Foreign Affairs › Re: Ebrahim Raisi, Iran’s president, dies in helicopter crash aged 63 by Jokerman(m): 4:06pm On May 19, 2024 |
Don't leave this world without Jesus Christ |
Christianity Etc › Re: Sins Are like Credit Cards. Enjoy Now, Pay Later! (Pic) by Jokerman(m): 4:04pm On May 19, 2024 |
StillDtruth: I think you people who do this are exactly the same a s him and you will both end up in the fire. God forbid I end in Hell. I'm on the Lord Jesus Side.. and I believe he will qualify me to be in his kingdom. You are welcomed to join me on Jesus side |
Christianity Etc › Re: Sins Are like Credit Cards. Enjoy Now, Pay Later! (Pic) by Jokerman(m): 4:03pm On May 19, 2024 |
Franking: I won't shackle myself with such cock and bull. We can't all make heaven. Rather be in hell. Goodbye and enjoy your heaven. Hell is not for you. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:32pm On May 19, 2024 |
TrebleChamp: Assnal is winning the EPL today on goal difference... Amen. Can't bear for city to win it again |
Christianity Etc › Re: Sins Are like Credit Cards. Enjoy Now, Pay Later! (Pic) by Jokerman(m): 2:50pm On May 19, 2024 |
Franking: Lol! Never. I don't know him and will never waste my time on ur Jesus or anything else for that matter. He's the only way. God's wrath is on every sinner especially when such leaves this world and puts on the immortal body... You need Jesus to escape. It's not a joke |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Didn’t God Know What Adam And Eve Will Do by Jokerman(m): 1:06pm On May 19, 2024 |
Truuth: Explain how Christ is the son of God. What does it mean to be a "son"
Everybody agrees that Christ was born, born of who.. is God an hermaphrodite ?? Angels are called sons of God too... Did God marry to give birth to them? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Didn’t God Know What Adam And Eve Will Do by Jokerman(m): 12:33pm On May 19, 2024 |
Truuth: they are the true story bro, the books of Adam and Enock were left out of the bible on purpose.
Only Adam would have told us the complete story but they took it out.
Jesus even went to the school if Thoth in Egypt to learn from Thoth. Thoth one of the sons of Enki.
Explain how Christ is the son of God? Because Enli mated with a female Goddess to give birth to Christ. God has a wife. John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 1:2 The same was in the beginning with God. 1:3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Didn’t God Know What Adam And Eve Will Do by Jokerman(m): 11:55am On May 19, 2024 |
Truuth: it wasn't the devil that told them to eat the fruit. Two Gods visited earth in time past, as well as some female gods. They created the earth and the heavens together. They were Enki and Enli. "Let's us make man" that's Enki, and he formed man from clay while Enli breathed into man to give him life.
Enlil wanted man to only worship him, and not wanting man to have knowledge but Enki being the God of wisdom wanted the opposite. So Enki spoke through the serpent told eve to eat the fruit, so they could be knowledgeable.
Enlil drove man out of the garden henceforth. Man before were like animals without self awareness.
There were two Gods, that was why there were two trees there. B'cause Enki and Enli co-created man.
Enli is also known as yahweh today.. Enki is not the devil but God's other brother. Lol... Don't be deceived with satanic Sumerian myths... Open your eyes |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Didn’t God Know What Adam And Eve Will Do by Jokerman(m): 11:50am On May 19, 2024 |
Michael547: Probably? Meaning that you are not even sure, right?
For God to hope means that he did not know the decision they would take. Is that correct? God knows everything. However sometimes we humans can sway his decisions or judgement... That's the level of creation we are. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Sins Are like Credit Cards. Enjoy Now, Pay Later! (Pic) by Jokerman(m): 11:47am On May 19, 2024 |
superCleanworks: After over 20,000 years and the flooding of the earth? How convenient.
If God wanted us to be without sin, he would have done it since the creation of man in the garden of eden instead of putting a tree which he/she already knew that humans would eat from. All that will be done on the new earth being prepared for people who believe in Jesus Christ |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Didn’t God Know What Adam And Eve Will Do by Jokerman(m): 11:46am On May 19, 2024 |
Michael547: The question is, did God know the choice Adam and Eve would make beforehand? Probably... But he hoped they'd obey him instead of listening to the devil |
Christianity Etc › Re: Sins Are like Credit Cards. Enjoy Now, Pay Later! (Pic) by Jokerman(m): 11:44am On May 19, 2024 |
Franking: Everyone will pay whether you sin or not. Jesus has done that already. No need to pay again.. just come to him |
Christianity Etc › Re: Sins Are like Credit Cards. Enjoy Now, Pay Later! (Pic) by Jokerman(m): 11:41am On May 19, 2024 |
superCleanworks: Abeg shut up
If God wanted the whole world to be without a drop a sin, he/she would have made it so from the start.
Going by all the standards, rules and laws in the bible; even yourself is going to hell. Nobody will escape it especially when you are in a 3rd world country like Nigeria and faced with hunger and plenty people to feed 365 days a year.
War around the world. Have you ever wondered how those people feed and what they do to survive each day? Go there and tell them they are sinning. Jesus is here to qualify people to make it |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Didn’t God Know What Adam And Eve Will Do by Jokerman(m): 11:40am On May 19, 2024 |
Why didn't the good Satan advice them to eat the fruit if life instead of fruit of knowledge, if Satan so loves man? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Didn’t God Know What Adam And Eve Will Do by Jokerman(m): 11:38am On May 19, 2024 |
God did not make man to be a zombie.
That's the beauty of creation.
He gave a choice |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Does Satan And The Fallen Angels Hate Humanity So Much? by Jokerman(op): 11:36am On May 19, 2024 |
kingxsamz: Lol, according to the bible story, the one who hates humans and possess every character you described is the bible god. I don't know what the character Satan did for you to conclude he's the villain here. Can you explain or tell us why you think the Bible God is, and not Satan? |
Christianity Etc › Re: I Struggled With Pornography – Pastor Isaac Oyedepo by Jokerman(m): 10:07am On May 19, 2024 |
taiwiki: But pornhub is owned by a rabbi. One of your darling chosen people whom no one must talk bad about Those Rabbi are going to be destroyed along with their false religion soon |
Christianity Etc › Re: I Struggled With Pornography – Pastor Isaac Oyedepo by Jokerman(m): 10:05am On May 19, 2024 |
Hotice085: Which focus? Do you think all these indecent dressed modern women can compete with Jezebel? When was Kama sutra written? In this world what do you think is as old as sex All the old pastors have been knacking women since time immemorial and Pastors and Rev fathers have been the one enjoying the most especially when social media was still in darkness As in .. even Jezebel was given a queendom in hell.. She's the mother of all harlots... So none can compete with her... Or even Naamah, one of the first women to mate with angels |
Christianity Etc › Re: I Struggled With Pornography – Pastor Isaac Oyedepo by Jokerman(m): 10:01am On May 19, 2024 |
Wisdomclass1: It seems am the only man in this world that doesn't struggle with Porn, doesn't watch football neither do i bet. I don't drink alchohol, and i don't fuk ashawo, only gf nd home gals.
It not home bringing, i just don't fancy dem per my nature. Lol... Fornication is what?? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Please, How Was Jesus Able To Ascend To Heaven? by Jokerman(m): 9:53am On May 19, 2024 |
Iamanoited: BLESSED ARE THOSE WATCHING HIM ASCEND. THE RIGHTEOUS SHALL SEE HIM DESCEND IN HIS NAME SAKE. All eyes shall see him when he comes back |
Christianity Etc › Re: Please, How Was Jesus Able To Ascend To Heaven? by Jokerman(m): 9:53am On May 19, 2024 |
Reflect7: What a foolish response.
You can literally use this line to deflect any question regarding your idiotic beliefs. Don't allow the devil deceive you. You cannot be wiser than your creator |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Does Satan And The Fallen Angels Hate Humanity So Much? by Jokerman(op): 9:03am On May 19, 2024 |
fuckingAyaya: They hate anything that glorifies the name of the lord. Hmmm... Probably why they tell lies to humans that they have power and they are gods, only for humans to die and discover that satan has no power only to torment them in hell, and themselves be tormented in the lake of fire at the end |
Christianity Etc › Re: Sins Are like Credit Cards. Enjoy Now, Pay Later! (Pic) by Jokerman(m): 9:00am On May 19, 2024 |
oluwaseyi0: The question is what is sin vs crime
There is no such thing as sin
You are either a criminal or not All unrighteousness is sin |
Christianity Etc › Re: Sins Are like Credit Cards. Enjoy Now, Pay Later! (Pic) by Jokerman(m): 9:00am On May 19, 2024 |
The worse thing that can happen to man is not to finish paying up for the sins by washing yourselves in the cleansing blood of the lamb, and the man does without Jesus Christ.
O my God!! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:02am On May 19, 2024 |
Spy360: F*cling mediocres
Jodera, Blueraydick, Mostob They supposed to have fired this clown of a coach |
Christianity Etc › Why Does Satan And The Fallen Angels Hate Humanity So Much? by Jokerman(op): 7:57am On May 19, 2024 |
We already know that man's greatest enemy is Satan and his evil fallen angels and spirits.
Now my question is why do they hate Humanity so much? From the Bible, it wasn't Man that caused them to fall from heaven after they rebelled against God?
Why not leave humans alone and go and continue fighting God?? Because right now Satan keeps deceiving man by giving him fake powers, fake riches, fake glory, fake pride, fake beauty etc... all just to send humanity to the lake of fire as their end game where humanity is not supposed to be.
So Why do this evil spirits hate Man.. what does the bible say?? |
Properties › Re: Lagos Law Mandates Approval Before Any Building Must Be Renovated by Jokerman(m): 7:42am On May 19, 2024 |
Nolevel666: Fools like you will now run to usa where these things are mandatory and yet claim usa is more beautiful and lawful unlike Nigeria
Obey law you no go gree If na so them dey do for usa, you go dey run go there? Oga, some laws are unrealistic. If one is talking of structural renovation then permit is needed.. infact before I could complete my 2 stories, I needed permit for it... But fixing of tiles in rooms, plastering, windows etc?? C'mon |
Politics › Re: Minimum Wage: We Won’t Shift Ground On ₦615,000 Demand, Says Labour by Jokerman(m): 7:40am On May 19, 2024 |
100k minimum wage is ok for now... |
Politics › Re: Minimum Wage: We Won’t Shift Ground On ₦615,000 Demand, Says Labour by Jokerman(m): 7:35am On May 19, 2024 |
helinues: Gosh, why do we have unserious Labour union in Nigeria nitori olorun.
You guys are disgusting with this unrealistic proposal 100,000 or 120,000 is reasonable for minimum wage... Their proposal is really unrealistic |
Properties › Re: Lagos Law Mandates Approval Before Any Building Must Be Renovated by Jokerman(m): 7:30am On May 19, 2024 |
Akwamkpuruamu: So if I wan replace tiles from my bathroom, I go need approval...
Maybe agberos go follow me enter my bathroom to see say I wan change tiles. If my water pipe is broken I also need approval to fix it
Werey... You dey mind the clowns... Rogues in government |
Celebrities › Re: Fr Mbaka And Bishop Onaga Laid Junior Pope To Rest by Jokerman(m): 10:26pm On May 18, 2024 |
Heaven - Rest in Peace.
Hell- I'm sorry.
However, our hope is that is soul is resting in peace... It's a sorry loss... It's unimaginable what happen.
Requiescat en pacé! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:21pm On May 18, 2024 |
🚨🔴Due to the failure to qualify for Champions League, Man United players will receive a reduction in salary by 25%
This is what their wages will look like:
1. Casemiro: £350k → £262,500 2. Varane: £340k → £255,000 ❌️ 3. Rashford: £300k → £225,000 4. Martial: £250k → £187,500 ❌️ 5. Mount: £250k → £187,500 6. Fernandes: £240k → £180,000 7 Antony: £200k → £150,000 8. Sancho: £200k → £150,000 9. Maguire: £190k → £142,500 10. Shaw: £150k → £112,500 11. Eriksen: £150k → £112,500
Harsh but necessary step for the club to balance their financial situation moving forward. #MUFC |