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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:23pm
Erik Ten Hag salary will be cut by 25% at United next season if the club fails to qualify for the champions League
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:17pm On Apr 24
Dantedasz:
Manchester United 1 Sheffield United 2.


This is what happens when you let standards fall and look for excuses for this joke of a manager

The bottom of the table club at Old Trafford for fvcks sake......
Disgraceful!!!

Honestly, it's disgraceful.

Bin laden cannot escape the sack though...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:09pm On Apr 24
Every dick and harry just dey score united
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:56pm On Apr 24
Arne Slot to Liverpool

Zinedine Zidane to Manchester United
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor, Zulu Adigwe Is Dead by Jokerman(m): 8:42am On Apr 24
STEWpid:
Chai..






Igbo movie is gone!!


Na charlatans remain!!


Osenoboa.


And the Asabawood mini skirt wearing actresses
Politics / Re: Governor Ododo Committed Criminal Offence By Aiding Yahaya Bello’s Escape -Sagay by Jokerman(m): 7:53am On Apr 24
Why not arrest him then?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Jokerman(m): 5:46am On Apr 24
Cole Palmer FC 😂

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (5 - 0) On 23rd April 2024 by Jokerman(m): 8:20pm On Apr 23
Arsenal to win 3-1

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Never Believed In Labour Party – Doyin Okupe by Jokerman(m): 4:18pm On Apr 23
Who cares??

Anywhere Obi goes I go, just the way any Club CR7 goes,I go

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:25pm On Apr 23
🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: Erik ten Hag says he has more injury problems ahead of the game against Sheffield United tomorrow. McTominay, Rashford, Garnacho and Fernandes all carrying problems.

Ten Hag is hopeful that Garnacho and Fernandes will make it but McTominay and Rashford are "really doubtful". [@RobDawsonESPN]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:22pm On Apr 23
🚨🚨🌕| NEW: Earlier this season, Rasmus Højlund complained that Bruno Fernandes wasn’t passing to him enough.

Højlund fell out with Diogo Dalot during #mufc's 4-3 loss vs Copenhagen in November after Lukas Lerager scored a late equaliser, and Fernandes sided with Dalot.

When Højlund raised his concerns with the coaches, he was told to address them directly with Dalot. It was only when they put it behind them that Fernandes also made his peace with Højlund, and harmony was restored.

[@ChrisWheelerDM]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:04pm On Apr 23
🔴 Ten Hag: “The reaction, the comments after Coventry game… that was a disgrace”.

“That was embarrassing from you. It is the comments. Top football is about results, we made it to a final and we deserved it not only by this game but also the other games”.
Politics / Re: Why Reno Omokri Is Senseless To Criticize Obi About Building Schools by Jokerman(m): 9:17am On Apr 23
Stop talking people like Reno seriously


Una get time o

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Health / Re: What Are The Benefits Of Sleeping Naked? by Jokerman(m): 10:41pm On Apr 22
I always sleep naked, even more so that I'm married now...

Infact it was one of the reasons I left NCCF house during NYSC back in 2012, as guys were required to sleep with trousers in the house 😂😂...no be small thing...

I had to go rent a room outside, and come to the house for fellowship

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:34pm On Apr 22
Ellexy:
Tuchel rumours arising

Lol... From Erik Bin Laden to Tucheliban 😂🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:32pm On Apr 22
Jokerman:
🗣️ - Erik ten Hag to Dutch @ZiggoSport: "We reach the FA Cup final 2x in a row, that's incredible. Even the great Manchester United only managed to reach the final 3x in 10 years while we do it 2 times in 2 years."

Erik don shake us 😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:32pm On Apr 22
🗣️ - Erik ten Hag to Dutch @ZiggoSport: "We reach the FA Cup final 2x in a row, that's incredible. Even the great Manchester United only managed to reach the final 3x in 10 years while we do it 2 times in 2 years."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:38pm On Apr 22
🚨🚨🎙️| Jose Mourinho: "My relationship with Ed Woodward was good. Good as in the personal point of view. Even now we send an SMS. But from a professional point of view it was not the best. I am who I am. I am a football man. Ed comes from a different background and what Erik ten Hag has in his time at #mufc I didn’t have.

I didn’t have that level of support. I didn’t have that level of trust. So I left sad, because I felt I was in the beginning of the process."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:36pm On Apr 22
🚨🚨🎙️| José Mourinho: "The season after France won the World Cup, I think Paul [Pogba] came back different. The World Cup took him to a dimension where football was not the most important thing to him."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:35pm On Apr 22
🚨🚨🎙️| Jose Mourinho: "I won a Europa League final with long balls from Sergio Romero to Marouane Fellaini. Ajax pressing, but pressing oxygen because the ball was not there. Ball to Fellaini’s chest. Play from there. Two-nil. Bring the cup home. Three titles. Disaster of a season."

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:34pm On Apr 22
🔴 José Mourinho: “There are still a couple of players still at Man United that I didn’t want five or six years ago”.

“I think they represent a little bit what I consider not the best professional profile to a club of a certain dimension”, told The Telegraph.

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Politics / Re: Meta AI Advises Seun Osewa, Refused To Admit Tinubu And Peter Obi Are Corrupt by Jokerman(m): 7:52am On Apr 22
Just imagine if Peter Obi was in APC... The way APC people go dey make mouth everywhere 🤣🤣🤣

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Crime / Re: Three-Month-Old Baby Abandoned In Lagos (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 7:42am On Apr 22
But why??

When some people are looking for babies, even if na just 1, some people dey throway babies..

Na wa

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:13am On Apr 22
grin

Politics / Re: Nigeria's Economic GDP Size Per Year - Statisense by Jokerman(m): 6:02am On Apr 22
kettykin:
Nigerians should finally dedicate a day for weeping for Nigeria, the same way ipob dedicated Monday for sit at home.

The truth is that Nigeria is finally gone, without redemption

We can get Nigeria back to where it is supposed to be...

Let's eschew wickedness first, and learn to vote right...
Politics / Re: BREAKING: You Can Now Use Regular Emojis On Nairaland by Jokerman(m): 3:44am On Apr 22
fadilaMaikiriki:
Good evening.

Can I ask you a question please?

Yeah
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Economic GDP Size Per Year - Statisense by Jokerman(m): 9:01pm On Apr 21
Nigeria's economy in 15 years

Jonathan's administration
2010: $369.06bn
2011: $414.09bn
2012: $460.95bn
2013: $514.96bn
2014: $568.49bn

Buhari's administration
2015: $492.43bn
2016: $404.64bn
2017: $375.74bn
2018: $421.73bn

2019: $448.12bn
2020: $429.42bn
2021: $441.42bn
2022: $477.37bn

Tinubu's administration
2023: $374.94bn
2024: $252.73bn*

*projections

Note: The GDP is measured by current prices.

<IMF>
#TheCableIndex
Travel / Re: Video Of Lagosians Being Arrested For Failing To Use A Pedestrian Bridge by Jokerman(m): 8:49pm On Apr 21
Solution0707:
Who ask you the location

Oga, koshi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:28pm On Apr 21
Jokerman:
🚨 Ten Hag: “This game is not an embarrassment, I don’t see that word… it’s a huge achievement”.

“We achieved two finals in two years. From all the setbacks we’ve had, even today we had 3-3, and need consistency from the referee”.

This man does not know the club he is
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:27pm On Apr 21
🚨 Ten Hag: “This game is not an embarrassment, I don’t see that word… it’s a huge achievement”.

“We achieved two finals in two years. From all the setbacks we’ve had, even today we had 3-3, and need consistency from the referee”.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:17pm On Apr 21
Mrviktor:


What has Zidane suffered please..

Ronaldo..benzema..modric..kroos...case..

A 3 time back to back winning UCL coach??

Even Pep or Mou couldn't do this...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:16pm On Apr 21
olabode89:


Una go just dey talk anyhow... Did you see the number of Coventry fans at Wembley?

Does this stop TenHaram from receiving wotowoto at the finals?? grin grin

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