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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 11:24pm On Oct 26, 2025
what a weekend!😅
England branch won
Saudi branch won
La Liga branch won

Everybody ate😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:24pm On Oct 26, 2025
what a weekend!😅
England branch won
Saudi branch won
La Liga branch won

Everybody ate😂
PoliticsRe: I Have Not Taken Another Wife: Ned Nwoko by Jokerman(m): 5:48pm On Oct 25, 2025
Just so you know ..

Marrying more than one wife is a sin before God almighty.

And as a woman, if you are 2nd, 3rd or 4th, you are living against God's will.

God is no respecter of persons
SportsRe: Checkout the $1.2m Stadium Built By The NFF Posted By FIFA by Jokerman(m): 5:47pm On Oct 25, 2025
spiSeyi:
Whey don't they kuku use the money to renovate the national stadium in Lagos to restore the Super Eagles lost good days plus there will be a large ROI for them undecided . Kebbi state of all places if not for corruption
As in ehn... Who wan go Kebbi go watch ball?? Imagine leaving Lagos stadium in a sorry state that can bring Revenue..

This country and it's leadership ehn
SportsRe: Checkout the $1.2m Stadium Built By The NFF Posted By FIFA by Jokerman(m): 12:38pm On Oct 25, 2025
Jesus!!

Is this a stadium or a farm?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Presidents & Value Of Naira To $1 by Jokerman(op): 12:21pm On Oct 25, 2025
TUANKU:
The SW media painted Abacha as everything evil...yet the man managed to keep things stable compared to OBJ and the fraud we have there now.
Turns out Tinubu is even worse than Abacha
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Presidents & Value Of Naira To $1 by Jokerman(op): 11:01am On Oct 25, 2025
Please how did Abacha keep the Naira to dollar stable with his 5 years in power??

That was a great feat. Please pray tell what was Abacha crime again?
PoliticsNigerian Presidents & Value Of Naira To $1 by Jokerman(op): 11:00am On Oct 25, 2025
NIGERIAN PRESIDENTS & VALUE OF NAIRA TO $1

SHAGARI: ₦0.75k
BUHARI: ₦0.75k — ₦0.90k
BABANGIDA: ₦0.90k — ₦21.89
SHONEKAN: ₦21.89
ABACHA: ₦21.89
ABDUSALAMI: ₦21.89 — ₦94.88
OBASANJO: ₦94.88 — ₦127.55
YAR'ADUA: ₦127.56 — ₦150.31
JONATHAN: ₦150.31 — ₦197
BUHARI: ₦197 — ₦461.6
TINUBU: ₦461.6 — ₦1457.96*

*24 Oct 2024

#StatiSense
(CBN)


The percentage increases under each president: Shagari: 0%,
Buhari (1983-85): 20%,
Babangida: 2332%
Shonekan: 0%
Abacha: 0%
Abdulsalami: 333%
Obasanjo: 34%
Yar'Adua: 18%
Jonathan: 31%
Buhari (2015-23): 134%,
Tinubu: 216%.

PoliticsRe: What Exactly Is PBAT Reforming? by Jokerman(op): 7:35am On Oct 25, 2025
9jatriot:
That is also easy to answer.

With more money now available to fix more roads, the average Nigerian on the street wiil find it easier to move from one location to the other, more provision for health care so that the average Nigerian can access at least primary health care. Also to remind you that there is a discount on some expensive healthcare procedures eg: https://www.nairaland.com/8360108/tinubu-approves-80-subsidy-kidney

Our debt ratio that was up to 97% at a time has gone down to as low as 57% and still reducing, all of these have an impact on the average Nigerian. If you think you will spend all your day online on nairaland and government willl come and put food on your table, then you are not ready.
Inflation is also going down. Farmers will tell you that for the first time in a long time they are also getting a reasonable income. Infact FG created a livestock ministry to open up the sector and is currently working on reducing post harvest losses: https://www.nairaland.com/8544994/reforms-cut-3.5-trillion-post-harvest

Nigeria needs all hands on deck to move it forward not those who support the fellow in the thread below and are creating a fake thread to make it look like they have found a fellow failure.

I know that the reason this your fake thread was opened is because your failure candidate was exposed in this thread, I will help you advertise the thread: https://www.nairaland.com/870945/what-exactly-peter-obi-doing?s=08
You didn't mention what PBAT is reforming o
PoliticsRe: Throwback: Nigeria Has No Government- Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 7:34am On Oct 25, 2025
Very True.

As it is now, Nigeria has no government.
PoliticsRe: What Exactly Is PBAT Reforming? by Jokerman(op): 12:27am On Oct 24, 2025
Sheuns:
How did all you mentioned improve the life of the average Nigerian on the street?

How has your life improved based off all you posted above?

Answer these questions with all sincerity.
He himself knows he's typing trash
PoliticsRe: What Exactly Is PBAT Reforming? by Jokerman(op): 6:01pm On Oct 23, 2025
9jatriot:
This thread will not work. You cannot because lamba king has a thread that exposed his failure as a governor attempt to present Tinubu in the same league as your failed candidate. We will flood this thread with his achievement so much so that you guys will runaway with your tail between your legs as you usually do.

For starters, go and read up these threads for just a few of the references that have been made to a few some of the many things he has done.

For context, it was under his reign that Nigeria was finally able to break the jinx of being an oil producing nation that was selling crude oil with her left hand and buying petroluem products with her right hand.

Under Tinubu, Nigeria has not become a net exporter of petroleum products and many other petrochemicals.

Let me stop for now.
https://www.nairaland.com/8494194/president-tinubu-approves-1.5-trillion
https://www.nairaland.com/8494227/manufacturing-sector-lost-n1.2trn-4
https://www.nairaland.com/8493974/tinubu-approved-reconstruction-katsina-ala-road
https://www.nairaland.com/8492630/minister-wike-beautifying-abuja-fct
https://www.nairaland.com/8492241/tinubu-directs-rollout-free-healthcare
https://www.nairaland.com/8491382/troops-neutralize-bandit-destroy-camps
https://www.nairaland.com/8490712/fg-opened-single-digit-mortgage-loans
https://www.nairaland.com/8490455/unprecedented-windfall-stock-investors-gain
https://www.nairaland.com/8490176/army-dss-rescue-kidnapped-taraba
https://www.nairaland.com/8488379/construction-work-begins-benin-asaba
https://www.nairaland.com/8488240/fg-launches-light-rail-projects
https://www.nairaland.com/8488234/fg-disburses-over-20-billion
https://www.nairaland.com/8488219/construction-trumps-200-million-white
https://www.nairaland.com/8494370/tinubu-approves-1.5-trillion-recapitalisation
https://businessday.ng/big-read/article/fdi-hits-3-year-high-as-tinubus-reforms-get-noticed/?utm_source=auto-read-also&utm_medium=web&amp
https://www.nairaland.com/8505320/nigeria-exiting-years-economic-doldrum
Trashy bullcrap.

What exactly is Tinubu reforming?
PoliticsRe: FG Releases ₦32.9 Billion To PHCs, Urges Nigerians To Monitor Funds by Jokerman(m): 5:58pm On Oct 23, 2025
Nigerians to monitor what??

What a foolish government sha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsWhat Exactly Is PBAT Reforming? by Jokerman(op): 1:41pm On Oct 23, 2025
- Your youths can’t buy 25 years old foreign used cars
- they can’t pay rent without loans
- they can't own their own properties
- they need to double/triple hustle before buying food & clothes
- they can't buy the latest phones even working 9-5 like jackie
- they can’t sleep peacefully without armed robbers
- they need to be wary of kidnappers on roads

What are you reforming?
EducationRe: Are Nigerian Parents Spoiling Their Children? by Jokerman(m): 8:47am On Oct 23, 2025
Olatara:
I know, do not try to discipline them if they fall short.

Lagos state government is not joking with child abuse.

That's the new world we found ourselves.
Hope if the children injure themselves, teachers or school management won't be held responsible?
EducationRe: Are Nigerian Parents Spoiling Their Children? by Jokerman(m): 8:45am On Oct 23, 2025
uchman:
Our Nigerian teachers are also failing in doing what they are supposed to do, the basic activities a teacher is supposed to perform in the classroom before any teaching to build good relationships with the kids, teachers don’t do it.
How do you as a teacher expect to correct a child that’s scared of you?

When I was an ESL teacher teaching kids in Asia before any class, we must need to sing, dance, play, jump, have fun and others but in Nigeria here, a teacher will not have such time reason maybe because of their peanut salaries.
As you said it
PoliticsRe: Oyo Residents To Pay For Burial, Naming Ceremony In Entertainment Tax by Jokerman(m): 11:42pm On Oct 22, 2025
Good.

Dry their blood well well 😂😂
EducationRe: Are Nigerian Parents Spoiling Their Children? by Jokerman(m): 11:32pm On Oct 22, 2025
richiemcgold:
All these anomalies can only happen in a private school. I'll keep saying it, proliferation of private schools in our primary and secondary educational system is more of a problem than a blessing. They can't correct and control the children. They can't even ask a poorly performed student to repeat a class. Everybody must be promoted at the end of the session. 🤥 WTF?
Even Lagos state government has implemented it in government schools, that teachers cannot flog or discipline children anymore

They call it bullying
EducationRe: Are Nigerian Parents Spoiling Their Children? by Jokerman(m): 11:31pm On Oct 22, 2025
muyico:
No African pikin wey no dey lies, is traits! Do Ur job and go home, Ure employed to teach them ,
Why didn't the child do her assignment?? Isn't assignment part of Teachers duty??

This is how you spoil the next generation by listening to the lies of the devil that one should not stop discipline children thereby destroying the future ahead

God word said, spare not the rod
AutosRe: Carfanzy Accessories Price Drop! Seat Covers, Footmat & More Now Cheaper by Jokerman(m): 6:51pm On Oct 21, 2025
Are these prices what is called affordable??

Wey I fit by for Ladipo at lower prices still .

Dey play
PoliticsRe: Where Are The Pictures Of The Coup Plotters? by Jokerman(op): 1:29pm On Oct 21, 2025
Celestialsword:
president Bola Tinubu addressed the nation on October first,it was aired in all News channels.

Even if you live in the forest, with your small transistor radio, you should have been able to listen to the broadcast
So who are the coup plotters
PoliticsWhere Are The Pictures Of The Coup Plotters? by Jokerman(op): 6:17am On Oct 21, 2025
Someone asked a question on twitter...

And it seems valid 😬...

We need to see them on the front pages so that we can shame then for trying to coup d'etat Baba agbado

CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Battling Drug, Alcohol Abuse - Ned Nwoko Break Silence by Jokerman(m): 2:12pm On Oct 19, 2025
This is what happens when you are not happy in a marriage 🫤
Christianity EtcRe: Are You Facing Persecution As Christian? by Jokerman(m): 9:29am On Oct 19, 2025
For those that will profess Jesus and live Godly in Christ, they must suffer persecution - 2 Tim 3:12
Christianity EtcRe: Proof Hell Fire Wasn't Made For Humans by Jokerman(m): 9:24am On Oct 19, 2025
Bastiver:
Adam and Eve were created in heaven — a perfect place — yet they still sinned. That very sin is what humanity is still suffering from today.

Now think about it: they sinned in *heaven*, not even on Earth. And because of their disobedience, they were banished to Earth. But eventually, they were forgiven and found their way back to paradise.

Meanwhile, we — the generations that came after — are born into this fallen world, where sin surrounds us. And somehow, we are the ones expected to live without fault, or risk eternal damnation.

It’s like someone creating a terrorist group… and after leading many people astray, he repents and gives his life to Christ. But the people he influenced are still out there destroying lives. Should the founder be rewarded with heaven while his followers — still under the shadow of his influence — face judgment?

I’m not saying hell isn’t real. I believe it is. But I’m just honestly confused. If the ones who caused the fall were forgiven and saved, how come those of us who inherited the consequence might not be?
For through Adam sin and death came into humanity, but through Jesus righteousness and Life.

God has made provision for mankind through the sacrifice and blood of the Lamb, who takes away the sins of the whole world

So you don't have to bear any consequences for sin again as it is written... Therefore there is no more condemnation for them that are in Christ Jesus
Christianity EtcRe: Proof Hell Fire Wasn't Made For Humans by Jokerman(m): 9:21am On Oct 19, 2025
ReacherSaidNoth:
How many times did your parents set you on fire for disobedience?

You and your imported god are in.sane
God is not Human. He's a spirit. He is also loving and as well a consuming fire.

It is a terrible thing to fall under the wrath of the living God, especially the disobedient and rebellious creations
Christianity EtcRe: Proof Hell Fire Wasn't Made For Humans by Jokerman(m): 9:19am On Oct 19, 2025
lawani:
According to research I did with the IFA oracle there is nothing like hell fire. We only have the spirit and material world and every human exist in both
Ifa, is one of the tricks of the devil to cage and destroy your precious soul bought by the Lord.

Ifa or other divination practices will lead a soul to destruction

Repent of such devices and come to God through the Lord and Master, Jesus Christ.
Christianity EtcRe: Proof Hell Fire Wasn't Made For Humans by Jokerman(m): 9:14am On Oct 19, 2025
Antoeni:
What Stopped GOD From Killing The Devil And The Fallen Angels ?
There's an alloted time for that
Christianity EtcRe: Proof Hell Fire Wasn't Made For Humans by Jokerman(m): 9:13am On Oct 19, 2025
orikoku:
So, someone who doesn’t go to church neither believes in god but he’s good to fellow humans and never commit sins like killings. Will such person make heaven?
No.

Because in the eyes of God, all have sinned and fallen short of his glory.

Only Jesus blood can make it right
PoliticsRe: Charly Boy Shares Bigoted Statement Flasely Credited To TY Danjuma by Jokerman(m): 10:36pm On Oct 18, 2025
But honestly who decided to lump various tribes together into a single country?

No shared language, Culture, Ideas, beliefs, unity.

If there's no unity, the country can't get to where it is supposed to be.

Every tribe in Nigeria shoulda have their own country
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:30pm On Oct 18, 2025
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