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WHICH PRIMARY SCHOOL DID YOU
ATTEND?
HOW MANY OF THESE MEMORIES
CAN U
REMEMBER?
First look at the exercise book,
did you use
it?
You must be able to recite/sing
at least 10 of
the under listed BY HEART:
1.
Some have food but cannot eat,
some can eat but have no food.
We have food and we can eat.
Glory be to thee o Lord. Amen.
2.
The day is bright is bright and
fair
oh happy day, the day of joy
The day is bright is bright and
fair
oh happy day, the day of joy
mama jollof rice!
3.
Oh my home o my home
when shall I see my home
wen shall I see my native land
I will never forget my home!
4.
Holiday is coming [2x]
no more warning bells
no more teachers cane.
goodbye teachers, goodbye
scholars
I’m going 2 spend
a jolly holiday [2x]
5.
h-i-p- for d hip
p-o-p-o for d hipopo
and t-a-m-u-s for the
hippopotamus
hippopotamus!
6.
Parents listen to your children
we are the leaders of tomorrow
try and pay our school fees
and give us good education
7.
I am a little sailor boy that comes
from the
sea
that comes from the sea just to
marry you
Oh will u marry marry marry
will you marry me?
8.
8 o’clock is d time for school,
don't be late
in d morning.
8 o’clock is for boys and girls,
come to
school in za mornin.
9.
Morning has broken, like the 1st
morning,
blackbirds have spoken, like
the1st word
Praise for the singing. Praise for
the
morning, Praise for the evening,
Fresh from
the world.
10.
Now the day is over, night is
drawing nigh,
shadows of the evening, still
acrossthe skies
Glory to the father, Glory to the
son, And to
thee blessed spirit, Whilst all ages
run,
Amen!
11.
Rain rain go away
come again another day
Little children want to play
12.
Tisha jowo, mo fe jegba temi
nami lowo, mashe nami nidi,
tidimi babe,
mape baba mi wa, baba mi, a ba
e ja.
13.
All things bright and beautiful, all
creature
great and small
all things bright and wonderful,
the lord god made them all.
He gave us eyes to see them
And lips that we might tell
He gave us “something” colors
And made the mighty se E E E
14.
Bojuboju o oh! Oloro m’bo! e
para mo o oh!
Se kin se, Shee!! she she she she
Shee!!
E pere Mi Heey! Eni toloro ba mu ,
a paaa je
(A paa jee!!)
15.
Jack and Jill went up to a hill,
To fetch a pail of water
jack fell down and broke his Leg,
And jill came tum b ling after
(wonder what
they really went to do up that hill)
16.
My mother, who sat and watched
my infant
head
when sleeping on my cradle bed,
and tears
affectionately shed,
My Mother
When pain and sickness makes
me cry, you
gaze upon my heavy eye and
pray to God
that I shouldn’t die,
My Mother,
17.
Row Row Row your Boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Life is but a dream.
18.
Old Rodger is dead and gone to
his grave,
hmm!!, haa!!, gone to his grave
He planted an apple tree over his
head,
hmm!!, haa!!, over his head
The apple grew ripe and ready to
drop,
hmm!!, haa!!, ready to drop
There came an old woman to
pick them all
up, hmm!!, haa!!, pick them all up
Old Rodger got up and gave her
a knock,
hmm!!, haa!!, gave her a knock
(can't remember the rest)
19.
Papa mama school no dey,
Wetin happen?
Our teacher dey smoke gari for
school
Which kind gari?
Ijebu gary
, cele wata,
calabar groundnut
ondo sugar
20.
RIVERS IN AFRICA ARE
RIVERS IN AFRICA ARE
NILE , NIGER,
BENUE , CONGO
ORANGE , LIMPONPO
ZABENZI
21.
Wherever you go (go go go n go)
Wherever you see (sisi eko)
Do not say yes, when you mean
to say no
(Baba Ibadan)
22.
Sanda lily, sanda lily3x
Sanda lily, sanda li
(Which is the way many of us
were taught)
23.
I am a teacher (lawyer, doctor
etc) in my
country
Every body knows me well
If you look me up and down you
will see
that its true!
HOW MANY CAN YOU REMEMBER?

1.Kissing your man is not a
problem. The problem
is how you do it. Stop making
Sounds like a car
Crash.
2, Screaming during Sex is
romantic and its not a
problem. The problem is
Shouting words like ; "
JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARY"
You are having Sex, Not a Church
Service. And besides i dont knw if
you are reminding God to Punish
you Later.
3, Wearing short skimpy skirts is
nt a
problem, in fact its very Sexy. The
problem is wearing your Mini
and looking all nice but when
you see Guyz,you try to Pull it
down now forcing it to be long.
Dont you see that you are
deceiving yourself?
4, Loving your man is nt a
problem. The problem is
Changing your Surname on
Facebook and putting
his surname before your name
where as he has not even
Introduced you to his mother.
Just Chill, I would hate to read
your Post Later saying " MEN ARE
WICKED AND CHEATS"
5, Saying all Men are the Same is
not my
problem but Who asked you to
try them ALL?
6, Bleaching your skin is not a
problem oooo...The
problem is having White Face,
Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips,
Black Legs. Adɛn? Are you a
rainbow?[s]1.Kissing your man is not a
problem. The problem
is how you do it. Stop making
Sounds like a car
Crash.
2, Screaming during Sex is
romantic and its not a
problem. The problem is
Shouting words like ; "
JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARY"
You are having Sex, Not a Church
Service. And besides i dont knw if
you are reminding God to Punish
you Later.
3, Wearing short skimpy skirts is
nt a
problem, in fact its very Sexy. The
problem is wearing your Mini
and looking all nice but when
you see Guyz,you try to Pull it
down now forcing it to be long.
Dont you see that you are
deceiving yourself?
4, Loving your man is nt a
problem. The problem is
Changing your Surname on
Facebook and putting
his surname before your name
where as he has not even
Introduced you to his mother.
Just Chill, I would hate to read
your Post Later saying " MEN ARE
WICKED AND CHEATS"
5, Saying all Men are the Same is
not my
problem but Who asked you to
try them ALL?
6, Bleaching your skin is not a
problem oooo...The
problem is having White Face,
Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips,
Black Legs. Adɛn? Are you a
rainbow?[/s]1.Kissing your man is not a
problem. The problem
is how you do it. Stop making
Sounds like a car
Crash.
2, Screaming during Sex is
romantic and its not a
problem. The problem is
Shouting words like ; "
JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARY"
You are having Sex, Not a Church
Service. And besides i dont knw if
you are reminding God to Punish
you Later.
3, Wearing short skimpy skirts is
nt a
problem, in fact its very Sexy. The
problem is wearing your Mini
and looking all nice but when
you see Guyz,you try to Pull it
down now forcing it to be long.
Dont you see that you are
deceiving yourself?
4, Loving your man is nt a
problem. The problem is
Changing your Surname on
Facebook and putting
his surname before your name
where as he has not even
Introduced you to his mother.
Just Chill, I would hate to read
your Post Later saying " MEN ARE
WICKED AND CHEATS"
5, Saying all Men are the Same is
not my
problem but Who asked you to
try them ALL?
6, Bleaching your skin is not a
problem oooo...The
problem is having White Face,
Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips,
Black Legs. Adɛn? Are you a
rainbow?

1.Kissing your man is not a
 problem. The problem
 is how you do it. Stop making
 Sounds like a car
 Crash.
 2, Screaming during Sex is
 romantic and its not a
 problem. The problem is
 Shouting words like ; "
 JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARY"
 You are having Sex, Not a Church
 Service. And besides i dont knw if
 you are reminding God to Punish
 you Later.
 3, Wearing short skimpy skirts is
 nt a
 problem, in fact its very Sexy. The
 problem is wearing your Mini
 and looking all nice but when
 you see Guyz,you try to Pull it
 down now forcing it to be long.
 Dont you see that you are
 deceiving yourself?
 4, Loving your man is nt a
 problem. The problem is
 Changing your Surname on
 Facebook and putting
 his surname before your name
 where as he has not even
 Introduced you to his mother.
 Just Chill, I would hate to read
 your Post Later saying " MEN ARE
 WICKED AND CHEATS"
 5, Saying all Men are the Same is
 not my
 problem but Who asked you to
 try them ALL?
 6, Bleaching your skin is not a
 problem oooo...The
 problem is having White Face,
 Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips,
 Black Legs. Adɛn? Are you a
 rainbow?[s]1.Kissing your man is not a
 problem. The problem
 is how you do it. Stop making
 Sounds like a car
 Crash.
 2, Screaming during Sex is
 romantic and its not a
 problem. The problem is
 Shouting words like ; "
 JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARY"
 You are having Sex, Not a Church
 Service. And besides i dont knw if
 you are reminding God to Punish
 you Later.
 3, Wearing short skimpy skirts is
 nt a
 problem, in fact its very Sexy. The
 problem is wearing your Mini
 and looking all nice but when
 you see Guyz,you try to Pull it
 down now forcing it to be long.
 Dont you see that you are
 deceiving yourself?
 4, Loving your man is nt a
 problem. The problem is
 Changing your Surname on
 Facebook and putting
 his surname before your name
 where as he has not even
 Introduced you to his mother.
 Just Chill, I would hate to read
 your Post Later saying " MEN ARE
 WICKED AND CHEATS"
 5, Saying all Men are the Same is
 not my
 problem but Who asked you to
 try them ALL?
 6, Bleaching your skin is not a
 problem oooo...The
 problem is having White Face,
 Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips,
 Black Legs. Adɛn? Are you a
 rainbow?[/s]1.Kissing your man is not a
 problem. The problem
 is how you do it. Stop making
 Sounds like a car
 Crash.
 2, Screaming during Sex is
 romantic and its not a
 problem. The problem is
 Shouting words like ; "
 JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARY"
 You are having Sex, Not a Church
 Service. And besides i dont knw if
 you are reminding God to Punish
 you Later.
 3, Wearing short skimpy skirts is
 nt a
 problem, in fact its very Sexy. The
 problem is wearing your Mini
 and looking all nice but when
 you see Guyz,you try to Pull it
 down now forcing it to be long.
 Dont you see that you are
 deceiving yourself?
 4, Loving your man is nt a
 problem. The problem is
 Changing your Surname on
 Facebook and putting
 his surname before your name
 where as he has not even
 Introduced you to his mother.
 Just Chill, I would hate to read
 your Post Later saying " MEN ARE
 WICKED AND CHEATS"
 5, Saying all Men are the Same is
 not my
 problem but Who asked you to
 try them ALL?
 6, Bleaching your skin is not a
 problem oooo...The
 problem is having White Face,
 Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips,
 Black Legs. Adɛn? Are you a
 rainbow?

1.Kissing your man is not a
problem. The problem
is how you do it. Stop making
Sounds like a car
Crash.
2, Screaming during Sex is
romantic and its not a
problem. The problem is
Shouting words like ; "
JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARY"
You are having Sex, Not a Church
Service. And besides i dont knw if
you are reminding God to Punish
you Later.
3, Wearing short skimpy skirts is
nt a
problem, in fact its very Sexy. The
problem is wearing your Mini
and looking all nice but when
you see Guyz,you try to Pull it
down now forcing it to be long.
Dont you see that you are
deceiving yourself?
4, Loving your man is nt a
problem. The problem is
Changing your Surname on
Facebook and putting
his surname before your name
where as he has not even
Introduced you to his mother.
Just Chill, I would hate to read
your Post Later saying " MEN ARE
WICKED AND CHEATS"
5, Saying all Men are the Same is
not my
problem but Who asked you to
try them ALL?
6, Bleaching your skin is not a
problem oooo...The
problem is having White Face,
Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips,
Black Legs. Adɛn? Are you a
rainbow?[s]1.Kissing your man is not a
problem. The problem
is how you do it. Stop making
Sounds like a car
Crash.
2, Screaming during Sex is
romantic and its not a
problem. The problem is
Shouting words like ; "
JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARY"
You are having Sex, Not a Church
Service. And besides i dont knw if
you are reminding God to Punish
you Later.
3, Wearing short skimpy skirts is
nt a
problem, in fact its very Sexy. The
problem is wearing your Mini
and looking all nice but when
you see Guyz,you try to Pull it
down now forcing it to be long.
Dont you see that you are
deceiving yourself?
4, Loving your man is nt a
problem. The problem is
Changing your Surname on
Facebook and putting
his surname before your name
where as he has not even
Introduced you to his mother.
Just Chill, I would hate to read
your Post Later saying " MEN ARE
WICKED AND CHEATS"
5, Saying all Men are the Same is
not my
problem but Who asked you to
try them ALL?
6, Bleaching your skin is not a
problem oooo...The
problem is having White Face,
Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips,
Black Legs. Adɛn? Are you a
rainbow?[/s]1.Kissing your man is not a
problem. The problem
is how you do it. Stop making
Sounds like a car
Crash.
2, Screaming during Sex is
romantic and its not a
problem. The problem is
Shouting words like ; "
JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARY"
You are having Sex, Not a Church
Service. And besides i dont knw if
you are reminding God to Punish
you Later.
3, Wearing short skimpy skirts is
nt a
problem, in fact its very Sexy. The
problem is wearing your Mini
and looking all nice but when
you see Guyz,you try to Pull it
down now forcing it to be long.
Dont you see that you are
deceiving yourself?
4, Loving your man is nt a
problem. The problem is
Changing your Surname on
Facebook and putting
his surname before your name
where as he has not even
Introduced you to his mother.
Just Chill, I would hate to read
your Post Later saying " MEN ARE
WICKED AND CHEATS"
5, Saying all Men are the Same is
not my
problem but Who asked you to
try them ALL?
6, Bleaching your skin is not a
problem oooo...The
problem is having White Face,
Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips,
Black Legs. Adɛn? Are you a
rainbow?

Lol,
Minin,dat wat his herbalist ask im 2 do,to top-up his wealth.. Chai. LWKMD,
gal,u don turn God of Iron meat o.....

Bt dis is stil Imposible.... U jst gave a Fable,.4 a comment i tink. ;DLol,
Minin,dat wat his herbalist ask im 2 do,to top-up his wealth.. Chai. LWKMD,
gal,u don turn God of Iron meat o.....

Bt dis is stil Imposible.... U jst gave a Fable,.4 a comment i tink.

femifemo123:
you are a modafuka!

Bleep ur Fada,. Na by force 2 reply?.

This BVN is so annoying I have 3million in my first bank, 2.8m in my GTB and FCMB I have just 560,000 but I Cannot withdraw because of this BVN of a thing. Pls can you send me GLO 200 recharge Card?

1. Ugly girls are getting married every Saturday, the pretty ones will be buying ASO EBI, looking glamorous in the wedding pictures, who are you waiting for, Dangote's son? 2. Shout out to all the girls who feel they need to wash noodles before cooking it. I respect your Hygiene. 3. I bet Messages from mobile operators in 2019 will say “DEAR CUSTOMER, GET YOUR WIFE PREGNANT TODAY WITHOUT STRUGGLE, SMS 'CHILD' TO 131” 4. You are 20 years old and dating a 52year old man and you call him your baby, is he your baby or ancestor? Somehow, your matter dey Shiloh. 5. One good thing about been ugly. At least you would be least considered for rituals. Dem no dey use JUJU do JUJU na! 6. You dey snap Facebook pictures for another person Hummer; don't worry Honey, when thieves go find you come, dem go nack you Hammer. 7. At the age of 40, you still dey your Mama House dey drag Head of fish with your siblings....Cha i! The witch wey dey your village carry your picture dey fan herself, 8. You be housemaid and you dey sing "I'M THE BOSS" BY RICK ROSS Mehn you get case for Cele church 9. Bossy girls be like '' before I think of dating him, he must TOAST me for at least 6month. Dont worry, 25yrs from now.. You will be in Shiloh for miracle marriages. 10. You are a first class graduate at 40years without any job and you dey follow Lil Wayne dey sing "I AIN'T GOT NO WORRIES". My Dear, even the devil is weeping for you. 11. Opportunity knocks but once, my brother sister, If you hear a 2nd knock, My Brother/My Sister, check well, na Jehovah witness. —Don't laugh Alone1. Ugly girls are getting married every Saturday, the pretty ones will be buying ASO EBI, looking glamorous in the wedding pictures, who are you waiting for, Dangote's son? 2. Shout out to all the girls who feel they need to wash noodles before cooking it. I respect your Hygiene. 3. I bet Messages from mobile operators in 2019 will say “DEAR CUSTOMER, GET YOUR WIFE PREGNANT TODAY WITHOUT STRUGGLE, SMS 'CHILD' TO 131” 4. You are 20 years old and dating a 52year old man and you call him your baby, is he your baby or ancestor? Somehow, your matter dey Shiloh. 5. One good thing about been ugly. At least you would be least considered for rituals. Dem no dey use JUJU do JUJU na! 6. You dey snap Facebook pictures for another person Hummer; don't worry Honey, when thieves go find you come, dem go nack you Hammer. 7. At the age of 40, you still dey your Mama House dey drag Head of fish with your siblings....Cha i! The witch wey dey your village carry your picture dey fan herself, 8. You be housemaid and you dey sing "I'M THE BOSS" BY RICK ROSS Mehn you get case for Cele church 9. Bossy girls be like '' before I think of dating him, he must TOAST me for at least 6month. Dont worry, 25yrs from now.. You will be in Shiloh for miracle marriages. 10. You are a first class graduate at 40years without any job and you dey follow Lil Wayne dey sing "I AIN'T GOT NO WORRIES". My Dear, even the devil is weeping for you. 11. Opportunity knocks but once, my brother sister, If you hear a 2nd knock, My Brother/My Sister, check well, na Jehovah witness. —Don't laugh Alone1. Ugly girls are getting married every Saturday, the pretty ones will be buying ASO EBI, looking glamorous in the wedding pictures, who are you waiting for, Dangote's son? 2. Shout out to all the girls who feel they need to wash noodles before cooking it. I respect your Hygiene. 3. I bet Messages from mobile operators in 2019 will say “DEAR CUSTOMER, GET YOUR WIFE PREGNANT TODAY WITHOUT STRUGGLE, SMS 'CHILD' TO 131” 4. You are 20 years old and dating a 52year old man and you call him your baby, is he your baby or ancestor? Somehow, your matter dey Shiloh. 5. One good thing about been ugly. At least you would be least considered for rituals. Dem no dey use JUJU do JUJU na! 6. You dey snap Facebook pictures for another person Hummer; don't worry Honey, when thieves go find you come, dem go nack you Hammer. 7. At the age of 40, you still dey your Mama House dey drag Head of fish with your siblings....Cha i! The witch wey dey your village carry your picture dey fan herself, 8. You be housemaid and you dey sing "I'M THE BOSS" BY RICK ROSS Mehn you get case for Cele church 9. Bossy girls be like '' before I think of dating him, he must TOAST me for at least 6month. Dont worry, 25yrs from now.. You will be in Shiloh for miracle marriages. 10. You are a first class graduate at 40years without any job and you dey follow Lil Wayne dey sing "I AIN'T GOT NO WORRIES". My Dear, even the devil is weeping for you. 11. Opportunity knocks but once, my brother sister, If you hear a 2nd knock, My Brother/My Sister, check well, na Jehovah witness. —Don't laugh Alone

# MATHEMATICIAN:
1. How do you write 4 in
between 5?
CHINESE: Is this a Joke?
JAPANESE: Impossible!
AMERICAN: The question is
wrong.
ITALIAN: Not found on the
Internet. NIGERIAN: = F(IV)E .
2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20.
CHINESE: Am I a magician?
AMERICAN: You must be day
dreaming.
JAPANESE: There's no common
sense in
this.
ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate.
NIGERIAN: Simple! Simply write
19 in
Roman Numerals and remove 1
to get 20.
That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. .
This is the reason you find
Nigerians everywhere in the
world in finance, business,
medicine, engineering etc -
anything to do with using your
brain.
Nigeria is always there. .
BRITISH: Can u Swim?
NIGERIAN: No
BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better
than u because It Swims.
NIGERIAN: What about you. Can u
Swim?
BRITISH: Yes!
NIGERIA: Then What's the
Difference
between you and a Dog…
BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN:
(Rocks!l0
.
press Like if yhu are Proud of
Naija.# MATHEMATICIAN:
1. How do you write 4 in
between 5?
CHINESE: Is this a Joke?
JAPANESE: Impossible!
AMERICAN: The question is
wrong.
ITALIAN: Not found on the
Internet. NIGERIAN: = F(IV)E .
2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20.
CHINESE: Am I a magician?
AMERICAN: You must be day
dreaming.
JAPANESE: There's no common
sense in
this.
ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate.
NIGERIAN: Simple! Simply write
19 in
Roman Numerals and remove 1
to get 20.
That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. .
This is the reason you find
Nigerians everywhere in the
world in finance, business,
medicine, engineering etc -
anything to do with using your
brain.
Nigeria is always there. .
BRITISH: Can u Swim?
NIGERIAN: No
BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better
than u because It Swims.
NIGERIAN: What about you. Can u
Swim?
BRITISH: Yes!
NIGERIA: Then What's the
Difference
between you and a Dog…
BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN:
(Rocks!l0
.
press Like if yhu are Proud of
Naija.# MATHEMATICIAN:
1. How do you write 4 in
between 5?
CHINESE: Is this a Joke?
JAPANESE: Impossible!
AMERICAN: The question is
wrong.
ITALIAN: Not found on the
Internet. NIGERIAN: = F(IV)E .
2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20.
CHINESE: Am I a magician?
AMERICAN: You must be day
dreaming.
JAPANESE: There's no common
sense in
this.
ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate.
NIGERIAN: Simple! Simply write
19 in
Roman Numerals and remove 1
to get 20.
That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. .
This is the reason you find
Nigerians everywhere in the
world in finance, business,
medicine, engineering etc -
anything to do with using your
brain.
Nigeria is always there. .
BRITISH: Can u Swim?
NIGERIAN: No
BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better
than u because It Swims.
NIGERIAN: What about you. Can u
Swim?
BRITISH: Yes!
NIGERIA: Then What's the
Difference
between you and a Dog…
BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN:
(Rocks!l0
.
press Like if yhu are Proud of
Naija.<sub># MATHEMATICIAN:
1. How do you write 4 in
between 5?
CHINESE: Is this a Joke?
JAPANESE: Impossible!
AMERICAN: The question is
wrong.
ITALIAN: Not found on the
Internet. NIGERIAN: = F(IV)E .
2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20.
CHINESE: Am I a magician?
AMERICAN: You must be day
dreaming.
JAPANESE: There's no common
sense in
this.
ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate.
NIGERIAN: Simple! Simply write
19 in
Roman Numerals and remove 1
to get 20.
That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. .
This is the reason you find
Nigerians everywhere in the
world in finance, business,
medicine, engineering etc -
anything to do with using your
brain.
Nigeria is always there. .
BRITISH: Can u Swim?
NIGERIAN: No
BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better
than u because It Swims.
NIGERIAN: What about you. Can u
Swim?
BRITISH: Yes!
NIGERIA: Then What's the
Difference
between you and a Dog…
BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN:
(Rocks!l0
.
press Like if yhu are Proud of
Naija.# MATHEMATICIAN:
1. How do you write 4 in
between 5?
CHINESE: Is this a Joke?
JAPANESE: Impossible!
AMERICAN: The question is
wrong.
ITALIAN: Not found on the
Internet. NIGERIAN: = F(IV)E .
2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20.
CHINESE: Am I a magician?
AMERICAN: You must be day
dreaming.
JAPANESE: There's no common
sense in
this.
ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate.
NIGERIAN: Simple! Simply write
19 in
Roman Numerals and remove 1
to get 20.
That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. .
This is the reason you find
Nigerians everywhere in the
world in finance, business,
medicine, engineering etc -
anything to do with using your
brain.
Nigeria is always there. .
BRITISH: Can u Swim?
NIGERIAN: No
BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better
than u because It Swims.
NIGERIAN: What about you. Can u
Swim?
BRITISH: Yes!
NIGERIA: Then What's the
Difference
between you and a Dog…
BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN:
(Rocks!l0
.
press Like if yhu are Proud of
Naija.# MATHEMATICIAN:
1. How do you write 4 in
between 5?
CHINESE: Is this a Joke?
JAPANESE: Impossible!
AMERICAN: The question is
wrong.
ITALIAN: Not found on the
Internet. NIGERIAN: = F(IV)E .
2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20.
CHINESE: Am I a magician?
AMERICAN: You must be day
dreaming.
JAPANESE: There's no common
sense in
this.
ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate.
NIGERIAN: Simple! Simply write
19 in
Roman Numerals and remove 1
to get 20.
That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. .
This is the reason you find
Nigerians everywhere in the
world in finance, business,
medicine, engineering etc -
anything to do with using your
brain.
Nigeria is always there. .
BRITISH: Can u Swim?
NIGERIAN: No
BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better
than u because It Swims.
NIGERIAN: What about you. Can u
Swim?
BRITISH: Yes!
NIGERIA: Then What's the
Difference
between you and a Dog…
BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN:
(Rocks!l0
.
press Like if yhu are Proud of
Naija.</sub># MATHEMATICIAN:
1. How do you write 4 in
between 5?
CHINESE: Is this a Joke?
JAPANESE: Impossible!
AMERICAN: The question is
wrong.
ITALIAN: Not found on the
Internet. NIGERIAN: = F(IV)E .
2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20.
CHINESE: Am I a magician?
AMERICAN: You must be day
dreaming.
JAPANESE: There's no common
sense in
this.
ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate.
NIGERIAN: Simple! Simply write
19 in
Roman Numerals and remove 1
to get 20.
That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. .
This is the reason you find
Nigerians everywhere in the
world in finance, business,
medicine, engineering etc -
anything to do with using your
brain.
Nigeria is always there. .
BRITISH: Can u Swim?
NIGERIAN: No
BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better
than u because It Swims.
NIGERIAN: What about you. Can u
Swim?
BRITISH: Yes!
NIGERIA: Then What's the
Difference
between you and a Dog…
BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN:
(Rocks!l0
.
press Like if yhu are Proud of
Naija.# MATHEMATICIAN:
1. How do you write 4 in
between 5?
CHINESE: Is this a Joke?
JAPANESE: Impossible!
AMERICAN: The question is
wrong.
ITALIAN: Not found on the
Internet. NIGERIAN: = F(IV)E .
2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20.
CHINESE: Am I a magician?
AMERICAN: You must be day
dreaming.
JAPANESE: There's no common
sense in
this.
ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate.
NIGERIAN: Simple! Simply write
19 in
Roman Numerals and remove 1
to get 20.
That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. .
This is the reason you find
Nigerians everywhere in the
world in finance, business,
medicine, engineering etc -
anything to do with using your
brain.
Nigeria is always there. .
BRITISH: Can u Swim?
NIGERIAN: No
BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better
than u because It Swims.
NIGERIAN: What about you. Can u
Swim?
BRITISH: Yes!
NIGERIA: Then What's the
Difference
between you and a Dog…
BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN:
(Rocks!l0
.
press Like if yhu are Proud of
Naija.# MATHEMATICIAN:
1. How do you write 4 in
between 5?
CHINESE: Is this a Joke?
JAPANESE: Impossible!
AMERICAN: The question is
wrong.
ITALIAN: Not found on the
Internet. NIGERIAN: = F(IV)E .
2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20.
CHINESE: Am I a magician?
AMERICAN: You must be day
dreaming.
JAPANESE: There's no common
sense in
this.
ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate.
NIGERIAN: Simple! Simply write
19 in
Roman Numerals and remove 1
to get 20.
That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. .
This is the reason you find
Nigerians everywhere in the
world in finance, business,
medicine, engineering etc -
anything to do with using your
brain.
Nigeria is always there. .
BRITISH: Can u Swim?
NIGERIAN: No
BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better
than u because It Swims.
NIGERIAN: What about you. Can u
Swim?
BRITISH: Yes!
NIGERIA: Then What's the
Difference
between you and a Dog…
BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN:
(Rocks!l0
.
press Like if yhu are Proud of
Naija.

MsBliss:
Nice words buy I think spacing is necessary for your post.thanks

If you hope so dear.

Dear men you should know that.......... WHEN A GIRL GIVES UP ON YOU... 1. She will not try to catch your attention. 2. She will not fight for you anymore. 3. She won't reply your message as quickly anymore. 4. She won't try to keep the conversation going anymore. 5. She will not care anymore. 6. She's no longer jealous. 7. She will flirt and talk to other guys. 8. She's no longer care if you care or not anymore. 9. She's no longer goes to your profile and whine to people about how happy you're, talking to other girls. 10. She will give up on trying to make you love her, because she finally realize that she deserves better. and you will miss her. Miss the way she cared about you. Miss the way she loved you. And you have lost her. So don't take any girls for granted, if you love her, let her know before she gives up !! TRUE OR FALSE

When some people are in love, it's like their brain stop functioning. Lol. They do abnormal things. we should always allow our brain to control our emotion. Don't be too excited; don't be carried away. Here are the things you must not do before marriage: 1. Do not use your guy's picture as your profile picture on Facebook, twitter, etc. 2. Do not use your girl's picture as your profile picture on Facebook, twitter, etc. 3. It is very wrong for you and your guy/girl to put on the same type of cloth (same uniform) and be walking down the street together with uniform cloth. I think it is only married people that should do that. 4. It is not proper for you to fight over your boyfriend/ girlfriend. 5. It is not proper for you to use the picture which you and your guy/girl snapped together as your profile pix on Facebook. Only married people should do that. 6. Do not cohabit, i.e a guy and a girl should not live together in a house if they are not yet married. As a lady, when you pack out of your parents house and start living with your boyfriend, I see you as as a harlot and a stupid girl without shame. how dare you sell yourself too cheap? If a man did not pay your bride price before keeping you in his house, he will never value you and your parents. 7. There is nothing wrong in a guy spending money on his girl, but the girl should not take it as if it is the responsibility of the guy to feed her, cloth her and sponsor her. As long as the guy is not yet married to you, whatever money he gives to you is just an assitance. It is not his responsibility or duty to give you money.

As a woman, stupidity is when you sit back cross- legged and search for an already made man. In case you don't know, every already made man out there has a woman who has been with him from when he had only a pair of shorts and a single shirt. That's why majority of well to do men, usually make you nothing but a sex- toy, for you mean absolutely nothing to them. He might cheat on her with you, but truth is, he'll never leave her for you… If you are guilty of hunting for an already made man, then i tell you, my dear you are such a cow, you actually need horns. When a good healthy brain settles, yours floats! He may not own a car. He may not earn a lot of money. He may not live in a posh estate. He may not be able to shower you with gifts all the time. He may not have a great job. But it’s enough to know you are the only one he craves for and loves unconditionally IF He has a heart of gold. He is Honest. He is very hard working. He is humble. He keeps that smile on your face. He talks to you every day. He actually listens to you. He tolerates you when you're moody. His family knows you. He tells you your beautiful all the time. He sees you every chance he gets. He appreciates the tiniest things you do. He is there when you need him. He respects you. He is proud you are his and likes showing you off. And he treats you like a queen… My dear you are indeed lucky to have him. He may not have it all now, but one day he will... He may not be living his dream now, but one day he will... And as he pictures all this… He pictures you. . Ladies, there's no PERFECT MAN ON EARTH, never you forget this fact. Learn to appreciate that man in your life who strives to be all you need. That man who promises you nothing but tries his utmost best to give you everything.

1. If your child lies to you often, it
is because you over-react too
harshly to their inappropriate
behaviour.
2. If your child is not taught to
confide in you about their
mistakes, you have lost them.
3. If your child had poor self-
esteem, it is because you advice
them more than you encourage
them.
4. If your child does not stand up
for themselves, it is because from
a young age you have disciplined
them regularly in public.
5. If your child takes things that
do not belong to them, it is
because when you buy them
things, you don't let them chose
what they want.
6. If your child is cowardly, it is
because you help them too
quickly.
7. If your child does not respect
other people's feelings, it is
because instead of speaking to
your child, you order and
command them.
8. If your child is too quick to
anger, it is because you give too
much attention to misbehaviour
and you give little attention to
good behaviour.
9. If your child is excessively
jealous, it is because you only
congratulate them when they
successfully complete something
and not when they improve at
something even if they don't
successfully complete it.
10. If your child intentionally
disturbs you, it is because you
are not physically affectionate
enough.
11. If your child is openly defiant,
it is because you openly threaten
to do something but don't follow
through.
12. If your child is secretive, it is
because they don't trust that you
won't blow things out of
proportion.
13. If your child talks back to you,
it is because they watch you do it
to others and think its normal
behaviour.
14. If your child doesn't listen to
you but listens to others, it is
because you are too quick to
make decisions.
15. If your child rebels it is
because they know you care
more about what others think
than what is right.
Please share this will all parents
and parents-to-be.

pinky21:
Nice one op. Though am the very dormant type as you have said but am always here to read and laugh.
What annoys me most is wen I see comments like a topic isn't front page worthy and I will be like *so why did you comment*
If you want all news n no jokes go to vanguard webpage.

Thumb up babe.

One day, an expert in time management was speaking to a group of business students and, to drive home a point, used an illustration those students will never forget. As he stood in front of the group of high-powered overachievers he said, “Okay, time for a quiz” and he pulled out a one-gallon, wide-mouth Mason jar and set it on the table in front of him. He also produced about a dozen fist-sized rocks and carefully placed them, one at a time, into the jar. When the jar was filled to the top and no more rocks would fit inside, he asked, “Is this jar full?” Everyone in the class yelled, “Yes.” The time management expert replied, “Really?” He reached under the table and pulled out a bucket of gravel. He dumped some gravel in and shook the jar causing pieces of gravel to work themselves down into the spaces between the big rocks. He then asked the group once more, “Is the jar full?” By this time the class was on to him. “Probably not,” one of them answered. “Good!” he replied. He reached under the table and brought out a bucket of sand. He started dumping the sand in the jar and it went into all of the spaces left between the rocks and the gravel. Once more he asked the question, “Is this jar full?” “No!” the class shouted. Once again he said, “Good.” Then he grabbed a pitcher of water and began to pour it in until the jar was filled to the brim. Then he looked at the class and asked, “What is the point of this illustration?” One eager beaver raised his hand and said, “The point is, no matter how full your schedule is, if you try really hard you can always fit some more things in it!” “No,” the speaker replied, “that’s not the point. The truth this illustration teaches us is if you don’t put the big rocks in first, you’ll never get them in at all.” What are the ‘big rocks’ in your life? Time with your loved ones, your faith, your education, your dreams, a worthy cause, teaching, or complimenting others? Remember to put these BIG ROCKS in first or you’ll never get them in at all. So, tonight, or in the morning, when you are reflecting on this short story, ask yourself this question: What are the ‘big rocks’ in my life? Then, put those in your jar first.

After writing WAEC!!!�� After writing JAMB!!!�� After scoring 180 in the UTMB!!! �� After practising jamb past questions for POST UTMB!!!�� After paying 11k for acceptance fee After paying extra 60k (single room) and 120k (self-contain) for house rent and other dues!!! �� After payin SUG due, Departmental due and other dues!!!�� After carrying file from one office to another!!!�� After trekking from school gate to your Dept. under hot sun!!! After drinking garri for months!!!�� After standing in queue for close to an hour @ATM stand!!!�� After so many copy and paste assignments!!!� � After visiting friends for food!!! After buying #100 mtn and Etisalat just to collect megabite for assignment!!! ||||||||||||||| |||||||||||| After standing up for first timers in all fellowship!!! �� After overcoming the dangers of living without parents!!!�� After surviving the pressures of some sadistic lecturers!!!�� After having sleepless nights preparing for your exams!!!�� After going to night classes and tutorials every day!!!�� After going to prayer gathering and performing all the 5 solats every day!!!�� Aftet overcoming the lecturer theater stress!!!�� After arguing with students that secure space for their friends with pen, book, bag, and even lipstick!!!�� After all this for 2- 3- 4- 5- years, and writing your final exams at the end!!!�� Na there one old witch for your village, go come say! you no go make am for life, you no go find decent job, or make money in your business, or won't graduate with your mates!!!�� Infact, i decree that the next thunder preparing in heaven will fire them in the NAME OF God....!

1.Success is not sexually
transmitted, so stop
sleeping with successful men
and work hard.
2. Please do not wear the same
weave for nine
months, its not pregnancy.
3. Half naked girls are hot, well
dressed girls are
beautiful, hell is hot, heaven is
beautiful.
4. Stop saying you cannot date a
man who lives with his mother
yet your dating a man who lives
with his wife.
5. Do not look at what a guy
drives but what
drives him.
6. Before You call a guy ugly,
remember 95% of
Your beauty can be removed by
a towel.
7. When you were in campus
you dated married
men, when you get married you
say you cant
share a man, relax ma sister its
pay time.
8. Lastly learn to call and consult
God and not
your neighbour.[s]1.Success is not sexually
transmitted, so stop
sleeping with successful men
and work hard.
2. Please do not wear the same
weave for nine
months, its not pregnancy.
3. Half naked girls are hot, well
dressed girls are
beautiful, hell is hot, heaven is
beautiful.
4. Stop saying you cannot date a
man who lives with his mother
yet your dating a man who lives
with his wife.
5. Do not look at what a guy
drives but what
drives him.
6. Before You call a guy ugly,
remember 95% of
Your beauty can be removed by
a towel.
7. When you were in campus
you dated married
men, when you get married you
say you cant
share a man, relax ma sister its
pay time.
8. Lastly learn to call and consult
God and not
your neighbour.[/s]1.Success is not sexually
transmitted, so stop
sleeping with successful men
and work hard.
2. Please do not wear the same
weave for nine
months, its not pregnancy.
3. Half naked girls are hot, well
dressed girls are
beautiful, hell is hot, heaven is
beautiful.
4. Stop saying you cannot date a
man who lives with his mother
yet your dating a man who lives
with his wife.
5. Do not look at what a guy
drives but what
drives him.
6. Before You call a guy ugly,
remember 95% of
Your beauty can be removed by
a towel.
7. When you were in campus
you dated married
men, when you get married you
say you cant
share a man, relax ma sister its
pay time.
8. Lastly learn to call and consult
God and not
your neighbour.1.Success is not sexually
transmitted, so stop
sleeping with successful men
and work hard.
2. Please do not wear the same
weave for nine
months, its not pregnancy.
3. Half naked girls are hot, well
dressed girls are
beautiful, hell is hot, heaven is
beautiful.
4. Stop saying you cannot date a
man who lives with his mother
yet your dating a man who lives
with his wife.
5. Do not look at what a guy
drives but what
drives him.
6. Before You call a guy ugly,
remember 95% of
Your beauty can be removed by
a towel.
7. When you were in campus
you dated married
men, when you get married you
say you cant
share a man, relax ma sister its
pay time.
8. Lastly learn to call and consult
God and not
your neighbour.[s]1.Success is not sexually
transmitted, so stop
sleeping with successful men
and work hard.
2. Please do not wear the same
weave for nine
months, its not pregnancy.
3. Half naked girls are hot, well
dressed girls are
beautiful, hell is hot, heaven is
beautiful.
4. Stop saying you cannot date a
man who lives with his mother
yet your dating a man who lives
with his wife.
5. Do not look at what a guy
drives but what
drives him.
6. Before You call a guy ugly,
remember 95% of
Your beauty can be removed by
a towel.
7. When you were in campus
you dated married
men, when you get married you
say you cant
share a man, relax ma sister its
pay time.
8. Lastly learn to call and consult
God and not
your neighbour.[/s]1.Success is not sexually
transmitted, so stop
sleeping with successful men
and work hard.
2. Please do not wear the same
weave for nine
months, its not pregnancy.
3. Half naked girls are hot, well
dressed girls are
beautiful, hell is hot, heaven is
beautiful.
4. Stop saying you cannot date a
man who lives with his mother
yet your dating a man who lives
with his wife.
5. Do not look at what a guy
drives but what
drives him.
6. Before You call a guy ugly,
remember 95% of
Your beauty can be removed by
a towel.
7. When you were in campus
you dated married
men, when you get married you
say you cant
share a man, relax ma sister its
pay time.
8. Lastly learn to call and consult
God and not
your neighbour.

7 irritating Things Some Guys Do That Turn Ladies Off Majority of guys are very immature and unacceptable societal-wise by their attitude and appearance! *Dirty boxers: Some guys wear boxers for weeks without changing them! Dirty pikin and u won toast babe. White boxers go turn to carton colour *White singlet turns brown: I still wonder how some guys wear white singlet till it turns brown! Some guys’ singlets have even turned to buba with a wide space under the arms. The skinny ones will look like hangers inside the singlet! abeg upgrade joor!!! *Keeping bushy hairs: This is seriously a turn-off! Does it mean you can’t afford 200 Naira to cut your hair? Are you practicing madness? Some barbers even charge 150 Naira! Guy, abeg go cut your hair make you look like human being. *Wearing skinny Jeans: I don’t mind seeing small boys do this but not when you have come of age. Do you know how you look? Over 30 and you still wear jeans that make you look like vulture that has been beaten by rain! *Sagging: Exposing your cheap boxers that you bought from Aboki at the rate of 150 Naira! Continue to misbehave, there is a prize for you *Wanting to sleep with a lady on a first date: This is the most annoying and dumbest! You just meet a girl and you want to sleep with her? Because of the 1000 naira you spent on refreshment? Well, only girls without class fall for that. One day, your uncontrollable appetite for s*x will land you in Kirikiri Maximum Security!!! Akpa! *Taking drugs and alcohol to make love: So you can really do this? You plan to destroy someone’s daughter? I never knew you could be so serious to apply a lot of strength and energy with adequate planning for this act! Yet, you have not been able to plan your life or think of putting in so much energy in your work or career! Nonsense!

Adv
Ma mum caught me in ma room receivin kal wit ma Mayee wit ma Laptop Surfing badly,..
Dnt knw wat 2 do 2 escape ma case.....

NID UR ADVISE ON WAT TO DO PLS.

Oyind17:
We know more than u

Hmm rily knw mr dan us, bt u gals neva heed 2 it.

WHAT SOME LADIES DO NOT KNOW: . 1. Some ladies do not know the difference between "dressing to look attractive" and "dressing to look sexy". You can look attractive and beautiful without being sexy. . 2. When you dress half naked, you look sexy. When you dress decently, you look attractive and beautiful. . 3. When you dress sexy, you are inviting men to come and deceive you, use you, dump you and leave you heart- broken. So don't blame them. Blame yourself. . 4. When you dress very decently, flirty men will not come near you. Only responsible and sincere guys with good intentions may come closer to you. . 5. You don't need to look sexy before a husband will locate you. . 6. Boys want you to look sexy. Reasonable men want you to look attractive and beautiful. . BE ATTRACTIVE, BEAUTIFUL AND NEAT. DON'T BE SEXY. TRUE OR FALSE

THIS POST IS DIRECTED AT NO ONE.. SO READ THIS POST AT YOUR OWN RISK! Dear Nairaland User, Posting everyday doesn't mean one is jobless, has nothing to do or boredom has wrecked the person. As long as what is being posted is meaningful stop hating on it. Posting status or pictures once a month, taking long breaks from nairaland, doesn't mean you are more mature than those who post everyday. You can be jobless and not post anything on Nairaland simply because you are managing your data bundle, you are not intelligent enough to have something meaningful to post, you have difficulty in constructing one simple sentence as a comment to some other person's post, you have nothing to show, or you are waiting to borrow Bro. Titus or Sis. Abigail's new clothes to flex for a new profile picture. If you say Someone post a lot, that means you scroll a lot. Which means you spend just as much time here as they do.. Grow up & leave people alone.. If I may ask, Why did you choose to have a Nairaland account if you knew you prefer to live a dormant social network life? Does it mean you can't make use of your block button if you find any of your friends posts irritating on your timeline ? This is just Nairaland and some people are here to have fun rather than engage in idle gossip with people around them. If you ask me, I'll rather while away my free moment here than to indulge in what won't glorify God & my spirit man . Who knows, I could stumble on one or two updates that could be beneficial to me physically & spiritually. Just Stop hating on people who have enough data to waste here..

It is never possible for any of us to remain alive without meal. Some people love to drink wines or a lot of water, while others sit front of televisions for long hours. Every person has his own habits, but now all of them are beneficial. If you are the person who wants to live healthy and active life, then keep in mind the following top 10 most dangerous acts to avoid after meal. 1. Smoking: Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher). 2. Eating fruits immediately: When you eat your fruits with meals, the fruit is stuck in the stomach along with the contents of the meals and cannot reach the intestines in time. Lying there they get spoilt and spoil the remaining food in the stomach too. Thus it is recommended that you eat a fruit at least one hour after eating a meal or before your meal and preferably in the morning with empty stomach. It is in the morning that the body can best use the nutrients in the fruit and get enough energy to start the day. 3. Drinking wines: Drinking wines and champions after can harm your stomach and digestive system. According to a research, it has now been proven that champions’ excessive intake after every meal disturbs our blood circulations and can lead the person face serious health issues. 4. Drinking tea: Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.It is preferable to drink tea an hour after meals. 5. Loosening your belt: Fiction, not particularly bad for you! We generally have an attitude that a good meal is that which forces us to loosen our belts. However, loosening the belt is bad, not because it causes the intestines to twist or block but because it means that you have over eaten to a level that you are uncomfortable. Loosening of the belt may also cause you to feel comfortable once again which means you may continue overeating. So eat only to the extent that you can be comfortable without loosening your belt! 6. Bathing: Bathing after meal will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach. 7. Walk about or exercising: Fact, it is bad for you! Walking directly after meals is a bad idea, it can result to acid reflux and indigestion. However, walking about half an hour after meals is known to be good for you. Researchers in the Department of Exercise Science at the University of South Carolina, have found that walking after exercise is a good way to burn energy. The point to note is when to walk, you should ideally walk for about 10 minutes and only 20-30 minutes after meal to prevent acid reflux and stomach upsets. 8. Sleep immediately: The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our 9: Meal after meal: Have you ever heard of the concept of taking meal after meal? No? Then let me tell you that taking meal after meal means you are taking double at a time. Let me clarify with a small example, if you have taken your regular dinner and someone is offering you with a pizza or burger, then say a big NO to him. This is what we call meal after meal which you need to avoid as it can be dangerous for your stomach. 10. Doing nothing: Sitting calm and quite is what you have not to do after the meal. Start some conversation with your brother, friend or anyone around when the meal is finished. Sitting calm means you will give enough time to your body calories to act like fatty materials to make you obese, while conversations can strengthen your blood circulation and burn the calories consistently with your body movements.

theLegion:
A greater FOOL knows a fool na

Jst directin d 2 fool,...


Watch o pple,he's stil gona coment again o.

Paulsopulu:
guy the guy took both.

Hmmmm,.
Two fool must surely agree wit demselves

jcflex:
is he a sex machine.

introduce sleeping tablet in his dinner every night

Lucifer!!!,. Dix is gona cme bk 2 u.

IamLEGEND1:
person no fit hear word again....
diz thing go just dey pop up everywhere
WhatsApp
FB
NL worse pass.......

how many of these threads dey now?

Guy, U say percn no go hear word again, Dem dey hear post,or u fit Swear say u neva C n P dis 2 ur own Wall,....
MONK.

IamLEGEND1:
person no fit hear word again....
diz thing go just dey pop up everywhere
WhatsApp
FB
NL worse pass.......

how many of these threads dey now?

Guy, U say percn no go hear word again, Dem dey hear post,or u fit Swear say u neva C n P dis 2 ur own Wall,....
MONK.

theLegion:
Which one you smoke.... Oshogbo weed or your gutter weed??

Shoro Niyen.

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