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Religion / Re: Secrets Of Effective Prayers For Immediate Results by jokejumoke: 9:23pm On Sep 26, 2010
Thanks for unveiling these secrets, they are quite practicable. Well done
Religion / Re: Secrets Of Effective Prayers For Immediate Results by jokejumoke: 10:50pm On Aug 27, 2010
Thanks so much. This will really, really help our prayer lives. wink
Properties / Re: Discover The Goldmine In These Real Estate Offers! by jokejumoke: 10:00pm On Aug 14, 2010
Thanks so much for this info!
Celebrities / Re: Michael Jackson's Hidden Secrets Exposed By Mum, Katherine - Betrayal! by jokejumoke: 9:38pm On Aug 14, 2010
Wow, I'm just so,so,so, SPEECHLESS!
Properties / Re: Shocking First Things U Really Must Know For A Successful Real Estate Investment by jokejumoke: 10:51pm On Aug 09, 2010
These are indeed shocking information, an unputdownable report / guide to making it big in the real estate biz. world. I've saved the information on my desktop. Thanks so much!
Health / Re: How To Know When Your Dog Or Poultry Has Rabies Infection - Very Easy! by jokejumoke: 9:09pm On Jul 30, 2010
Thanks so much for this information.
Crime / Re: Man Beheads His 13 Year Old Niece by jokejumoke: 8:59pm On Jul 30, 2010
The spirit of poverty is an evil wind that does good to no-one, in particular the weak-hearted and those having little or no faith to wait calmly on the Lord (for God's time is always the best).
However, it must rightfully be said that characters like David Mark (who just for banging his silly little malet on his desk ''The ayes have it - gbam!!!'' and at the end of the day receives N250M p. quarter) and the other legislathieves in the lower & upper house, IBB (who cornered the gulf war oil wind fall and many unknowns), Danjuma (who made a profit of $500m from an oil block sale and ended up not knowing what to do with his filthy money), Abacha's family, all Retired & serving Army Generals, Abdulsalam Abubakar (using his white beard to pretend to look pious whilst covering up his ill-gotten wealth), the Northern cabal , some southern Obas and a few Industry chieftain etc - who all together control over 80% of Nigeria's oil wealth are the weapons used by this demonic spirit of poverty to inflict suffering on the poor masses.

However, the day of judgement is at hand as it surely happened in Animal Farm.
Sports / Is Messi Saving The Best For The Last? by jokejumoke: 11:38pm On Jun 27, 2010
I'm just wondering, why has the World best footballer not scored after 180 minutes? Instead lesser endowed players are finding the back of the nets easily! So, what the hell is wrong? Messi has taken 12 shots on target in this World Cup till date and none has been converted!! Is Lionel Messi saving the best for the last? Because the fact is that as the competition progresses into the knockout stages, it will become much more difficult for the 'dangerous' players (or hit men) to score.

Based on the above, [b]is Messi saving his best for the last or what?[/b]

Health / Hiv Cure Scams! - How Genuine Are They? by jokejumoke: 4:32pm On Jun 02, 2010
Please find out the truth about these scams and other HIV secrets. You will save yourself from losing a lot of your hard-earned money to tricksters. Please visit http://www.rabiespreventionbay.info and go to related topics. At related topics, click on PREVENTION and then click on AIDS.

Indeed, information is POWER. Happy reading.
Health / Re: How To Stop Bed Wetting In Adults! by jokejumoke: 11:33pm On May 18, 2010
I was once told by a doctor friend of mine that sedatives (as prescribed by a physician) can help to cure this problem over a long term. According to him, sedatives have water retention capacity hence they are able to help suspend or hold urination for a long time.
Health / Re: How A Mother Cured Her Eczema In Only 48hrs! by jokejumoke: 11:26pm On May 18, 2010
I've looked at the site and it is very, very convincing! Huh, great woman!!
Health / Re: Uuuh, Who Spoilt The Air? See How To Prevent Accidental Discharge Of Farts! by jokejumoke: 5:41pm On May 05, 2010
I have learnt from the recommended site that farts are really intestinal gases, but there are really noxious farts! I was listening to COOLFM sometimes last month and the guest artist was BANKY W. When he was asked for his most embarrassing moment, guess what he said? He said his most embarrassing moment in his life was when (as a teenager), he wanted to impress his young date (who was sitting alone in the parlour with him) by putting on the A/C. But that he had to stand up and tiptoe to reach the socket and lo and behold, he released a very loud fart and the real embarrassment came when he slowly turned round and found the young girl covering her nose with handkerchief!!!

Can U beat that?  grin That type of noisy, smelly fart is what the site below calls a YOKEE. A yokee is the most embarrassing type of fart. It can be as terrible and noxious like hydrogen sulphide or rotten egg and has been known to kill some insects. Read more at the interesting site.
Health / Re: How To Stop Bed Wetting In Adults! by jokejumoke: 5:25pm On May 05, 2010
This can truly be very, very embarrassing! A room mate of mine (name withheld) used to bedwet and this was unknown to all of us in the room until the 2nd semester. She had some funny behaviour that we didn't quite understand, e.g she was always the 1st to sleep in the room; the 1st to wake up and she was always washing her bedsheets almost everyday! As usual, after washing her sheets very early (usually like 5.ooam), she left for lectures (at 6.00am, even when lectures starts at 8/9.00am). Later, someone was looking for something and crawled under her bed only to cover her nose! She had upturned her bed so that the wet patch would not show! A 22 yr old or thereabout at that time!
Most bedwetters are loners, unhappy and the girl above (as I learnt) is still unmarried now!
Health / Re: Ladies & Gentlemen, Discover Simple Home Remedies For Hair Loss & Save Money! by jokejumoke: 5:12pm On May 05, 2010
Thanks for the good information. grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Join The Shipping And Maritime Professional Career Network Now! by jokejumoke: 5:04pm On May 05, 2010
A friend is interested in this, but her only certificate is CIS - Certificate of Instistute of Shipping, can she apply for membership?
Properties / Re: Discover The Goldmine In These Real Estate Offers! by jokejumoke: 11:17am On May 03, 2010
I agree with one of the posters: you can never ever go wrong on these choice properties!!! NEVER!!!
Health / Ladies & Gentlemen, Discover Simple Home Remedies For Hair Loss & Save Money! by jokejumoke: 11:00am On May 03, 2010
Hello Nairalanders and friends, have you spent a lot of your hard - earned money on various hair creams, hair lotions and treatments to stop your continuous daily hair loss, alopecia? Well, save your money - visit http://www.hairlosspreventionclinic.info  and discover amazingly effective simple home remedies to permanently STOP your hair loss.

A lady without a hair is an ugly man!
Health / Ladies & Gentlemen, Discover Simple Home Remedies For Hair Loss & Save Money! by jokejumoke: 10:58am On May 03, 2010
Hello Nairalanders and friends, have you spent a lot of your hard - earned money on various hair creams, hair lotions and treatments to stop your continuous daily hair loss, alopecia? Well, save your money - visit http://www.hairlosspreventionclinic.info and discover amazingly effective simple home remedies to permanently STOP your hair loss.

A lady without a hair is an ugly man!

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