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EducationRe: Chukwuemeka Okonkwo: 8-Year-Old Anambra Pupil Beaten To Coma By Teacher Dies by Jokerman(m): 7:45am On May 24, 2024
Joy2dworldxyz:
My brother one job I can't do no matter how hard things turn is teaching job for a private school. I wonder how a grown-up man is surviving with the peanuts they are paid.

I rather do a labour work for 3k per day than that o.....
You are right bro.

Imagine waking up everyday angry going to work for 16/20k per month; person for use that frustration flog person pikin... So to avoid regrets, just stay away..

Better to ride Keke napep
PoliticsRe: FG Disembarks On Lagos-calabar Highway Realignment Due To Submarine Cables by Jokerman(m): 6:10am On May 24, 2024
So didn't they do feasibility studies before engaging on the white elephant project??

Or are they trying to pave a way to Eko Atlantic owned by someone?
SportsRe: Real Madrid Tops Forbes’ World’s Most Valuable Football Teams List by Jokerman(m): 5:29am On May 24, 2024
Where's Inter Miami,my idolo club?
PoliticsRe: Lyrics Of Old National Anthem, 'Nigeria We Hail Thee' by Jokerman(m): 8:12pm On May 23, 2024
First give us dividends of democracy before all these flowery werds
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:40pm On May 22, 2024
JUST IN:

Three candidates to replace Erik ten Hag at Manchester United:

-Kieran McKenna
-Roberto De Zerbi
-Mauricio Pochettino

#MUFC [@DiMarzio]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:38pm On May 22, 2024
Jokerman:
🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: At the end of the season, #mufc will say goodbye to Erik ten Hag. It is certain, they will be saying goodbye to him.

[@DiMarzio via @_GIFN]
Good riddance 😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:38pm On May 22, 2024
🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: At the end of the season, #mufc will say goodbye to Erik ten Hag. It is certain, they will be saying goodbye to him.

[@DiMarzio via @_GIFN]
RomanceRe: What's The Fastest Way To Calm A Man Down When He's Angry by Jokerman(m): 5:30pm On May 22, 2024
Money o... Money calms down nerves grin
PoliticsRe: Minimum Wage: FG, Labour Meeting Adjourned As Workers Rejects ₦‎54,000 Offer by Jokerman(m): 8:10am On May 22, 2024
If Govt benchmark up to 100k at least, people will find it reasonable.

You can subsidize less reproductive ventures like Hajj, but can't pay workers well
CrimeRe: Chinese Expatriate ‘Kills’ Nigerian Who Rejected Love Advances by Jokerman(m): 8:08am On May 22, 2024
Sometimes some women think they have sense in their little fishy heads... Now see where it led the victim too.

The Chinese man will be jailed for murder. You don't kill people as you are not theyr creator, no matter how hurt or pained you may be...
CelebritiesRe: Ex-Model, Crystal McKinney, Accuses Diddy Of Sexually Assaulting Her In 2003 by Jokerman(m): 7:37am On May 22, 2024
Lol... The wolves be coming out... grin

Well the Devil has no good gift anyways, he gives and makes it more sorrowful all through... And finally destroys the soul in hell...

But God is About to save Diddy's soul by making him pass through this deserved punishment now
Christianity EtcRe: Who Will Be In Charge Of Punishing Sinners In Hell? by Jokerman(m): 7:32am On May 22, 2024
Kobojunkie:
When did Jesus Christ do what you claim? shocked shocked shocked shocked

2. Where Jesus Christ abi who talk this one abeg? shocked shocked shocked shocked

3. More tortured ke? Where did you obtain this claim from? Hope not a book of dreams/visions? shocked shocked shocked
I'm using the Bible, the word of God to answer you.

1. 1 Peter 3:18 For Christ also hath once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to God, being put to death in the flesh, but quickened by the Spirit:
3:19 By which also he went and preached unto the spirits in prison;


2. Matthew 25:41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

3. Revelation 20:10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.


John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
3:17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
Christianity EtcRe: Who Will Be In Charge Of Punishing Sinners In Hell? by Jokerman(m): 5:08am On May 22, 2024
TruthHurts100:
Hell fire and lake of fire. I still don't understand it. By your analogy, why did Jesus go to hell? And none of you has quoted any scripture to back these up.
Jesus went to help to preach and remohe many people from hell.

Hell (the abyss of fire) is the abode of Devil and the fallen angels. Any person who rejects the power of salvation Jesus Christ offers is heading there to be with his master Satan.

Lake of Fire is worse than hell, because Satan, his angels, etc, will be more tortured
RomanceRe: What I Did When I Was Feeling Bored Today by Jokerman(m): 11:00pm On May 21, 2024
Of Cos, the devil as usual will soon perverse this innovation, and will talking to humans through it directly soon....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:06pm On May 21, 2024
If dem no sack this Haramist, then I know I believe Ronaldo again and again...
SportsRe: Mauricio Pochettino And Chelsea Part Ways With Immediate Effect. by Jokerman(m): 7:45pm On May 21, 2024
Then there's an unserious club still dancing and fidgeting with Erik Bin Laden
CelebritiesRe: Jnr Pope Stabbed Me In The Back - Yul Edochie by Jokerman(m): 5:44pm On May 21, 2024
Because he supported your wife May over you?
CrimeRe: Rylo Huncho Mistakenly Shoots Himself Dead While Filming Social Media Video by Jokerman(m): 5:04pm On May 21, 2024
Foolish boys
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:33pm On May 21, 2024
🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL: Portugal squad for Euro 2024.

🧤 Diogo Costa, Sá, Patrício.

🛡️ António Silva, Danilo Pereira, Dalot, Inácio, Cancelo, Nélson Semedo, Nuno Mendes, Pepe, Rúben Dias.

🧠 Bruno Fernandes, João Neves, Palhinha, Otávio, Rúben Neves, Vitinha.

⚽️ Bernardo Silva, Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐, Diogo Jota, Conceição, Gonçalo Ramos, João Félix, Pedro Neto, Leão.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:57pm On May 21, 2024
Jokerman:
🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: Marcus Rashford has NOT been included in England's Euro 2024 provisional squad. [@David_Ornstein]
TenHaram you do this one. You regressed Rashford Omo Oro.

You and Pessi fan boys told us it was Ronaldo that was holding him, but during his play with Ronaldo or even with Ole and Mou, he never missed the national team.

TenHaram 🥺😵‍💫
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:55pm On May 21, 2024
🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: Marcus Rashford has NOT been included in England's Euro 2024 provisional squad. [@David_Ornstein]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:47pm On May 21, 2024
main24:
Let's wait for Ronaldo fanboys grin grin
He's a Pessi fan boy trying to bait us... But we won't yield
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:47pm On May 21, 2024
Ellexy:
YES

undecided undecided
Pessi fan...
PoliticsRe: Japa: Proprietor Collects WAEC, NECO Fees, Sells School, Flies Abroad by Jokerman(m): 5:17am On May 21, 2024
Can he run faster than his shadow??
CareerRe: Lady Who Assisted Father With Vulcanizing Job Receives 500k Cash Gift (photos) by Jokerman(m): 5:06am On May 21, 2024
pannyman:
This vulcanizing job must be the most stagnant vocation in existence. Ever since I came to know it the technology has not moved forward. It's still the same technology, same petrol pump used to pump tyres.
They use eba or fufu now... So there micro improvement
Christianity EtcRe: Why Didn’t God Know What Adam And Eve Will Do by Jokerman(m): 4:55am On May 21, 2024
Truuth:
Just saw this, why didn't Enli allow man to eat of the tree of life after they ate the fruit of knowledge.

Is it a crime to have knowledge.??
No, but he was a deceiver.

He deceived man to gain knowledge but lose his power, position, authority and soul forever...

But thanks to Jesus who has restored it.
SportsRe: Guardiola Is The First Ever Manager To Win Four EPL In A Row by Jokerman(m): 4:53am On May 21, 2024
Numerouno94:
Then it's safe to say that EPL is a farmers league.
Yes, and Pep has put the nail on the coffin too... 😎..

Pep is the new master...
SportsRe: Guardiola Is The First Ever Manager To Win Four EPL In A Row by Jokerman(m): 5:23pm On May 20, 2024
AImiron:
your football knowledge don dey shrink o, abi you no think before you type ni... Pep is the only coach in history of football to win 2 trebles, that's said I can understand 2 UCL better than Pep cos na Manure united we use carry two useless club and fan base, even Chelsea finished ahead of una, una don finish. You go suffer in the FA Cup finals as usual.
Erik haggard go surprise una
Foreign AffairsRe: Earthquake Hits Iran After President’s Fatal Helicopter Crash by Jokerman(m): 2:31pm On May 20, 2024
God of Israel is the God of heaven and Earth.

All other gods are powerless gods deceiving humanity to the lake of fire.
PoliticsRe: I'm Tired Of Life. See The Garri I Bought For N1000 by Jokerman(m): 2:29pm On May 20, 2024
Why are you people always disturbing us here sef?
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran’s Cabinet Holds Emergency Session After President Raisi’s Death by Jokerman(m): 2:24pm On May 20, 2024
Righteousness2:
What a world!! Raisi has joined the virgins.

More than I worry about Israel,
I worry about the Gullible people and Nations who are rising up against ISRAEL.

They have no idea who they are messing around with.
HIS Name is: The GOD of ISRAEL.

ISRAEL will go through its Troubles as prophecised in the Holy Scriptures but will SURVIVE.
Its ENEMIES will NOT ….



Virgins or hell??

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