Events › Re: Can A Wedding In Nigeria Cost Less Than 700k? by jojothaiv(m): 12:09pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Buyalltools: I did my wedding in 2017 with lesser than 300k. I was financially capable to throw a party, rent hall and all that but that's what I want. No reception. Food was packaged in Take-away and shared to people after church program then we go home straight. I had lesser 20 people direct invite, no extended family. My brother, 2 sisters, my mum and 2 of my friends You be correct man and your wife na one in a billion.. |
Events › Re: Can A Wedding In Nigeria Cost Less Than 700k? by jojothaiv(m): 12:05pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
obembet: Source: obembet Another interesting thread, could you please help with a link to Joetttimua1811 thread, there's something about their POV. It's realistic and devoid of social media high horse. Cc. Donpata |
Politics › Re: CBN Goes After States, Farmers Over ₦600 Billion Unpaid Loans by jojothaiv(m): 11:59am On Sep 29, 2022 |
Maxymilliano: Lol ... Aboki really cashed out from the anchor borrower scheme and saw it as a share of the national cake You too sabi. Most of my brothers collect the bar go marry new wives, the ones wey small sense enter their head farm for small time then go buy bike abandon farming. Too the average Northener (sadly, that's where I'm from) it was a cash out season same thing happened to NIRSAL funds too. |
Celebrities › Re: The Moment Oba Solomon Tried To Woo Iyabo Ojo On Live Video by jojothaiv(m): 6:05pm On Sep 28, 2022 |
iCauseTrouble: For Oba Solomon to make it to Frontpage, it shows how useless and contentless nairaland has gotten Agenda must agend..... |
Politics › Re: Obi Not Different From Tinubu, Atiku – Kachikwu, ADC Presidential Candidate by jojothaiv(m): 12:21am On Sep 28, 2022 |
Dumebi is also cut from the same material as Obi, Atiku and Tinubu too, nothing different.... |
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Marries Benedicta Elechi With Pastor Tobi as Best Man by jojothaiv(m): 8:40pm On Sep 27, 2022 |
All the best.... |
Politics › Re: Senate Steps Down Bill To Include Rotation Of Power In Constitution by jojothaiv(m): 8:36pm On Sep 27, 2022 |
Chiboy419: I will say it and still repeat myself
This people in power will not do anything to benefit the poor masses They have never been friend to the masses, at best they see the common man on the street as pawns that could be moved at ease. It's sad, we haven't learnt anything from the foolish cycle. |
Crime › Re: Kidnapper John Ewa Was Laid Off As Bank Cleaner For Stealing Money - Police Boss by jojothaiv(m): 8:31pm On Sep 27, 2022 |
GEEBITE: Yeah, they pioneered and perfected it and others too joined bandwagon as they discovered it is one hell of a cost containing measure. Most of the blue logo banks are nothing to write home about, especially the one that pride itself as a bank that cut across the black man world. It's almost the same thing to all the purple, green and red color banks too |
Crime › Re: Kidnapper John Ewa Was Laid Off As Bank Cleaner For Stealing Money - Police Boss by jojothaiv(m): 8:27pm On Sep 27, 2022 |
In Reminisce's voice
Shout out si awon Keyboard warriors, internet gangsters. Awon to ni Ph.D ati awon to ni masters........ |
Business › Re: Under 35 CEOs: I Started My Real Estate Company in the University - Arnold by jojothaiv(m): 8:24pm On Sep 27, 2022 |
tillaman: I also started my poultry with 4 feathers now I have 250k birds and still counting Don’t give up Be motivated be inspired Lead us not into Vawulence, comrade.... |
Sports › Re: Mistakes Are Part Of The Game, I Apologise - Maguire Posts On IG After 3-3 Draw by jojothaiv(m): 8:19pm On Sep 27, 2022 |
 If Maguire was on this thread, iku for don ya jesin lo but we thank God for life. |
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Neatly Used Tecno Phantom 9 For Sale by jojothaiv(m): 5:13pm On Sep 26, 2022 |
Taymi: For sale Baba, I don chat you up? |
Education › Re: Bauchi Students Protest Over Separation Of Boys From Girls In Secondary Schools by jojothaiv(m): 4:45pm On Sep 26, 2022 |
SultanOfPuna: This is why The Elites dont want Northeners to go to School and get Education
Once the average Aboki is enlightened They realize they have been living in bondage The Elites won't be able to control them The Elites can't impose rules on them.
That's why Boko H. hates western education Because it will open the eyes of an average Northener |
Romance › Re: How My Friend Wasted His ₦1.2M Life Savings Within 3 Months In Port Harcourt by jojothaiv(m): 4:14pm On Sep 26, 2022 |
Sirchiboy: . You don't laugh young man. Have you passed the three dimensions of human mystery that unfold the mysteries behind perception? I only find it amusing... |
Romance › Re: How My Friend Wasted His ₦1.2M Life Savings Within 3 Months In Port Harcourt by jojothaiv(m): 4:07pm On Sep 26, 2022 |
Sirchiboy: .. You are wise brotherly. I believed you have walked in the three dimensions of human mystery that seens beyond what a physical realm can embody.  |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Don't Be Ashamed Of Your Legitimate Hustle by jojothaiv(m): 4:04pm On Sep 26, 2022 |
I've never be ashame of what put food on my table in fact I wear the attire shamelessly and there's no point hiding anymore.
We are all successful on SM |
Travel › Re: 7 Burnt To Death As Commercial Bus Catches Fire In Lagos by jojothaiv(m): 4:00pm On Sep 26, 2022 |
Franzinni: It's funny to think everybody alive would die. Hahahahaha including you. Hahaha if that doesn't send chills down your spine then
Welcome to the light. The goal is to make peace with death because that's where we are all heading to.. |
Celebrities › Re: Why I Am Finer Than Nicki Minaj — Anita Joseph (Video) by jojothaiv(m): 10:06am On Sep 26, 2022 |
xristos: just for the media attention..
Nigerian minimum wage is less than $50...the price of a toy watch on amazon shameful |
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Men Lie About Their Incomes & Salaries? (Screenshot) by jojothaiv(m): 8:59am On Sep 26, 2022 |
Trust or no trust, there are secrets one would take to the grave and some things are better left unsaid.
An example is your body counts, would you want your spouse to go through the ugly pictures of the past when you know you're a rough rider in your hay days or would you rather hold your peace.
Apply that logic to your income too. |
Family › Re: Sure-Home Marriage Seminar: Learning Your Spouse by jojothaiv(m): 6:36pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
Let's go....
Respect people's opinions even if you're a rebel in thoughts. |
Politics › Re: APC Mistakenly Names Chimaroke Nnamani As A Member Of Its Campaign Council by jojothaiv(m): 9:41pm On Sep 24, 2022 |
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Properties › Re: Four Confirmed Dead As Building Collapses In Mushin, Lagos (Photo) by jojothaiv(m): 11:58pm On Sep 23, 2022 |
chigator2: Second news of collapsed building in Lagos today.
No mystery, some parts of Lagos are drowning slowly. The soil formation is changing and is not conducive for weakly built structures. The ratio of the land to the sea level is negligible, there are part of Lagos I wouldn't buy if a gun on was put on my head. From the swampy city to the island down to other part of the mainland, it's still the same thing, it's a miracle that people are still moving on with their lives like it's nothing. In addition, the building team and the client need to answer a few question concerning this building but this is Nigeria, a minute silence to the dead and life goes on. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukrainian Soldier Released From Russian Captivity Looks Emaciated (Photos) by jojothaiv(m): 10:08pm On Sep 23, 2022 |
Based on say na man wey go war come back na him be soldier.... |
Phones › Re: Dotmac Emerges As Regional Service Provider Of The Year At The 6th Annual Tech by jojothaiv(m): 8:54am On Sep 23, 2022 |
Congratulations.
But we at Makoko don't know what or who is Dotmac. |
Politics › Re: I Finally Carried Out My Social Experiment - Lagos PPRO, Ben Hundeyin by jojothaiv(m): 8:52am On Sep 23, 2022 |
N3TRAL: Nigeria is a tough country to survive with a minimum wage of 30,000 naira (less than $ 100 USD per month).
To cater for one's family in Nigeria as a civil servant, one has to increase their income through begging or sharp practices while engaged in the civil service.
Go to Universities and Polytechnics, lecturers are selling handbooks to students. Some of these lecturers will teach you well and mark your papers well whether you buy their handbooks or not. Other lecturers will not teach well and score you low if you do not buy their handbooks. We don't spit on the lecturers because education is important.
Go to Immigration offices across the country. Staff are collecting huge sums to process passports. People even beg them to collect bigger amounts to process their passports faster. We don't spit on the staff because traveling is important.
Go to file court processes even in the court registry, you have to pay the staff extra money so that they can handle your files happily. We don't spit on the registrar because getting justice is important.
Try to book an appointment with a prominent person who has a busy schedule. You have to appreciate his P.A or secretary with money and airtime. We don't spit on the them because seeing the big man is important.
It is same at every government department in this country.
When the student returns from school and the lady leaves the immigration office to encounter a police officer at a checkpoint, he/she spits on the police officer because security is not important and the police was standing under the rain sun unlike the others. 
Just like almost every lecturer sells handouts, most police men just beg for 100 naira or 200 Naira to complement their 45,000 naira a month without seeing their families. Not all of them are like the lecturers who victimize students who don't buy the handbooks.
Ask the drivers whose cars were auctioned in Lagos Last week, they'd be praying a police officer had asked them for 5000 naira or 10,000 naira at the spot instead. Ask G-boys wey dey EFCC custody, they will tell you they wished a police officer asked them for little at a checkpoint instead.
When e reach police officers we dey form sane clime. If police dem follow form sane clime tow people car wey default go station, car for finish for Naija. Though there are bad officers, let's appreciate the good ones please.
Double standards everywhere. |
Politics › Re: Lagos Fire Service Battling Diesel Spillage At Iyana Ipaja by jojothaiv(m): 7:20am On Sep 23, 2022 |
Chaiiiiiii |
Politics › Re: Obi, Atiku, Tinubu To Sign Peace Pact On Thursday by jojothaiv(m): 7:17am On Sep 23, 2022 |
How about Sowore?
Man is strategizing..... |
Politics › Re: Tinubu: I Am One Of The Best Friends Of The Christian Community (Video) by jojothaiv(m): 7:16am On Sep 23, 2022 |
Kingspin: This is a crocodile visit by Tinubu. Baba, we have played these politics before and that landed us in a big mess as a country. E plenty... |
Politics › Re: Tinubu: I Am One Of The Best Friends Of The Christian Community (Video) by jojothaiv(m): 7:14am On Sep 23, 2022 |
Politicians?
And others are worst enemies of Islam abi |
Politics › Re: Money To Fix Nigeria Stolen On Daily Basis – ICPC by jojothaiv(m): 7:14am On Sep 23, 2022 |
Wrecxman: As harsh as it might sound, the Chinese way (a brutal dictator, yet with the sole aim of taking his/her country to the top) is the ONLY way to get Nigeria working.
Hang a few people, the rest will sit up.
Then watch Nigeria take it's rightful place in the comity of Nations. And oh, the Black race will continue to be ridiculed UNTIL there is one with veto power in the UN. |
Politics › Re: Money To Fix Nigeria Stolen On Daily Basis – ICPC by jojothaiv(m): 7:00am On Sep 23, 2022 |
And who are the thieves?
Hoi polloi? Proletariat? Bourgeoisie?
Or the usual suspects? |
Education › Re: ASUU Appeals Ruling, Says FG Has Declared War by jojothaiv(m): 6:52am On Sep 23, 2022 |
Fkmodhi: No end in sight as if FG will obey the court order.... It sadden my heart that to see this.... |