Chidimma is more correct “Chidi" God is “mma“ good

He'll undoubtedly make a good president

While the president remains untouched for the same offense #lopesidedjudgement

Lieons

The president with the longest name and shortest height

They can fool some people sometimes but they can't fool all the people all the time

Seeking attention, this one na toilet pose

Going to Jerusalem is the name of the game [color=#990000][/color]

I second

Short code please

Villain in the presidential villa

They just want to punish their children that's all

Until the vehicle speaks up and tell them it's tired they won't stop using it

Bread made with cassava flour

Grasshopper

Wrong

She's commemorating the no bra day

Traditional attire indeed

So then no go probe am abi?

Or could it be that he just decided to hug a transformer, and which one come be "electric police" again, is a part of the change?

I concur

[quote author=watts75 post=36619838]Nigerian Senator Goes Boat... This is what I call white elephant project

Judeoxide:
you really have to be kidding me..you schooling me on phones... LWKMD...guy you have no idea..little hint. I worked for vintheo intergrated company hamedu bello way Jos. At there phone department I fix both hard wear and soft wear of both BB, andriod, symbian and java..a know phones like the back of my hand..I even write report to tecno regional mngr. And itel to tell them errors of there phone..I just decided to be self employed so I quited the job..bro I don't need your bb pin and trust me you don't really know phones as much as I do..

The daemon is kidding you? OK. You assumed I'm just a layman? I think you're being superficial. #endofdiscussions

davdandam:

seriously wanna get one next week...can you pls do a review of battery life...performance and all that or will it be beta to get a notebook instead

the battery is second to none with 7000mah and surpasses that of an iPad

Judeoxide:
ok.. I will check again..but will never advice even my enemy to buy that thing called tecno..unless I seriously hate him or her

My brother, there's no problem with tecno phones I've been using them. Don't compare a tecno phone you bought 10k to work as a Samsung you bought 30k. Phones have specifications so learn about them. If you use an android phone with a dual core processor, don't expect heaven from it. Rather you for a quad core processor upwards. Here's my BBP if you're on bbm and needs more schooling 74dde01e. ****cheers****

Taylor86:
Taylor86 is back from BAN

na me and buhari today

back to topic ****

president kim kardashian i hail thee

d celebrity presido i salute

d porn/nude buhari ur boys dey loyal

buhari Lil Wayne i see u

my Photoshop nigga how far

the president whom takes pleasure on selfies my kneel dey 4 ground

how many instagram account u don get now sir

e don reach 5500

president bling bling A.K.A Terry G

bad nigger

proxillin:
I met this lady on a social app. She friend-zoned me for some 3 months though I made her realize my intention.

She keeps disturbing me with lengthy chats. She can chat for 24 hours. And that alone was getting on my nerves, that I started snubbing her on chat. I only respond once in a while.

I think she noticed it, she changed her tactics and started flirting..talking dirty and sending me funny pictures of her.
I took it as an invitation, so I brought up the issue of dating again. She said we should meet and discuss it.

We set a date for the date. In the morning of the set date, on whatsap she told me she is coming with a friend of her. I thought she feared for her security and was trying to play safe...I agreed they should come together.

We went to Cumbaland (Indian restaurant)...chop all the choppables (Chop my money). We still continued the discussion, she ended up not giving me any tangible answer.

2 weeks later, she said the weekend will be boring for her, she will be home alone, she said she wants to come to my house. Chaii my head bounced. I was like chaii...this is the opportunity.... On the Saturday morning when I went out to pick her at the bus stop close to my house, I saw a lady beside her, I thought the lady was just a passerby...to found out she was the same friend she brought on the first day (her makeup confused me). They came, I ran my generator for 8 ours they spent with me glued to my DSTV watching telemondo/MTV. She wouldnt even talk to me.

I later invited her to my inner room where I made my move, she refused and started cursing. So I dont want it to turn to a rape scenario, I let her go.

Later on whatsap, I asked why she keeps bringing her friend, she said she cant go anywhere without her.

I said OK...This bad thought just came to my mind. I knew I had nothing to loose again. I have spent already (thats a loss on its own). Nothing can be worse.

So I intentionally invited her over to my house this time...as usual she brought her friend which was part of my plan.

When opportunity presented itself, I collected her friends number. I took a risk, I told her not to tell my girl. To my dismay she cooperated with me, I pinged her on whatsap, she responded and we started flowing just neutrally.

The next time we agreed to go to the beach. I was very surprised to see this girl dressed sexily, even over dressed more than my girl. My eyes stayed glued on her that my girl nearly caught me. May be she did, may be not.

In the night I buzzed her and I told her how sexy she was that day. I told her I felt like kissing and foundling her that day.

She said "you should have done it in front of your girl" jokingly.

I said "Do you know my girl doesnt stop us", she said "Hmmmm"

Shockingly she said "I know there is nothing between you guys"

I was shocked. So my girl told her friend she had nothing for me.

I told the lady, why is she doing this to me? She hasnt given me any answer and when I make any move, she bark like dog. What does she want, shes confusing me....

In short, na so her friend agreed to come to my house alone ooo. It was on a rainy Saturday. She barely enters my house when we started the "You know what " (close your eyes).

I was at my office one day when I saw pings...my girl started blasting...

Why are men like this?
You are a dog
You are not different from others..
Men will always be men ...blah blah blah..

So if u want to date someone, its my friend that you think its right for you to date. You cheated with my friend.

I said "Madam, Let me ask you a question".

"Were we dating?"

She said "No"

I said "So whats your definition of cheating?"

She said "but u have been disturbing me for a while now"

I said "For a while? ooh and you are proud of that? And have you given me any tangible answer?"

She said "why are you impatient?"

I just told her to get a lawyer...she cursed and changed DP to funny images about guys...U know what they do na...

I found out that she read her friends whatsap chat and got to know we were fckng.

Guys....Am i really at fault?

Did I betray her?

Interestingly funny. LWKMD
You did no wrong my brother

Honestly I can't spot the authentic and the counterfeit here

[quote author=Judeoxide post=36148649]proof not just talking like a typical niaralander..I know of itel and tecno but infinix?? Nahh..although they are all low quality cheap android...[/quote
My brother I doubted it at first but three tecno agents friend of mine proved me wrong. I'm a veteran when it comes to tecno phones, so I know what the icons and characters in their phones are like.
I'm currently using infinix hot note and I tell you the features, icons, character and even some typically tecno pre-installed apps are the same a tecno phone.
Doesn't mean it's a substandard phone. My man I love anything tecno till tomorrow and dreaming to get me a tecno winpad10.
Don't stop here, go ahead and make more enquiries
CHEERS!!!

4-8yrs isn't forever

MuguliciousMUGU:
How can they do that... O mama peace, the only woman that said let there be light and there was light, but they took light in daura, the only queen of all queens

the only mama peace in the world, any other mama peace is a counterfeit. Don't worry mama peace, the thunder that has small lightning will strike those your humilators.

Long live jonathan
long live mama peace

mama peace for president.

4-8yrs is not forever

Judeoxide:
geonee don't lie on specks.. I have been working and multitasking this phone for 7 months now and its still delivers with just 1g ram...upcoming is infinix...unless you want to go for superior phones like Samsung, Almighty Sony HTC and the rest

Infinix, itel and tecno still the same owner owns the three companies