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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea: FA Cup (1 - 0) On 20th April 2024 by Jokerman(m): 6:46pm On Apr 20
GrandFinale2021:
Leicester wasn't a one season wonder ooo.
For a small club like Leicester they tried even in the UCL they reached quarter finals before Being eliminated by atletico Madrid.
After they won the epl they were sha consistent, won fa cup still maintainerd top 5 in subsequent seasons, trash city at Etihad 5-2.
Only lady season they had the most poorest form ever before being relegated and they'll be back to epl again next season as they're currently on top in the championship.

Bro... Napoli is s useless team
Sports / Re: Olympics Tribute To Apollo & Zeus (Paris 2024) by Jokerman(m): 6:41pm On Apr 20
Fools...

There's only one God. The creator of heaven and the earth.

Don't allow fallen angels deceive y'all
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:29pm On Apr 20
Mhen... Drogba and Costa go dey weep for wherever them dey.... grin

Who be this Jackson??πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Jokerman(m): 6:26pm On Apr 20
Mhen... Drogba and Costa go dey weep for wherever them dey.... grin

Who be this Jackson??πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea: FA Cup (1 - 0) On 20th April 2024 by Jokerman(m): 6:25pm On Apr 20
Mhen... Drogba and Costa go dey weep for wherever them dey.... grin

Who be this Jackson??πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:21am On Apr 20
odizeey:

We no dey rest till Una confess say na Una tie Ronaldo leg.

Don't mind them... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚... After running agenda, they want to run 😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:20am On Apr 20
🚨 Zinedine Zidane would prefer to become coach of Manchester United rather than Bayern Munich! πŸ‡«πŸ‡·

(Source: @lequipe)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:07am On Apr 20
Jokerman:
πŸš¨πŸ”΄βš«οΈ AC Milan plans remain clear and have not changed: Stefano Pioli, expected to be sacked at the end of the season.

Formal steps to follow in the next weeks to part ways with the manager.

This is what a serious top club does. Remember this man won then the league...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:06am On Apr 20
πŸš¨πŸ”΄βš«οΈ AC Milan plans remain clear and have not changed: Stefano Pioli, expected to be sacked at the end of the season.

Formal steps to follow in the next weeks to part ways with the manager.
Politics / Re: FG, States, LGs Share β‚¦β€Ž1.123 Trillion In March by Jokerman(m): 9:53pm On Apr 19
Sharing trillions... Yet no light ...

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Politics / Re: 2027: Lagos APC Stakeholders Push For Ambode’s Candidacy by Jokerman(m): 9:45pm On Apr 19
The only APC man I can support, other than Funsho Doherty

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Foreign Affairs / Re: USA Parades 12 Nuclear Stealth Bombers & Vows Jets Are β€˜Ready To Strike Anywhere by Jokerman(m): 9:43pm On Apr 19
XploraBen:
The U.S. use to be world police, but it's not so anymore.

So who's world police now?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:29pm On Apr 19
melodyogonna:

Another apt text for your name

🀑...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:11pm On Apr 19
melodyogonna:

Your name fits this text

You are foolish.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:28pm On Apr 19
AdisaOwala:


Zidane joining Bayern?

Taking English lessons... And he's assessing man utd situation
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:13pm On Apr 19
Hopefully, this Zidane"s news is true and comes to pass
Travel / Re: Lord’s Chosen Church Bus Crashes Into Coca-Cola Depot In Imo, 5 Dead by Jokerman(m): 5:12pm On Apr 19
All these reckless drivers...

Sorry about the deaths....
Politics / Re: Is The Grid Down Again? No Light In My Side For Over 24 Hours by Jokerman(m): 7:16am On Apr 19
No light on the mainland too for over 3 days now.

Everyday Generator... Generator... Buying fuel at 610 per litre. This is wickedness of the highest order.

Under Buhari sef, we still enjoy light pass this gbajue president
Politics / Re: FG Needs β‚¦β€Ž3.2 Trillion Subsidy To Reverse Electricity Tariff Hike – NERC by Jokerman(m): 7:12am On Apr 19
Is this why there is no light everywhere??

Everyday Generator... Generator at fuel price of 610?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:31pm On Apr 18
Na wa o...

This wan these English teams are losing in Europe, no hope for 5th place qualification to UCL ooo
Sports / Re: Juventus Lost To Ronaldo In Arbitration. Ordered To Pay The Debt Owed Him by Jokerman(m): 2:08pm On Apr 18
unclejb2:
it took him 3 seasons to send Juventus under and Man U one season to remove them from top 4.

So where are these teams now, why are they not doing well, as he as left then for a long time now??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "mΓ©s Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:54am On Apr 18
Trevor012:

I will not stick to anything.


Messi with Barca was getting disgraced and flogged all around Europe including bottle jobs to Roma and Liverpool. Barca only continued from were the fraud left them.

The fraud also went to Psg and took them from Finalists and Semi finalists to back to back round of 16 Elimination. Immediately they got rid of the cancer they immediately got to the Semis as expected. Messi was useless to both Psg and Barca in the champions league for years.


Try and come up with another agenda. This one is dead. Messi is a useless fraud and a disgrace in Europe πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

God help Pessi fans if PSG win the UCL.... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Sports / Re: Juventus Lost To Ronaldo In Arbitration. Ordered To Pay The Debt Owed Him by Jokerman(m): 11:51am On Apr 18
unclejb2:
Juve were winning the Seria A back to back until he came along.

ManU were doing great until he came along.

Al Nassar was winning the league until he came along.

Dude is a great footballer but is personal ambition destroys team cohesion

You are too dull.

For you info.

Ronaldo won back to back titles with Juventus, and also winning best player back to back...

He won 5 trophies at Juve in 3 years scoring 101 goals and 34 assists there.

If that is failure, then I don't know what is success.. probably Pessi at PSG.... cheesy


Man UTD were winning what?? Can you elucidate?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Jokerman(m): 7:06am On Apr 18
BlueAngel444:
Be like PSG go play Another UCL finals without Messi

Was Messi dragging them down? πŸ€”

Yes he was
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Jokerman(m): 11:56pm On Apr 17
πŸ—£οΈ Lunin: "We had to take a risk with a player in the penalty shootout, and we chose Bernardo Silva."

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Jokerman(m): 11:49pm On Apr 17
FergieRaww:
Hala Madrid till i kpeme... πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

Abeg con take Erik Bin Laden bro... Abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "mΓ©s Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:48pm On Apr 17
airmark:


The key phrase, a player left a club and they turned to trash in Europe.

Drogba, Lampard, Terry , Hazard left Chelsea, we still went on to win UCL, Uefa super cup and the World club cup

How could a player leave a club and the team kept on getting disgraced out of both Ucl and Europa? Maybe, Messi should come and buy the club and play in the team again for the rest of his life. grin

Messilona. grin

Pessi.. wey destroy uefalona with constant contract signing??😬

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "mΓ©s Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:46pm On Apr 17
If PSG win the UCL, agenda Pessi πŸ˜‚

If Dortmund win the UCL, agenda Erik Bin Haram πŸ˜‚

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:46pm On Apr 17
If PSG win the UCL, agenda Pessi πŸ˜‚

If Dortmund win the UCL, agenda Erik Bin Haram πŸ˜‚
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:46pm On Apr 17
Real Madrid keeps saving our blushes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚...well we saved them too by giving them CR7... So we are like padis
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Real Madrid: UCL (3 - 4) Penalty On 17th April 2024 by Jokerman(m): 11:39pm On Apr 17
ericmor:


Man city is the team that played Madrid like they were playing Luton town or Everton of england in champions league

And still lost.


What's the gain??

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Real Madrid: UCL (3 - 4) Penalty On 17th April 2024 by Jokerman(m): 11:38pm On Apr 17
sprints1:
what a stupid PK... If na this Silva go play euro Rinaldo should forget about winning trophy this year Portugal are filled with shitty players like the one that cost barca yesterday stupid Portuguese players apart from figo, rui costa,cr 7, nani and Pepe the rest are rubbish from tower of babel

Thank God y'all can see.

I so thank God these ones weren't around in 2016 when Portugal won the euros

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