you see how they consume Erujeje, Igboya and "Take Me To Hospital“ gin ehh, you will pity for them.

This excessive drinking habits of theirs make MOST of them lazy... Sometimes, you see the woman using the husband to smash the ground, because there's no strength anymore.
We learn everyday...so there is drink called Take Me To Hospital


And people dey buy and drink shocked
Politics / Re: Operation Rescue NR: FG Considers Converting $30bn Domiciliary Deposits To Naira by joinnow: 7:34am On Feb 03
This is serious
Romance / Re: Reasons Hauza Fulani Girls Don't Do Premarital Sex by joinnow: 10:27pm On Feb 02
Quality20:
One major reason is because they know that they could easily b caught and besides its a thing of shame for her husband to discover on the wedding night that she isn't a chaste as expected. Its also important to remember that Hausa Fulani girls are very religious and not wayward, intact most of the girls are even more religious than the boys. They are also under less economic pressure ,so they have no reason to go out in search for money
Keep quiet...
Those that serve in Northern part of Nigeria say otherwise

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Romance / Re: My Girl Friend Developed Bad Habit All Of A Sudden. by joinnow: 2:27pm On Feb 02
bobonla:
Good day house. Please my gf of almost 5years now starts requesting for anal sex. Each time we want to have sex, she always wants to put my dick in her ass. I find it wield though. She said she want to try it. The day I gave in I find it very difficult for my dick to Penetrate.
I don't want to indulge in such. She have a very big ass though.
If you try it
Just get ready to explain it to God on judgement day
Crime / Re: Bandits Demand Cough Syrup, Rice, N290m To Release Seven Hostages by joinnow: 2:58pm On Feb 01
You people are misunderstanding them.
The cough syrup is to get high.

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Politics / Re: ECOWAS Exit: Niger Republic Importers May Dump Nigerian Ports — Agents by joinnow: 9:50am On Feb 01
Abeg were is Buhari...
Make him sharperly go return our railways
Before thunder 🔥 him.
He was busy building railway to another country.
Politics / Re: "Sabiu Plans To Escape From Nigeria, To Move Billions Abroad" - Jackson Ude by joinnow: 12:40am On Jan 31
matify83:
This Ude guy is just spewing spurious allegations upanddown.

Does he know what 30B dollars is so?

Jonathan 5 years crude oil sale remittance is $470billion. only God knows the amount not accounted for.
Before Jonathan crude oil sale remittance is $489billion accounted for.Those not accounted for is ...
So the probability of this Tunde looting $75billion in 5 years is 101% ie looting in batches of $15billion yearly x 5 years.
In Nigeria people loot money 💰 they don't really need or want.
Politics / Re: How CBN Can Crash Dollar by joinnow: 12:13am On Jan 31
Know this and have peace of mind
Beside dollars,euro,pound and one or two more curreny others are shitty currency.


Just focus on earning in dollars,Euro and pound
Romance / Re: Flyers For Hook Up Distributed In Abuja by joinnow: 12:03am On Jan 31
shortgun:
Girls now design and distribute flyers for
hook up all thanks to the abysmal handling of the economy of the country by Tinubu. angry
Young girls have now resorted to prostitution and selling their bodies without shame, decency or any sense of morality.

Tinubu is the worst thing to ever happen to this country, we've never had it this bad as a nation.
Overseas you see small one like business card size. Litter every where
Politics / Re: "Funtua’s Son, Abubakar, Ugandan Associate, On The Run Over N28B Loot" - Jackson by joinnow: 4:19pm On Jan 29
The money dey really show for this funtua son body Kai...barawo

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Directs Crude Oil Sales To Be Handled By CBN, No Longer NNPCL by joinnow: 2:56pm On Jan 29
I like this ... Nobi only one part get Nigeria
Romance / Re: Why Most Men Become Rich After 40 by joinnow: 11:15am On Jan 29
Maisiba:
Fortunate is the man who finds balance in love, sex, and romance. Such a man becomes a money-making machine and a potential billionaire. The problem is that mist men operate with only one or two of the 3 emotions. Love without sex is for monks; sex without love is available in the streets at night; sex without romance is common problem in urban homes.

The 3 emotions of love, sex and romance will make a man balanced and accumulate money without violating anyone's right. Romance without love has led many to prison. They will go at any length to please their woman. Women therefore have a lot of power which they misuse without apology. A woman can make a king or a beggar. Take it or leave it.
Here is why...due to increased experience, established networks, and career advancements over time. Additionally, they may have had more time to invest and build financial stability. Individual circumstances vary.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Seeking Advice On A Job Opportunity Dilemma by joinnow: 9:32am On Jan 29
I understand that you're facing a challenging situation. It's crucial to consider the potential consequences of providing false information on your CV. While it may seem like a quick solution, it could lead to complications in the long run.

Instead of adding false experiences, consider taking a different approach:

Honesty is the Best Policy: Express your gratitude for the opportunity and be honest about your background. Acknowledge that while you may not have direct experience as a storekeeper, you are eager to learn and believe in your ability to adapt quickly.

Highlight Transferable Skills: Emphasize the skills and qualities you gained from your philosophy degree, your security job, and any other work you've done. Showcase your adaptability, attention to detail, and ability to handle responsibility.

Express Enthusiasm for Learning: Communicate your eagerness to acquire new skills and your commitment to professional development. Mention any steps you've taken to familiarize yourself with storekeeping responsibilities since learning about the opportunity.

Request Guidance: Seek advice from the senior staff member on how you can enhance your chances for the storekeeper position. This shows initiative and a genuine interest in the role.

Remember, honesty and a proactive attitude can leave a positive impression. It's essential to be true to yourself and your values. If the company values integrity, it's likely they would prefer a candidate who is upfront about their background.

Ultimately, your well-being and job satisfaction matter, so consider the long-term implications of any decision. If the company values your honesty and willingness to learn, it could open doors for future opportunities.
Sports / Re: Tanya Okpala Wanders The Streets In Awka (Video) by joinnow: 9:24am On Jan 29
complink:
While you're enjoying your life now, buying fine clothes, shoes, phones, data, fuel, paying rent, eating fastfood, remember you're not living for today alone.

Spend wisely
You know some people have black belt in spending
Health / Re: Why Do Bricklayers, Bike Riders, Butchers, Agbero And Drivers Love This Thing? by joinnow: 6:05am On Jan 29
Englishisamust:
grin grin grin. This thing eeenh why does those set of people love it so much . In the morning I will see most of them drinking it. What it is benefit to the body??
Is like they deported them all from Russia and they take it first thing in the morning to quench the cold in the stomach and ginger the swagger grin

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Politics / Re: Richard Adeoriokin Shot Dead By Security Bidding Him Goodbye In Osun by joinnow: 5:56am On Jan 29
Urukpe:


How did they identify the shooter from the various local guard? I guess the first one they point out is d goner
The local security man that pointed his gun down while shooting. Other pointed their gun up.
Education / Re: Rape: Cyril Osim Ndifon Risks 7 Years In Jail As ICPC Tenders 70 Nude Pix, Texts by joinnow: 5:41pm On Jan 28
zeuss:
Somebody is out to get him.
Nobody is out to get him.
He is reaping what he sow.

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Business / Re: Where Can I Buy Shares That Would Profit Me by joinnow: 5:35pm On Jan 28
Danurugwo:


which app can i use for it please
You can use TD Ameritrade, or Charles Schwab brokerage firm they accept international including Nigerian.
Happy investing
Business / Re: Where Can I Buy Shares That Would Profit Me by joinnow: 8:20am On Jan 28
Danurugwo:
where can i buy shares that would profit me..at least i will use 1 million
Buy s&p 500
USA company share.
At lest you will have rest of mind

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Politics / Re: ‘One Elephant Is Out Of The Road’ – Fubara Celebrates Victory, Hails Wike As Oga by joinnow: 5:41pm On Jan 25
Phones / Re: Meet Labani Hausa Boy In Katsina Who Return Iphone13 Pro (picture) by joinnow: 9:16pm On Jan 24
mariahAngel:
If there's one thing I appreciate about the common northerners, it is their honesty and humility.
What of all those in govt stealing billion

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Family / Re: My Husband Of 10 Years Threw Me Out by joinnow: 12:23pm On Jan 24
MsJackson:
This is in reference to this my story
https://www.nairaland.com/7508796/sexual-molestation-minor

I stayed away from the family. I went to spend sometime with my mum around December of 2022. I returned from work one day and got my ears full when my mum told me that my daughter talked about the molestation case all day. Mum advised me to take her to my in-laws place for the matter to be resolved, but that I should call hubby to take permission. He granted it.
Only for me to get there and my father in-law was accusing me of cooking up the story in my daughter's mind. I refused to be wrongly accused. My father in-law said after all the girl that molested my daughter isn't a boy and that after all she didn't finger my daughter. Because I defended myself and my daughter, my parents inlaw chased me and my baby out of their house like a common criminal. I cried all the way to my mum's place. Called my husband, he told me he knows the kind of parents he had, and that I should try forget the issue.
I tried forgetting it and stayed away from them. I cut them off totally. That was the only way I could heal. It's not like any of my in-laws ever reached out to me even before and after my daughter was molested, I was always doing all the calling. After this incident, I locked up.
Now my husband threw my load out on January 13th. My offense? His mother sent us food and I failed to call her to say thank you.
That's my offense. I've been squatting with my daughter from one place to another. His father even called to warn their tenant not to allow me spend another night at their house, because me and my daughter spent one night with the only tenant in the compound when I had no place to go. The tenant consist of a father, mother and their daughter, nice people.
Me and hubby live in their family house, although hubby's parents don't live there, only us and one tenant.
I've cried and cried. Elders in my church have begged and begged. He is adamant, with the backing of his father. He even locked up the remaining of my property in the very dusty store close to the gate, including my molested daughter's clothes. I even met my laptop on the floor, he had removed it from his worn-out bag I was using to house the laptop. I was so livid and was shouting that why wasn't he patient enough to give me some days to gather some money at least to rent a room, but he was so adamant that he and his family wanted me out on the street immediately. Because I was shouting out of anger and frustration, he took a wood with nail on it to hit my hand. It took the intervention of these same tenant to avert beating I would have received. This is a man I've sacrificed alot for, 10 years gone, just like that. My daughter and I are out on the street, squatting with a church member, without a dime.
And I have just heard from a neighbour that a new girl is coming to spend time in my own home, even helping him to rearrange it. I'm still in total shock and don't know what to do.
PLEASE I NEED A JOB before I lose my sanity. I live around Sango OTA.
I won't judge from one party only but if what you just said is truth and nothing but the truth. Google justicecourttv on their YouTube page click more you will see their WhatsApp number call them. It's free.

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Food / Re: See The Plate Of Food I Bought In UNICAL Today For N1200 by joinnow: 12:03pm On Jan 24
Apart from dollars,pound,euro and few other ones the rest are bullshit currency
Politics / Re: See How Big Abia-owerri Road, Aba gutter Emerged After Desilting It. by joinnow: 12:04am On Jan 24
Kepukepu:
Abia state government embarked on desilting the Aba-Owerri road drainage tunnel and it ended up big enough to contain full grown men.

This will now properly control flooding in that axis.
When I saw the picture
What came to my mind is Gaza tunnel
Pets / Re: My Net Caught This Beautiful Kingfisher At My Pond Today (Photo) by joinnow: 8:06pm On Jan 22
adesegun121:
My net caught this beauty at my pond today. I don't know the name but this is so beautiful.



fergie001, Mynd44, OAM4J Seun Nlfpmod
The bird just returned from salon.
Where she did Jerry curl

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Nairaland / General / Re: TBJOSHUA Son, Gives Brand New Range Rover SUV To Oldest Church Member by joinnow: 8:03pm On Jan 21
TheAlertNewsNg:
Practical Christianity: Famous TBJOSHUA Son, Prophet I O Samuel gives Brand New Range Rover SUV To Oldest church member





Prophet I O Samuel one of Abuja Famous prophet, has demonstrated the Principles of a true Christinity, as he Blessed Papa Benjamin the oldest member of Shiloh Word chapel in Abuja a brand new Range Rover SUV.

Papa Benjamin who is 80years of old came to church with public transport without knowing what the God of Prophet Samuel has in stock for him but went back home with a Range Rover, he instantly Papa became a car owner.



The respected Man of God got the car gift, from His Spiritual Son In Maryland Prophet Nnamdi Nwasinoje Agama Kitchen The Whole Church Was In Shock As Prophet Said Papa Anything That I get From Your Birthday Is Yours Even if it A Jet And the Man of God Fulfilled His Promises This Has Been His Habit To Give Excessively What People Can't Imagine.



Prophet I O Samuel is well respected for his philanthropist gestures and he has over the years gifted cars, houses, scholarships to the needy. His prophecy and miracles are second to None. Join prophet I O Samuel every Sunday by 9am at Shiloh word chapel Apo Mechanic village, by New Kabusa Express road Abuja to experience Supernatural Wisdom as the master key to divine Breakthrough.
How is he going to be fueling it...
Hope he also get one year free fuel

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Tested AA For Genotype When Young, Now She's Testing AS by joinnow: 8:11pm On Jan 20
maasoap:

No, you're wrong! All, three, two or one could be sickler and none could be sickler. Each pregnancy is about probability, not all the four pregnancies combined together. There is nothing like "must".


Abortion is about what your belief is, nothing more

If the two of them are AS then the possibility that they will give birth to a child with AA is 25% and the possibility of them giving birth to children with AS is also 50% and then the SS is 25%

We're done talking about this.
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Tested AA For Genotype When Young, Now She's Testing AS by joinnow: 7:30pm On Jan 20
Kinghenry1315:
There are 2 types of As if you like disagree with me am talking from experience one is a carrier and one is not I have seen As married As and they have 5 children non of them is Ss the children are Aa and As in that other not one family but multiple you can risk it if you have liver but know that you won't have many children what you will do is you will test the child blood group in the womb that what my inlaw did because he is a doctor he is living happily with his wife now if you don't have the money for test just risk it life itself is a risk

Tah- deh...
For every 4 kids one must must be a sickler and advising him to start testing child blood in womb cry what of if the results is SS so they with abort it. God is watching

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