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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:22pm On Feb 05, 2023
Borntosmoke:
Expert17 and Christobam will be like put Bruno in man city, he will provide the same assist like kdb with pep guardiola. but right in man u person wey they play behind him with half life get assist pass him, even 2nd on the premier league top assist. grin grin.
grin grin Bruno is a world class player but don'tever compare him with king kdb.
Bruno is not yet world class. He's good... he needs to lead man utd to a trophy...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 3:21pm On Feb 05, 2023
😅 🤣 😂 😅 🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 3:20pm On Feb 05, 2023
andrewbaba44:
Real Mallorca with all these false hope

We are familiar with your game ,Madrid go still beat una like mugu
Wolf in sheep clothing... we see you... 👀
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:29pm On Feb 05, 2023
Let's better sell Floptial and go for Osihmen.

Stupid strikers wey fullMan utd wey never win top scorer before... angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 2:28pm On Feb 05, 2023
Let's buy Osihmen fast o... I don tell una o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:20pm On Feb 05, 2023
Borntosmoke:
Tell themooo. If osihmen get sense he should jejely stay in Napoli or go to real Madrid or bayern. Man u don't need a striker. People no won hear. Rashford playing 9 is okay with two sensible winger supporting him. Man city and liverpool have been winning trophy without a top striker. Eriksen wey dey play cm get assist pass that fernades. Later dem go dey compare bruno with kdb
Time wey Fernandes suppose pass or get vision, na shot or rubbish dribble e go do... He needs to improve his game as a midfielder and stop dragging goals with striker.

Thank God say he no dey Portugal Squad for Euros 2016... na so e for kill them...
Travel › Re: Trenches To Texas: A Story Of Courage And Perseverance Against Poverty by Jokerman(m): 1:17pm On Feb 05, 2023
Why una no dey go China or Russia?

Always America or Western countries undecided
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Score A Stunner To Give PSG Victory Over Toulouse by Jokerman(m): 12:36pm On Feb 05, 2023
ThierryJay:
Lol This is a joke right, laughs.
You phone's keypad is the one to convert it... then you just click on it....

It's what Samsung phones do...

For instance... I feel "sad" 😔 😟
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:12pm On Feb 05, 2023
CrystalTiger:
So if city beat Spurs they'd be just two points behind assnal with assnal outstanding being against City..

Why pep come see us finish like this for this EPL undecided
Man shitty will lose to Tottenham
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Score A Stunner To Give PSG Victory Over Toulouse by Jokerman(m): 12:09pm On Feb 05, 2023
ThierryJay:
Abeg where una dey see all these new emojis, I cant find it on my profile whether phone or Laptop.
Type the meaning of the emoji, your phone will convert it to the exact emoji.

I.e... Laugh 😃
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Dilemma Of A Family man with mouth to Feed And Unpaid Bills by Jokerman(m): 10:54am On Feb 05, 2023
Thank the Oniru Job Oga.

Don't ever joke with your Saturday and Sundays for rest
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Score A Stunner To Give PSG Victory Over Toulouse by Jokerman(m): 10:49am On Feb 05, 2023
Neimar:
Mumu promax
Lol... that trolling pain you... 🤣 😂
Christianity Etc › Re: As A Christian What Will You Do If You Found This? by Jokerman(m): 8:21am On Feb 05, 2023
I will wakapass.

Man shall not live by money alone
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:19am On Feb 05, 2023
Blake755:
🚨 #Mason_Greenwood would consider a move to China to revive his football career if Manchester United end his contract. 🤷‍♂️

The 21-year old was reportedly unhappy that the club didn't stand by him. 👀
I hope this isn't true 😓😓😭😭
21 year old going to China... no no too young for that .

Should try other European teams for now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 8:17am On Feb 05, 2023
Devvy4:
At this stage, let's stop this fraudzard guy from playing for Madrid, he should just join those guys that renovates our stadium and work with them. Let them place him on both morning and night shift, Because this bastard will go down as the worst signing, not just in Madrid, but in the history of football
But Hazard said he wanted to outdo Ronaldo at Madrid now... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 8:17am On Feb 05, 2023
Happy birthday to the GOAT..

Cristiano Ronaldo turns 38 today.

A true Madrid Legend
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Score A Stunner To Give PSG Victory Over Toulouse by Jokerman(m): 8:15am On Feb 05, 2023
Messi scored??

Must be one of the below top 10 teams in ligue 1...

Let me go and check the table
Sports › Re: Happy Birthday To The GOAT by Jokerman(op): 8:05am On Feb 05, 2023
Cristiano Ronaldo for Real Madrid:

• 438 games.
• 451 goals.
• 131 assists.
- 4x Champions League.
- 3x UEFA Super Cup.
- 3x Club World Cup.
- 2x La Liga.
- 2x Copas del Rey.
- 2x Spanish Super Cup.
- 4x Ballon d’Or.
Sports › Re: Happy Birthday To The GOAT by Jokerman(op): 8:01am On Feb 05, 2023
Mr Champions League for a reason... Happy Birthday Sir.... grin

Sports › Re: Happy Birthday To The GOAT by Jokerman(op): 7:57am On Feb 05, 2023
Portugal Legend
Manchester United Legend
Real Madrid Legend
Juventus Legend
EPL Legend
LALIGA Legend
SERIE A Legend
European Legend
World Legend

Sports › Re: Happy Birthday To The GOAT by Jokerman(op): 7:55am On Feb 05, 2023
PlayMaker14:
Happy Birthday to Middle East GOAT...

But why didn't you include the numerous Dubai D'Or awards?
So you no fot wish happy birthday. Shey 38 na small age for football?
Sports › Happy Birthday To The GOAT by Jokerman(op):
Cristiano Ronaldo turns 38 years today....

🏆 32 club trophies, including 5 Champions Leagues
🇵🇹 1 EURO’s and 1 Nations League
🥇 5 Ballon d’Ors
👟 4 Golden Shoes
⚽️ Top scorer in the history of the Champions League
🐐 Top scorer in history

Obembet
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Justwise

Front page please... let's celebrate the GOAT...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:16am On Feb 05, 2023
AdisaOwala:
Haha

Why na?

But we were told he is the solution to our CF issues sad
Who said Crouch 2 is our solution grin grin grin... I need to actually understand why the ghost plays full 90 mins ? Coach Bias or something 🤔
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:16am On Feb 05, 2023
afrodoc2:
So Dutch league is a farmer’s league? cry
I won't exactly say this. Great players have come from there abd played there....

Delima
Ruud Boy
Ibrahimovic
Suarez
Romario
Kuyt
Sneijder

And many more
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Shoots Down Suspected Chinese Spy Balloon Over Atlantic Ocean by Jokerman(m): 11:41pm On Feb 04, 2023
Goodvibes007:
People saying US living in past glory while typing from their American owned Android OS or US owned iOS devices. grin
😅 🤣 😂 😅 🤣 😂 😅 🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Jokerman(m): 11:01pm On Feb 04, 2023
The relationship between Neuer with Bayern and Nagelsmann collapsed, Neuer's interview means that in his last days with Bayern, separation is inevitable, it is difficult for them to meet again naturally and with confidence.

Season of interviews.

I think Club legends should not be disrespected anyhow though....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:00pm On Feb 04, 2023
The relationship between Neuer with Bayern and Nagelsmann collapsed, Neuer's interview means that in his last days with Bayern, separation is inevitable, it is difficult for them to meet again naturally and with confidence.

Man UTD should go for Neuer now... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:59pm On Feb 04, 2023
Expert17:
Gakpo struggle or Liverpool struggle? Lmao

A football fan that doesn't know club form can affect a player.(not to talk of a new player joining from the farmers league).
Lol... so club form can affect a player... that's nice to know...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:58pm On Feb 04, 2023
Reminder: If Manchester United appeal Casemiro’s Red Card and lose it , there is a chance the FA can increase it to 4 games

I think we should not appeal.

Choking someone is a serious offence
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:39pm On Feb 04, 2023
This stewpeed Newcastle again undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:58pm On Feb 04, 2023
Antony should be put on bench for a while.

Sancho is back....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 1) On 4th February 2023 by Jokerman(m): 5:57pm On Feb 04, 2023
Ten Hag should bench Antony... let him stop playing his favourites

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