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osmosisi: No need to talk too much, she is a daughter of a stinking man in the person of her father. Her dirty farther use his dirty d....k to impregnate her mother and she is the product of that union.

Easy man!

lymelyte: And yet,you girls suck our BALLZ.. who is now dirtier?

Iaz93: Lol.

Upside down!

Nah! I no talk dat 1 o

Iaz93: Lol.

Upside down!

Nah! I no talk am

simdam500: these ladies and #teamtellgrandma

arrgh... Jokky u self believe in grandma magic

Yes o. Na grandma magic sure pass 4 me *winkz*

kokoA: The OP is impotent..

I remember our Mr. Macho competition at NYSC camp in Kano some years back.. One of the contestants brought two hawt girls to help him UnCloth and reveal his "machoness" to our expectant eyes.. Lol. E be like the girls come take the work personal, add extra jara by rubbing his body (you can't blame both parties, 3 weeks without sex no be small thing).. Lo and behold na so d contestant prick come tanda gidigba for stage with all the lights on him.. Lwkmd.. All the corpers especially girls started shouting "you don win, you don win".. I really felt for the guy sha. Imagine dat kind embarrassment.

LWKMD o...

Iaz93: How you dey take reason sef?

lol... Lyk correct babe na *winkz*

Donalð Genes: Seem like it has happen to you many times? it can never happen to me sha,

Ehn ehn? 4 ur mind shey? U really tink so?

kliq: Her Father too

Haba! Takit easy na

Uhm...nyc idea! I tink telling grandma will do d magic 4 me.

usmanktg2: WHICH IS YOUR OWN BAD KITCHEN HABIT HAHAHA
6-Use your bare hands to dama(smooth paste)fura,semovita,akamu
(pap)etc
7-Eat directly from the pot
8-Use your wrapper to clean sweat from your face
9-Using your wrapper to clean plate,
10-Using your mouth to off the cooking fire......

6. Dunno abt dat o.I use ma turning stick 4 d Semo en spoon 4 Akamu
7. Uhm... I do dat once in a while en even ryt dere in d kitchen
8. U dey vex me wit diz wrapper of a tin...lolz. Ar u asking village women questns? (dis shuldnt be in d list 2)
9. E be lyk say na village u dey live. Hw on earth culd sm1 clean plate wit wrapper! (out of list 2)
10. I do dat while on stove buh cooking gas... Nah!

usmanktg2: WHICH IS YOUR OWN BAD KITCHEN HABIT HAHAHA
1-Open maggi cube with your teeth
2-Hold pot or remove pot from fire with your wrapper
3-Kakabe(dust) your hand in the food when putting salt or maggi
4-Using your hand to see if your rice or beans is cooked
5-Take the big cooking spoon,to take a little soup and place in your
hand then tasting it for salt??hahaha

1. Some myt be doin dat buh I dnt
2. Wen napkin is dere. Am I a village woman? (dis shuldnt be part of d list sef)
3. Tah! I do squeez d maggi while stil in its wrapper,so I pour d maggi while stil in d wrapper,ma hand doesnt gt 2 touch it + spoon dey inside salt container 2 use
4. Wat else do u wanna use 2 check if its done if nt hand. Abi na leg?...Lol
5. Shey make I cum put d stew 4 plate b4 I taste am ni? Datz hw its being done 4rm genesis. Even caterers,datz hw dey do

How culd I take an oath wit a guy? Taaah! Tufiakwa!
Wen dem no dey finger ma brain

Ppl do gt confused whch takes "rr" in Embarrassment en Harassment...

Harrassment (wrong) Harassment (right)

Embarassment(wrong), Embarrassment(right)

meamanda: Trust is the key my friend. My partner even uses my Facebook account and doesn't feel irritated when I use his...The question is if you are together for some days, weeks and months...and then move on to someone else...Such questions are bound to cross your mind.

My partner and I are together for the past 12 years...we started dating when we both were 10..Getting married this Feb

lucky you

queen_labisi: :oits only people dat arnt straightforward that will get worried over giving dere partner a spare key, what is love when dere is no trust, if u cnt trust him/her enough to do that den dats no love, u guys are just deceiving each other niyen

YOU AR RYT JAWE

uboma: if u are comfortable with her, then y not? As for me, i wudnt give any lady i'm dating the spare keys to my house till she becomes my wife legally

uboma: if u are comfortable with her, then y not? As for me, i wudnt give any lady i'm dating the spare keys to my house till she becomes my wife legally

[quote author=uboma]if u are comfortable with her, then y not? As for me, i wudnt give any lady i'm dating the spare keys to my house till she becomes my wife legally

ar u hiding anytin 4rm her?

[b][/b]*my sister is a vry gud cooker*
*y did u match me?*
*i will tell my daddy 4 u*
*did u hear my ringtone?*

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