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PoliticsRe: Dave Umahi Commissions Projects On Behalf Of Tinubu In Abia (Pictures) by Jokerman(m): 6:18am On Oct 06, 2025
yarimo:
So Alex otti expect the whole president to come and commission sub standard renoveted library and 1 km sub standard road?
So what did he go to do at Owerri??

Gigantic projects??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:43pm On Oct 05, 2025
PatientofYabale:
Football happens today that's all.. we were the best team today..luck was not on our side
Best team conceded 4 goals?? Dey jonse 😭😹😭
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:40pm On Oct 05, 2025
Any day uefalona decide to chop cane, them dey always chop am full 😹😹
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Ranked A Lower Average IQ by Jokerman(m): 3:59pm On Oct 05, 2025
Of Cos.... From your choice of leaders, the IQ of the citizens show
PoliticsRe: What Is The Gain Of Transporters Paying Ticket Fees At Every Bus Stop by Jokerman(op): 3:28pm On Oct 05, 2025
Na so one respecter of host people go Edo state go disrespect the Oba and their host to impose Iyaloja wey go begin tax women marketers.

Funny thing is that the consumers will bear the brunt of all these owoda
PoliticsRe: Top 20 Countries With The Lowest Quality Of Life by Jokerman(op): 3:25pm On Oct 05, 2025
May God help Nigeria from bad governance
PoliticsRe: Nationwide Insecurity: Are Nigerians Not Tired Of Tinubu Lies? by Jokerman(m): 3:24pm On Oct 05, 2025
Nigerians are tired of the old grandpa and his web of lies.

By 2027 we will repay him for the consequences of his lying tongue
EducationRe: World Teachers’ Day: Celebrating The Builders Of A Brighter Future -Akeem Amosun by Jokerman(m): 3:23pm On Oct 05, 2025
Firstly, increased teachers salary to up to 200k per month. Now there is shortage of teachers in Nigeria now because of low pay


Teachers deserve better pay.

Honestly, if Teachers are paid well, many workers will leave their terrible jobs to enter teaching 😹
PoliticsRe: What Is The Gain Of Transporters Paying Ticket Fees At Every Bus Stop by Jokerman(op): 1:50pm On Oct 05, 2025
Madridguy, Helinues, Yarimo... Etc... Emergency lovers of Nigeria...

What can you say about this?
PoliticsWhat Is The Gain Of Transporters Paying Ticket Fees At Every Bus Stop by Jokerman(op): 1:44pm On Oct 05, 2025
Okada, Napep and bus drivers pay owo ticket in the morning, afternoon and night at every bus stop they ply. These are private vehicles BTW.

Billions of naira everyday in owo ticket with zero benefits.

Not insurance for damaged vehicle or for accidents or loss of life. Nothing.

PoliticsRe: Top 20 Countries With The Lowest Quality Of Life by Jokerman(op): 1:41pm On Oct 05, 2025
Banuso99:
No Syria , Myanmar and Iraq?

Hmmn... So sure a list with K-Leg.
Look at the criteria
PoliticsRe: Top 20 Countries With The Lowest Quality Of Life by Jokerman(op): 11:42am On Oct 05, 2025
Nigeria is 3 times worse than Bangladesh...

How did Nigeria get here??

The poverty is much and cost of living is now too high...

The money we use to buy cars, is now money for house rent.
PoliticsTop 20 Countries With The Lowest Quality Of Life by Jokerman(op):
🌍 Top 20 Countries with the Lowest Quality of Life

1.🇳🇬 Nigeria — 31.2
2.🇧🇩 Bangladesh — 10.5
3.🇻🇪 Venezuela — 8.23
4.🇱🇰 Sri Lanka — 6.01
5.🇪🇬 Egypt — 4.20
6.🇮🇷 Iran — 4.12
7.🇵🇪 Peru — 4.06
8.🇻🇳 Vietnam — 2.54
9.🇵🇭 Philippines — 2.37
10.🇱🇧 Lebanon — 1.46
11.🇰🇪 Kenya — 1.45
12.🇮🇩 Indonesia — 1.36
13.🇵🇰 Pakistan — 1.32
14.🇦🇱 Albania — 1.19
15.🇹🇭 Thailand — 1.07
16.🇰🇿 Kazakhstan — 0.99
17.🇨🇱 Chile — 0.98
18.🇨🇴 Colombia — 0.91
19.🇲🇦 Morocco — 0.90
20.🇦🇿 Azerbaijan — 0.79

📊 Source: Numbeo

📌 Quality of Life Index reflects overall well-being using key factors like Safety, Health Care, Cost of Living, Climate, and More.


https://x.com/CataPaul2/status/1974370709410333037?t=5CgLpFgl19z0wBfR_vt0Gg&s=19

Christianity EtcRe: The First Word Jesus Mentioned When He Started Preaching by Jokerman(m): 10:14am On Oct 05, 2025
Of Cos.

*REPENT* is the lost important...

For all habe sinned and fall of Short of Gods glory
Christianity EtcRe: The Only Criteria That Can Take You To Heaven? by Jokerman(m): 10:13am On Oct 05, 2025
Kushites:
You are just a robot regurgitating what was drummed into your head as a kid.

If you had been born in the middle of China you would be a BUDDHIST today, with zero knowledge of, or interest in 'Jesus'.

And God does not save his creation based on geographical "luck".
And who told you Chinese are not calling on the name oF Jesus? Or are Buddhist not turning to the saving power of Christ?
Christianity EtcRe: The Only Criteria That Can Take You To Heaven? by Jokerman(m): 10:12am On Oct 05, 2025
MaxInDHouse:
The point is heaven is not God's purpose for mankind.
Simple! smiley
Yes... But before Jesus comes a 2nd time to the earth, believers who died before then, are and will rest in heaven ..... Pending the day of the Harpazo
Christianity EtcRe: What Really Convince You Of The Existence Of God? by Jokerman(m): 10:04am On Oct 05, 2025
Me, as a living being, body, soul and spirit.

How can a whole me not believe that there is God, taking cognisance of the body and it's scientific systems?
Christianity EtcRe: The Only Criteria That Can Take You To Heaven? by Jokerman(m): 10:02am On Oct 05, 2025
MaxInDHouse:
Heaven is not for humans earth is God's purpose for mankind! Psalms 115:16

And it's planet earth He promised to give all righteous people forever! Psalms 37:9-11, 29; Matthew 5:5
This will happen after the White throne judgement.

And to be qualified for the promised earth a person needs to be washed by the Blood Of Jesus and His righteousness
Christianity EtcRe: Elon Musk Shares Erika Kirk's Call To "Go To Church" As Attendance Soars(Photo) by Jokerman(m): 9:43am On Oct 05, 2025
AntiChristian:
grin

Abi he don go ni!

What does he need in church again?
Everyone needs what is more than Money...

Jesus Christ
Christianity EtcRe: Gen Z Men Returning To Church In Surprising Numbers by Jokerman(m): 9:41am On Oct 05, 2025
Charlie Kirk death was a pull to many of the GenZ
Christianity EtcRe: The Only Criteria That Can Take You To Heaven? by Jokerman(m): 9:39am On Oct 05, 2025
Nigerian Christians should know all these.

You can't be a Christian and you are supporting evil such as bribery, corruption, fornication, Adultery, stealing, support evil politicians, hypocrisy, Money Chasers, Scamming, tribalism, racism, hatred, etc... as the bible specificied on the Last day, "Many will come in Jesus name, saying we have done many wonderful works in your name, but the Master will say, "Depart from me, I know you not".

Nigerian Christians should remember that holiness and righteousness in the Lord Jesus, is what takes a soul to heaven... There are not two ways or shortcuts... There is no Hypocrisy with God
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill Abuja Doctor, Kidnap His 3 Children by Jokerman(m): 8:24pm On Oct 04, 2025
Spilling of blood in the country, and you want the country to be better....

May God have mercy on this nation
EducationRe: Nigerian Bar Association Slams Universities For Admitting Too Many Law Students by Jokerman(m): 6:31pm On Oct 04, 2025
So young people should not follow their dream anymore
PoliticsRe: Is Iyaloja Constitutional? Why Can't The Lady Concentrate On Charity Work? by Jokerman(m): 4:42pm On Oct 04, 2025
Respecter of host don go disrespect any culture 😹😹😹
PoliticsRe: Stop These Malicious Lies – Onanuga Tackles US Senator Over Christians' Remarks by Jokerman(m): 4:41pm On Oct 04, 2025
Mr Onanuga... Are Christians not being killed in Nigeria??

Recently an ECWA pastor was killed aftere paying Ransome...


Well, Everyone should know that they will face God one day to give account of their deeds on earth.

God is no respecter of persons
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Are Hungry And Angry. I Feel The Pain Too - Seyi Law” by Jokerman(m): 4:39pm On Oct 04, 2025
Lies.

Nigerians are not hungry and angry.

As long as Baba Tinubu is flying up and down, and as he promised us to fly too by starting with 5K per post...

We are Ok
PoliticsRe: South West Won’t Reward Tinubu’s Failure In 2027, Says Gbenga-olawepo-hashim by Jokerman(m): 7:30am On Oct 04, 2025
kunle4toyeyaho:
Those of us who are real Nigerians believe in Mr. President and we pray he succeeds.By the grace of God ,PBAT's victory in 2027 will be a resounding one.
Hope you know say if you wan do baby naming, na 5K Dayo Israel your party leader go send give you 🤡
CultureRe: Ondo Youths Beat Oba Moses Bakare, Wife & Son During Festival by Jokerman(m): 1:23am On Oct 04, 2025
princeade86:
Curse is on them. Of what reason will they beat king
Which king??
CultureRe: Ondo Youths Beat Oba Moses Bakare, Wife & Son During Festival by Jokerman(m): 1:20am On Oct 04, 2025
chiagozien:
My dear brother is insult in Yoruba culture but beating oba is normal thing.




The self acclaimed most respectful people angry grin
🤣🤣🤣🤣..

Madridguy
PetsRe: Nigerian Man Shows Off His Pet Pythons (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 2:54pm On Oct 03, 2025
What a phoolish man.

We've heard of snakes that killed their mumu owners
PoliticsRe: Why I Accepted Renaming Of National Arts Theatre After Me – Soyinka by Jokerman(m): 10:36am On Oct 02, 2025
If it was Jonathan who did this, would you have accepted it?
CareerRe: 43 In Every 100 Nigerian Bank Workers Are Contract Staff by Jokerman(m): 10:35am On Oct 02, 2025
So many of them wey dey wake up 4am/5am to get to Lagos Island/ VI etc, no collect pass 150/200l per month?

How won't there be loan sharks in the country when 43% of workforce na contract staff?

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