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BREAKING: #mufc have inquired about Houssem Aouar in recent hours. [@Santi_J_FM] |
This Sabitzer is a decent player.... Nice one from the coach |
Lol.... this baba sef... ![]() |
No matter who una buy, una go still lose to united ![]() |
eph12:Too much disrespect.... ![]() |
Chelsea go soon buy Osihmen ![]() |
Hopefully, no more disrespect to the GOAT, until another Man utd present player wins all these... |
▪︎Now overall stats: • 346 games • 145 goals • 64 assists • 3 hattricks • 12 Freekicks ▪︎ 10 trophies: - 1x UEFA Champions League - 3x Premier League - 2x EFL / League cup - 1x FA Cup - 1x Club World Cup - 2x FA community shield ▪︎Biggest individual achievements: • 1x Ballon d'Or • 1x Fifa World POTY • 1x European Golden Boot • 1x UEFA Club POTY • 1x UCL Topscorer • 2x PL player of the season (Most) • 2x PFA POTS (Most) • 2x FWA POTY • 1x PL golden boot • 1x Fifa Puskas • 1x FIFpro POTY
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Borntosmoke:Some of them na Gen Z ![]() |
▪︎EPL 2003-2009 (Cristiano Ronaldo) 12: Most headed goals 🇵🇹 506: Most dribbles completed 🇵🇹 This is actually insane for a 6'2" Speedy Player to complete that insane number of dribbles at the Prime Barclays PL. And scoring most headed goals at once is Godlevel. ▪︎ 37 years old Cristiano Ronaldo last season: 🏆 Most Premier League POTM awards 🏆 Most Man United POTM awards 🏆 Man United’s Player of the Year ⚽️ Man United’s top scorer ⚽️ Man United’s Goal of the Season 👤 Included in Premier League Team of the Year
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• In 2007/08, Ronaldo completed his transformation from tricky showboater to Ruthless Wide Attacker and best player in the world. Tevez joined the attack that season and formed an incredibly effective attacking trident with Rooney and Ronaldo. In this season: • 49 games • 42 goals • 8 assists ▪︎ Cristiano finished with a record-equalling 31 Premier League goals, with Tevez on 14 and Rooney 12. This goal return coupled with a first Champions League triumph earned Ronaldo his first Ballon d’Or. ▪︎ In 2008/09 season: • 53 games • 26 goals • 12 assists In this season Man Utd completed winning three premier league trophies in a row. ▪︎ In 2021/22 season as No. 9 at the age of 37: • 39 games • 24 goals • 3 assists • 31 chances created • 2 hat-tricks • 29 clearances
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▪︎Man Utd won the Premier League and Ronaldo Won record all six Best individual English awards in the same season. He finished 2nd in Ballon d'or ranking. And his heatmap this season:
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1. In his debut season 2003/04: • 40 games • 6 goals • 8 assists Saha played occasionally as SS then. With RVN as the focal point of the attack, link-up play was limited, meaning "Ronaldo’s goal threat was largely restricted to long shots and set-pieces". 2. In his first season, he won FA Cup & Man Utd player of the year while scoring only '6 goals' in 40 appearances as a right midfielder. In 2004 Ronaldo was named in UEFA TOTY as a RMF, this time winning it without scoring a goal in the UCL 3. In his 2nd season at United 2004/05: • 50 games • 9 goals • 9 assists 4. 2005/06 season was Ronaldo's one of best dribbling season. He mesmerized fans with his skills, tricks, showboating: • 47 games • 12 goals • 8 assists 5. In 2006/07 season Ronaldo gained a lot more freedom as an Supporting Attacker. It was a dynamic counter-attacking system. He was more concerned with directness and efficiency rather than tricks and skills. In this season: • 53 games • 23 goals • 14 assists He almost doubled his previous goal tally to 17 in the Premier League (United’s top scorer and 3rd overall), with 23 goals in all competitions |
• Cristiano Ronaldo was signed by Manchester United in 2003. Beckham had just been sold and left a berth on the right side of the mid. Ronaldo came and took over his position. He was a kid with dazzling skills and swept fans off their feet with his play on debut. • When Ronaldo went to Manchester United in 2003/04, he was usually on the right hand side of a '4-4-2' formation with Giggs on the left flank. • His main role was to beat defenders with pace & skils; a role he seemed a perfect fit for with his frightening pace and skill. 'His role wasn't producing G/A'. He prioritized skills, showboating, defending more then.
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Let me bless this thread with the GOAT's Manutd career... ![]() Cristiano Ronaldo's Manchester United/EPL Career. |
Stupid PSG... May Bayern increase your woes |
Stupid PSG... big for nothing club. May Bayern destroy you.. Effect of being in farmers league... can't improve yourself... what the hell is Reims? |
Numerouno94:Lol... I'm still a Man UTD supporter... una asf survive too, we go survive as well ![]() |
OJEEMAH:Lol... what made you guys survive it... we will too ![]() |
Nothing new. Other players have won it too. If no be the Ojoto WC wey FIFA organise, some people for still dey their ligue 1... ![]() |
😅 🤣 😂 😅 🤣 😂 😅 🤣 😂 😅 🤣 |
Loserpool na wa o ![]() |
NEW | Fabrizio: "Man Utd have received more than 10 bids for Anthony Elanga on loan, including Dortmund and PSV." [YT] What are these clubs seeing than Man UTD is not seeing? |
Na Ronaldo cause make Monza dey trash Juve for home now ...
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Oasis007:Why would Pogba regret? |
andrewbaba44:Lol... I no call Pessi Eibarman my bro... I just mentioned Eibarman ....We are happy to have Casemiro, Varane etc, to help us bolster the squaf |
See what an English journalist wrote 😅 Andy Mitten @AndyMitten Casemiro didn't look this happy winning multiple European Cups with Real Madrid. He loves it at Man UTD ![]() |
andrewbaba44:From Casemiro, you jump enter Pessi/Ronaldo again ![]() Also, no be today Man utd fans dey swear for players. Man utd is trophy winning team, that's why the fans are hard on the players... we've had Pogba, Ibrahimovic, DeGea etc, these are world class players, even before we signed Casemiro. Even if Casemiro scores against Oxford United, we will celebrate it well. Hope you Don prepare your mind for this games... Man utd/Barcelona = Man utd to win Psg/Bayern = Bayern to win as usual.. ![]() |
andrewbaba44:Lol.... we had a world class player in Paul Pogba, so weren't starved. Casemiro deserved to be praised even if he plays against division 6, just like how Mbappe was praised recently, or how we praise Eibarman then. Casemiro is a Man utd player. We celebrate all wins |
🚨🇸🇪 JUST IN: Inter see #mufc's Victor Lindelof as one of the candidates to replace Milan Skriniar. @DiMarzio |
andrewbaba44:Dembele don get injury ![]() |
So De Gea has won only 4 major titles with Man UTD.... 1 EPL- Fergie 1 Europa- Mourinho 1 FA cup- Van Gaal 1 EFL- Mourinho Yet some fans will come here to badmouth him even after staying with Man UTD, in the trophyless seasons. Na wa o |
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