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PoliticsRe: See The Level Of Damage Apc And It Clueless Leaders Have Done To Nigeria (pix) by Jokerman(m): 9:18pm On Jun 17, 2024
APC is a bad luck to this Nigeria.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:24pm On Jun 17, 2024
patrickmuf:
Who dey interview this joker?
No be him fault...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:47am On Jun 17, 2024
🚨 Erik ten Hag: “Manchester United flew to me in Ibiza to tell me that I was gonna stay”.

“So they disturbed my holiday, they suddenly stood at my doorstep”, he said smiling on NOS Studio Voetbal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:40am On Jun 17, 2024
🚨🚨🎙️| Erik ten Hag: "England has a fantastic squad, they are favorites for a reason. They have the best midfield of all countries in the EURO'S. They got Harry Kane as their striker. On the wings they have incredible amount of quality."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:18am On Jun 17, 2024
🚨 Erik ten Hag:

"It's the vision of the manager [Southgate]. England takes a 1-0 lead then he decides to start gambling with making his team compact and relying on moments for the remaining minutes of the game."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:03pm On Jun 16, 2024
Jokerman:
🚨 Erik ten Hag: “Manchester United have told me that they spoke with Thomas Tuchel, yes”.

“They said they eventually came to the conclusion that they already have the best manager”.
ego blinds this man
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:03pm On Jun 16, 2024
🚨 Erik ten Hag: “Manchester United have told me that they spoke with Thomas Tuchel, yes”.

“They said they eventually came to the conclusion that they already have the best manager”.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:59pm On Jun 16, 2024
🚨🚨🎙️| Erik ten Hag: "#mufc and I still have to find an agreement for the new contract. This isn't easily done, we are still going to have to talk about this.."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:57pm On Jun 16, 2024
Erik ten Hag: "Grealish & Rashford were both lacking this season. And when you are lacking, you risk not getting picked for your country."
Christianity EtcRe: Will The Jews Find It Difficult To Make Heaven Since They Don’t Believe In Jesus by Jokerman(m): 4:35pm On Jun 16, 2024
tanigororo:
How about those who came before Jesus, and those who never hear about Jesus till they died what will happen to them?
How about little babies who died before knowing right or wrong?
Hell Straight Ahbi?
grin grin grin grin
Abeg dey reason before posting, we all agreed that Christianity is a Scam!
Jesus himself was a Jew and not a Christian, so all Christians should be a Jew.
1. Hebrews 11:13 These all died in faith, not having received the promises, but having seen them afar off, and were persuaded of them, and embraced them, and confessed that they were strangers and pilgrims on the earth.
11:14 For they that say such things declare plainly that they seek a country.
11:15 And truly, if they had been mindful of that country from whence they came out, they might have had opportunity to have returned.
11:16 But now they desire a better country, that is, an heavenly: wherefore God is not ashamed to be called their God: for he hath prepared for them a city.

Jesus fulfilled this in 1 Peter 3:18 For Christ also hath once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to God, being put to death in the flesh, but quickened by the Spirit:
3:19 By which also he went and preached unto the spirits in prison;
3:20 Which sometime were disobedient, when once the longsuffering of God waited in the days of Noah, while the ark was a preparing, wherein few, that is, eight souls were saved by water.



2. Babies who died before the age of reasoning at back to God. Same as those aborted by their mother's. God is a just and righteous judge.

3. Christianity means follow and doing what Jesus CHRIST did and directed us to do. Jesus is the son of God, and He came to show us the way.

It's better you come to Him and be saved.
PoliticsRe: Buhari: I’m Pleased Many Nigerians Have Gone Back To Farm by Jokerman(m): 4:25pm On Jun 16, 2024
EKONGKING:
grin grin grin

Wailers will soon takeover this thread .
If people have gone back to the farm as the old Baba has said, why are farm produce so expensive then?
Christianity EtcRe: Seun What Exactly Is The Colour Of Your Problem? by Jokerman(m): 12:30pm On Jun 16, 2024
Seun is an Atheist.

What do any religion not following Christ have in coming?
PoliticsRe: Abandoned Primary Schools In Abia State by Jokerman(m): 12:11pm On Jun 16, 2024
There's a timeline for everything.

Allow this man clean up Abia state first.. then work on workers wages and payment; Education will be the next.

The mess PDP made in this state was much... The man took over just a year ago

Let's be patient... At least we are seeing his doings already....
TravelRe: Man Allegedly Denied Visa For Owing Loan App N5K by Jokerman(m): 12:09pm On Jun 16, 2024
Loan sharks... Always biting biting cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: What ROCK Is Jesus Christ Talking About Here? by Jokerman(op): 11:23am On Jun 16, 2024
1. Some people say this was where Jesus made Peter the First Pope, as he was the rock on which Jesus will build his church.

2. Some people say it was Peter's confession, that Jesus is the Christ, the son of the living God, that is what Jesus explained to be the Rock, as Jesus Christ himself is the Rock??

So what is your Opinion?
Christianity EtcWhat ROCK Is Jesus Christ Talking About Here? by Jokerman(op): 11:21am On Jun 16, 2024
Matthew 16:16 And Simon Peter answered and said, Thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God.
16:17 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Blessed art thou, Simon Barjona: for flesh and blood hath not revealed it unto thee, but my Father which is in heaven.
16:18 And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.
Christianity EtcRe: Osinbajo: Church Must Shun Donations From Unexplained Affluence by Jokerman(m): 11:16am On Jun 16, 2024
Lol.



But Remi Tinubu is a deaconess in your church Sir
Christianity EtcRe: Does Your Church Preach About The Coming Of Christ? by Jokerman(m): 8:47am On Jun 16, 2024
The Lord's Chosen preaches it constantly. And not not only, how to live a righteous life
Christianity EtcRe: Olukoya Not Different From Rev King Who Was Convicted Of Killing Church Members by Jokerman(m): 7:53am On Jun 16, 2024
Judgement will start from the house of God
Christianity EtcRe: Will The Jews Find It Difficult To Make Heaven Since They Don’t Believe In Jesus by Jokerman(m): 7:50am On Jun 16, 2024
Yes.

Without Jesus no heaven. Heaven is a holy place, and only Jesus can qualify man to be with God

So no matter the attires, no matter the hitting head on the ground, no matter the good works, no matter Jew or Gentile, without Jesus, once one crosses this earth, no heaven at all, at all
PoliticsRe: Flood: LASG Demolishes OPC Shrines, Gates, Fences, Security Post In Okota by Jokerman(m): 2:19pm On Jun 15, 2024
OPC still dey exists?
PoliticsRe: 6 Things Buhari Criticised Before 2015 That Got Worse Under Him As President by Jokerman(m): 2:18pm On Jun 15, 2024
To know how much of a failure or Mess Buhari is/was, after his tenure, no one calls him for any event, lecture or advice...

Mhen, APC under Buhari was bad, under Tinubu it's getting disastrous... May God help us
BusinessRe: What Happened To Mr Biggs? by Jokerman(m): 9:25pm On Jun 14, 2024
They still have an outlet at ICM Ikeja
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:08pm On Jun 14, 2024
odizeey:
***Ronaldo fans come in to celebrate him***

Pain Messi fan disguising to be peaceful: This is Manchester United thread. Follow Ronaldo out of the club
Ellexy and his ilks... Pessi fans disturbing us on this thread... Since Ronaldo destroyed Ireland, they've been having headaches
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:48pm On Jun 14, 2024
🚨 NEW!

Wow. Laurie Whitwell with some very interesting updates here on Ten Hag and Antony.

"Ten Hag is said to be deeply DISAPPOINTED that the signing [Antony] is not working out.

"After Antony argued with Ten Hag about playing at left-back against Liverpool in the FA Cup, Ten Hag ripped into him in the dressing room, telling him bluntly he had to play where he was told.

"Ten Hag also gave Antony brutal criticism in the dressing room after his display from the bench in the 2-0 win over Everton in March, to the extent that Antony appeared visibly affected."

Yeah, he's getting sold.
SportsRe: Mourinho Picks FC Barcelona Icon Messi Over Ronaldo As Best Of Generation by Jokerman(m): 11:58am On Jun 14, 2024
Lolssss... Euros wan start,Pessi fans don start with their propaganda as they did at the WC....

No wonder, them just dey attack Ronaldo since ever since that Ireland match...😂
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Has The Largest Delegation At ILO Conference 2024 by Jokerman(m): 7:57pm On Jun 13, 2024
Another wastage.

Now when labour is fighting now,some paid sycophants will be attacking them...

Now is it fair?? No money but Una carry largest delegation 🙃
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's 70th Birthday Is Today by Jokerman(m): 8:17am On Jun 13, 2024
sprints1:
Dora was a mason just like Stella adedavoh that's why she was able to succeed
Freemasons??

That means they are with the devil in his kingdom then?? Because no eye will see the Lord without Holiness through Jesus Christ, no matter how good the person is.

But I don't believe they are Freemasons.... Not everyone that suceeds in life is of the Devil.
PoliticsRe: Gbajabiamila For Governor 2027 by Jokerman(m): 8:13am On Jun 13, 2024
Who knows tomorrow??
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's 70th Birthday Is Today by Jokerman(m): 8:10am On Jun 13, 2024
2bd Greatest Nigerian women after Dora Akunyuli

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