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FamilyTeaser For The Day. by Jomrichy1(op): 7:37pm On Dec 19, 2015
If you started dating a girl from sec skul...u both graduated nd ur parents couldn't sponsor u again nd dat gurl due 2 d love she has 4 u,she used her own skul fees to sponsor without her parents idea. When u got to second year..her parents knew nd they arrested u nd her father disowned her...she started a minor busines nd was doing well....after 4 months whch u spent in prison..she came nd pleaded and u 4gve her 4 wah her parents did to u. Then from the little she saved 4rm dat busines she helpd u nd u startd skul again....nw u ave graduated nd ur lukin 4 a job...she also got one for u 4rm her father's friend...when u went for interview u passed nd started work. You are now a big nd rich guy and also loyal and faithful to your boss which made him like u xo much that sum co-workers envied it. Your boss is now old...doctors said he has 2 months to live cuz of the sickness he has....he has no male child buh only a daughter Now ur boss wants u to marry his daughter and inherit his empire. What will you do??
RomanceTen Commandments For Women. by Jomrichy1(op): 11:33am On Dec 17, 2015
TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR WOMEN. 1. Don't be in a hurry to move out of your parents’ house. 2. Don't wait for a man before you start living. You can live a fulfilled life as a single woman. 3. Stay away from alcohol. It has killed others and you are not special. 4. Don't entertain a wrong number call, especially in the midst of the night. It’s not the right way to find a lover. 5. Develop a healthy eating habit. Always take breakfast and avoid sweets. 6. Dress well: Impression count. People will judge you by the way you dress even before they talk to you. 7. Don't use sex as proof of love. Sex is no proof of love, he'll leave you after the sex. 8. Don't marry for the money, else you'll become one of his possessions. 9. Add value to yourself - get a career. Don't be fooled that a man will solve all your problems. 10. Beauty is not everything. If beauty is all you have, you'll lose your place to someone beautiful, better more matured and competent than you. Above all, Remember this, Charm is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that fears the LORD, she shall be praised.[Prvb 31:30.As you age, so should be your growth, in the fear of the Lord. The same applies to men too. Abi no be sohuh?
Jokes EtcFunny Conversation Between A Guy And His Parole. by Jomrichy1(op): 8:21pm On Dec 15, 2015
I met a girl on friday @ motor park, after a little conversation with her, I wanted to leave and desire to collect her phone number. After she give me the number, I said to her; Me: Sorry, I didn't catch your name. She: Ok am Dike Sandra Thelma Vera. Feel free to call me (DSTV) in short form and you ? Me: (I no fit carry last) well am Godwin Obinna Tochukwu Victor, you can call me (GOTV) # lol... If its you wat wil your fake name be huh Felicia Ukamaka Eloka Linda but my friends call me (FUEL) Oya let d names begin !!!
Jokes EtcJoke For The Hour!(pls Read).. by Jomrichy1(op): 6:40pm On Dec 15, 2015
Akpos an elderly man boarded a bus in lagos with a pretty girl sitting close to him. A young man wanted to light a cigarette in the bus. Akpos: What is wrong with you young man, why would you light a cigarette in this bus? Do you want to kill this pretty girl here?. YOUNG MAN: Sorry sir.. .[he put off the light]. After a long time in the traffic without movement, the pretty girl stretched her hands in the air and a serious odour came out from her armpit. Immediately, akpos the elderly man said to young man. Akpos: Light the ciga! YOUNG MAN: Sir? Akpos: Are u deaf? I say light the ciga!!! YOUNG MAN: Ok sir. [He lit d cigarette] Akpos: Blow it to my nose, bloooow it!!! YOUNG MAN: Yes sir. Akpos: It is better to die this way than to die that way!
Jokes EtcIssue For The Day. by Jomrichy1(op): 1:54pm On Dec 15, 2015
Let kip this fun buddie.

Dating And Meet-up ZoneHook-up Topic For The Day(pls Read). by Jomrichy1(op): 12:08pm On Dec 14, 2015
How do you woe your Boyfriend/Girlfriend when He/she sees you hugging your second Parol on d street..huh??

M gona stat wit mine,..

TINK FEW DAES AGO,MA GF SAW ME ROCKING A GAL M NEWLY
TOASTING,.SHE JST AV 2 B MAD WIT ME,AL I GAT 2 DO IS 2 TEL HER D GAL IS MA COUSIN,ND SHE GOT FAKED OUT.......

ADD URS 2 MAKE IT FUN.
RomanceRe: Ladies Beware! 4 Lies Men Tell To Get Se*x From Women! [18+ Only] by Jomrichy1(op): 12:00pm On Dec 14, 2015
adajiboyy:
bruv I don do bf and gf tire.kids do uncle jomrichy,jom is my bf bt richy is my toaster.if I fill d urge to Bleep,I call one of my 7 girls that a giv zobo,take her to one mama dat sells amala and ogufe,(ogufe is goat meat) when we eat we go home,that's me ooo.I don't fake it.lolll
BAD GUY.
RomanceRe: Ladies Beware! 4 Lies Men Tell To Get Se*x From Women! [18+ Only] by Jomrichy1(op): 11:53am On Dec 14, 2015
adajiboyy:
na d good girls need all that scope na bruv.d bad once no wen d red is on,its a call to duty.and I don't hav a GF now bruv.til tryin to pik d best inside close to 7 girls I lie to dat I love dem.I go pik one soon.lik in 3 years wen am set to b a father and a husband.
lol,until u'r ready 2 b a fada,
u cnt start frm bf nd gf.
RomanceRe: Ladies Beware! 4 Lies Men Tell To Get Se*x From Women! [18+ Only] by Jomrichy1(op): 11:39am On Dec 14, 2015
adajiboyy:
useless girls na dem sweet to F na.d useful one na mother mary and mother theresa.don't touch me,is it goin to b painful,iyamaa I don't do BJ,hmmm u dick is big am scared,tis na good girls.bt bad girls guy no time.tou wen time to marry come we go fine d one wey in in between good and bad.it can't b good.
LOL,
U WANA TEL ME U CN HANDLE UR GF ANYHW,(IF TRULY SHE'S 2 B A RESPONSIBLE TYPE..)..


U DNT KNW SME GALS NID SCOPE B4 THEY CN GVE UP 4 DAT.
RomanceRe: Ladies Beware! 4 Lies Men Tell To Get Se*x From Women! [18+ Only] by Jomrichy1(op): 11:28am On Dec 14, 2015
adajiboyy:
lol.bruv if I dey wit woman,no need for long tin,u wana F yes or no.which woman I go dey do long story.women like men wit confident.no time for long tins jare
Guy admit u cn only handle a useles gal dat way..nd nt d sincere type.
RomanceRe: Ladies Beware! 4 Lies Men Tell To Get Se*x From Women! [18+ Only] by Jomrichy1(op): 11:13am On Dec 14, 2015
adajiboyy:
Am sorry this is dry.any woman wey one F go fucking F.
Huuhu.
U wana tel me ur ri*ta is into dix act..8-)8-).
RomanceLadies Beware! 4 Lies Men Tell To Get Se*x From Women! [18+ Only] by Jomrichy1(op): 10:52am On Dec 14, 2015
When a man’s organ is hungry, there is just about no lie he can’t tell. In fact, a man who really wants to have s*x with the object of his affection can lie that he is God if he thinks that will get him laid. Ladies have received earfuls of lies that will make you shrink mouth ajar. Here are 3 of them: 1. “I’m already erect. I’ll suffer pains.” : A desperate guy can use his erection as an excuse to get laid. Truly an erection left unrelieved can hurt, but not so hard that he NEEDS to have s*x – unless of course he has used performance enhancers already

2. “I love you.” : This is the big one that seems to work many times. Knowing that s*x for women is as emotional as it is physical, men lie that they are in love, thereby appealing to the woman’s soft side.

3. “I’m a virgin: ” Yeah, men are virgins too! More than a few guys have played that card. They will say they want the lady in question to help them get over the virginity. It just might be true though.

4. “You’re the only one I’m seeing.” This is another one that works many time. The guy tried to make the women believe that there is no one else, hence the need to be fully committed and let him have a bite of the honeycomb. lolsss….I hope i don’t get smarked by some guys up here who may think have just exposed their secretes to all the ladies…. its Saturday night lets have some fun…*winks* Unlike women who lie to protect the man’s ego, men lie mainly to appeal to the emotions of women. It is more like a shortcut to a woman’s heart as a means to get pity s*x.

Dating And Meet-up ZoneMessage For Single Guys. by Jomrichy1(op): 9:42am On Dec 14, 2015
1. It is not enough to say ‘I love you.’ You should be able to back up what you say with action. Any fool can say ‘I love you’ to a woman, but only a real man can back up those words with action.

2. A lady doesn’t need you to tell her you love her, she wants you to show her that you do. What you do is more important than what you say. Spending time with her, talking with her, listening to her, helping her, praying with her is more important than saying those words.

3. Dude, contrary to what they say in the junk magazines, television shows and novels, the mark of a real man is not the ability to have sex with a woman. Any fool can do that. When a woman feels emotionally secure with you, knowing that she’s got a great future with you, that makes you a real man.

4. Asking her to ‘prove’ she loves you by having sex with you is cowardly. Don’t manipulate her for sex. Don’t use her emotional weakness for you to take advantage of her.

5. Dude, are you ready to provide, protect and nurture her? If you can’t provide for her, what on earth are you doing with her? Just so we are clear, ‘nurturing’ does not include having sex with her.

6. Are you man enough to help her manifest her dream? It is easy to drop your pants, but can you devote years of your life, your money, your energy, your resources to making sure that her dream is fulfilled? Are you man enough to help her dream become a reality and not kill it?

7. Are you man enough not to be intimidated by her intelligence, beauty, success and riches? Are you man enough not to compete with her? If she intimidates you, maybe you guys don’t belong together. And don’t try to intimidate her to submit to you when she’s not married to you. If she cannot willingly agree with you on important decisions, don’t waste your time with her.

8. Let’s talk about money. She is NOT supposed to provide for you. That is your responsibility as a man. She’s not your ATM, neither is she your bank. If you need money, go and work for it. Get a job. If that is not enough, get another job. Don’t let her money be the reason why you are with her. If she wants to give you her money, let that be HER own decision, not yours.

9. Are you man enough to tell her the truth? Stop wasting her time with all your lies and crazy stories. If you are not ready to get married to her let her go! Why do you pretend to be what you are not? Why do you lead her on knowing that you will eventually break her heart? That is very wicked of you.

10. ‘I love you’ could be the most meaningless words on the planet if they do nothing to change the marital status of the lady you are with. She wants to get MARRIED to you and not just waste her life hanging out with you. Dude, man up! Take concrete steps towards marriage and prove that you are not a time wasting. LADIES IF YOU AGREED Comment TELL THEM
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: 40 WISDOM Tips For SINGLES On Marriage by Jomrichy1(op): 10:29pm On Dec 13, 2015
omotogoodo:
Many will copy this nuggets, without applauding your effort. That's not me.

May your well of inspiration never run dry.

Bravo!
Amen bros,.
Rily apreciate dat.
Dating And Meet-up Zone40 WISDOM Tips For SINGLES On Marriage by Jomrichy1(op): 8:05pm On Dec 11, 2015
1. Wedding is a day but marriage is a lifetime.

2. A stingy man who is single will still be stingy when married.

3. Silence can never be misquoted.

4. If you want what no one has had, do what no one has done.

5. When God wants to bless you, he puts a person in your life; when Satan wants to destroy you, he puts a person in your life.

6. It is better to be single and alone, than to be married to the wrong person.

7. Avoid a contentious woman.

8. Three Men to avoid: 1, A womanizer 2, A hot tempered man 3, A drunkard.

9. Marrying a comedian does not guarantee a happy marriage.

10. Never be yoked to anyone who refuses to be yoked to Christ.

11. Three words that echo peace in marriage: 1, I am sorry 2, Thank you 3, I love you.

12. Don’t waste your time meditating or dwelling on your singleness.

13. Co-habitation is a recipe for marital failure.

14. Deal with anti-marriage dreams.

15. Masturbation is destructive.

16. Marriage without friendship is like a sky without sun.

17. If you rush into marriage, you may end up with a person who will bury your destiny.

18. A successful marriage is always a triangle: A man, A woman and God.

19. Why you marry is as important as who you marry.

20. Much happiness in life depends on your marital choice.

21. A man needs divine wisdom from God in choosing who to marry.

22. Do not place your priority on good looks: no woman is ugly: she only needs ‘rebranding’.

23. Three Major characteristics to look for in a woman:1. Fear of God, 2.Wisdom 3. Discretion
(Beauty is vain). 24. The best way to enslave a woman is to show love to her excessively-as a rule, women do not run away from where they are pampered.

25. Love is not blind, infatuation and lust is blind.

26. Love puts God first, Lust puts sex first.

27. Test every love with your peace of mind, if peace of mind is absent, God is not in it.

28. If you are a true friend, you will attract true friends.

29. Caring hearts never lack caring hands.

30. Desperation leads to frustration.

31. Bad marriages can be avoided before they begin.

32. Keep yourself pure and your bed undefiled.

33. It is spiritual insanity to plan on converting someone so you can marry the person.

34. Wage war against the devil that fought your parents’ marriage.

35. Marriage is a covenant, always look before you leap.

36. It is better to be single and believing God to be married than to be married and believing God to be single.

37. A broken courtship is better than a failed marriage.

38. Do not marry money or property, marry a person.

39. Be presentable.

40. love and care for your wife and children, then goodness and mercy shall always follow you.
EducationAdmission Requirement For Lagos State University Newbies by Jomrichy1(op): 7:23pm On Dec 11, 2015
LAGOS STATE UNIVERSITY, OJO VERIFICATION OF INDIGENESHIP OF LAGOS STATE INDIGENES OFFERED PROVISIONAL ADMISSION FOR THE 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION This is to inform candidates who are of Lagos State Origin and who are eventually offered Provisional Admission for the 2015/2016 Academic Session that the Indigeneship Verification Exercise will hold as follows: Date of Interview: Time: Venue: Tuesday, 15th to Friday, 18th December, 2015 9:00 am to 4:00 pm daily MBA Classrooms Successful candidates of Lagos State Origin offered Provisional Admission from the Post-UME exercise are to pay, online, the sum of Five Thousand Naira (N5,000.00) only; and visit the url: http:// lasu.edu.ng/ formdownloads/ IIVC_form.pdf to download the Indigeneship Verification Data Form for completion and other necessary details. Please NOTE that ONLY candidates who are of Lagos State Origin and have been offered provisional admission are eligible for Indigeneship screening. Candidates in this category are expected to be CLEARED by the Independent Indigeneship Verification Committee (IIVC) BEFORE being screened and cleared by the officers assigned for the Central Screening Exercise. Except a candidate is screened and cleared, access to school fees payment portal and online course registration will NOT be granted. In addition, such candidate will not be matriculated. UNIVERSITY MANAGEMENT
Dating And Meet-up ZoneKey Ladies Of Nowadays Need To Live A Longer Affair With Their Guy. by Jomrichy1(op): 2:59pm On Dec 11, 2015
MEN MAYBE DIFFICULT BUT SIMPLE IF YOU UNDERSTAND THEM

(1). Men are like hunters, they love what they hunt for, don't go after a man, play hard to get but easy to be with. Men hate cheap things.

(2) Men love space,don't chock him, if you give a man too much he will get chocked and throw u up, don't show him u are so much interested and u can give anything (time, money, sex etc), men don't need too much of ur love but they need much of ur respect and humility.

(3) Men loves privacy and can abandon you if U invade in their privacy, don't monitor him he is not your son, don't stop him from associating with friends both male and female and don't always try to know everything he does.

(4) Men hate spies, don't spy on him by always asking his friends, family or colleagues after him, don't check his phone, messages, Facebook or contacts to know whatever he does.

(5) Men hate talkative and desperation, don't broadcast your relationship to the world if he has not ask you to or propose allow him to, don't bring up the M word(money, marriage) to a man.

(6) Men loves leading, allow him to exercise his authority, don't tell him what to do, don't force to change him but compliment him.

(7) Men loves active listeners, always allow him to talk even if it boring and listen to him, allow him to win your arguments, its in them they like winning.

(cool Men loves truth, honesty and sincerity, always let your yes be your yes and no be your no. Remember you don't keep a man with your love or money but you keep a man with your VIRTUE. If think am not right make research ask your brothers, friends and fathers all men want the same thing if you want to keep them. Wish you luck in your relationship and marriages.
Jokes EtcJoke For The Day. by Jomrichy1(op): 8:18am On Dec 11, 2015
Indomie n Pepsi will be using Style to insult Nigerians .....1st it was Indomie hungry Man size. & now pepsi Long throat bottle. . Very soon we Wil b seeing Gala " ole size" chin chin "olojukokoro pack" Egg roll "awuff size" Lacasera " thief bottle" Biscuit. "olonje iya size" Bobo juice "overbele full pikin" Fanmilk agbero size... #Lolzzz...God Pass All This Companies.
Jokes EtcMorals For The Day. by Jomrichy1(op): 10:52pm On Dec 10, 2015
A girl was very proud of her Boyfriend, she always tell her friends how good her boyfriend is.. Onthe day of her Birthday, she invited all her friends including her Boyfriend who happened to be the special guest of honour.. Everybody brought their gifts to the girl and was waiting for ther arrival of the girl's boyfriend who promised to bring a very nice gift.. As everybody was waiting, behold the boy was coming with a gift which was inside a poly bag.. The girl was very happy at the arrival of his boyfriend and was ready to see the gift that he brought her.. Do you know what happened? The boy opened the poly bag infront of all the guests and brougjt out a loaf of bread and said to the girl "Take this bread, that's what I brought you as your Bday gift".. The girl got angry immidiately and was highly disappointed at her boyfriend.. She grabbed the bread and threw it away with anger.. The boyfriend also got disappointed and he rushed and pick up the bread, he opened the bread infront of his girlfriend... Behold! There was a car key and engagement ring inside the bread.. When the girl noticed.. She began to beg, but then it was too late for her.. MORAL: always learn to appreciate things, whether big or small PRAYER: i pray that your mistake will never take away your favour before the end of this year.. God must surely suprise you with a miracle... Press Like, SHARE and type Amen..
IslamMuslim Tips For Blessing. by Jomrichy1(op): 6:23pm On Dec 10, 2015
ﺳْـــــــــــــ ـــﻢِ ﺍﻟﻠَّﻪِ ﺍﻟﺮَّﺣْﻤَﻦِ ﺍﻟﺮَّﺣِﻴْﻢِ :��If u want to be healthy: use fasting ��if u want light(noor) on the face: use Tahajjud ��if u want relaxation: use Quran recitation ��if u want happiness: observe ur prayers at the right time ��if u want Relief: always make Istighfaar ��if u want disappearance of troubles: always make Dua'a ��if u want disappearance of hardship: recite "La hawla Wa Laa Quwwata illaa biLlaah" ��if u want blessings: make Salaat on the Prophet (S.A.W.) ��if u want rewards without getting tired: share this to �������� .others
RomanceKeywords For Girls. by Jomrichy1(op): 8:56pm On Dec 09, 2015
Ladies learn to respect your man. It is veryimportant. Men love respect. If you fail to give them respect then be prepared for them to leave you for someone who is more respectful. Do not argue every time with him! Do not complain about every little thing, it is irritating! Do not shout and nag every time. They will not take you serious if you do these things always. Try and be respectful. Learn how to discuss with a man. A man loves a woman who can sit down, listen to him and give her opinion. A woman who can sit and discuss peacefully and intelligently with a man is a potential wife! If you cant talk with a man without screaming or nagging then you need to pray hard for God to help you! Also, try and be romantic at times. Give him a hug without him asking, perk him, ask him how he is doing, spoon feed him. Care about him, show him love! For God sake stop complaining and show him that you love him! Or else don’t blame him when he starts flirting with other girls!
Jokes EtcSmart Teaser For The Day. by Jomrichy1(op): 7:35pm On Dec 08, 2015
After taking her for an expensive dinner & giving her money for a cab, you both met again inside a rusty keke napep.

Biko who is deceiving who??
IslamMoral Etiques For Muslims by Jomrichy1(op): 3:50pm On Dec 08, 2015
��The man who built the Titanic
was asked, How safe would the
Titanic be? With an Ironic Tone
he said: "NOT EVEN GOD CAN SINK
IT" & we all know what
happened to the Titanic..


��Tancredo Neves President of
Brazil. During a campaign, he
said he got 500,000 votes for
his party, Not even God would
remove him from Presidency.
Sure he got the votes, but he got
sick & died a day before being
made President..


��Cazuza Brazilian singer & poet.
During a show, while smoking
his cigarette, he puffed out
some smoke into the air & said:
"God that's for u". He died at the
age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a
horrible manner..


��Allah SWT says in the holy
Qur'an "Do not walk proudly on
the earth: your feet cannot
cleave the earth nor are you as
tall as the mountains". Surah Isra
(17:37)


��Put aside your pride, Set down
your arrogance, And remember
your grave. - Saying of Ali ibn
Abu Talib (radi Allahu anhu)


��Please take part in this &
forward it to all Muslims and let
everyone take part in the Dua.


��Ya Allah don't take my soul
away until you are happy with
me:


��Ya Allah give me a death of a
shaheed.


��Ya Allah grant me death while
I'm in sujuud.


��Ya Allah let the last words of
my life be the Shahadah.


��Ya Allah If I die in my sleep let
My heart beat the Zikr of Allah.


�� Oh Allah, the guider of the lost
soul forgive the entire Muslim
Ummah!


��Ya Allah Forgive my Parents,
my Family, my Muslim Friends.
Ameen

Peace and blessings of Allah swt
be upon you all ) Allahu Akbarr
CelebritiesVacancy Vacancy Vacancy. by Jomrichy1(op): 5:58pm On Dec 06, 2015
VACANCY!!!.

An Independent, experience and a well trained Guitarist who reside within Iyana-iba --Ikotun is needed to make a set of boys active and good as he/she is..

Regard to this E-mail if you are interested ::Jomrichy1@gmail.com.

Thanks.
CelebritiesKanye West And Kim Kardashian's Son Has Been Born! by Jomrichy1(op): 6:48pm On Dec 05, 2015
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's second child has been safely welcomed to the world. Kim made the announcement on her website this morning, writing “Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West welcomed the arrival of their son this morning. Mother and son are doing well." As far as names go, we still have no information, but Kim has joked that South is not an option. Still, we expect it to be something memorable, and will likely be announced soon. Congratulations to Kim and Kanye! Any ideas on what they should name the kid?

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: 15 Signs That Shows You Are Dating A Retired Pr0stitute (runs Girl) by Jomrichy1(op): 7:05pm On Dec 04, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
you mean you dnt knw how to space your work?
Babe.
Jst try 2 get d point,

At least d non-paragraphed work is stil Numbered.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: 15 Signs That Shows You Are Dating A Retired Pr0stitute (runs Girl) by Jomrichy1(op): 6:58pm On Dec 04, 2015
BrianRoss:
but dating a runz girl is nt bad na, God fit use u change her life, u dn win soul for God b dat o. wink


but na poverty d cus all dis one sha.
Tru talk bro.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: 15 Signs That Shows You Are Dating A Retired Pr0stitute (runs Girl) by Jomrichy1(op): 11:52am On Dec 04, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
Op are you quarreling with paragraphing?
babe i jst dnt knw hw 2 go abt dat.
Dating And Meet-up Zone15 Signs That Shows You Are Dating A Retired Pr0stitute (runs Girl) by Jomrichy1(op): 11:42am On Dec 04, 2015
There is still the danger of being conned by your beautiful girlfriend who could be a covert pr0stitute or have a history of indulging in it. There are certain signs that must be kept in mind to identify such women , because such women aren’t really the type you’d be looking for, especially when it comes to seeking loyalty within a relationship. Her loyalties are basically reserved for the highest bidder; and if you fail to bid consistently, you’ll lose her in the end. Even women who haven’t pr0stituted themselves can exhibit these traits below. Technically they may not be pr0stitutes, but they still have a pr0stitute’s mind set. Essentially, they pr0stitute themselves to their boyfriends or lovers for a period of time, as long as these men can afford them. This has led to the coinage of the term ‘retired pr0stitution’ to such relationships where men are essentially indirectly paying for s*x. So here are some signs you must observe:- 1. She’s obsessed about money and excessively materialistic: The classic pr0stitute mind set: she talks money, thinks money, eats money, sleeps money. This woman can easily be seduced with offers of money, and sometimes even asks for it. She never refuses offers of cash gifts. Money will open her legs and give her gina tingles faster than any other thing. 2. She makes it a routine to request for something (maybe monetary) before giving you s*x: This type of girls are so cunning in their dealing, when they first starts a date with a potential costumer, they will give you frequent great s*x(they are very good in bed) without requesting anything in return at least for a week or less. When she has succeeded in blowing off your mind in bed ( that period you starts behaving like a small pikin) ,then gradually she reduce the fun ( to make you beg for it) to a reluctant transactional chore she performs for you only when you have done something for her first (usually something of monetary value). s*x now becomes a reward in the relationship. 3. She frequently uses the word Ashawo, slut and w***e to describe her friends or women she doesn’t like: If you have been to a brothel and observe where prostitutes quarrel or fight, one word you always hear them call themselves is “Ashawo” . This is because what they does in their life relives in their mind. She’s simply projecting onto others what she has done and been called before by others. 4 . She openly tells you she doesn’t trust her friends around you , but still doesn’t want to leave them: Birds of same feathers flies together. She gets upset and paranoid(ask a lot of questions) anytime you tell her you met one of her girlfriends. She is only trying to protect her money making machine from her fellow tigers (they are all in same business). To her friends she will be like “go get your own maga Dam”. 5. She boasts and prides herself of her sexual skills and how men are attracted to her and also she is openly jealous of beautiful women: She knew that the only thing she is good at is s*x, and she will always brag about it , like how all her ex are still calling and begging her because of it. She says all this to upgrade her low self esteem and to make you feel jealous of losing her while she milks you dry. If you are observant enough you will also notice her envy against younger and more beautiful women whom she tries to demean. 6. She tends to be usually ‘busy’ within the week without explaining what ‘busy’ is: ‘Busy’ is the code word for booked or reserved, a term commonly used by prostitutes. A normal girl will rather tell you directly what she’s doing to postpone plans, instead of using the ambiguous, business-like ‘busy’ , when we all know she doesn’t work or go to school during the weekend. 7. She is known by multiple names among people. [/b]Her guy friends call her with different names, or she asks you to address her by a name which is not her real name. Also: she has multiple cell numbers. If your “Chizzy” is called as “Rossy” by some other guy and called as Jessy by another, it means that those names are her work alias. Runs girls doesn’t want to be known by their real name to protect their identity. Multiple cell numbers are obvious: one is for personal or casual use, the other one is for official or ‘work’ (pr0stitution) use. 8. You happen to find stuff like wigs of several colours, length and styles in her wardrobe: Who carries or keeps stuff like that? Only experienced professionals. Wigs are to camouflage her identity when in club house or other places she normally hangout to catch potential clients. 9. You observe she has some tiny (razor-like) markings close to her va*ina: Professional runs girl ( just like professional armed robbers) often seek spiritual protections and prosperity in their work. This diabolical protection is mostly done by cutting a slight fresh close to the vagina, through which concoctions are insert. Some of this works like a charm in a man once you get in, you can’t leave until you are milked dry, while some maybe for protection from ritualist , occultist e.t.c 10. She has a poor or average income, but she manages to afford a comparatively affluent lifestyle without family support: Who pays for it? Is she surviving on a financial loan? 11. She constantly reminds you of the things that she’s done for you: Especially of the s3x she provided for you. What else can she do for you except provide her ‘special’ orifices for you on demand? For her you should be grateful for the skilled services she provided for you, since she has done a better job than what her competitors would her given you. 12. She berates and criticizes girls who date men below them in social and economic status: You hear them say things like ‘why on earth will a fine girl like that be dating that small ratchet boy’. Ask her what’s her business, her business is that it’s a waste of resources to see a poor guy digging that money making pot for free, when their are big men out there ready to pay for it. 13. She rates men on their income, social status and influence (disregarding character): If she idolizes rich and ‘successful’ men of questionable character, it shows where her priorities lie. A little attention from such men is enough for her to pull down her panties for them. 14. In public even when she is with you, she still keep staring at other men: Just as some guys (even when with their babes) still stares at other women butt (especially when it’s bigger than their babes), that’s same way a covert prostitute even when with her so called boyfriend stares at other guy she think are richer. The only different is that the she stares the potential maga straight into his eyes, and hoping the dude catches the gaze (signal) 15. She despises poverty, and more so of men who have low paying jobs: She easily get annoyed and abusive while dealing with poor men ( taxi driver, barrow pusher, e.t.c ). Her hatred of poverty reminds her of her own desperate circumstances at one time. Even though women are hypergamous by nature, most women don’t despise poor men as long as he is working to earn something. Prostitutes however see no ‘customer’ potential in such men.

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