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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:24pm On Jun 02, 2024
🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: UEFA will PERMIT Manchester United to compete alongside their sister club in Europe next season.

[@martynziegler]
SportsRe: Which Of These Coaches Had The Greatest Legacy? by Jokerman(op): 6:37pm On Jun 02, 2024
Mrexcell:
So no team defeated him at home while in these clubs?
Yes, until 2011 by Sporting Gijon 1-0

Not even Pep's Barca

Sporting Gijon, LaLiga minnows who had spent most the past decade in the Segunda Division, were meant to be Mourinho's latest victims; they were only three points clear of the relegation zone and heading to the Bernabeu to take on a title-challenging Real Madrid side who were just five points behind leaders Barcelona.

Jose Mourinho, across nine years, one month and ten days, and a remarkable 150 matches, remained undefeated at home in league football.
PoliticsRe: Create More States To Devolve Power Further? Not Regionalism??? by Jokerman(m): 6:35pm On Jun 02, 2024
I support this.

Why should Oyo state be so big, that only Ibadan is developed, why should Bauchi or Borno be so big

Divide those states into 2 or 3 jare
PoliticsRe: Lagos Stops 25% Rebate On Bus, Ferry, Train Fares by Jokerman(m): 6:32pm On Jun 02, 2024
With all these, and you don't want Labour to go on strike??
PoliticsRe: Tinubunomics: House Of Reps Member Shares Rubber Of Garri To Her Constituents by Jokerman(m): 6:30pm On Jun 02, 2024
cheesy😂😂😂😂

Mad souls.
SportsRe: Which Of These Coaches Had The Greatest Legacy? by Jokerman(op): 6:27pm On Jun 02, 2024
Mrexcell:
Never knew mou spent a whole 9 yrs in Chelsea.
No.

Chelsea, Inter, Madrid
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:17pm On Jun 02, 2024
hensben:
Bale and modric changed Real Madrid to ucl dominance not cr7. He came 2009 and for four years they won nothing until bale and Modric came 2013 but his fan we want us to believe he carried Real Madrid just as they are saying he carried Portugal when it was Nani and Eder that did the job. Overrated bumps that stat pad against lower teams be it club or country.
I know you are dumb.

But answer this question, what did Bale and Modric win before coming to Madrid?

2. Which player won the silver ball, and Portugal best player at Euro 2016?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:14pm On Jun 02, 2024
main24:
They can't serve two masters at a time.
So people that fan Pessi and Ronaldo, should not be allowed to support their favourite clubs??

Hope you know some people fan Pessi, Pep, Ronaldo, Mourinho etc, with the same love as their clubs??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:57pm On Jun 02, 2024
Englishisamust:
Baba real Madrid don sign aam. Document have been signed. Go check fabrizio page
That's Mbappe, not Bruno
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:22pm On Jun 02, 2024
Jokerman:
🚨🚨🌖| BREAKING: Bayern Munich are in talks with Bruno Fernandes’ agent Miguel Pinho. Barcelona have also expressed strong interest in Fernandes.

Fernandes will now start preparing for the Euros with Portugal, while his agent could finalize his move away from #mufc. [@ojogo]
God please let it be fake news o...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:22pm On Jun 02, 2024
🚨🚨🌖| BREAKING: Bayern Munich are in talks with Bruno Fernandes’ agent Miguel Pinho. Barcelona have also expressed strong interest in Fernandes.

Fernandes will now start preparing for the Euros with Portugal, while his agent could finalize his move away from #mufc. [@ojogo]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:18pm On Jun 02, 2024
Kai... Mbappe to Madrid angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:51pm On Jun 02, 2024
Jamiuokolla:
Whats the update on our Europa League status for next season?

I understand INEOS can only choose either Man UTD or Nice as representatives
Nothing concrete yet
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:50pm On Jun 02, 2024
main24:
Fanboys claiming to be Man U fans are the real impostors. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
They are not fanning other club legends, only legends of their club... What's wrong with that??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 12:09pm On Jun 02, 2024
camri:
Dry dry dry dry. We are not happy. The whole of Europe is not happy. The world is not happy
It's not Madrid's fault... Many teams fell off
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 12:08pm On Jun 02, 2024
🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Real Madrid will play in SEVEN competitions next season:

1. Champions League
2. Club World Cup
3. Intercontinental Cup
4. UEFA Super Cup
5. LaLiga
6. Copa del Rey
7. Spanish Super Cup
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:07pm On Jun 02, 2024
Jokerman:
🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Real Madrid will play in SEVEN competitions next season:

1. Champions League
2. Club World Cup
3. Intercontinental Cup
4. UEFA Super Cup
5. LaLiga
6. Copa del Rey
7. Spanish Super Cup
This is what Man utd is supposed to be... May God take us back to the to
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:07pm On Jun 02, 2024
🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Real Madrid will play in SEVEN competitions next season:

1. Champions League
2. Club World Cup
3. Intercontinental Cup
4. UEFA Super Cup
5. LaLiga
6. Copa del Rey
7. Spanish Super Cup
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:03pm On Jun 02, 2024
patrickmuf:
Baba I just weak. One win and suddenly there's no other coach out there that's better than EBL...

A club as big as United should be able to price any coach that's not on the books of Real Madrid, Bayern, City, Liverpool, Barcelona and Chelsea. So, I don't get what they mean when they say what coach is available as if it is a crime to get a coach from another club.
Many impostors are calling themselves Man UTD fans... One of such is those trolling or against club legends, and another is being happy UTD is finishing top 4 rather than contesting for titles
PoliticsRe: Cultism, Drug Abuse Major Security Threats – Lagos CP by Jokerman(m): 11:12am On Jun 02, 2024
Religious houses have much work to do
SportsRe: UCL: Ancelotti Becomes Most Successful Manager Ahead Of Guardiola, Mourinho by Jokerman(m): 11:01am On Jun 02, 2024
omonla10:
I'll still rate pep above anyone else.. Ancelotti failed at lower clubs though.
Was Pep successful at smaller clubs?
Christianity EtcRe: Will There Literally Be A Burning Fire In Hell? by Jokerman(m): 10:26am On Jun 02, 2024
Quintessence44:
So as you are now, a grown man with a dck, you actually believe the Creator of the Universe has a burning furnace that he will throw billions of people into to burn in screaming agony for TRILLIONS OF YEARS INTO INFINITY, because of the “sin” they committed in a brief 70 year human existence, of not “accepting” his ‘son’ as their “personal lord and saviour”.

You actually believe that shiit?

Would YOU do that to your Creation if you had godly powers?

I mean, damn….

Tell me something..

What type of enjoyment can you possibly be having in heaven that will make your conscience ignore the billions of people screaming in agony in the ‘lower floors’ of hellfire?

Are you a sadist?
God does not change and His word does not pass away, and He never lies.

God hates iniquities. When Man disobeyed God, he became like the devil, the father of sin.

Hence, when a person dies on earth without God, he/she goes to be with Satan in his realm (hell/Hades), and Satan and his demons torment these souls after deceiving tjem on earth.

The real punishment of God is the lake of fire where Satan, hell, demons, ungodly people, death will be cast into eternally.

However, the loving God provided an escape for man, so that man can be holy and be with him.

The escape route is the Lord Jesus Christ.
Christianity EtcRe: No Pastor Should Earn Less Than 100k/month! GOs Should Allow Them Breathe! by Jokerman(m): 8:00am On Jun 02, 2024
What stops these pastors from complaining to their GOs?
SportsRe: Real Madrid Defeat Dortmund 2 - 0, Clinch 15th Title by Jokerman(m): 7:57am On Jun 02, 2024
Kukutente23:
I can spot some lies here
Point them out
PoliticsRe: 24 Hours To Strike: Labour Talks Tough, FG Begs by Jokerman(m): 7:56am On Jun 02, 2024
Kwinity:
It is my pleasure to announce to the general public that there's no N500 suya in my area anymore. Thank u!
Lol... Unbelievable...

Surulere or Island?
SportsRe: Which Of These Coaches Had The Greatest Legacy? by Jokerman(op): 7:53am On Jun 02, 2024
themanderon:
Was he in Chelsea for nine years?
No.

Chelsea, Inter, Madrid
Christianity EtcRe: Will There Literally Be A Burning Fire In Hell? by Jokerman(m): 7:29am On Jun 02, 2024
No one should doubt the authenticity of hell
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:14am On Jun 02, 2024
PatientofYabale:
Like say u dey win any tangible thing last 6 years. Ten hag just revive ur sinking team. Unaa no go thank him. Abii u won dey play beautiful football and be trophy less every season like arsenal. God commot waiting dey do arsenal and give it to man u, since they don't want to appreciate what u give them. Chemically, Ten hag is the best coach in the england right now.



Hala Madrid!!! cool cool. Don't compare your dead team to real Madrid, u still have a long way to go. Just stick with ten hag so that you can meet Madrid in champions League final next 2 season so that you will helping us in collecting our 17th champions league
😙
PoliticsRe: 24 Hours To Strike: Labour Talks Tough, FG Begs by Jokerman(m): 7:08am On Jun 02, 2024
Why is Govt so wicked??

Take this minimum wage to 100K now, and see whether labour won't bulge..

But no, you want to impoverish people much more, so that you can manipulate them during elections as usual.
PoliticsRe: FG Rejects ₦‎494,000 Wage Demand, Warns Of ₦‎9.5 Trillion Economic Burden by Jokerman(m): 7:02am On Jun 02, 2024
seunmsg:
Do you have a business? Can you pay your least worker N494k? How many private schools, hospitals, restaurants etc can pay a minimum wage of N494k?

Abia state is a Labour Party state. It is one of the state that is yet to fully implement the N30k minimum wage since 2019. How will Abia state pay a minimum wage of N494k? Make it make sense.


Labour’s demand is unreasonable and unrealistic. It’s time for them to stop playing politics and make a sensible proposal. Anything above N100k is unrealistic.
Then let govt raise it to 100K, why benchmark at 60k?
SportsRe: Real Madrid Defeat Dortmund 2 - 0, Clinch 15th Title by Jokerman(m): 6:55am On Jun 02, 2024
Kingsasian:
After them go say na C.Ronaldo be Mr Champions league. grin grin
This is why he's Mr Champions League.

SportsRe: Real Madrid Defeat Dortmund 2 - 0, Clinch 15th Title by Jokerman(m): 6:53am On Jun 02, 2024
Vinicius at 23 has more UCL trophies and final goals than Neymar 🤯

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