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SportsRe: Lionel Messi And Inter Miami Thrashed In Leagues Cup Final By Seattle Sounders by Jokerman(m): 9:34am On Sep 01, 2025
Mirasteel:
Atleast MESSI has won alot since he joined the club, what has Penaldo won since he joined walahi talahi club?
So 2 trophies is now a lot, especially burger league trophies.. well Ronaldo has won 1
SportsRe: Lionel Messi And Inter Miami Thrashed In Leagues Cup Final By Seattle Sounders by Jokerman(m): 9:31am On Sep 01, 2025
You no go see Almiron for this kind thread 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Let's laugh at Pessi the Karate master along with Puarez the biter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: I Know Evil When I See It, This Government came to steal from Day 1 - El-Rufai by Jokerman(m): 10:07pm On Aug 31, 2025
Let us wait for Yarimo and Helinues and Coronaviruspro 🙂
PoliticsRe: Under Tinubu’s Govt, Drugs Now Very Expensive In Nigeria – APC Chieftain by Jokerman(m): 8:19pm On Aug 31, 2025
You no fit use agbo😂
EducationRe: Looming Crisis In Universities: Professors Earn ₦633,333, Senators '₦21 Million' by Jokerman(m): 6:26pm On Aug 31, 2025
The same Professors that rig elections for the politicians.

Stop rigging elections. Allow votes to count and select the right people to lead
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:01pm On Aug 30, 2025
Thank God.

Will take the manage 3 points.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:36pm On Aug 30, 2025
Erik Bin Laden still play draw today no, after leading with 2 goals and the other team with a Red card?

Abeg make Man Utd win this match first 🙂
PoliticsRe: Market Leader Cautions Traders On Dangers Of Not Re-electing Soludo by Jokerman(m): 7:08am On Aug 30, 2025
Criminals in power🤣🤣🤣

If you are doing the right thing , you don't need to threaten, beg or buy votes, before the citizens vote you at the poll
RomanceRe: Cheating Wife Dies While Lodging In A Guest House With Another Man by Jokerman(m): 8:08am On Aug 29, 2025
Oddkashy:
This isn't meant to be taken literally. No real fire is burning anyone in the after life. Probably hell means damnation or separation from the source of life we all originated from that is if the book isn't completely a human construct to control men and conceal the truth from all but a few.
Revelation 14:10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:
14:11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

Revelation 20:10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
PoliticsRe: Oyo APC Lawmaker Distances Himself From Makinde’s ₦300 Billion Loan by Jokerman(m): 7:15am On Aug 29, 2025
Did you people distance yourself Tinubu gas been taking and taking??

Although I never support all these loan and loan taking
PoliticsRe: FG Defends Passport Price Hike To ₦100,000, ₦200,000 by Jokerman(m): 7:13am On Aug 29, 2025
Nigerians dull
RomanceRe: Cheating Wife Dies While Lodging In A Guest House With Another Man by Jokerman(m): 7:11am On Aug 29, 2025
Kobojunkie:
Have you been to this hell yourself to confirm that there are, in fact, people in such a place? Nonsense! angry
Isaiah 66:24
Isaiah 66:24 And they shall go forth, and look upon the carcases of the men that have transgressed against me: for their worm shall not die, neither shall their fire be quenched; and they shall be an abhorring unto all flesh.
PoliticsRe: 2027 Elections: Why Is The Southwest Leading In Voter Registration? by Jokerman(m): 10:09pm On Aug 28, 2025
plessis:
Using "you better go and register... Election is not done on social media" to fool the gullible.

We are watching.
You Sabi them wellaa🤣🤣🤣

Osun people wey never chop dey read almost 400,000k in a week 🤣🤣... No be juju be that
RomanceRe: Cheating Wife Dies While Lodging In A Guest House With Another Man by Jokerman(m): 10:05pm On Aug 28, 2025
The way people are just going to hell fire just tire me.. o Lord Jesus help us please... Help us please.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:42am On Aug 28, 2025
Bring Back Michael Carrick and Ruud Boy, if you are gonna sack Amorim

Or better still Conte, to stabilise the team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:33am On Aug 28, 2025
Well, the coach said we will suffer this season though...

He's delivering on his promises
PropertiesRe: See The Most Expensive Estates In Lagos – 2025 by Jokerman(m): 10:07am On Aug 28, 2025
Ogudu GRA is one of the best

No Flood. No littering or loitering.

Organised streets and well planned housing layout.

If you need properties to Let or Buy in Ogudu GRA and Ogudu Environs, then I AM YOUR PLUG
Christianity EtcRe: Where Everybody That Dies Truly Goes To After Death? by Jokerman(m): 5:08pm On Aug 27, 2025
Either at rest with God or in eternal punishment with Satan in the pits of hell.

You must choose one while in this bodily form
PoliticsRe: Oyo Governor Makinde Proceeds On Onemonth Leave, Hands Over To Deputy Bayo Lawal by Jokerman(m): 7:32am On Aug 27, 2025
seunlayi:
Our dear land g governor.i heard He specialises in selling lands. All GRA in the state are already sold by him. Awolowo must be shaking his head in his grave.
Nevertheless, I appreciate his move for handling over to the deputy. Its a goal for him
Isn't it the same thing President Tinubu and his cronies do in Lagos?
PoliticsRe: GROK Was Asked To Choose Between Tinubu, Atiku & Peter Obi by Jokerman(m): 7:00am On Aug 26, 2025
If an AI can Identify Peter Obi as the best, then come 2027, I'm going out to vote Peter Obi for the betterment of Nigeria
PoliticsRe: GROK Was Asked To Choose Between Tinubu, Atiku & Peter Obi by Jokerman(m): 6:59am On Aug 26, 2025
helinues:
Let Grok go and make him the president of the Agulu spare parts traders.

Peter Obi can never be Nigeria president. Never
So you don't love Nigeria. Seems you care only about what you will gain as a person.

You aren't patriotic bro
PoliticsRe: Rural Communities Pay More For Electricity Than Band A Customers – REA by Jokerman(m): 6:53am On Aug 26, 2025
Estimated billing of course.

May God help rural dwellers
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo: I'm Getting Closer To Departure Lounge by Jokerman(m): 3:08pm On Aug 25, 2025
Now that you know, isn't it time to give your life to the Lord Jesus Christ while there's still time?

God is no respecter of persons, if Jesus Christ isn't your saviour and you leave this world, it's hell fire straight.

Only Jesus can Save
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Osun Top List As 1.3 Million Register For Pvcs Online by Jokerman(m): 1:28pm On Aug 25, 2025
press9jatv:
My Osun People no dey carry last. Adeleke's a goner
Is Adeleke not trying in Osun state?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:18pm On Aug 24, 2025
TrebleChamp:
😂😂😂
He never reach that Erik Bin Laden level yet.. na small remain 😹
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fulham Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 24th August 2025 by Jokerman(m): 11:16pm On Aug 24, 2025
prinsam30:
I av stopped going to viewing center to watch united match, I just brows a little and watch from my app a little, I don't av time to shout
Lol... I no remember when last I go viewing centre 🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:58pm On Aug 24, 2025
How will you score when you don't have a striker upfront?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fulham Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 24th August 2025 by Jokerman(m): 4:56pm On Aug 24, 2025
This United coach is just another TenHag..
CrimeRe: Edo Loses $1 Billion To Cult-Related Violence Annually – Okpebholo by Jokerman(m): 9:13am On May 22, 2025
No be Una dey use cult boys for election?
EducationRe: 10 Cheapest Private Universities In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 9:13am On May 22, 2025
Perhaps to study useless courses like Edu Admin, Biz Ad, Forestry, Botany ??
CrimeRe: Court Remands Man Who Was Caught Disposing Refuse On Alapere Bridge In Kirikiri by Jokerman(m): 9:09am On May 22, 2025
Good .

Everything needs a scapegoat for others to obey simple rules

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