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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:02pm On Jan 31, 2023
BREAKING: #mufc have inquired about Houssem Aouar in recent hours. [@Santi_J_FM]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:56pm On Jan 31, 2023
This Sabitzer is a decent player.... Nice one from the coach
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Peter Obi Denied Jesus Christ Three Times In The Bible (Video) by Jokerman(m): 5:39pm On Jan 31, 2023
Lol.... this baba sef... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:00am On Jan 31, 2023
No matter who una buy, una go still lose to united grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:46pm On Jan 30, 2023
eph12:
why?
Too much disrespect.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:45pm On Jan 30, 2023
Chelsea go soon buy Osihmen grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:43pm On Jan 30, 2023
Hopefully, no more disrespect to the GOAT, until another Man utd present player wins all these...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:42pm On Jan 30, 2023
▪︎Now overall stats:
• 346 games
• 145 goals
• 64 assists
• 3 hattricks
• 12 Freekicks

▪︎ 10 trophies:
- 1x UEFA Champions League
- 3x Premier League
- 2x EFL / League cup
- 1x FA Cup
- 1x Club World Cup
- 2x FA community shield

▪︎Biggest individual achievements:
• 1x Ballon d'Or
• 1x Fifa World POTY
• 1x European Golden Boot
• 1x UEFA Club POTY
• 1x UCL Topscorer
• 2x PL player of the season (Most)
• 2x PFA POTS (Most)
• 2x FWA POTY
• 1x PL golden boot
• 1x Fifa Puskas
• 1x FIFpro POTY

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:33pm On Jan 30, 2023
Borntosmoke:
You are a man utd fan and you watch Ronaldo ball since 2003 till date and conclude he is not a legend in man u. You should be awarded best mumu of the century or only if you are joking or trolling.
Some of them na Gen Z grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:33pm On Jan 30, 2023
▪︎EPL 2003-2009

(Cristiano Ronaldo)

12: Most headed goals 🇵🇹
506: Most dribbles completed 🇵🇹

This is actually insane for a 6'2" Speedy Player to complete that insane number of dribbles at the Prime Barclays PL. And scoring most headed goals at once is Godlevel.

▪︎ 37 years old Cristiano Ronaldo last season:

🏆 Most Premier League POTM awards
🏆 Most Man United POTM awards
🏆 Man United’s Player of the Year
⚽️ Man United’s top scorer
⚽️ Man United’s Goal of the Season
👤 Included in Premier League Team of the Year

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:30pm On Jan 30, 2023
• In 2007/08, Ronaldo completed his transformation from tricky showboater to Ruthless Wide Attacker and best player in the world. Tevez joined the attack that season and formed an incredibly effective attacking trident with Rooney and Ronaldo.

In this season:
• 49 games
• 42 goals
• 8 assists

▪︎ Cristiano finished with a record-equalling 31 Premier League goals, with Tevez on 14 and Rooney 12. This goal return coupled with a first Champions League triumph earned Ronaldo his first Ballon d’Or.

▪︎ In 2008/09 season:

• 53 games
• 26 goals
• 12 assists

In this season Man Utd completed winning three premier league trophies in a row.

▪︎ In 2021/22 season as No. 9 at the age of 37: • 39 games • 24 goals • 3 assists • 31 chances created • 2 hat-tricks • 29 clearances

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:26pm On Jan 30, 2023
▪︎Man Utd won the Premier League and Ronaldo Won record all six Best individual English awards in the same season.

He finished 2nd in Ballon d'or ranking.
And his heatmap this season:

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:24pm On Jan 30, 2023
1. In his debut season 2003/04:
• 40 games • 6 goals • 8 assists

Saha played occasionally as SS then. With RVN as the focal point of the attack, link-up play was limited, meaning "Ronaldo’s goal threat was largely restricted to long shots and set-pieces".

2. In his first season, he won FA Cup & Man Utd player of the year while scoring only '6 goals' in 40 appearances as a right midfielder. In 2004 Ronaldo was named in UEFA TOTY as a RMF, this time winning it without scoring a goal in the UCL

3. In his 2nd season at United 2004/05:
• 50 games
• 9 goals
• 9 assists

4. 2005/06 season was Ronaldo's one of best dribbling season. He mesmerized fans with his skills, tricks, showboating:
• 47 games
• 12 goals
• 8 assists

5. In 2006/07 season Ronaldo gained a lot more freedom as an Supporting Attacker. It was a dynamic counter-attacking system. He was more concerned with directness and efficiency rather than tricks and skills.

In this season:
• 53 games
• 23 goals
• 14 assists
He almost doubled his previous goal tally to 17 in the Premier League (United’s top scorer and 3rd overall), with 23 goals in all competitions
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:19pm On Jan 30, 2023
• Cristiano Ronaldo was signed by Manchester United in 2003. Beckham had just been sold and left a berth on the right side of the mid. Ronaldo came and took over his position. He was a kid with dazzling skills and swept fans off their feet with his play on debut.

• When Ronaldo went to Manchester United in 2003/04, he was usually on the right hand side of a '4-4-2' formation with Giggs on the left flank.

• His main role was to beat defenders with pace & skils; a role he seemed a perfect fit for with his frightening pace and skill. 'His role wasn't producing G/A'. He prioritized skills, showboating, defending more then.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:17pm On Jan 30, 2023
Let me bless this thread with the GOAT's Manutd career... grin

Cristiano Ronaldo's Manchester United/EPL Career.
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jokerman(m): 10:47pm On Jan 29, 2023
Stupid PSG...

May Bayern increase your woes
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:46pm On Jan 29, 2023
Stupid PSG... big for nothing club.

May Bayern destroy you..

Effect of being in farmers league... can't improve yourself... what the hell is Reims?
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Tops List Of 100 Best Male Footballers As Cristiano Ronaldo Plummet by Jokerman(m): 9:26pm On Jan 29, 2023
Numerouno94:
Honestly Jokerman they try. His got a gud shock absorber. Him fellow Pendulums done jettison sport section even the so called almighty Obembet who ran a calumny campaign against Messi wit the help of lalasticlala"the mod that does his bidding" has finally abandoned sport section nd anything related to football.

This reminds of Psalm23 vs 5 nd 6.

5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointed my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.

gringrin
Lol... I'm still a Man UTD supporter... una asf survive too, we go survive as well grin
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Tops List Of 100 Best Male Footballers As Cristiano Ronaldo Plummet by Jokerman(m): 9:26pm On Jan 29, 2023
OJEEMAH:
Try dey drink ice water before open sport section grin grin
Lol... what made you guys survive it... we will too grin
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Tops List Of 100 Best Male Footballers As Cristiano Ronaldo Plummet by Jokerman(m): 5:22pm On Jan 29, 2023
Nothing new. Other players have won it too.

If no be the Ojoto WC wey FIFA organise, some people for still dey their ligue 1... grin
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jokerman(m): 4:31pm On Jan 29, 2023
😅 🤣 😂 😅 🤣 😂 😅 🤣 😂 😅 🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:31pm On Jan 29, 2023
Loserpool na wa o angry grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:24pm On Jan 29, 2023
NEW | Fabrizio: "Man Utd have received more than 10 bids for Anthony Elanga on loan, including Dortmund and PSV." [YT]

What are these clubs seeing than Man UTD is not seeing?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:18pm On Jan 29, 2023
Na Ronaldo cause make Monza dey trash Juve for home now grin...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:17pm On Jan 29, 2023
Oasis007:
Pogba would be regretting now cos Juventus is in God's hand at the moment. The Club has entered coma, only gods of Arab Money can save it.
Why would Pogba regret?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:52pm On Jan 29, 2023
andrewbaba44:
Oya who you call eibar man ,No be you first troll Messi ? cheesy cheesy

You suppose know say my clap back Dey affect person wey I quote and others

Of course Bayern and Man U to win ,just the way You said Mexico Poland Australia Croatia and France to win Argentina grin
Lol... I no call Pessi Eibarman my bro... I just mentioned Eibarman grin....

We are happy to have Casemiro, Varane etc, to help us bolster the squaf
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:51pm On Jan 29, 2023
See what an English journalist wrote 😅

Andy Mitten
@AndyMitten

Casemiro didn't look this happy winning multiple European Cups with Real Madrid. He loves it at Man UTD grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:29pm On Jan 29, 2023
andrewbaba44:
Pogba wey una Dey swear for every match day ,or which one ?

Why can’t you call Messi Madrid man ,hope you know Messi have scored more goals against Madrid than eibar ?

Calling Messi eibar man is just like calling Ronaldo Barca man who have only 1 el Classico assist in more than 10 seasons and no single hatrick grin
From Casemiro, you jump enter Pessi/Ronaldo again grin

Also, no be today Man utd fans dey swear for players. Man utd is trophy winning team, that's why the fans are hard on the players... we've had Pogba, Ibrahimovic, DeGea etc, these are world class players, even before we signed Casemiro.

Even if Casemiro scores against Oxford United, we will celebrate it well.

Hope you Don prepare your mind for this games...

Man utd/Barcelona = Man utd to win

Psg/Bayern = Bayern to win as usual.. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:18pm On Jan 29, 2023
andrewbaba44:
Manchester United fans all over Twitter hyping casemiro performance against a 16 place championship side ?

My people una pass this level nah ,this is casemeiro who has won the champions league 5 times as an important player and one of the best CDM in the world for the past 7 years

It seems you guys have been so starved of a world class player or you all didn’t watch casemiro at Madrid ? I don’t get the hype ,you will think casemiro was a random average and fans where expecting him to flop and he now performed against reading grin
Lol.... we had a world class player in Paul Pogba, so weren't starved.

Casemiro deserved to be praised even if he plays against division 6, just like how Mbappe was praised recently, or how we praise Eibarman then.

Casemiro is a Man utd player. We celebrate all wins
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:12pm On Jan 29, 2023
🚨🇸🇪 JUST IN: Inter see #mufc's Victor Lindelof as one of the candidates to replace Milan Skriniar.
@DiMarzio
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:04pm On Jan 29, 2023
andrewbaba44:
You win reading Barcelona fans Dey fear grin
Dembele don get injury grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:05am On Jan 29, 2023
So De Gea has won only 4 major titles with Man UTD....

1 EPL- Fergie
1 Europa- Mourinho
1 FA cup- Van Gaal
1 EFL- Mourinho

Yet some fans will come here to badmouth him even after staying with Man UTD, in the trophyless seasons.

Na wa o

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