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PoliticsRe: Governor Fubara Is Turning The Laws And Court Judgment Upside Down by Jokerman(m): 1:07am On Feb 18, 2025
He's is copying Tinubu his master
PoliticsRe: NASA Just Released The Latest Footage Of Mars 140 Million Miles Away Must See . by Jokerman(m): 1:05am On Feb 18, 2025
helinues:
How is this nonsense related to the thread jokerman?
You call the gospel of faith, Nonsense??

You better repent.

How is Mars going to save humanity from the damnation coming upon it for being on rebellion to God?

The only salvation is the Lord Jesus Christ, who has prepared something better for those who believe in him, far better than whatever solar system lies the devil and his agents are pushing
PoliticsRe: NASA Just Released The Latest Footage Of Mars 140 Million Miles Away Must See . by Jokerman(m): 10:17pm On Feb 17, 2025
Human beings keep deceiving yourselves...

You better work on your souls and afterlife and where you'd spend eternity, instead of being deceived by fallen angels fake news.

May God help us to chase after the essentials for our souls, which is the Lord Jesus Christ
PoliticsRe: Osun Monarch In Fbi Custody For 4.2 Million Dollars COVID Fraud by Jokerman(m): 10:15pm On Feb 17, 2025
How can a king be involved in fraud??

No wonder the Islamists want to introduce Sharia to curb all these
PoliticsRe: Lawmakers Accuse Remi Tinubu As Pressure Mount On Sanwo-olu, Meranda To Resign by Jokerman(m): 3:24pm On Feb 17, 2025
But I don't understand.

Tinubu and his wife are not real Lagosians, how are they controlling almost all Lagosians?
PoliticsRe: Lagos Speaker, Mojisola Meranda 'Under Pressure' To Resign - Daily Trust by Jokerman(m): 1:02pm On Feb 17, 2025
See what they turned Lagos state to... A laughing stock...😭
PoliticsRe: Resignation Looms In Lagos Today - Seun Okin by Jokerman(m): 12:59pm On Feb 17, 2025
Why resignation??

So Tinubu is in charge of Lagosians or what??

I thought we said Lagos is no man's land , and the people will decide what's good for them just the way we do it in Kwara, Osun, Or Ogun?
PoliticsRe: DSS invades Lagos Assembly, seals Speaker, Deputy Speaker’s Offices by Jokerman(m): 12:57pm On Feb 17, 2025
hkidola00:
she was number 1 at that moment, kel, sasha p, bouqui av all gown dim..goldie was number 1 female artiste that time
Where is her soul now? Heaven??

Then we can rejoice and celebrate, but if it's the other side, then we need to weep
PoliticsRe: DSS invades Lagos Assembly, seals Speaker, Deputy Speaker’s Offices by Jokerman(m): 12:54pm On Feb 17, 2025
EmperorCaesar:
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You guys are just confused

When Obasa was impeached, majority of you, including Salamrushdie were saying the reason for the impeachment was because he wanted to contest against Seyi Tinubu for the Lagos Governorship post, attributed the saga to Tinubu

Now, a counter action is taking place and you are blaming Tinubu for this again


You're confused. Try to think independently. There's more to everything happening around you than Tinubu
Tinubu fighter... Continue 😹
PoliticsRe: NAFDAC Seals 3,000 Shops In Lagos, Seizes 12 Truckloads Of Fake Drugs by Jokerman(m): 6:05am On Feb 17, 2025
NAFDAC should arrest these perpetrators.

If not, they won't stop
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are We Not Recording The Miracles In Acts Of Apostles Regularly? by Jokerman(m): 11:52pm On Feb 16, 2025
MaxInDHouse:
Supernatural gift of healing ended in the first century when the last apostle died.
That gift was for Israelites only never to be transferred to any other people!
So what about the miracles that happen in our days?
Christianity EtcRe: Antichrist Revealed To Nigerians For The First Time. by Jokerman(m): 11:51pm On Feb 16, 2025
Aaronsrod:
I am very afraid.

This is a very bad man.

He is going to fight Jesus.

When is he coming to Nigeria?

Where can I run to hide from him?

Give us some prayers to stand against him.

Na wa O!
Why are you afraid?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:30pm On Feb 16, 2025
That Jassim guy should have been allowed to buy united.
PoliticsRe: Gov Adeleke To Tinubu: Your Nephew, Oyetola Is Planning To Forment Chaos In Osun by Jokerman(m): 9:48pm On Feb 16, 2025
Wait, isn't Tinubu a Lagosian,how is an Osun Man his Nephew?
Christianity EtcRe: Founder Of Wikipedia Converts From Atheism To Christianity by Jokerman(m): 5:01pm On Feb 16, 2025
musicwriter:
First of all, I am not an atheist, so I am not speaking as an atheist, though, knowing what I know now, I'll rather be an atheist than be a Christian or member of any religion.

You don't need Jesus to get that "extra help" or what have you.

Shango worshippers also get that extra help from their God. Muslims also do get that extra help from their God. Buddhist, Hinduists, etc also do get that extra help from whoever they believe.

Finally, for your information, I used to be a Christian until I figured out the fraud called Christianity.
Kai... My you find the Lord before it's too late.
Christianity EtcRe: Founder Of Wikipedia Converts From Atheism To Christianity by Jokerman(m): 5:00pm On Feb 16, 2025
You cannot study the bible and not be led to Christ.

Jesus is the only way to God.

All other ways of religions or cultures are false, which was propagated by the Devil and his angel, which will ultimately make the soul perish in the lake of Fire.

So if you don't have Jesus, you have nothing.

What will it profit you to live 100 years on earth wasting your time in false cultures, religion or cults, and lose your soul from eternity to eternity
PoliticsRe: To The Yoruba Women by Jokerman(m): 2:06pm On Feb 16, 2025
You mean Yoruba men wey no sabi take care of families??

You will leave your wives and be galloping with different women once Una gets small money, and turn your wives to punching bags?
PoliticsRe: Only Sultan Of Sokoto Can Declare Ramadan - Chief Imam Of Lagos by Jokerman(m): 1:59pm On Feb 16, 2025
😹😹😹😹
Christianity EtcRe: Faith Equals Righteousness With God by Jokerman(m): 1:56pm On Feb 16, 2025
Dtruthspeaker:
Wrong!

Everyone had Him to reach.

His dying on the cross was the 3rd attempt God took to save us.
What was the 1st and 2nd attempt?
Christianity EtcRe: How And When Does Taking Alcohol Become A Sin? by Jokerman(m): 12:24pm On Feb 16, 2025
Did Jesus take Alcohol?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are We Not Recording The Miracles In Acts Of Apostles Regularly? by Jokerman(m): 12:23pm On Feb 16, 2025
Visit the Lords Chosen Church and see for yourself
Christianity EtcRe: I Am Not Really Into Going To Church Again. by Jokerman(m): 12:23pm On Feb 16, 2025
Why not try another church?
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Have Not Gone To Church This Year by Jokerman(m): 12:22pm On Feb 16, 2025
So you want to neglect the house of God??

Is Satan not winning you over now?

Do Satanists not go to their temples every week?
Christianity EtcRe: Faith Equals Righteousness With God by Jokerman(m): 12:20pm On Feb 16, 2025
doffman:
🤣🤣🤣

I got your point very well .

At bolded , before Jesus came , many people have come before him and they did not know him and your claimed spilled blood can not reach them . So that mean , they were not saved because no blood were shedded for them .


I am now asking you , since those people did not meet your Jesus with the shedded blood , who will now safe them ? Does that mean they are going to hell fire ?
You don't know what Jesus did for humanity
Christianity EtcRe: Faith Equals Righteousness With God by Jokerman(m): 11:29am On Feb 16, 2025
Truthseeker10:
So when they died, where did they go before getting to heaven?
Bro .. you know this already.

When people died in those days, they all go to Hades (Abode of the dead)... Unbelievers to the torment part of Hades (psalm 9:17; Isaiah 5:14)
Christianity EtcRe: Faith Equals Righteousness With God by Jokerman(m): 9:54am On Feb 16, 2025
doffman:
🤣🤣🤣

So all those people that couldn’t reach Jesus , will enter hellfire according to you right ?
You got my statement wrong

I mean when the fathers of old died, they couldn't get to heaven until Christ died and resurrected and opened the gates for them through his shed blood.

After Jesus has finished the works on the cross, any other person that is not washed by the blood of Jesus, is not going to any heaven.

No spot or wrinkle will enter there, and all have sinned and fall short of God's glory, but Jesus has done it for us

So come to him now...
Christianity EtcRe: Faith Equals Righteousness With God by Jokerman(m): 9:37am On Feb 16, 2025
Ruke1989:
what do you know about the bible that warrant such attack.

Jesus said if any man loves me, let him keep my commandments. Do you think your going to church is faith? Or that God is moved by the fact that you go to church or carry bible? Not at all. Even the bible verses I quoted hits on obedience as the priority. God doesn't seek admirers but obedience. Many church people today are just admirers of God - not children of God because they vehemently refuse to refrain from sin and become dismissive if anyone talks about the subject of sin - you are just trying to be dismissive to the emphasis on obedience to God and you think you are knowledgeable. You are not
Very true and apt
Christianity EtcRe: Faith Equals Righteousness With God by Jokerman(m): 9:36am On Feb 16, 2025
doffman:
So those that come before Jesus will also not reach God right ?

Dey play and it will be clear and you will know the truth at the right time .
They couldn't reach God when they died until Jesus died on the cross of Calvary, and when to Hades and made it possible for them.

If you leave this physical body without Jesus in your life, you ain't reaching God the Father.
Christianity EtcRe: Faith Equals Righteousness With God by Jokerman(m): 9:29am On Feb 16, 2025
doffman:
If you mean the true , no problem
Good 👍.

You are close to salvation .

The first test to know salvation is to identify the real God as your God and worship him and I can spot it in your reply .

🚶‍♂️
Jesus Christ is the only way to God the Father
Christianity EtcRe: Faith Equals Righteousness With God by Jokerman(m): 9:27am On Feb 16, 2025
SultanOfAbia:
Catholic is the best church in christianty. The first church by the disciple Peter. The rock!!

The first church that Jesus ordained physically and spiritually

Proud Catholic❤❤
No Church in heaven
ComputersRe: Laptop Board by Jokerman(m): 9:26pm On Feb 15, 2025
Hi

Acer aspire 5745 7247 core i3 motherboard??

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