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EducationHigh School Fact by Jomrichy1(op): 8:42pm On Oct 20, 2015
HIGH SCHOOL FACTS In every class,there is: 1 . The thief 2 . The player who is not beautiful/ handsome 3.The3 best friends 4 . The bitch 5. A nerd that never gets high marks 6.The4 clean guys 7.The3 'it' girls 8 . The one who is always absent for no reason 9.A late comer 10 . The one who always brags about hw rich she/he 11 . The quite one who has about 12 ex-es in school 12 . The cute guy who doesnt want anythng to do with girls 13.The porn addict 14.The back seat guys with jokes 15 . The gossip squad with very low marks 16 . The pastor 17. The artist 18 . The copy machine 19.The stoners 20 . The shy guy 21 . The clever girls who r loved by teachers 22 The clever boy and a clever girl who always compete 23 The one who is standing up doing something WHICH CHARACTER WERE/ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?
RomanceType Of Relationship. by Jomrichy1(op): 8:33pm On Oct 20, 2015
grin[b][/b] grin[color=#990000][/color]American Relationship. 1st day=Date 2nd day=hug 3rd day=hug again 4th day=kiss 5th day=long kiss 6th day=sex Nigerians Relationship. 1st day=Toast 2nd day=Toast 3rd day=Toast again 4th day=Agree 5th day=Date 6th day=Tried to hug but failed..... 7th day=hug 8th day=Tried to kiss but failed.... 9th day=kiss 10th day=long kiss 11th day=tried to have sex but failed 12th day=tried to have sex but failed... 13th day=tried to have sex but failed again 14th day=RAPE!!!!!!! ����[b]American Relationship. 1st day=Date 2nd day=hug 3rd day=hug again 4th day=kiss 5th day=long kiss 6th day=sex Nigerians Relationship. 1st day=Toast 2nd day=Toast 3rd day=Toast again 4th day=Agree 5th day=Date 6th day=Tried to hug but failed..... 7th day=hug 8th day=Tried to kiss but failed.... 9th day=kiss 10th day=long kiss 11th day=tried to have sex but failed 12th day=tried to have sex but failed... 13th day=tried to have sex but failed again 14th day=RAPE!!!!!!! ����[/b]American Relationship. 1st day=Date 2nd day=hug 3rd day=hug again 4th day=kiss 5th day=long kiss 6th day=sex Nigerians Relationship. 1st day=Toast 2nd day=Toast 3rd day=Toast again 4th day=Agree 5th day=Date 6th day=Tried to hug but failed..... 7th day=hug 8th day=Tried to kiss but failed.... 9th day=kiss 10th day=long kiss 11th day=tried to have sex but failed 12th day=tried to have sex but failed... 13th day=tried to have sex but failed again 14th day=RAPE!!!!!!! ����
FamilyLife Avenue. by Jomrichy1(op): 9:36pm On Sep 21, 2015
BEWARE!!! 1. The next worst thing outside death is a bad marriage. 2. The choice of whom you marry determines the course of your life. 3. A wedding cake is the only cake that can give you indigestion the rest of your life. 4. They say, ''Love is blind,” but marriage will open your eyes. Then you will know whether he snores heavily or she salivates in her sleep. 5. A successful marriage consists of God at the top, the man and woman answer to Him. 6. After the wedding, it is too late for regret. 7. Don’t tell me his wallet is fat; don't say she greets my mum on her two knees. Get God’s opinion. 8. Marriage is not for boys and girls. 9. It is wrong to marry an unbeliever. 10. Marriage is a lifetime contract; DO NOT RUSH. 11. It is better for people to laugh at you for marrying late than to be unable to laugh after your marriage. DEY NO DEY CANE LATE COMER O. 12. The choice of whom you marry determines the totality of your life.
Christianity EtcAids From God. by Jomrichy1(op): 2:48pm On Sep 16, 2015
There was a Pastor who fell into the ocean and he couldn't swim, when a boat came by, the captain yelled , "Do you need help , Sir ?" The Pastor calmly said "No, God will save me ," A little while later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help ?" The Pastor replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the pastor drowned and died. In Heaven , the pastor asked God ," Why didn't you save me ?" God replied, "son, I sent you two boats...."and the man began to weep bitterly! MORAL* God won't come down From heaven to help u, no matter how hard u try, rather He is gonna send someone to you who will help you and fulfill all your prayers to Him. √…NOW READ THIS; To those that will claim this prayer By typing ""Amen"", Before the end of this month, God Will Send To You A Helper That Will Come From A Direction You Never Expect.
Jokes EtcRe: Erotic Fact. by Jomrichy1(op): 10:21am On Jul 16, 2015
kestolove95:
We are talking buhari u are talking nonsense
Shoro niyen.
GamingGame Time by Jomrichy1(op): 7:57pm On Jul 04, 2015
Let's play nd c wu wil win this smooth Game!

RomanceYour Opinion by Jomrichy1(op): 4:51am On Jun 24, 2015
Hello buddies,
It's a new day,...Thus i have set up a new story,.
Look at.
Here it goes:


Joanna met Gilbert at an event.
Amazed at his level of
intelligence,th ey exchanged
contact numbers and agreed to
see each other again...
Eventually, they became quite
fond of each other and started a
relationship. In one of her
discussions with Gilbert, Joanna
was amazed to hear that Gilbert
was unemployed. She made him
an offer which was to come and
work for her elder cousin....
However, she told Gilbert about
her fears and disappointment in
men, who were never reliable,
but had cheated on her and only
used her for what they could get
from her. The worst case so far,
was one who actually tried to
sleep with her elder cousin,
Madam Julia who Joanna
practically regarded as her
mother as Madame Julia had
taken over raising her when her
mother died when she was only
14 years old!
Gilbert assured Joanna that he
only had eyes for her and really
needed the job....
All went well as planned. Joanna
introduced Gilbert to Madam Julia
as her boyfriend who needed a
job. He was eventually employed
as Madam Julia's Personal
Assistant. Working effectively, he
won the admiration of Madam
Julia, but then, madam Julia took
a liking to him and insisted on
having an affair with him,
promising to keep it between the
two of them....
Gilbert refused to give in to her
due to his deep love and
affection for Joanna. However, in
her shameless desperation,
madam Julia has threatened to
make up a story to tell Joanna
that Gilbert has been putting
pressure on her for a secret
relationship and that because of
that, she plans to relieve him of
his job!
This threat has Gilbert totally
confused. He really needs to keep
his job but does not know if
Joanna will believe him if he tells
her the real story. He is also
scared of coming in between the
strong relationship between the
two cousins....
What would you do is you were
Gilbert?...
RomanceRe: Flirty Fact. by Jomrichy1(op): 3:06pm On May 28, 2015
Jayjay0:
Rubbish!
Someone have posted this shii before. Op why bring back old topic
Lol, 4 wher cos u no fit C n P b4 me dat y u regard it As an Old topic@Jayjay.
RomanceRe: Flirty Fact. by Jomrichy1(op): 4:45pm On May 27, 2015
Mzdivacious:
actually I love this nice one op:-/
God bles u ma Sista...,,...I nw c u're nt as useless as sme fools ova dre..,
RomanceRe: Flirty Fact. by Jomrichy1(op): 4:40pm On May 27, 2015
The post mit u Suddenly,@sme gals dat it seems stupid 2.*#Yaga#*
RomanceRe: Flirty Fact. by Jomrichy1(op): 4:38pm On May 27, 2015
sinizia:
What's flirty about this obnoxious facts? huh
u no fit ask d post Itself,
RomanceFlirty Fact. by Jomrichy1(op): 7:50pm On May 18, 2015
U add him on Facebook
•He checks ur pictures.
•He Drives A Golf 6/7 GTI
•He confirms
•He inbox u
•U reply, all excited, U'll want to
hook up
•U set a date
•U dress up dat Legging Wit NO
UNDERWEAR
•U smell good
•U put on a makeup - fresh
breath & new weave
•He takes u for lunch
•He Takes u For Drinks
•U two have a good time
•He rubs ur hand
•Makes u laugh(all women luv
dat)
•Gives u looks nd smiles
•U fall in-love
•It's like u've known him forever
•He takes u to his apartment
•He makes u feel comfortable
•He lays u on his bed
•He rubs it gently
•Kiss u passionately
•Pulls ur Leggings
•They're too tight but he
manages to take them
off
•U love his aggression, strength,
power & u give
in
•It feels good
•U know it's wrong, but it feels
so good
•U ask for protection, he says it's
too late
•U obey & don't disturb
•He says he loves u nd u don't
hesitate to say u love him too
•He f**ked u
•He pulls out, goes to the kitchen
to get a glass
of water
•He helps u drink it ...Ohh man u
feel special
•"He must be the one! " U think
to urself
•You'll get dressed
•He takes u to the taxi rank
•He kisses u on the cheek & say
"I had a great
time!"
•Gives U( # 1000naira )
•U smile & say "See u tomorrow
babe."
•He stays silent
•Your taxi drives away
•In the taxi you can't stop
smiling
U get home & inbox him that u
got home safe
•He's online, but doesn't reply
•It's unlike him, so u inbox him
again
•He doesn't respond
•Minutes later u can't find him
on ur friend list
•HE BLOCKED U!!!
•Days, weeks, months passes by
•U start feeling sick, weak, loose
weight, act strange wit sores in
your mouth
•U go to the clinic
•Get tested
•Minutes later...
•Nurse walks in..."I'm sorry.
You're HIV Postive & Pregnant!"
•"HOW?" U don't understand
•Reality hits u
•U walk home, Scared, Confused
•U go to the train railway, u lay
hopeless nd
emotionless
•U see the train coming nearer, u
look into the
sky & mumble
a
prayer
•That's the end of u
•Don't be that girl! Live well.
Stop chasing material things...
# Dnt Make Costly Mistake You
Can't Pay for....I
love You
All
Jokes EtcErotic Fact. by Jomrichy1(op): 7:42pm On May 18, 2015
1. Guys with bald head are very
stubborn
2. hugging a girl with small
breast
causes chest pain.
3 Its impossible to see an albino
smiling in the afternoon under
sun
4. Majority of Girls that don't own
a car, have Car charger.
5. Research has proven that ugly
girls are very confident.
6. Majority of people that Update
"Work 2moro" or "Stressful
work"
are jobless.
7. Only Nigerians can change
their
accent in less than 5hrs.
8. Farting continuously helps
strengthen your anal muscles.
9. Mosquitoes don't just bite you.
They also urinate on you after
sucking your blood if you stink.
10. Men automatically turn single
when they see a girl they Like.
11. Men that fight women are
scared of fighting their fellow
men
===LIKE & Share===
PoliticsAPC Campaign Today. by Jomrichy1(op): 2:38pm On Feb 09, 2015
Buhari=6 Letter word.
Osibanjo=8 Letter word
8+6=14

The Phobia in them make them shift the date from 14 to 28.

But they've forgoten dat 14+14 must surely derive at 28.
Dat is 2 say:both the 28 and 14 is OK by our Principle.,.....




To d APC fans............



AAAPPPPPCCCCCCCCCCCCC.............,....

SAI BUHARI,.......,.......,.....



YAYI NI JOO.............




Abeg help me complete the gap.
Jokes EtcBrain Teaser. by Jomrichy1(op): 10:49am On Feb 02, 2015
Which option
completes this sentence?

LiteratureMoral Story Of The Night By ELVIS GREY by Jomrichy1(op): 6:52pm On Jan 27, 2015
Once upon a time a daughter
complained to her father that her
life was miserable and that she
didn’t know how she was going
to make it. She was tired of
fighting and struggling all the
time. It seemed just as one
problem was solved, another one
soon followed. Her father, a chef,
took her to the kitchen. He filled
three pots with water and placed
each on a high fire.
Once the three pots began to boil,
he placed potatoes in one pot,
eggs in the second pot and
ground coffee beans in the third
pot. He then let them sit and boil,
without saying a word to his
daughter. The daughter, moaned
and impatiently waited,
wondering what he was doing.
After twenty minutes he turned
off the burners. He took the
potatoes out of the pot and
placed them in a bowl. He pulled
the eggs out and placed them in a
bowl. He then ladled the coffee
out and placed it in a cup.
Turning to her, he asked.
“Daughter, what do you see?”
“Potatoes, eggs and coffee,” she
hastily replied.
“Look closer”, he said, “and touch
the potatoes.” She did and noted
that they were soft.
He then asked her to take an egg
and break it. After pulling off the
shell, she observed the hard-
boiled egg.
Finally, he asked her to sip the
coffee. Its rich aroma brought a
smile to her face.
“Father, what does this mean?”
she asked.
He then explained that the
potatoes, the eggs and coffee
beans had each faced the same
adversity-the boiling water.
However, each one reacted
differently. The potato went in
strong, hard and unrelenting, but
in boiling water, it became soft
and weak. The egg was fragile,
with the thin outer shell
protecting its liquid interior until
it was put in the boiling water.
Then the inside of the egg
became hard. However, the
ground coffee beans were
unique. After they were exposed
to the boiling water, they
changed the water and created
something new.
Moral: In life, things happen
around us, things happen to us,
but the only thing that truly
matters is how you choose to
react to it and what you make out
of it. Life is all about leaning,
adopting and converting all the
struggles that we experience into
something positive.
“When adversity knocks on your
door, how do you respond? Are
you a potato, an egg, or a coffee
bean?”
Jokes EtcPhoto Of The Day by Jomrichy1(op): 5:27pm On Jan 27, 2015
Nothing more Gals.

FamilyFamily Challenge. by Jomrichy1(op): 10:22am On Jan 26, 2015
Why does Every second born suceed before the First Born?
PoliticsPolitics Case by Jomrichy1(op): 1:40am On Jan 24, 2015
Political Dispute now resolved.

No more going back to the dark world(PDP).
Dnt kare abt dose rAnTInG on It.

WebmastersInternet Fraudster Today. by Jomrichy1(op): 11:10am On Jan 20, 2015
Find the EFCC press statement below..
A suspected internet fraudster, Emeofa
Michael Ikechukwu has been arrested by
the Economic and Financial Crimes
Commission, EFCC, for allegedly obtaining
the sum of One hundred thousand
United States Dollars from a Dane,
Hengameh Misepasi in a romance scam.
Ikechukwu who also go by the alias,
Michael Briggs , was picked up in Port
Harcourt, Rivers State, by the
Commission’s operatives following a
petition from the Nigerian Embassy in
Stockholm, Sweden.
The suspect allegedly met the victim
online in February 2013 and falsely
represented himself as an American
business executive on business visit to
Nigeria.
In the course of the internet affair,
Ikechukwu promised his victim
marriage and later began to make
monetary demands on her, using
various excuses. Once, he told her that
he had problems with government
officials and requested for a loan. He
later cajoled her into partnering with
him on a phantom timber business. The
last request he made before he was
arrested was a demand for $10,000 to
enable him travel to Denmark to meet
her. It was while he was attempting to
draw the $100 sent by the victim
( instead of the $10,000 requested)
through Western Union that he was
arrested. The suspect would be
arraigned in court as soon as
investigation is completed.
PoliticsPolitics Issue by Jomrichy1(op): 10:33am On Jan 20, 2015
Naija Issue Be Lyk.

Jokes EtcQuestion For The Day. by Jomrichy1(op): 9:28am On Jan 20, 2015
WOULD YOU TESTIFY IN
COURT AGAINST YOUR PARTNER IF
HE/SHE DOES SOMETHING AGAINST
THE LAW ?!
LET'S KNOW WHAT YOU WILL DO ...
PoliticsQuestion For The Day. by Jomrichy1(op): 5:05pm On Jan 19, 2015
Petroleum Minister Alison-
Madueke has announced a N10
reduction in pump price of
petrol from N97 per litre to
N87 per litre.
The change is in-view of the
recent reduction in the global
price of crude oil.
Our question of the day is this:
What’s your reaction to the
slash in the pump price of
petroleum from
N97.00 per litre to N87.00, do
you think the reduction is
enough?Petroleum Minister Alison-
Madueke has announced a N10
reduction in pump price of
petrol from N97 per litre to
N87 per litre.
The change is in-view of the
recent reduction in the global
price of crude oil.
Our question of the day is this:
What’s your reaction to the
slash in the pump price of
petroleum from
N97.00 per litre to N87.00, do
you think the reduction is
enough?
Petroleum Minister Alison-
Madueke has announced a N10
reduction in pump price of
petrol from N97 per litre to
N87 per litre.
The change is in-view of the
recent reduction in the global
price of crude oil.
Our question of the day is this:
What’s your reaction to the
slash in the pump price of
petroleum from
N97.00 per litre to N87.00, do
you think the reduction is
enough?
PoliticsRe: Photo Of The Day. by Jomrichy1(op): 12:15pm On Jan 19, 2015
Dat's if they make the country hot as the PDP has done in their time..
@nerodenero
PoliticsPhoto Of The Day. by Jomrichy1(op): 10:35am On Jan 19, 2015
A must look.

FamilyFamilies Financial Status. by Jomrichy1(op):
VIEWS AND OPINION.
Should a man Adopt his wife's maiden name because of her father's influence and wealth?..

(It is believed that mnst wealthy and famous families love to give their children in marriage to people having same social status.But sometimes children from affluent families do fall in love with those who are below the social ladder..
Should a man be asked to bear his wife's father's name as the only condition for marrying a girl,what shnuld he do?.

Please post your comment..
FamilyFamily Tragedy. by Jomrichy1(op): 2:17pm On Jan 11, 2015
PLEASE READ SLOWLY.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT:
If you have
Food in your fridge,
Clothes on your body
A roof over your head and
A place 2 sleep
U r richer than 75% of the entire
world.
If you have
money in your wallet
A little change
And Can go anywhere you want
U are among the top 18% of the
worlds
wealthy people.
If you alive today with more
health than
illness,
U are more blessed than the
million people
who will not survive this week
and die.
If you can actually 'READ' this
message
and understand it,
U are more fortunate than the 3
billion
people in the world
who Cannot see
Cannot read Or suffer mental
retardation.
Life is not about complaining pain
and
sorrows.
It's about a thousand other
reasons to Thank
our Creator!!!
and
write, "THANK YOU GOD" to claim
this.
Jokes EtcLove Mathematics For All Student. by Jomrichy1(op): 7:33pm On Dec 15, 2014
COURSE TITLE: Love Mathematics. COURSE CODE: GMS122. All question carry equaL marks. TIME: 2hrs, 30minutes. 1. If a GirL is in LOve fOr 10years and at the end,the guy breaks up with her, what is the Formula for calculating such Love and Time wasted? 2. As a guy, you dated more than 6 chicks At a time, using the Almighty Formula, calculate the expenses and Loss in handLing aLL of them? (Question 3- For girLs only) 3. Using Laws Of Indices, calculate the disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iphone6. (Question 4- For boys only) 4. You send an Airtime worth #1500 to your gaLfriend and she sends you a Please call me I Love You text, calculate the profit and Loss %tage of the Airtime being send and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation. 5. In not more than 10pages, what are the similitude between Orobo girLs and Lekpa girLs. 6. With the aid of a Labeled diagram, draw and explain the term #Ukwu" 7. You broke up with your gal because of christmas gift, etc. Using quadratic equation, calculate how long it'll take you to get her back in January. 8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sisters,but you don't want any other guy to date ur sister. Calculate the %-Error of your Foolish and wicked behavior (Take pie =3.142) 9. When you check a Facebook profiLe 99% of guys are singLe as their maritaL status state, and 100% of the Gals are dating, its compLicated, engaged, in a relationship, married. BriefLy explain who they are dating in not Less than two sentences.... N/B- Attempt all questions to avoid carry - over.!

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