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PoliticsRe: I'm Tired Of Buying Fuel For Generator Everyday In A Big City Like Lagos by Jokerman(op): 11:09am On Feb 18
forexprophet:
You are a joker..... Nothing will change for you. You must collect the consequences of your foolish choice of voting
So I that didn't vote or support Tinubu, must suffer with Tinubats?
PoliticsI'm Tired Of Buying Fuel For Generator Everyday In A Big City Like Lagos by Jokerman(op): 4:56am On Feb 18
When will this end?

Everyday Fuel Fuel at #834Naira total filling station.

We were promised that we will have light, but it seems to be a lie band A, B, C or D, I don't understand.

Solar is 2.5 Million, person don chop wey he wan take buy solar.

What's happening that we cannot have light in 2026?

APC government do something now
ProgrammingRe: Which Of These AI Tools Is The Best And Why? Please Vote. by Jokerman(m): 8:24pm On Feb 17
Love800:
Thanks so much.

Will you subscribe to it(pay money) before you can use it?
No... I used the free version, but functions are limited
Science/TechnologyRe: Rita Orji Appointed To UN Panel On AI by Jokerman(m): 2:11pm On Feb 16
Rita Orji my baby.

Keep soaring high ....
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi And His Team Refused Entry Into A Nursing School In Akwa Ibom by Jokerman(m): 2:09pm On Feb 16
Lies.

The governor refused to let him into the state.

Keep playing politics. Why are you afraid, I thought Peter Obi holds no value?,😂
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Explains Why She Promoted FAAN After Social Media Backlash by Jokerman(m): 2:08pm On Feb 16
Basic123:
Really.....so do you agree with iyabo ojo herehuh
Yeah... There's improve in FAAN services, although FG still needs more work to curb the beggars around those offices
ProgrammingRe: Which Of These AI Tools Is The Best And Why? Please Vote. by Jokerman(m): 2:07pm On Feb 16
Love800:
Where did you got it from?

You downloaded it?
Yep into my phone from play store
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Explains Why She Promoted FAAN After Social Media Backlash by Jokerman(m): 9:38am On Feb 16
Paramount01:
Normally for obidinet ,nobody should support or appraise Tinubu
You are a liar. If Tinubu does any good thing, he will be praised,... I don't think Obidients are useless like BATists that saw nothing good in Jonathan Government despite being better
PoliticsRe: Tax Act Doesn't Impose 25% Tax On Building Materials Or Funds - Taiwo Oloyede by Jokerman(m): 7:43am On Feb 16
How do we believe you when from your records you have done things to make the life of citizens harder?

You took away subsidy in electricity, you too away subsidy in Education and raised school fees up to 500% and gave student loan bondages?

You increased house rent and cost of food for common man.

Upon the removal of electricity subsidy, which made electricity costlier than UK's, there is still no light in households and some places in Nigeria, even after you promised us it will be done in 4 years.

The wife of the president is going around denying Christian genocide even when there is evidence

So we believe*Amaechi* more than you FG
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Grid was Down, Restoration ongoing by Jokerman(m): 1:37am On Feb 16
What a cursed government. Shedding of innocent blood has affected the gains of these people.

Better to kick them out with their failure.
PoliticsRe: NAF Executed 1,200 Air Strikes Against Terrorists In Two Years – Ex-cas Hasan Ab by Jokerman(m): 1:36am On Feb 16
So what are the results of your audio strike??

Abeg we are tired of all these lies and propaganda.

We have decided to join Peter Obi to restore and salvage Nigeria before it's goes down the drain
PoliticsRe: No 25% Levy On Building Materials In Tax Act, FG Counters Amaechi by Jokerman(m): 1:33am On Feb 16
How do we believe you when from your records you have done things to make the life of citizens harder?

You took away subsidy in electricity, you too away subsidy in Education and raised school fees up to 500% and gave student loan bondages?

You increased house rent and cost of food for common man.

Upon the removal of electricity subsidy, which made electricity costlier than UK's, there is still no light in households and some places in Nigeria, even after you promised us it will be done in 4 years.

The wife of the president is going around denying Christian genocide even when there is evidence

So we believe*Amaechi* more than you FG
PoliticsRe: "They Roasted The Pastor & His Wife Alive In Plateau Church" - Daily Mail by Jokerman(m): 1:29am On Feb 16
You touch the eye of God's anointed, and you want your country to prosper?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Lady Sparks Outrage Online Over Jobs & Earnings In Nigeria. What Is Your Take? by Jokerman(m): 1:26am On Feb 16
Kaycee54321:
I see the point she's trying to make.

But this is a fallacy of hasty generalisation - "There is no legal job..." makes her theory absolute, rendering it false.

A mid trim 2025 Toyota Camry fresh from the factory can cost around 30K USD - roughly 40m...

To be pessimistic, call it 60m plus shipping.

There are white collar jobs that pay 6m net per month (excluding bonuses) - I know a C-suite guy earning this amount. And this guy has a boss who earns more...

There are people who have big bonuses after their multi million Naira salaries.

Professionals (like those in sales) can make unbelievable money from commissions per sale...and that can really rack up in volume depending on the type of deal brokered.

So, yes, a brand new car can be bought legally in Nigeria.

The only fact is, compared to the general population, the fraction of people who can purchase a brand new car is very small.

PS: Currently, I can't afford a brand new car. Because una no get manners here. Next thing, someone will come and say their father is claiming rich.
Even as a civil engineer earning legally without inflating budget in Nigeria, you can't buy a tear rubber at 40M or 50M

Stop capping
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Lady Sparks Outrage Online Over Jobs & Earnings In Nigeria. What Is Your Take? by Jokerman(m): 1:24am On Feb 16
honour8:
for any body less than 40, I don't think there is any blue or white colar job we're you will be able to buy a brand new car in one or two years with just your salary.
Even up to 40 , 50 sef, in this Tinubu economy?
RomanceRe: Russian Man Slept With Ghanaian & Kenyan Women, Secretly Recorded Them by Jokerman(m): 1:23am On Feb 16
What is wrong with the world??
ProgrammingRe: Which Of These AI Tools Is The Best And Why? Please Vote. by Jokerman(m): 5:58pm On Feb 15
Chatgpt ..

All my research manuscripts have been greatly assisted with Chatgpt
PoliticsRe: Why Does Tinubu Hate The Medical And Health Professionals? by Jokerman(op): 5:11pm On Feb 15
Svoboda:
Who would pass such a chance, when the economy has been run around, and standards have to be lowered even by the intellectuals, just to get by?
True... But for how long?
PoliticsRe: Why Does Tinubu Hate The Medical And Health Professionals? by Jokerman(op): 3:02pm On Feb 15
Svoboda:
You'd expect someone with very low intellectual capacity to despise people at the opposite extreme. Check out history, every known illiterate leader has always failed to hide his disdain for the intelligencia and academics, especially when they come from very mysterious backgrounds.
The irony is that intelligent academia are still campaigning for such
PoliticsRe: Why Does Tinubu Hate The Medical And Health Professionals? by Jokerman(op): 3:02pm On Feb 15
Burob:
Keep wailing, if u like no go help yourself, dey wait for government to come & help u in your exhibition of mental laziness.
Na that atenu go bend your mouth 🙄
PoliticsRe: Why Does Tinubu Hate The Medical And Health Professionals? by Jokerman(op): 9:54am On Feb 15
chicfarmer:
You forget to add Burob to the list.
That joker 🃏 wey think say na zee world we dey act for here grin
Burob is collecting atenu from his Lagos taskmasters.. that's why he always supporting evil
Christianity EtcSeven Things God Hates According To The Bible by Jokerman(op): 9:53am On Feb 15
Proverbs 6:16 -19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:

1.A proud look
2. A lying tongue,
3. Hands that shed innocent blood
4. An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations,
5. feet that be swift in running to mischief,
6. A false witness that speaketh lies,
7. And he that soweth discord among brethren.

Now if you do these things that God hates, how can you call yourself a child of God or you love God?

Please let us watch our ways. If anyone continues to do what God hates, then such a person is headed to eternal damnation in the Lake of Fire.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Christianity EtcRe: If Jesus Christ Visited Nigeria Today, What Would HE Rebuke? by Jokerman(m): 9:46am On Feb 15
Everything from A-Z.

Nigeria is such a wicked country .. killings, hardship, immorality, tribalism, hatred, unforgiveness, cruelty, theft, occultism etc everywhere and in proliferation.

The worse part is that there are citizens supporting and promoting those doing evil especially those in government
PoliticsRe: Kwara Government Reacts To Bandits Video Clip On Abductees by Jokerman(m): 6:36am On Feb 15
Freetech:
Why are you hiding behind Jonathan?

Tell us how your preferred leader Obi and Atiku would have handled it better?

Give specific examples what they did while they were in government
Let me remind you+ Corpses of youth floating on the river in Anambra

The flattening and destruction of a whole town by the military (not terrorist o)

Obi was also part of Jonathan government when Chibok girls abduction happened.
If Otti wasn't Voted in Abia, that's how you evil people would have asked, what would he have done better....
PoliticsRe: Why Does Tinubu Hate The Medical And Health Professionals? by Jokerman(op):
Where are the RTIFN boys??

Yarimo, image123
Christianity EtcRe: Is There Any Video Showing Remi Tinubu Preaching As An RCCG Pastor by Jokerman(op): 10:01pm On Feb 14
MaxInDHouse:
That is the work of evangelizers!😟
So she's a ceremonial pastor? 😂
PoliticsRe: Why Does Tinubu Hate The Medical And Health Professionals? by Jokerman(op): 7:53pm On Feb 14
Another criminality exposed

PoliticsRe: Drone Shots Of Grand Reception of defecting Osun PDP NASS Members To APC (Photos by Jokerman(m): 7:05pm On Feb 14
press9jatv:
yes sooo. Even the Accord Party he joined, they have seres of factions in accord party. Adeleke's defeat is imminent. Tinubu want a stable man that can manage the state well in power in Osun State and not a dancing governor that sacked over 1,000 teachers in his first year in office.
You are only all deceiving yourselves... After destroying the nation, you still steal and cajole people...

Your punishment will be worse than Babylonian punishment
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Parades Over 100 Kidnapped Victims In Kwara Community by Jokerman(m): 7:04pm On Feb 14
But this evil devilish wicked party said it is only 20 people that were kidnapped??

Many the wrath of Allah fall upon this wicked lying government and it's supporters.. outshaAllah
Christianity EtcRe: Is There Any Video Showing Remi Tinubu Preaching As An RCCG Pastor by Jokerman(op): 6:57pm On Feb 14
MaxInDHouse:
The office PASTOR doesn't mean he or she is a preacher o!😟

It simply means someone leading others get green pasture.

It's evangelizers that do preach though a pastor may also evangelize but that's not necessarily his or her office.
Can anyone point us to a video of her evangelizing
PoliticsRe: Why Does Tinubu Hate The Medical And Health Professionals? by Jokerman(op): 6:33pm On Feb 14
Upon all the removal of subsidies from Petrol, Electricity, Education...

No light in Nigeria
No good health facilities in Nigeria
House rent at astronomical costs
School fees increase with increasing loan interest on children (NELFUND crook)
Beggars aplenty
Tax Tax tax increment
Every quarter of the year servicing debts

Where's all the money??

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