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PoliticsRe: Imagine Paying 10 Million For Building Approval In Lagos, Yet, No Road, Water... by Jokerman(m): 10:03am On Jun 10, 2024
Goodnewsforlife:
if I need the building!!!

If u don’t need it , it will look like a waste to u but if u need it u will see no big deal
Oga, 10 Million is still too much... No matter the type of building...
PoliticsRe: Imagine Paying 10 Million For Building Approval In Lagos, Yet, No Road, Water... by Jokerman(m): 9:35am On Jun 10, 2024
Goodnewsforlife:
guy it’s not a must to build in Lagos

U can go to your village n have your rest there
Guy can you pay 10 Million for just building approval?? Why are you supporting evil??
PoliticsRe: Imagine Paying 10 Million For Building Approval In Lagos, Yet, No Road, Water... by Jokerman(m): 9:34am On Jun 10, 2024
Lanretoye:
look at how you sound,obviously you are not the one that wants to build the house.moreover,must you build the house in Lagos?you can as well go to your village where approval is free and stop this unwarranted rants
Abi na abido shaker then take draw you come Lagos?
Is the 10 Million Naira not much??
PoliticsRe: Imagine Paying 10 Million For Building Approval In Lagos, Yet, No Road, Water... by Jokerman(m): 9:33am On Jun 10, 2024
Haba!! The fee is much...please how won't people cut corners....

10 Million keV??
PoliticsRe: Catastrophic Flooding In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 9:31am On Jun 10, 2024
Stop claiming lands close to the seas or rivers... Stop blocking drainsges.

Government should provide waste bins to people so that they stop disposing waste or refuse into drainages.

People that live near canals or rivers should have their toilet and stop disposing waste into the canal

Stop building 🏫 on drainages
EducationRe: Robbers Kill Final Year Akwa Ibom Poly Student (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:21am On Jun 10, 2024
Should have left the phone for them... Life is more important than phone...

Don't make perishable fashion your idol
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Can't Blame Buhari, He Promised To Build On His Policies - Galadima by Jokerman(m): 6:12am On Jun 10, 2024
Oga, Tinubu has nothing to offer .... He's old, fragile and weak..

He was never really a great governor in Lagos.. thank God for Raji Fashola that saves him and covered his lapses.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:06pm On Jun 09, 2024
🚨🔴 Manchester United remain 100% decided on selling Jadon Sancho this summer, regardless of who is manager.

#MUFC board looking for £40m fee to let Sancho leave with interest from Borussia Dortmund but also other clubs.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:02pm On Jun 09, 2024
Ijustwantto:
South gate is the perfect coach for man u right now grin
I hear say you club wan sigh Goncalo Ramos as Una perfect striker .. na true??🙃
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:01pm On Jun 09, 2024
Jokerman:
🚨🔴 EXCL: Thomas Tuchel NOT planning to take Man United job, he wants to take a break not coaching any club this summer.

Tuchel currently decided not to continue in talks with United after meeting in the recent weeks.

🇳🇱 United, deciding on Erik ten Hag future soon.
De Zerbi will be better than at United than Bin Laden, at least he doesn't play terrorism football
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:51pm On Jun 09, 2024
🚨🔴 EXCL: Thomas Tuchel NOT planning to take Man United job, he wants to take a break not coaching any club this summer.

Tuchel currently decided not to continue in talks with United after meeting in the recent weeks.

🇳🇱 United, deciding on Erik ten Hag future soon.
Christianity EtcRe: Revelation: Agonizing Condition Of Mohbad, Michael Jackson & Bruce Lee In Hell. by Jokerman(m): 4:39pm On Jun 09, 2024
Michael547:
What part of a human burns in hell?

If God doesn't torment people in hell, who then sends people to hell where they are been tormented endlessly?

Do you also mean that Satan and his demons do not torment in hell, is it just only humans that torment there?
1. The Soul, likely the spirit being.. the body (flesh) perishes on earth

2. The lifestyle while on earth determines where one will go to... If you choose Godly lifestyle on earth, you'd be with God afterlife; and if you choose satanic lifestyle and reject God, the Soul will go be with the devil and his agents, who clearly hate human beings. (It is appointed for men to die once, and face judgment)

3. Hell (Hades) is the present abode of devil and his angels after they were cast out of heaven after Jesus Christ got back to heaven... So for the eternal hatred they have for humans, any human whom they deceived and find his/her soul there, is already in trouble.

Here after, at the last day, at the last trump, Devil and his angels, the entity death, people who reject God, Hades (Hell), Sin etc, will be cast into the Lake of Fire which is God's own punishment, and the devil will be tormented forever and ever.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Has God Refused To Forgive Satan by Jokerman(m): 4:25pm On Jun 09, 2024
Brenbentondiaz:
Satan didn't need faith to relate with God, because he was with God and experienced all His majesty and power. Yet, he went against Him. That is unforgivable. It is the same reason that the Bible (I think in Hebrews) said a man that has experienced the power of God in a large way and then falls back will not be able to repent (or something like that). My thoughts, though.
No.

Man can always repent before death. After death, no more
CrimeRe: "I Had To Get Myself 2 Dogs To Satisfy My Sexual Urge" - Lady Says by Jokerman(m): 4:22pm On Jun 09, 2024
femi4:
This is medical and psychological...nothing spiritual about it. Some born again tongue speaking Christians do worse in their closet. If you don't go for the right therapy, you will just be wasting your time
Therapy that doesn't include God, is a waste of therapy
HealthRe: My Parents Are HIV Positive by Jokerman(m): 4:19pm On Jun 09, 2024
Cruzmaster:
Baba I used to be a Chosen. I joined Lord Chosen around 2006 and became a very dedicated member. My uncle died of HIV. We took him to our church then (Lord Chosen) nothing happen. So when he was receiving medical care at Nnamdi Azikiwe teaching hospital, I jam two Lord Chosen sisters that came to receive same treatment. One of those sisters sef na choir member. Around, 2008 one of my uncle friend died in Lord Chosen headquarter after her mum who is Chosen member refused to take his only son to native healer who previously healed his only son from poison. The man was poisoned around 2007, my uncle took him to a native healer who successfully heal him with roots and herbs. After getting well he get back to his home town. They poisoned him again. Instead of him to meet my uncle again, his mother who recently join Chosen take him to see Lazarus Mouka. They became worker there for months before the man finally meet his ancestors.
Stop typing out of ignorance
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:58pm On Jun 09, 2024
Tucheliban is definitely an upgrade to Bin Laden anyways...🤔

Manage
Borussia Dortmund
DFB-Pokal: 2016–17

Paris Saint-Germain
Ligue 1: 2018–19, 2019–20
Coupe de France: 2019–20
Coupe de la Ligue: 2019–20
Trophée des Champions: 2018, 2019

Chelsea
UEFA Champions League: 2020–21
UEFA Super Cup: 2021
FIFA Club World Cup: 2021

Bayern Munich
Bundesliga: 2022–23

Individual Honours

VDV Bundesliga Coach of the Season: 2015–16
Premier League Manager of the Month: March 2021, October 2021
German Football Manager of the Year: 2021
UEFA Men's Coach of the Year: 2020–21
IFFHS Men's World's Best Club Coach: 2021
The Best FIFA Football Coach: 2021
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:16pm On Jun 09, 2024
🚨 JUST IN:

Thomas Tuchel has greatly impressed Sir Jim Ratcliffe. Manchester United are now exploring the appointment. #MUFC [@cfbayern, @caughtoffside]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:00pm On Jun 09, 2024
🚨🚨| JUST IN: There was a meeting in Monaco last Tuesday between Thomas Tuchel and Sir Jim Ratcliffe! Tuchel revealed his plans if he were to take over as #mufc manager.

Tuchel explained to Ratcliffe how he could get United’s sporting problems like Jadon Sancho and Mason Mount back on track. Tuchel mentioned Antonio Rüdiger as an example that he has already succeeded in the past at getting players with great potential back to top performance. [@cfbayern]
PoliticsRe: Our Elites Fought Me Against Payment Of Salary and pension– Alia by Jokerman(m): 1:56pm On Jun 09, 2024
Why would they do that??

Will they live forever?? Have they forgotten that we'd all stand before the Almighty God to give account for our deeds to our fellow man??

Why??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:23am On Jun 09, 2024
🚨🔥 #ManUTD are ready to send an offer to #Sevilla for Youssef #EnNesiry.

💰 The proposal will be around €15/20m.

✅ The 🇲🇦 striker already gave his approval to the possible transfer, as @ramirezmaximodc first reported. 🐓⚽ #Transfers
RomanceRe: P@rnsters Are Really Enjoying by Jokerman(m): 8:15am On Jun 09, 2024
Fake pleasure and enjoyment.

Dont be deceived
Christianity EtcRe: How Was The Earth Formed? by Jokerman(m): 8:07am On Jun 09, 2024
Don't commonize God.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Has God Refused To Forgive Satan by Jokerman(m): 8:05am On Jun 09, 2024
Satan is not human that can be forgiving.

His sins is timeless... It has reverberated and spread to all of God's creation.

Satan made himself an enemy of God
PoliticsDrug Barons Are Not As Bad As Human Traffickers- Abike Dabiri by Jokerman(op): 6:30am On Jun 09, 2024
Chairperson, Nigerians in Diaspora Commission, Abike Dabiri-Erewa, has said human trafffickers are worse than drug barons.

In a post on X on Saturday, Mrs Dabiri-Erewa condemned human traffickers, advocating for them to be “named and shamed.”

“Honestly. The traffickers need to be named and shamed,” Mrs Dabiri-Erewa said on Saturday, a day after she posted a video of some Nigerian girls trafficked to Ghana for prostitution.


She stated, “They (Human traffickers) are worse than drug barons!! And as long as they are walking about freely, innocent young children will continue to be trafficked!”

One of her followers on X, @idealist90, disagreed with her, saying “Traffickers are not worse than drug barons. Both are not different. If you support a drug baron, you are not different from a trafficker himself.”

Mrs Dabiri-Erewa serves in the government of President Bola Tinubu, embroiled in a cocaine trafficking scandal that saw him forfeit $460,000 to the U.S. government in the 90s.

Mr Tinubu’s drug trafficking case re-emerged shortly after he declared interest to contest the presidency in 2022.

In 2022, the United States District Court for the Northern District of Illinois released fresh documents on Mr Tinubu’s encounter with American authorities over allegations of narcotics trafficking and money laundering.

https://gazettengr.com/drug-barons-are-not-as-bad-as-human-traffickers-says-tinubus-appointee-abike-dabiri/
Christianity EtcRe: Idowu Iluyomade Resigns Pastoral Appointment With RCCG by Jokerman(m): 6:03am On Jun 09, 2024
May God continue to grant Pastor Lazarus Muoka of the Lords Chosen more wisdom and knowledge.

He doesn't allow Pastors to stay in a branch for too long, lest it turns out like this, and many may lose their salvation because of worldly deceptions
Christianity EtcRe: Idowu Iluyomade Resigns Pastoral Appointment With RCCG by Jokerman(m): 6:00am On Jun 09, 2024
All these ones aren't pastors... Better repent, make restitution and go back to the calling God has given you...

You can't resign from God's work... He will required it from you on the last day, and you'd give account....

No wonder st Paul wrote, "Let him that thinketh he stand, Watch, lest he falls"!
PoliticsRe: Minimum Wage: Resign If You Can’t Pay, Labour Tackles Governors by Jokerman(m): 5:57am On Jun 09, 2024
I want to know why states like Delta or Bayelsa or Rivers and Lagos, won't and can't pay 70k per month to their workers... angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:58pm On Jun 08, 2024
Kilishihunter:
See the monitoring spirit you're doing on this guy just because your ewu was benched at the world cup for him grin
No striker for market o...and Una knows say Una no get striker and remember una been dey hype the guy...... So I dey market one to you... My team already get Hojlund...
CrimeRe: "I Had To Get Myself 2 Dogs To Satisfy My Sexual Urge" - Lady Says by Jokerman(m): 9:53pm On Jun 08, 2024
This lady has committed suicide.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:01pm On Jun 08, 2024
Jokerman:
🇵🇹 PSG are willing to let Goncalo Ramos out on loan next season. #Napoli are exploring that option.

[@pedrogva6]
I think my club Barcelona should consider him to solve our striker problems o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:01pm On Jun 08, 2024
🇵🇹 PSG are willing to let Goncalo Ramos out on loan next season. #Napoli are exploring that option.

[@pedrogva6]

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