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PoliticsRe: Why Do Many Nigerians See Travelling “abroad” As An Achievement by Jokerman(m): 12:38am On Feb 07
What are we enjoying in Nigeria?
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Warned By Saudi Pro League Over Transfer Protest by Jokerman(m): 12:35am On Feb 07
autoez:
Retire and give room for younger generations Ororo. You've done too well and will never be forgotten.
Pessi fan girl.

Don't worry after our 1000 goals
PoliticsRe: The Mysterious Black Stone That Fall From Heaven In Saudi Arabia by Jokerman(m): 11:16am On Feb 04
So na stone this idolaters dey worship?

More like the Devil that fell like lightning from heaven
BusinessRe: Nigerians Turn To Survival Businesses As Formal Jobs Dry Up by Jokerman(m): 9:59am On Feb 03
But Tinubats are saying otherwise....
PoliticsRe: Shame On You For Advocating A 83 Year Old Man To Be President Again? by Jokerman(op): 9:59am On Feb 03
TokoEkambi:
They brought Sowore. Who's younger and more active than obi. You lot still chose obi. What gives you the impression that anyone is fooooled by his your "bring Fashola bring Duke" talk. You lot will still vote your tribesman.
Are people still voting by tribe in Nigeria?? Then we don't want to grow.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Achievements Evident – Onanuga by Jokerman(m): 6:11am On Feb 02
Yes, we can see all the youths in Nigeria now on prosperity...

They can easily buy cars, rent houses, no more keke or POS business to survive.

We also have constant 24 hours light whether Band A , B or C.

Our health care is improved, we have now facilities to store things like Anti venom and other antibiotics.

Politicians don't travel abroad again for medical checkup, and their children are now schooling in NIGERIA because NELFUND has improved university education

Evidence dey ... Baba werey 🤣
TravelRe: Pictures Of Nigerians Arrested By ICE In USA by Jokerman(m): 6:07am On Feb 02
This is bad

Well they will be deported to come enjoy bulaba remaining 1 year government
HealthRe: FMC Abuja Reacts To Death Of Ifunanya Nwangene by Jokerman(m): 10:48pm On Feb 01
Why was there no anti venom in the hospital?
PoliticsRe: Who Would You Vote Among These Presidential Candidates If Presented And Why? by Jokerman(m): 10:46pm On Feb 01
MartinCorridon:
What's your business with my choice

I vote Peter Obi so that he can make Nigeria better than USA like he did in Anambra grin

Funny enough, even he can't live there. That "privilege" is reserved only for the poor.

grin
The joke is on you because the Tinubu you support is wrecking the country
PoliticsRe: Who Would You Vote Among These Presidential Candidates If Presented And Why? by Jokerman(m): 10:45pm On Feb 01
Putinofrussia:
I wouldn't vote for Atiku because of his antecedents and failure in privatisation.

I wouldn't vote for Obi because he was a disaster when he governed Anambra for 8 years.

I would vote for Tinubu because he and his team made Lagos the 2nd (city) Economy in Africa.
Show any achievements of Tinubu while he was governor.

Don't mention Fashola works!!
PoliticsRe: Shame On You For Advocating A 83 Year Old Man To Be President Again? by Jokerman(op): 10:44pm On Feb 01
BlakKluKluxKlan:
L


Old age is a gift from God Almighty who only can do and undo

So it is a curse to mock old age for mocking old age is mocking Gods' gift and doing.

As you mock Gods' gift of old age, attaining it may become a taboo for you.
I remember a couple of people who mocked Buhari's old age in 2015. The two died young before Buhari spent two years in office.
Yes, old age is a gift...

But when someone is old, the person is supposed to respect himself and allow a younger person to maximise their potential and allow for a better work.

But greedy old men won't.

And many people that abused Jonathan, have also died before him.

As children of God, no one can make us die except God is not on the throne
PoliticsRe: Who Would You Vote Among These Presidential Candidates If Presented And Why? by Jokerman(m): 7:49pm On Feb 01
BikoMERCYme:
Non they all old thieves......
Can you prove Obi is a thief?
PoliticsRe: Who Would You Vote Among These Presidential Candidates If Presented And Why? by Jokerman(m): 7:48pm On Feb 01
obi4eze:
Obi will beat Tinubu even in Osun state and Lagos in a free and fair election before noon.
They know, and that's why you see then fighting tooth and nail with lies and propaganda
PoliticsRe: Shame On You For Advocating A 83 Year Old Man To Be President Again? by Jokerman(op): 1:11pm On Feb 01
Richtaiwo:
Gbam @emboldened. This is the bitter pill they find difficult to swallow. Ask him what useful skill he has for national development, and watch him launch into a full-on Tinubu insult marathon instead.
As Tinubu the fraudulent strategist enabled a honest and integrity state of economy, for us to contribute effectively to national growth?
PoliticsRe: Shame On You For Advocating A 83 Year Old Man To Be President Again? by Jokerman(op): 1:09pm On Feb 01
Richtaiwo:
You claim to be addressing tech professionals, yet clearly missed the memo. Real tech gurus are busy upgrading skills and landing contracts, not spamming nonsense online.

Social media noise comes in two flavors, the unemployed freeloaders hoping Tinubu will drop cash, and the paid trolls hurling insults 24/7. You are certainly one of the two. Any hardworking Nigerian? Too busy to waste energy insulting the President.

Supporting an old man? Fine, that’s my choice, my sacred right to make life decisions. You also have same right and I don't care how you exercise yours.
Hardworking youths insulted Jonathan who was better than Tinubu by 100%, yet nobody gaslighted them.

Youths are asking Tinubu to make the economy and the country right, but he's too old to effect these changes leaving it for charlatans who are here to steal.

If hardworking youth gets foreign gigs, will the Tinubu economy make the gains last, with Jo Electricity, no safety, no proper health care and others, after removing subsidies.

If you are supporting an old cargo, then you are an enemy of Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Shame On You For Advocating A 83 Year Old Man To Be President Again? by Jokerman(op): 11:20am On Feb 01
Richtaiwo:
Some of you seem recruited to just be making senseless noise on social media. I get it, this is what puts food on your table. But for once, try making sense. If a thing is worth doing, it’s worth doing well. Now take a moment, read what you just quoted, and compare it with the nonsense you typed in response. Ouch.
Data boy like you accusing another person of being a data boy 🤣🤣... What an irony!

Stop supporting old men who can't carry themselves as leaders of this great country
PoliticsRe: Shame On You For Advocating A 83 Year Old Man To Be President Again? by Jokerman(op): 11:14am On Feb 01
Truthissupreme:
but your lord and savior trump is super fit in your eyes

Even with rotting hands

Oga make una focus on issues, there are too numerous loopholes in this administration
Obi is still younger than both, he's tested to deliver...

Bring people with tested works such as Obi, Fashola, Donald Duke etc, and not 80 years old cargos.

Well, I'm talking to young professionals, not data boys
PoliticsRe: Shame On You For Advocating A 83 Year Old Man To Be President Again? by Jokerman(op): 9:32am On Feb 01
madridguy:
Peter Obi just said age doesn't matter while trying to defend Alhaji Atiku few days ago.
Both Atiku and PBAT are not fit
PoliticsRe: Shame On You For Advocating A 83 Year Old Man To Be President Again? by Jokerman(op): 9:32am On Feb 01
mascot87:
Your tears are just starting. This for sure will last till atleast 2031 but can continue thereafter if you still choose to be delusional
So you want to destroy the country by supporting a 83 year old relic who is past his prime....

All of you eating under him will not want him to leave so that your egunje won't stop...

But God is bigger than you
PoliticsShame On You For Advocating A 83 Year Old Man To Be President Again? by Jokerman(op): 9:03am On Feb 01
I wonder why people are advocating for a 83 year old man to come back as president. We all know a person. Claiming to be 73 years is actually older than that age...

Check out other 73 years old leaders, and how agile they still are.

SJHAME TO THESE SET OF PROFESSIONALS

To all tech gurus
To all young nurses
To all young engineers
To all young doctors
To all young scientists
To all young academias
To all young physicians
To all young farmers
To all young graduates/undergrad.
To all young entrepreneurs
To all young PhD holders

Shame on you all for advocating for an 83 years man to become the president of Nigeria a second time.

Shame!
PoliticsRe: Okpebholo Orders LG Chairmen To Erect 360 Campaign Billboards For Tinubu’s Re-el by Jokerman(m): 1:08pm On Jan 31
Where is Yarimo and Seunmsg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
EducationRe: Soludo Transformed Uga Boys Sec Sch And Other 21 Schools Into Smart Schools(pics by Jokerman(m): 12:42pm On Jan 31
When he wants to contest for presidency, we will ask him if he built new schools, not these ones 😂
PoliticsRe: UK Court Names Tinubu, Osinbajo, Aluko In Diezani Alison-Madueke Corruption Trai by Jokerman(m): 12:18pm On Jan 30
Dogalmighty17:
Why mention Tinubu or Osibanjo's names when the report is silent on how they are involved with the Deizianni fraud?
So you think a thief can steal huge funds without other thieves paving the way?
PoliticsRe: UK Court Names Tinubu, Osinbajo, Aluko In Diezani Alison-Madueke Corruption Trai by Jokerman(m): 12:15pm On Jan 30
Putinofrussia:
What did they mention Tinubu and Osinbajo for?
That Tinubu is president and Osinbajo was a former vice president?
What kind of journalism is this?
Oh, if na Obi dem mention, you for dey foam for mouth.

We Obi supporters know whom we support
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:03am On Jan 30
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Trump don rig this world Cup for Pendu. He has no reason not to win it.
Una come here again dey type trash
CelebritiesRe: Music Legend Fela Kuti Becomes First African To Get Grammys Lifetime Achievement by Jokerman(m): 8:01am On Jan 30
Does Fela Kuti care for all these things where he is now??

Instead of Humans to think of their eternal souls, they keep chasing mundane things that will perish on earth?

However this doesn't mean Cristiano Ronaldo won't win the WC 2026 in USA by God's grace
PoliticsRe: Enugu Government Reduces Land Rates By 60%, Bans Illegal Levies by Jokerman(m): 8:00am On Jan 30
Can Lagos do this??

Hope it won't affect IGR 😂😂😂
PoliticsRe: Abuja–Kaduna Trains Slower Than Bicycles, Senate Raises Alarm by Jokerman(m): 7:58am On Jan 30
I thought FG said the money removed from fuel and electricity subsidies are used to improve infrastructure like railways ??
PoliticsRe: LAWMA Issues Stern Warning Over Attacks On Enforcement Officers In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 7:57am On Jan 30
Stop packing unruly people into government services because of party politics
PoliticsRe: Chief Sunday Udeh Urge Igbo Community In Lagos To Massively Register With APC: ' by Jokerman(m): 1:25am On Jan 30
This one you people are trying to force everyone to join APC, hope it's not the biblical 666, we read about?
EducationRe: Alexander Linda Nkemdilim Graduates With 1st Class From UniLag, Netizens React by Jokerman(m): 5:02pm On Jan 29
Na wa.

Me wey read Animal marketing still carry third class from Sokoto state Polytechnic of Agriculture, chey no be person get 1st class Law from unilag.

How I wan take see work bayi 😞
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:14pm On Jan 28
Lana1:
Give it time. At the rate your league is going it will drop down the coefficient rankings in due time and you people will be competing with Ligue 1
🤣🤣🤣🤣

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