Jomrichy1's Posts
Nairaland Forum › Jomrichy1's Profile › Jomrichy1's Posts
HIGH SCHOOL FACTS
In every class,there is:
1 . The thief
2 . The player who is not
beautiful/ handsome
3.The3 best friends
4 . The bitch
5. A nerd that never gets high
marks
6.The4 clean guys
7.The3 'it' girls
8 . The one who is always
absent for no reason
9.A late comer
10 . The one who always brags
about hw rich
she/he
11 . The quite one who has
about 12 ex-es in
school
12 . The cute guy who doesnt
want anythng to do
with girls
13.The porn addict
14.The back seat guys with
jokes
15 . The gossip squad with very
low marks
16 . The pastor
17. The artist
18 . The copy machine
19.The stoners
20 . The shy guy
21 . The clever girls who r loved
by teachers
22 The clever boy and a clever
girl who always
compete
23 The one who is standing up
doing something
WHICH CHARACTER WERE/ARE YOU
IN HIGH
SCHOOL? |
[b][/b] [color=#990000][/color]American Relationship.
1st day=Date
2nd day=hug
3rd day=hug again
4th day=kiss
5th day=long kiss
6th day=sex
Nigerians Relationship.
1st day=Toast
2nd day=Toast
3rd day=Toast again
4th day=Agree
5th day=Date
6th day=Tried to hug but
failed.....
7th day=hug
8th day=Tried to kiss but failed....
9th day=kiss
10th day=long kiss
11th day=tried to have sex but
failed
12th day=tried to have sex but
failed...
13th day=tried to have sex but
failed again
14th day=RAPE!!!!!!!
����[b]American Relationship.
1st day=Date
2nd day=hug
3rd day=hug again
4th day=kiss
5th day=long kiss
6th day=sex
Nigerians Relationship.
1st day=Toast
2nd day=Toast
3rd day=Toast again
4th day=Agree
5th day=Date
6th day=Tried to hug but
failed.....
7th day=hug
8th day=Tried to kiss but failed....
9th day=kiss
10th day=long kiss
11th day=tried to have sex but
failed
12th day=tried to have sex but
failed...
13th day=tried to have sex but
failed again
14th day=RAPE!!!!!!!
����[/b]American Relationship.
1st day=Date
2nd day=hug
3rd day=hug again
4th day=kiss
5th day=long kiss
6th day=sex
Nigerians Relationship.
1st day=Toast
2nd day=Toast
3rd day=Toast again
4th day=Agree
5th day=Date
6th day=Tried to hug but
failed.....
7th day=hug
8th day=Tried to kiss but failed....
9th day=kiss
10th day=long kiss
11th day=tried to have sex but
failed
12th day=tried to have sex but
failed...
13th day=tried to have sex but
failed again
14th day=RAPE!!!!!!!
���� |
BEWARE!!!
1. The next worst thing outside
death is a bad marriage.
2. The choice of whom you marry
determines the course of your
life.
3. A wedding cake is the only
cake that can give you
indigestion the rest of your life.
4. They say, ''Love is blind,” but
marriage will open your eyes.
Then you will know whether he
snores heavily or she salivates in
her sleep.
5. A successful marriage consists
of God at the top, the man and
woman answer to Him.
6. After the wedding, it is too late
for regret.
7. Don’t tell me his wallet is fat;
don't say she greets my mum on
her two knees. Get God’s opinion.
8. Marriage is not for boys and
girls.
9. It is wrong to marry an
unbeliever.
10. Marriage is a lifetime
contract; DO NOT RUSH.
11. It is better for people to
laugh at you for marrying late
than to be unable to laugh after
your marriage. DEY NO DEY CANE
LATE COMER O.
12. The choice of whom you
marry determines the totality of
your life. |
There was a Pastor who fell
into the ocean and he couldn't
swim, when a boat came by,
the captain yelled , "Do you
need help , Sir ?" The Pastor
calmly
said "No, God
will save me ," A little while later,
another boat came
by and a fisherman asked,
"Hey, do you need help ?" The
Pastor replied again, "No God
will save me."
Eventually the pastor
drowned and died. In Heaven ,
the
pastor
asked God ," Why didn't you save
me ?"
God replied, "son, I sent you two
boats...."and the man began
to weep bitterly!
MORAL* God won't come down
From heaven to
help u, no matter how hard
u try, rather He is gonna send
someone to you who will help
you and fulfill all your prayers to
Him.
√…NOW READ THIS; To those
that will claim this
prayer By typing ""Amen"",
Before the end of this month,
God Will Send To You A Helper
That Will Come From A Direction
You Never Expect. |
kestolove95:Shoro niyen. |
Let's play nd c wu wil win this smooth Game!
|
Hello buddies, It's a new day,...Thus i have set up a new story,. Look at. Here it goes: Joanna met Gilbert at an event. Amazed at his level of intelligence,th ey exchanged contact numbers and agreed to see each other again... Eventually, they became quite fond of each other and started a relationship. In one of her discussions with Gilbert, Joanna was amazed to hear that Gilbert was unemployed. She made him an offer which was to come and work for her elder cousin.... However, she told Gilbert about her fears and disappointment in men, who were never reliable, but had cheated on her and only used her for what they could get from her. The worst case so far, was one who actually tried to sleep with her elder cousin, Madam Julia who Joanna practically regarded as her mother as Madame Julia had taken over raising her when her mother died when she was only 14 years old! Gilbert assured Joanna that he only had eyes for her and really needed the job.... All went well as planned. Joanna introduced Gilbert to Madam Julia as her boyfriend who needed a job. He was eventually employed as Madam Julia's Personal Assistant. Working effectively, he won the admiration of Madam Julia, but then, madam Julia took a liking to him and insisted on having an affair with him, promising to keep it between the two of them.... Gilbert refused to give in to her due to his deep love and affection for Joanna. However, in her shameless desperation, madam Julia has threatened to make up a story to tell Joanna that Gilbert has been putting pressure on her for a secret relationship and that because of that, she plans to relieve him of his job! This threat has Gilbert totally confused. He really needs to keep his job but does not know if Joanna will believe him if he tells her the real story. He is also scared of coming in between the strong relationship between the two cousins.... What would you do is you were Gilbert?... |
Jayjay0:Lol, 4 wher cos u no fit C n P b4 me dat y u regard it As an Old topic@Jayjay. |
Mzdivacious:God bles u ma Sista...,,...I nw c u're nt as useless as sme fools ova dre.., |
The post mit u Suddenly,@sme gals dat it seems stupid 2.*#Yaga#* |
sinizia:u no fit ask d post Itself, |
U add him on Facebook •He checks ur pictures. •He Drives A Golf 6/7 GTI •He confirms •He inbox u •U reply, all excited, U'll want to hook up •U set a date •U dress up dat Legging Wit NO UNDERWEAR •U smell good •U put on a makeup - fresh breath & new weave •He takes u for lunch •He Takes u For Drinks •U two have a good time •He rubs ur hand •Makes u laugh(all women luv dat) •Gives u looks nd smiles •U fall in-love •It's like u've known him forever •He takes u to his apartment •He makes u feel comfortable •He lays u on his bed •He rubs it gently •Kiss u passionately •Pulls ur Leggings •They're too tight but he manages to take them off •U love his aggression, strength, power & u give in •It feels good •U know it's wrong, but it feels so good •U ask for protection, he says it's too late •U obey & don't disturb •He says he loves u nd u don't hesitate to say u love him too •He f**ked u •He pulls out, goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water •He helps u drink it ...Ohh man u feel special •"He must be the one! " U think to urself •You'll get dressed •He takes u to the taxi rank •He kisses u on the cheek & say "I had a great time!" •Gives U( # 1000naira ) •U smile & say "See u tomorrow babe." •He stays silent •Your taxi drives away •In the taxi you can't stop smiling U get home & inbox him that u got home safe •He's online, but doesn't reply •It's unlike him, so u inbox him again •He doesn't respond •Minutes later u can't find him on ur friend list •HE BLOCKED U!!! •Days, weeks, months passes by •U start feeling sick, weak, loose weight, act strange wit sores in your mouth •U go to the clinic •Get tested •Minutes later... •Nurse walks in..."I'm sorry. You're HIV Postive & Pregnant!" •"HOW?" U don't understand •Reality hits u •U walk home, Scared, Confused •U go to the train railway, u lay hopeless nd emotionless •U see the train coming nearer, u look into the sky & mumble a prayer •That's the end of u •Don't be that girl! Live well. Stop chasing material things... # Dnt Make Costly Mistake You Can't Pay for....I love You All |
1. Guys with bald head are very stubborn 2. hugging a girl with small breast causes chest pain. 3 Its impossible to see an albino smiling in the afternoon under sun 4. Majority of Girls that don't own a car, have Car charger. 5. Research has proven that ugly girls are very confident. 6. Majority of people that Update "Work 2moro" or "Stressful work" are jobless. 7. Only Nigerians can change their accent in less than 5hrs. 8. Farting continuously helps strengthen your anal muscles. 9. Mosquitoes don't just bite you. They also urinate on you after sucking your blood if you stink. 10. Men automatically turn single when they see a girl they Like. 11. Men that fight women are scared of fighting their fellow men ===LIKE & Share=== |
Buhari=6 Letter word. Osibanjo=8 Letter word 8+6=14 The Phobia in them make them shift the date from 14 to 28. But they've forgoten dat 14+14 must surely derive at 28. Dat is 2 say:both the 28 and 14 is OK by our Principle.,..... To d APC fans............ AAAPPPPPCCCCCCCCCCCCC.............,.... SAI BUHARI,.......,.......,..... YAYI NI JOO............. Abeg help me complete the gap. |
Which option completes this sentence?
|
Once upon a time a daughter complained to her father that her life was miserable and that she didn’t know how she was going to make it. She was tired of fighting and struggling all the time. It seemed just as one problem was solved, another one soon followed. Her father, a chef, took her to the kitchen. He filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Once the three pots began to boil, he placed potatoes in one pot, eggs in the second pot and ground coffee beans in the third pot. He then let them sit and boil, without saying a word to his daughter. The daughter, moaned and impatiently waited, wondering what he was doing. After twenty minutes he turned off the burners. He took the potatoes out of the pot and placed them in a bowl. He pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. He then ladled the coffee out and placed it in a cup. Turning to her, he asked. “Daughter, what do you see?” “Potatoes, eggs and coffee,” she hastily replied. “Look closer”, he said, “and touch the potatoes.” She did and noted that they were soft. He then asked her to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard- boiled egg. Finally, he asked her to sip the coffee. Its rich aroma brought a smile to her face. “Father, what does this mean?” she asked. He then explained that the potatoes, the eggs and coffee beans had each faced the same adversity-the boiling water. However, each one reacted differently. The potato went in strong, hard and unrelenting, but in boiling water, it became soft and weak. The egg was fragile, with the thin outer shell protecting its liquid interior until it was put in the boiling water. Then the inside of the egg became hard. However, the ground coffee beans were unique. After they were exposed to the boiling water, they changed the water and created something new. Moral: In life, things happen around us, things happen to us, but the only thing that truly matters is how you choose to react to it and what you make out of it. Life is all about leaning, adopting and converting all the struggles that we experience into something positive. “When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a potato, an egg, or a coffee bean?” |
Nothing more Gals.
|
Why does Every second born suceed before the First Born? |
Political Dispute now resolved. No more going back to the dark world(PDP). Dnt kare abt dose rAnTInG on It.
|
Find the EFCC press statement below.. A suspected internet fraudster, Emeofa Michael Ikechukwu has been arrested by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, for allegedly obtaining the sum of One hundred thousand United States Dollars from a Dane, Hengameh Misepasi in a romance scam. Ikechukwu who also go by the alias, Michael Briggs , was picked up in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, by the Commission’s operatives following a petition from the Nigerian Embassy in Stockholm, Sweden. The suspect allegedly met the victim online in February 2013 and falsely represented himself as an American business executive on business visit to Nigeria. In the course of the internet affair, Ikechukwu promised his victim marriage and later began to make monetary demands on her, using various excuses. Once, he told her that he had problems with government officials and requested for a loan. He later cajoled her into partnering with him on a phantom timber business. The last request he made before he was arrested was a demand for $10,000 to enable him travel to Denmark to meet her. It was while he was attempting to draw the $100 sent by the victim ( instead of the $10,000 requested) through Western Union that he was arrested. The suspect would be arraigned in court as soon as investigation is completed. |
Naija Issue Be Lyk.
|
WOULD YOU TESTIFY IN COURT AGAINST YOUR PARTNER IF HE/SHE DOES SOMETHING AGAINST THE LAW ?! LET'S KNOW WHAT YOU WILL DO ... |
Petroleum Minister Alison- Madueke has announced a N10 reduction in pump price of petrol from N97 per litre to N87 per litre. The change is in-view of the recent reduction in the global price of crude oil. Our question of the day is this: What’s your reaction to the slash in the pump price of petroleum from N97.00 per litre to N87.00, do you think the reduction is enough?Petroleum Minister Alison- Madueke has announced a N10 reduction in pump price of petrol from N97 per litre to N87 per litre. The change is in-view of the recent reduction in the global price of crude oil. Our question of the day is this: What’s your reaction to the slash in the pump price of petroleum from N97.00 per litre to N87.00, do you think the reduction is enough?Petroleum Minister Alison- Madueke has announced a N10 reduction in pump price of petrol from N97 per litre to N87 per litre. The change is in-view of the recent reduction in the global price of crude oil. Our question of the day is this: What’s your reaction to the slash in the pump price of petroleum from N97.00 per litre to N87.00, do you think the reduction is enough? |
Dat's if they make the country hot as the PDP has done in their time.. @nerodenero |
A must look.
|
VIEWS AND OPINION. Should a man Adopt his wife's maiden name because of her father's influence and wealth?.. (It is believed that mnst wealthy and famous families love to give their children in marriage to people having same social status.But sometimes children from affluent families do fall in love with those who are below the social ladder.. Should a man be asked to bear his wife's father's name as the only condition for marrying a girl,what shnuld he do?. Please post your comment.. |
PLEASE READ SLOWLY. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT: If you have Food in your fridge, Clothes on your body A roof over your head and A place 2 sleep U r richer than 75% of the entire world. If you have money in your wallet A little change And Can go anywhere you want U are among the top 18% of the worlds wealthy people. If you alive today with more health than illness, U are more blessed than the million people who will not survive this week and die. If you can actually 'READ' this message and understand it, U are more fortunate than the 3 billion people in the world who Cannot see Cannot read Or suffer mental retardation. Life is not about complaining pain and sorrows. It's about a thousand other reasons to Thank our Creator!!! and write, "THANK YOU GOD" to claim this. |
COURSE TITLE: Love Mathematics. COURSE CODE: GMS122. All question carry equaL marks. TIME: 2hrs, 30minutes. 1. If a GirL is in LOve fOr 10years and at the end,the guy breaks up with her, what is the Formula for calculating such Love and Time wasted? 2. As a guy, you dated more than 6 chicks At a time, using the Almighty Formula, calculate the expenses and Loss in handLing aLL of them? (Question 3- For girLs only) 3. Using Laws Of Indices, calculate the disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iphone6. (Question 4- For boys only) 4. You send an Airtime worth #1500 to your gaLfriend and she sends you a Please call me I Love You text, calculate the profit and Loss %tage of the Airtime being send and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation. 5. In not more than 10pages, what are the similitude between Orobo girLs and Lekpa girLs. 6. With the aid of a Labeled diagram, draw and explain the term #Ukwu" 7. You broke up with your gal because of christmas gift, etc. Using quadratic equation, calculate how long it'll take you to get her back in January. 8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sisters,but you don't want any other guy to date ur sister. Calculate the %-Error of your Foolish and wicked behavior (Take pie =3.142) 9. When you check a Facebook profiLe 99% of guys are singLe as their maritaL status state, and 100% of the Gals are dating, its compLicated, engaged, in a relationship, married. BriefLy explain who they are dating in not Less than two sentences.... N/B- Attempt all questions to avoid carry - over.! |
[b][/b] 