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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:41pm On Dec 12, 2022
Borntosmoke:
grin grin U dey waste your time argue with person wey fit killed ronaldo if given Gun Talk. That one na full time Ronaldo hater. Person wey dey compare halland with Ronaldo. U better don't waste Ur time.
I pepper ThierryJay sha with Pessi... na why e dey pay back...

He knows the truth grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:40pm On Dec 12, 2022
mostob:
Playmaking is more than just racking up assists.
Check up his YouTube videos
Jobs/Vacancies › Nigerian Posted JOBS Without Salary Ranges by Jokerman(op): 6:39pm On Dec 12, 2022
I wonder why jobs being posted in Nigerian website don't attach salary ranges along with Job description and titles, unlike how its obtainable in other countries.

For instance: Canada/USA

1. Mechanical Engineer (HVAC)- $40/Hr. This helps in knowing if its OK to apply.

But in Nigeria, all job sites. We just see job titles and 100 pointed responsibilities.

We need something like this....

Mechanical engineer: (Design)- #300,000 per month etc.

So why are Nigerian employers not utilising this? It will also help on reducing many unwanted and unqualified CVs for HR clowns to analyse
Politics › Re: If Tinubu Built Lagos, Who Then Are These Men? by Jokerman(op): 6:03pm On Dec 12, 2022
abbasajao:
Dem use Tinubu swear for una?
Iro yin ti poju grin
Politics › Re: If Tinubu Built Lagos, Who Then Are These Men? by Jokerman(op): 6:03pm On Dec 12, 2022
PandoraObi:
Tinubu built Lagos, if you are not satisfied, go to your land.
What about these places??

Mazamaza
Ikorodu
Iyana Iba
Oworonshoki
Bariga
Mushin
Egbeda
Politics › Re: If Tinubu Built Lagos, Who Then Are These Men? by Jokerman(op): 5:52pm On Dec 12, 2022
Lagos as at 1950s....

The one tinubu started building as soon as he was born....

Politics › If Tinubu Built Lagos, Who Then Are These Men? by Jokerman(op): 4:44pm On Dec 12, 2022
Ladies and Gentlemen

He had the longest tenure as a governor and performed below par. 8 years of empowering touts and mass looting.

Sports › Re: World Cup: Argentina Under FIFA Investigation After Penalty Win Over Netherlands by Jokerman(m): 2:38pm On Dec 12, 2022
ThierryJay:
Leave Pessi alone, he's above you and your fave's reach now. Focus on fasting and praying for your rejected sacrifice to get a job cos he really needs it grin:
What matters now is for Croatia to stop Pessi on his tracks bro.

My darling Croatia grin
Sports › Re: World Cup: Argentina Under FIFA Investigation After Penalty Win Over Netherlands by Jokerman(m): 2:02pm On Dec 12, 2022
MJBOLT:
Don't forget Portugal also finished 3rd in the 1966 WC with Eusebio dragging them all the way.

Make Messi just lift this WC, vawulence go flow.
Pessi will never win the world cup bro... say Amen my brother grin
Sports › Re: World Cup: Argentina Under FIFA Investigation After Penalty Win Over Netherlands by Jokerman(m): 1:58pm On Dec 12, 2022
ThierryJay:
Imagine, I didn't even include that era cos of the time span.

Premium vawulence bro. May God grant that wish. Amen.
Pessi will never win the world Cup... say Amen bro... Banter must continue grin
Sports › Re: World Cup: Argentina Under FIFA Investigation After Penalty Win Over Netherlands by Jokerman(m): 1:57pm On Dec 12, 2022
ThierryJay:
Oga, they've been in the same whatsapp group since Figo's era in 1999. Since that time Portugal has always been a top footballing nation just like Netherlands of same era. Yes, there may be times when Argentina looked a bit better e.g in 2010 and 2014 but also times where Portugal seemed to have more quality e.g in 2006, 2018 and even 2022. In 2002, both were considered very strong and world cup favorites.

In 2004, Portugal should have won the Euros against Greece after eliminating England and Holland, but a certain Cristiano spurned 2 glorious one on one chances and Portugal went on to lose and he started crying copiously just like against Morocco.

Look for another excuse abeg.
Argentina has always been better.

If someone like Fernando Santos handle Argentina, he would have won the World Cup
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 1:00pm On Dec 12, 2022
hensben:
Messi will still be dangerous at 38 because his game is dynamic, that is, he can become a proper number 10 for his team due to his playmaking ability, whereas, cr7 was only good at scoring and needed services.
At 37 years....

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 1:00pm On Dec 12, 2022
hensben:
Messi will still be dangerous at 38 because his game is dynamic, that is, he can become a proper number 10 for his team due to his playmaking ability, whereas, cr7 was only good at scoring and needed services.
Cristiano is more than scoring. He can also playmake, maybe not like Pessi, but he playmakes as well.

Check his assist record
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: FIFA World Cup Qatar2022. Semi-Finals (3 - 0) On 13-12-22 by Jokerman(m): 12:33pm On Dec 12, 2022
How can a Referee be sent home because someone complained, while others complained but the Referees are still around.

Pessi has always been a FIFA and UEFA boy.. it was not a small war Ronaldo fought to even win those ballondors...

Imagine Person wey no score for knockout till final, wey no get the highest assists or highest goal, and lose for final, still they gave him golden ball.... Imagine person that won golden ball but was not in the team of the tournament... e be things grin
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: FIFA World Cup Qatar2022. Semi-Finals (3 - 0) On 13-12-22 by Jokerman(m): 12:31pm On Dec 12, 2022
Emu4life:
At Mbappe's age, Messi was already 3 times World player of the Year.
Mbappe, Haaland, etc can only be likened to Ronaldo not Messi.
Messi, Zidane, Maradona, Modric are alike but Messi is superior.
Clown. Ronaldo won his 1st ballon as a midfielder at Mbappe's age
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: FIFA World Cup Qatar2022. Semi-Finals (3 - 0) On 13-12-22 by Jokerman(m): 12:29pm On Dec 12, 2022
Team Croatia.

Modric my Captain... please reduce noise pollution
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:27pm On Dec 12, 2022
hensben:
With Ronaldo, Portugal play become more predictable because they were looking for him by hoofing the ball to the air even when it wasn’t necessary. Leao ought to have come in instead of cr7
So who to blame, coach or Ronaldo??

Also didn't Leao enter, what happened?
Sports › Re: World Cup: Argentina Under FIFA Investigation After Penalty Win Over Netherlands by Jokerman(m): 12:26pm On Dec 12, 2022
Wilson500:
This is how they were saying in Copa America and it happened
Messi jejely pack all the award with the cup join
The signs are glaring in this world cup
I more goal to level with Mbappe
One thing i know is that Messi is seizing the year
Write that down grin
Shey Pessi has sent a referree home with his complaints?
Sports › Re: World Cup: Argentina Under FIFA Investigation After Penalty Win Over Netherlands by Jokerman(m): 12:25pm On Dec 12, 2022
ThierryJay:
It's the funny way all of them have gone philosophical for me, including conjuring outright lies just to achieve some sympathy for Pendu.

Imagine them saying Portugal was an average footballing nation before Ronaldo came. Was he part of Portugal's golden generation of 1999 - 2002? I watched Euro 2000 and Portugal was already a powerhouse in that tournament with Ballon D'or winner Figo. It took Henry and Zidane's ingenuity to dispatch them in the semi-final after Nuno Gomes had put them up with a lovely goal. In 2002, they were one of the pre-tournament favorites though they crashed out at Group stage like France and Argentina.

These guys are ridiculous. Their tears of lies is sweeting me bro.
Can you compare Argentina to Portugal, all through the years?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:11am On Dec 12, 2022
hensben:
If not that the Portugal coach was afraid he shouldn’t have brought in cr7, that sub made them play that way.
What was Portugal playing before Ronaldo entered? Did they even have shot on goal?

Can you pray for Santos to coach your team, club or country?

Also, can Pep guardiola change his tactics if they are not working for him?
Sports › Re: World Cup: Argentina Under FIFA Investigation After Penalty Win Over Netherlands by Jokerman(m): 9:02am On Dec 12, 2022
ThierryJay:
Bro, we fought this battle to the end, seeing out the old fraud in eternal misery. Now, Messi's stamp in World Cup history is comfortably greater than Pendu's. One of the WCup's highest goalscorer and assist maker; the most man of the matches and most dribbles. Pendu is forever relegated to the dustbin of World Cup catastrophies.

Make God just allow Messi win this World Cup, bro we will parteyyyyy.
All these without winning the world cup is trash... hope you know grin
Sports › Re: World Cup: Argentina Under FIFA Investigation After Penalty Win Over Netherlands by Jokerman(m): 9:00am On Dec 12, 2022
OJEEMAH:
Imagine their utterances when Netherlands equalized. Now picture how they would have taunted us if Argentina failed to qualify that night. Netherlands really dashed their hopes especially Jokerman and Kingcalls cos they were so sure Argentina will not get to the semis little did they know Morocco would be their nightmare.

Funny how Fernandez, Pepe, CR7 Fanboys, Girlfriend & Family are trying to create a false narrative by accusing Santos, Messi & Referees for Portugal/Pendu's abysmal performance.

0 knock out goal in 5 World Cup yet Messi has been the one scoring minors.

0 Best Player Award in any major Int'l Tournament (Euros & WC).

I can't begin to imagine the support Croatia will get from Pendu boys grin grin grin

If Argentina gets to the final, not even France will stop them from lifting that cup.............then their misery will know no bound grin grin
The same way you thought you had won Germany at the finals of 2014 grin

Of cos, I'm supporting Croatia.... Argentina will actually finish 4th this world cup grin
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Breaks Silence In Emotional Statement After Portugal World Cup Exit by Jokerman(m): 11:27pm On Dec 11, 2022
DARLINGTON869:
So you expect Ronaldo to feature in the next world cup?? Indeed just as ur name states, u are a joker
He'd be on the bench
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 6:53pm On Dec 11, 2022
andrewbaba44:
Switzerland game deceive una sha

Give croatia coach or scaloni that team make I see who go fit win them
I dey tell you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 6:42pm On Dec 11, 2022
andrewbaba44:
Na my team you Dey wish bad

I rather have ole as my coach than that Portugal coach
Lol... for you to pick Ole ahead of him grin

The man just wasted that Portugal team... no plan B nothing...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 6:16pm On Dec 11, 2022
popizaino:
Pls anyone seen Frank Lampard in any semifinals with three Lion shirt grin grin grin grin?


Asking for a friend.
Frank Lampard was unlucky ni o.. Some teams are.

Like Pessi, it is written that he will never win world cup except he begs Maradona grin or like Portugal that can never win world cup too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 6:13pm On Dec 11, 2022
andrewbaba44:
But premier league is not bias when Thiago alcantara will be making epl team of the season with side passes while Rodri will be left out

Or klopp winning coach of the year after excorting guardiola to the title almost every year cheesy
Lol.... Thiago the next Xavi grin... this guy ehn.

But Pep has won it like 2ce or 3ce na... its OK...

Shey Barca no go con sign Portugal coach once Xavi leaves? cheesy
Politics › Re: What Reno, Deji, All Said About Peter Obi Before He Decided To Run For Election by Jokerman(m): 6:11pm On Dec 11, 2022
Tsolutionjoseph:
u wan die, as if the death going on with your family in southeast, is not enough
Ki lon ba e leru grin
Politics › Re: What Reno, Deji, All Said About Peter Obi Before He Decided To Run For Election by Jokerman(m): 6:08pm On Dec 11, 2022
Lol... Money don change hands grin

I'm voting for Obi all the way...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 6:05pm On Dec 11, 2022
Kilishihunter:
Don andres Lujan iniesta
Why don't you tell me who you think is arguably Spain 's greatest?
Xavi
Cassilas
Iniesta
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 6:03pm On Dec 11, 2022
Debroslink:
Someone won 2005 Spanish POTY on the same season he provided 0 goal and 1 assist for the whole season. What a scam!

Thank God Barcelona didn't depend on Xavi. They went ahead to buy real midfielders like Ronaldinho, Deco and even got Van Bommel for free to handle the midfield. And when the chips were down young Iniesta delivered UCL same season without Xavi beside him.
Laliga give awards with bias.... imagine Mourinho winning the league with greatest ever point, yet he never won the best coach in laliga that season... grin

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