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man: baby i love you, pls would you marry me woman: (stands up and gives him a stinging slap on his face) "i have waited more than 12 years for this. I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went on my way to be nice to men of marraigable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and playstation." i went to the House on the Rock, MFM, christ Embassy, Living Faith, RCCG, Baptist churches ,and presently booked plenty mass in the catholic church, looking every where 4 you............ ............... .... i went from a size 16 to size 10, so that when you see me, you will love what you see. I left lagos to abuja, then i left to port Harcourt, then i went all the way to kano and back to Lagos . i joined Hi five, went from Hi five to facebook, from facebook to twitter, i even had a blog which i rented hoping you will show up. i uploaded only my best pictures on facebook, shared on instagram. And infact took photo sessions to look my best. I attended all the wedings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect. "the next place i was hopping to check was moon, before you crawed out from the house directly to mine,!! So it was you all this while?, you almost rendered my prayer life useless, what were you waiting for?? What sign were you looking for?? Now be a gentle man get down on your knees and put the ring on my finger!!!" the man replied "APRIL FOOL" WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN TO THE MAN? #BOLD

When hustle meet hustle On Saturday a Nigerian man mistakenly sent 2 million naira to a wrong phone number via Mobile money transfer. He thought of what to do to stop d person from withdrawing d money n he came up with this:he sent a message to d person's phone saying."hello dark n worthy initiate,I hope u are OK I believe u have received d money I sent to u? it's for ur initiation into d eternal mystical order of glorious satanism in d ogboni fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow's midnight 12am.dat money is only 4 ur transport. I'll send u more 4 ur shopping. There are riches awaiting u in this kingdom. Two weeks after d initiation,a family member very close to ur hrt will die in a mysterious circumstance n another 2weeks later d next person close to ur hrt again will die too,these deaths will unlock ur ticket to wealth,ability to fly at night to any part of d world,change into all kinds of animal to deliver ur various assignments. remember to come with a syringe n needle 4 drawing ur blood every 20 minutes. Please remember DAT u must nt come a minute late nor a minute earlier bcux d viceroy of Satan will be there himself to officiate d ceremony. Thanks in advance. But in case u are nt ready to join please send back d money otherwise u will die in d nxt 24hrs"......... ..... 5minutes late he got an sms saying, pls send another 2 million naira my friend is also interested..... .! !!! D man fainted..

Study each well before chosing an answer.

Afta spentin lyk 10 years in nursery nd primary school... Afta spentin 6 years in secondary school... Afta lyk 2 years as a sales boi/ gurl in order 2 save money.... Afta travelin 2 strange place 4 numerous exams.... Afta huge amountz spent for school fees, acceptance fees, hostel fee nd other accommodation feez.... Afta mani trekkin frm yhur hostel to your lecture rum in d sun or rain.... Afta wastin yur food money for buyin recharge cards so dat yhu wil b given MB to browse d dificult question given by lecturers.... Afta mani nights unslept copyin notes.... Afta several strikes.... Afta spentin lyk 6 years in university... Afta riskin yhur in a strange land for service.... Afta mani millions hav been spent on you... Still Yet!, sum wicked pple wil still b lukin 4 ur sudden death afta all your stress, i pray anibodi whu is wishing yhu evil, unemployment, premature death, parents' death nd bad luck wil surely DIE untimely b4 d end of dis year in Jesus Name....simply type AMEN to claim dis prayer

One man who is out to open many old "secrets" in the Catholic church is Pope Francis. Some of the beliefs that are held in the church but contrary to the loving nature of God are now being set aside by the Pope who was recently name The Man of The Year by TIME Magazine..... In his latest revelations, Pope Francis said: "Through humility, soul searching, and prayerful contemplation we have gained a new understanding of certain dogmas. The church no longer believes in a literal hell where people suffer. This doctrine is incompatible with the infinite love of God. God is not a judge but a friend and a lover of humanity. God seeks not to condemn but only to embrace. Like the fable of Adam and Eve, we see hell as a literary device. Hell is merely a metaphor for the isolated soul, which like all souls ultimately will be united in love with God.” In a shocking speech that is reverberating across the world, Pope Francis declared that: “All religions are true, because they are true in the hearts of all those who believe in them. What other kind of truth is there? In the past, the church has been harsh on those it deemed morally wrong or sinful. Today, we no longer judge. Like a loving father, we never condemn our children. Our church is big enough for heterosexuals and homosexuals, for the pro-life and the pro-choice! For conservatives and liberals, even communists are welcome and have joined us. We all love and worship the same God.” In the last six months, Catholic cardinals, bishops and theologians have been deliberating in the Vatican City, in discussing the future of the church and redefining long-held Catholic doctrines and dogmas. The Third Vatican Council, is the largest and most important since the Second Vatican Council was concluded in 1962. Pope Francis convened the new council to “finally finish the work of the Second Vatican Council.” The Third Vatican Council concluded with Pope Francis announcing that... Catholicism is now a “modern and reasonable religion, which has undergone evolutionary changes. The time has come to abandon all intolerance. We must recognize that religious truth evolves and changes. Truth is not absolute or set in stone. Even atheists acknowledge the divine. Through acts of love and charity the atheist acknowledges God as well, and redeems his own soul, becoming an active participant in the redemption of humanity.” One statement in the Pope’s speech has sent traditionalists into a fit of confusion and hysteria... “God is changing and evolving as we are, For God lives in us and in our hearts. When we spread love and kindness in the world, we touch our own divinity and recognize it. The Bible is a beautiful holy book, but like all great and ancient works, some passages are outdated. Some even call for intolerance or judgement. The time has come to see these verses as later interpolations, contrary to the message of love and truth, which otherwise radiates through scripture. In accordance with our new understanding, we will begin to ordain women as cardinals, bishops and priests. In the future, it is my hope that we will have a woman pope one day. Let no door be closed to women that is open to men!” A few cardinals in the Catholic church are against Pope Francis' latest declarations. Watch out for the report.

That one song you just can't get out of your head?,.
As for me: 'Snitch bitch' by Empire cast can't stop ringing....

icedbeatz:
#1 the mom got black suit on and she has a round face unlike the other two wearing white and their face is more of oval shape, what's smart about this?

Lol,
if i Hear.

Let's see the Smartest dude Ever.

CHOOSE OPTION A or B GUYS: Among the two complexion, which of these ladies do you think is blessed with beauty than the other?? LADIES: Which of these two complexion do you belong to? As for me i prefer A because am #made of black# and must be proud of it. What about you??.

1. Girls enjoy talking dirty
2. Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
3. Girls are more talkative in nature than guys.
4. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she'a crying in her heart.
5. Gossiping is the favorite pastime of girls.
6. Girls love to feel special, even though they might not show it
7. A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN- ON
8. Girls like to be flattered all the time.
9. Being too serious can turn a girl off.
10. Girls are highly unpredictable in terms of the behavior they would exhibit.
11. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.
12. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.
13. When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever and ever
14. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down
15. Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't show it.
16. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she Loves.
17. Girls know how to control their emotions
18. Girls love it when guys say their name
19. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day.
20. Lot of girls love it when guys ask them for advice.
21. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them
22. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles
23. When a girl cooks for you, you know you mean a lot to her
24. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.
25. Girls are not what they pretend to be.
26. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel
27. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.
28. Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.
29. A smile means a lot to a girl.
30. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.
31. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.
32. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.
33. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.
34. Girls love it when a guy pulls them close by the waist
35. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great expression to a girl that she is beautiful.
36. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.
37. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.
38.A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.
39. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.
40.Girls love having fun!--> hell yeah
41. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.
42. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.
43. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.
44.A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them.
45. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl.

1. Don’t compare your wife to other women. You don’t know what their husbands are going through.

2. Never expose your wife’s weakness to your family or friends or run to them whenever you have issues. Problems are best solved between you and your woman.

3. Don’t think because you are a man so you can use intimidation, shout or violence to communicate your moods. Aggressive men don’t make a happy home.

4. Speak gently and calmly to your wife. Never raise your voice at her, it demeans her and shows you think she is stupid.

5. Do your responsibilities as a man…don’t leave everything to your woman.

6. Never blame your wife if she doesn’t take care of the home every day. She is swamped with house work and helping you raise the kids.

7. Don’t be wasteful spending money on drinks, friends and extended family. The wife and children are your first responsibility.

8. Sex is also important to women. Her pleasure should be considered before your own.

9. Never compare your wife to your ex-girlfriends. If you loved them so much why didn’t you marry them instead of your wife?

10. Never shout down your wife or challenge her in front of the children. The children are watching. They won’t listen and obey her too.

11. Tell your wife she’s beautiful even if you know she’s looking normal. Women love compliment.

12. Don’t forget that women also want attention and someone to share their thoughts with. Never be too busy for your wife.

13. A prayerful man is a better equipped husband. Pray always for your wife and family. Don’t leave the prayers to your wife.

14. Treat your wife like a queen. Buy her gifts, take her shopping and once in a while, cook for her.

15. Please don’t forget your anniversary dates, wedding, engagement and the first time you kissed. I beg you. These dates mean a lot to women. (Don’t ask me why). I also don’t know.

16. Your mother should not have the final say in your marriage. You married your wife, not you and your mother. Let her talk in her own husband’s house.

17. There are 5 days each month that you have to say “I’m sorry”, “yes baby” and “I love you” more than 7 times a day. That’s when she’s menstruating.

100% FACTS ONLY 1. If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" Remember your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up! 2. If you are MARRIED and keep saying "I HATE THIS MARRIAGE!" OK! Is it not married people like you that are celebrating Gold, Silver and even Platinum jubilee? 3. If you keep on ranting, ''I'M LEAVING MY MAN, HE CHEATED ON ME!" Please, go to town and see all the fine, cute, sexy, hot, hungry and desperate chicks waiting to snatch your man's money and property, they don't even mind sharing. Make it work, my friend! 4. Stop saying "I HATE MY JOB!" Look! 20 million people are jobless and can't even find any not to talk of keeping it! Do you want to join them? 5. You keep saying "I HATE WHERE I LIVE!" Oh please! *tears* Try visiting those locations that are flooding now, people leaving in tin/zinc shacks in winter or people living/ sleeping under the bridge at night and you will be grateful to God that you even have a place to stay! 6. Some say "I AM TIRED OF THIS LIFE!" Well, go to the hospital and see people fighting for their lives! Go to the mortuary and take a look then tell me what you feel after that! The point is, be positive and believe in God, that's all that matters. Be Blessed. CHERISH EVERY MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE: To realize the value of a sister/ brother ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize the value of ten years: Ask a newly divorced couple. 1. To realize the value of four years: Ask a graduate. 2. To realize the value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize the value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. 3. To realize the value of one month: Ask a mother Who has given birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. 4. To realize the value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. 5. To realize the value of one second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time.. If you are alive today, please just comment 'Thank you God"

A 2015 study has warned women that if they want to plan a family, they need to think about it early. According to the scientists, women who want to have a big family should start trying for a baby by 23. Trying at this age means she will have a 90 percent chance of having three children, if that’s what she wants. If she wants to have three children and waits till she is 31 before trying, her odds of becoming a mother of three falls to 75 percent and if she holds on until 35, her odds of having three children drops to 50 percent. Women wanting two children should not leave it later than 27 while those wanting one child should start trying by 32. British scientists came to this conclusion after an analysis of fertility data from more than 58,000 women. The study also found that pregnancy remains an option for women in their early 40s, with the chance of conceiving about 50 percent. The researchers also said that fertility problems did not affect men until they were well into their 40s. The study was published in the New Scientist.

AWON GOONS MI "GOONS" another Word for "FRIENDS"? "Got this write up from a young friend and deemed it fit to circulate " I have been pondering on this phrase..."A won Goons Mi" as i have heard some of my Teenagers and even Adults use it when referring to their Friends. Some of them go like "Shout out s'awon goons mi" or Awon goons mi ni yen" and they say it with so much attitude. So i do my research on what the Word "GOONS" mean. According to the Oxford Dictionary, 'Goon' first carried the meaning "stupid person" (circa 1921). 'Goons' means a Silly, deliberately Foolish or Eccentric Person, an awkward Foolish/ stupid person, an aggressive and Violent Young Criminal, a Thug hired to eliminate or terrorize opponents. Secondly, I learnt it became more popular amongst young adults in Nigeria because Olamide a hip hop Musician released a song on it which made me more curious that i had to get some of the Lyrics: * "Shout out s’awon goons mi [ Shout out to my Thug guys] * Awon eruku mi [My Devil incarnate ] * Awon loni kin ma para toni keeping cool mi [ Na them Say Make I no Vex Say make I Keeping cool ] * so bi gobe shele ninu hood mi [ So if Trouble happen for my hood ] * Teba gbo bajinotu ema rawon goons mi [ if you hear gunshot You will see my Thug guys ] * Bajinotu kan fawon goons mi [ One Gunshot for my Thug guys ] poka * Bajinotu meji fawon goons mi [ Two Gunshot for my Thug guys ] poka poka * Bajinotu orisirisi komalo [ Different kind of Gunshot for my Thug guys ] * Bajinotu bajinotu bajinotu bajinotu bajinotu o [Gunshot Gunshot Gunshot Gunshot Gunshot o ] * Olopa o le mawon goons mi e ma sa te bari mopol [Police can’t catch my Thug Guys Don’t run when you see mopol ] * Awon nan gan silekun fole [ they are the ones opening door for thieves ] * They dont wanna see the boy rolling mo n rap , mo n korin ,.mo n kingin , mo n wole [ Am Rapping, Am singing, Am kinging Am Shutting down every where ]" Very interesting Lyrics i must say..So much for Curse Words and the Instigation of Violence. Yet so appealing to some Ignorant young ones and even many Adults. So here's my advice: Please the next time you hear people use a Word, phrase or Slang, don't try to feel among by using it, without first finding out the meaning, as using words carelessly isn't in vogue anymore. Also Don't Forget, "Your WORDS CREATE YOUR WORLD!!!!

No matter how old you are, where you’re from or what you do for a living, we all share something in common—a desire to be successful. Each person’s definition of success is different, however, as some may define success as being a loving and faithful spouse or a caring and responsible parent, while most people would equate success with wealth, fame, and power. We all want to achieve success so we could live a comfortable life—have financial freedom, drive a nice car, and live in a beautiful house. However, although success can be achieved, it does not come easy. There are a lot of tips and strategies out there on how to be successful in life, but I am still a firm believer that there is no better way to succeed than to follow that footsteps of those who have already done so. Here are 13 success tips from some of the world’s most successful and renowned people:
1. Think big.: From Michelangelo Buonarroti, Great Renaissance Artist: “The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark.”
2. Find what you love to do and do it.: From Oprah Winfrey, Media Mogul: “You know you are on the road to success if you would do your job and not be paid for it.”
3. Learn how to balance life.: From Phil Knight, CEO of Nike Inc.: “There is an immutable conflict at work in life and in business, a constant battle between peace and chaos. Neither can be mastered, but both can be influenced. How you go about that is the key to success.”
4. Do not be afraid of failure.: From Henry Ford, Founder of Ford Motors: “Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.”
5. Have an unwavering resolution to succeed.: From Colonel Sanders, Founder of KFC: “I made a resolve then that I was going to amount to something if I could. And no hours, nor amount of labor, nor amount of money would deter me from giving the best that there was in me. And I have done that ever since, and I win by it. I know.”
6. Be a man of action.: From Leonardo da Vinci, Renaissance Genius :“It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.”
7. Avoid conflicts.: From Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of America: “The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people.”
8. Don’t be afraid of introducing new ideas.: From Mark Twain, Famed Author: “A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.”
9. Believe in your capacity to succeed.: From Walter Disney, Founder of Walt Disney Company: “If you can dream it, you can do it.”
10. Always maintain a positive mental attitude.: From Thomas Jefferson, 3rd President of America: “Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.”
11. Don’t let discouragement stop you from pressing on.: From Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of America: “Let no feeling of discouragement prey upon you, and in the end you are sure to succeed.”
12. Be willing to work hard.: From JC Penny, Founder of JC Penney Inc.: “Unless you are willing to drench yourself in your work beyond the capacity of the average man, you are just not cut out for positions at the top.”
13. Be brave enough to follow your intuition.: From Steve Jobs, Co-founder of Apple Inc.: “Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.”.

Nigerian rapper, Olamide stole the show at the 10th edition of the Headies that held in Lagos last night, January 1. His stage rant over his protege, Lil Kesh losing the Next Rated award to Mavin’s Reekado Banks and subsequent Twitter bashing of Don Jazzy have been trending trending topics on Nigerian social media in the last 10 hours.
Realizing that he’s probably said and done a bit too much, the father of one took to Instagram some moments ago to publicly apologize to his fans for his ‘mis- conduct’ at the Headies.
See his apology directed to his FANS below… clearly he’s not sorry for his rants against Don Jazzy.

stevealibi:
Tekno nt on d list y?

Dnt u av Google on ur browser?.

Nigeria’s most prestigious awards, Headies has come and gone and like they usually do every year, celebrate Nigerian music talents. The event was held at Landmark Event Centre, Victoria Island, Lagos is being hosted by Nigerian comedian, Bovi and dance queen, Kaffy. The event was originally scheduled to hold on December 30, 2015 but was postponed to January 1, 2016. View the list of winners from the Headies 2015 below: Headies Hall of Fame :2Face Idibia
Best Street-Hop Artiste: Olamide (‘Bobo’)
Best Pop Single: ‘Godwin’ by Korede Bello
Best Male Performance:
Timi Dakolo (‘Wish me well’) Best R&B single:
‘Wish me well’ by Timi Dakolo Best rap single :
‘King kong’ by Vector
Best Vocal Performance (female):
Aramide (‘Iwo Nikan)
Best Ragga/dancehall single :‘German juice’ by Cynthia Morgan
Best Music Video:
‘Katapot’ (by Reekado Banks, video shot by Unlimited L.A) Best Collaboration:
‘Local Rappers’ – Reminisce ft Olamide, Phyno & StormRex Best Rap Album :
“Chairman” by M.I
Best Music Producer:
Legendary Beatz (‘Ojuelegba’) Lyricist On The Roll:
Vector
Next Rated :
Reekado Banks
Revelation of The Year:
Yemi Alade
Recording of the year :
‘Wish me well’ – Timi Dakolo
Best Alternative Song:
‘Sade’ – Adekunle Gold
Special Recognition Award:
Don Jazzy
Best Pop/R&B Album: AYO – Wizkid
Artiste of The Year: Olamide

Song of The Year :‘Ojuelegba’ – Wizkid .
Rookie of The Year:
YCee

When it gets closer to the New
Year, there is usually this frenzy
that comes with the New Year,
especially the beginning period
of a New Year. The January 1st
frenzy makes people set
unrealistic targets without plans
and discipline to achieving them.
Unfortunately, many of the
promises we make for ourselves
are broken just shortly after.
According to a stat carried on
statisticbrain.com, 45 percent of
Americans make New Year
resolutions and only about 8
percent are successful in
achieving their resolutions. This
goes on to say most resolutions
are done for the wrong motive
with the wrong motivation and
without a tangible plan to see
through it. It’s not only an
American thing; all over the
world, people are engrossed
with resolutions every new year
and yet again every new year.
As revealed by statisticbrain.com,
the top 10 New Year resolutions
for 2014 are losing weight,
getting organised, spend less
and save more, enjoy life to the
fullest, stay fit and healthy, learn
something exciting, quit
smoking, help others in their
dreams, fall in love and spend
more time with family; but it
almost goes back to the same old
story after a while.
We would soon be welcomed to
the New Year, but I’d share some
New Year resolutions you
shouldn’t necessarily join the
crowd in making.

1. TO FIND LOVE.;
People make that resolution to
find love, but this is something
that you don’t even have the
power to find, and when you are
crazed with finding love, you
might find it with the wrong
person who might end up using
you purely for selfish purposes.
Rather, love yourself because
you’d only be appreciated when
you truly appreciate yourself.

2. YOU MUST ACHIEVE…:
Everyone has what they want to
achieve over a calendar period;
but making a plan shouldn’t
necessarily come with the word
‘MUST’. If you notice, it’s now a
cliché when people say they must
achieve this and that by the New
Year; this really is putting
yourself under undue pressure
and by this depression might
step in if things don’t go as
desired.

3. YOU MUST MAKE *** AMOUNT
OF MONEY:
People set targets of making a
ridiculous amount of money
without probably a plan in
making that possible. Rather
than setting such targets, follow
your dreams, work hard, work
smart, be diligent and passionate
about what you do and the rest
would come.

4. QUIT YOUR JOB AND WAIT FOR
A DREAM JOB/CAREER:
Quitting your job isn’t a problem,
but ‘waiting’ for a dream job or
career is the problem. I’ve
probably seen or heard of a few
cases where this happens due to
the optimism that borders
around the New Year. Don’t quit
your job until you’re sure of a
new one or you have set out
plans to start up a new business.
Waiting is never a good option; it
would never pay the bills.

5. WIN AN EX:
This is another disturbing New
Year resolution; if your ex has
moved on, you should move on;
if that ex still appreciates you
then such a person would show
it and take necessary steps,
otherwise, forget that person
and move on.

6. CHANGE YOUR PARTNER:
Changing your partner is hardly
ever a realistic objective; you
don’t have dominion over your
partner and probably can’t
change that partner. The only
person that can change a person
is that person, all you can try to
do is influence that person, but
the change is still down to the
person. Changing your partner
might mean forcing a lot on that
person and that would lead a
backdrop in the relationship;
influence your partner by being
subtle and being a better partner
yourself.
You don’t necessarily need a
January 1st to make a resolution;
when it’s past that first week or
month of the new year, the
motivation begins to diminish
because it’s backed on the
wrong motivational principle.
Make every day be the New Year
resolution for you with the right
motivation and dedication —you
don’t have to set unrealistic
targets, but you need a good
plan.

GloryIsaac:
Congrats on spilling our secrets!! B*TCH!! .. we'll find another way out..

Lol,
bad guy.

Show me a man that has never
told a lie to his lady and I’d show
you a man that’s sent from
heaven. Don’t be deceived, all
men have told a lie to their lady
but the difference is some men
lie once in a while, some lie
averagely while a huge sum lie
aggressively. I categorise lies
men tell into 3.
The first is the white lie; this lie is
just a little lie that you tell to get
out of trouble with your lady. It’s
a lie that isn’t really far away
from the truth but it’s a lie. This is
the kind of lie I tell *laughing*. If
your man tells this type, you are
safe. The second lie is the black
lie; this is a very big lie. Men that
tell this kind of lie always have to
tell a lie every day of their lives. A
man that tells a white lie feels
bad that he has to lie but not the
man that tells a black lie.
If you think the man that tells a
black lie is bad, wait until you
hear about the red lie. The red lie
is lie intensified; a lie that can
send a woman to an early grave.
Men that tell this lie don’t even
mind being caught because they
would tell another lie to cover
that lie and would just keep lying.
Any man that tells this kind of lie
can sell a woman’s jewelry and
wouldn’t feel guilty but would
even tell another lie on top of it.
Well, you have known the kind of
lies men tell in 10 frequent lies
men tell,

1. SO SHE DOESN’T GET ANGRY
Yea, men lie so as not to make
their women angry. They know
that the truth would make the
lady mad and they can’t stand
you being angry with them, so
they just have to tell that lie and
come out clean. Some women’s
anger is like hell’s fury, no one
can stand them. So imagine a guy
in this situation, he would just
tell that lie so as not to unleash
her fury.

2. TO SAVE THE RELATIONSHIP
Yes, that relationship means a lot
to us and losing it isn’t an option.
Some truths can damage a
relationship and not every man
would want to lose his
relationship because it means a
lot. He may want to say the truth
but he just can’t because losing
her is not an option.

3. TO PROTECT HIS IMAGE
Some truths can make that
woman lose her respect for her
man. He knows if he says the
truth, he would forever lose her
and it would damage his
reputation where she is, it would
kill the trust she has in him.
Picture this scenario, your man is
cheating on you with his maid,
how do you expect him to own
up to that? And no, I’m not
supporting his act; I’m just
saying why he just has to lie. If
he says the truth, he would lose
your trust, dampen his image
and also kill the vibe between
you guys. Even if he repents from
such an act, he just wouldn’t say
the truth. He knows he can’t.

4. TO KEEP ON CHEATING
What do you expect? A cheating
husband or boyfriend would
always have to lie to come out
clean. He knows if his ways are
straight, he would get caught; so
he has to lie frequently about
almost everything he does. No
man can lie as frequent as a
cheating man; a cheating man
has to be smart in popping out
those lies else he would get
caught. Not that he wants to stop
cheating, he’s very comfortable
cheating and he likes it.

5. BECAUSE IT’S THE EASY
OPTION OUT
There is no easier option out
than lying. It’s the simplest and
fastest thing that gets to the
head to bail you out of that
trouble. The truth can be
stressful at times but lying just
makes everything easy. Lying
easily gets your lady to trust you
and that’s the irony that comes
with lying.

6. TO BEND HER TO HIS WILL
Men lie sometimes to make a
woman do what he wants. No
wonder women sometimes tag
men as selfish beings.
Sometimes, he knows that saying
the truth won’t make her do his
will so he just says that lie to
prompt her to easily do what he
wants.

7. BECAUSE SHE JUST WOULDN’T
UNDERSTAND
That really is one huge reason
men lie. A man can easily tell his
fellow man the truth and he
would understand but he can’t
do that to a woman, she just
wouldn’t understand. So he just
hides her off from what he’s
facing and tells a little white lie to
get her off his back.

8. ADVICE FROM FRIENDS
Trust me when I say this is one
of the major reasons why men
lie; friends. When he does
something bad that would hurt
his lady, the first he tells are his
friends. And what do you think
they would advise him to do; tell
you the truth? No way ma’am;
they would tell him to take the
short-cut and you know what
that means. Guys listen to their
friends a lot and friends can just
give them that wrong option.

9. MAYBE IT’S GENETIC
I don’t know but guys just have a
million lies stored up in their
head and they can vomit them as
fast as possible. Show me a man
that doesn’t lie and I would show
you a man that isn’t scared of
anything. Lies and lies and more
lies are some of the things that
fill a guy’s brain.
Ladies, you’ve heard it all; now
you know why your man just has
to tell that lie. Even if he cares
about you, he still tells that little
white lie once in a while to get
off some troubles. But please, if
your man is the type that tells
you a black or red lie, get out of
that relationship. He doesn’t
deserve you; that is if you are an
honest lady too...

The male gender has always
been accused of lying to their
female counterparts, “it’s in their
blood”, and “all men are the
same” the females would tell you.
Every now and then a guy just
has to tell a little white lie to get
out of a certain situation with his
lady. Well, we bring you ten
frequent lies men tell even
without thinking.
However, this doesn’t try to say
all men lie…

1. Wasn’t with my phone
He probably saw the call but
didn’t feel like talking at that
point in time. He put your call on
silent baby. hehe

2. I’m not like other guys
Almost every guy have said this
to a lady at one point in time.
This is the perfect lie guys tell to
get what they want. It’s
surprising that ladies always fall
for this lie even after hearing it
from a thousand other guys.
*Rotfl*

3. She is just a friend
There may never be a frequent lie
than this. What were you
expecting to hear? That she is
just another side chick (probably
like you) Wake up from your
sleep baby.

4. I’m on my way dear
You can equate this with ‘I just
finished having my bath’. Sorry to
burst your bubbles, he ain’t
nowhere close honey.

5. My status (update or
personal message) is for you
boo
This one actually isn’t a lie; the
only problem is that the update
was meant for 6 other girls too,
boo. You have got to see your
name on it to be sure… even your
surname and middle name might
be useful at times.
I’ve gone half way and I can feel
the guys saying “stop this man,
you are breaking the guy code”
and the ladies are itching for me
to write the next five. It’s your
lucky day ladies cos I’m with you
on this one.

6. Uhm just stepped out the
house now
Well this is the answer to “where
are you honey?” Just in case you
were going to pop up with “I’m
coming over in a bit”. lmao

7. Was just thinking about you
This is in-built, every guy says
this even without thinking, it’s
just at the tip of the tongue. It’s
as old as the word ‘old’ itself.

8. You are the most beautiful
girl I’ve ever seen
Omg!!! You know that ain’t true
hun. Come on, you are not even
close (except for just a few
though). How can every girl be
the most beautiful girl he has
seen Just asking

9. Don’t leave me, I can’t do
without you baby
This is the only lie you can tell
when caught in the act. Hardly
any other words to say other
than this.

10. I’m not going to see or even
call her again
In other words, I’m going to see
her but you are not going to
catch me with her again and I’d
always delete her calls from my
call log when you are visiting.
Busted!!! Busted!!! Busted!!!
Damn I can hear them screaming.
But one thing is for sure, most
(ladies) would still fall for these
same words even after reading
this piece. Guys would still find
their way around and I just don’t
know why..
RATE ME GIRLS..



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BITTER TRUTH!!! 1. If You Marry A Girl That Can't cook, Bros Your Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
2. When next you check your boyfriend's texts. Ignore his chats with girls, and check the ones with guys. That's where the truth is
3. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
4. If you have attended over 100 weddings and you are still single. Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy.
5. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help comes from Above not Abroad.
6. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast. .
7. A cockroach is afraid of a rat,a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach. That's life
8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .BBM - 5Mins ago, Twitter- 2Mins ago . BIBLE OR QURAN- 2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in kerosene
9. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the 2nd and 3rd app for chats and gossip, but Women Still retain the 1st position
10. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So think deep, choose ur prison mate carefully & sentence urself wisely to avoid Prison break
11. To those who commit suicide; why are you So selfish? Why kill yourself when so many people are looking for who to use for money rituals?
12. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in the Bible.So if any guy calls you an angel,na wash ooooo.
13. And if after reading this u refuse to comment or like, devil dey dance shakiti bobo for your head....!!! Happy new year in advance to you all.....

You met and dated a girl when you were in the university, she was a virgin when you met her, and you both agreed not to have s*x untill your wedding night. The both of you graduated but were jobless for four years. However, after many years of suffering, she later secured a job for you in one big company where you were paid close to £900,000 per month. Things were going well with the relationship and you finally proposed marriage to her, she accepted but after few seconds, tears start rolling down her cheeks. You asked her what the problem was; she said:- ”Am sorry love, I am no longer a virgin I gave my virginity to your boss before he accepted to employ you in his company. That was the only condition he gave me before you were employed or you remained jobless. Assuming you are this guy, what will be your reaction? For the ladies, can you do this for love? Lets hear your Say! Drop your Comments

A MUST READ FOR ALL FLIRTING MARRIED MEN AROUND!!! Think about these... 1. Your wife is using Nokia touch light and you bought your girlfriend BB, what are you? 2. You take your girlfriend to the saloon to fix Brazilian hair, while your wife plates tread hair, what are you? 3. You bought expensive soap and cream for your girlfriend while your wife use Vaseline and dudu osu, what are you? 4. Your wife and children use Aba made shoes while your girlfriend wear s Italian shoes, what are you? 5. Your wife drink zobo and kunu, while your girlfriend drink fruit juice, what are you? 6. Your wife hardly recharge her phone with N10 card, but you recharge your girlfriend's phone with N1,500, what are you? 7. You starved your wife of sex, while you beg your girlfriend for sex, who and what will such a man be called MY QUESTION NOW IS THIS... WHAT WOULD YOU CALL SUCH A MAN LIKE THIS
A. Fool
B. Stupid
C. Useless
D. Wicked
E. Irresponsible
F. All of the above??

Robbers enter a house, asks for
all the
money and valuables. After they
collect what
they can, they give the man of
the house a
gun with instructions to shoot
his wife or else
he shot himself. The man gets
the gun, points
it at his wife and hesitates...He is
thinking of what he has gone
through in life with his
wife and how she has suffered
and sacrificed
for him and the kinda love he
have for her...
He hands back the gun and says,
"I am sorry
I can't do this..."The boss of the
robbers
silently grabs the gun from him
and passes it on to the wife with
the
same instruction.
The wife gets the gun and
without any single
hesitation points to her
husband's head and
pulls the trigger...But the gun
had no bullets
in it... The robbers get their gun
and walk out of the
house laughing.
QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION


1. If you were the man in that
house how
would you react towards your
wife?


2. If you were the wife, what
explanation can you
give to your husband!


3. If you were invited to bring
peace
between this couple, what
advice would you
give?

There are at least four primary s*xual sins the Word of God speaks of: adultery, fornication, uncleanness and lewdness. Here are the definitions of these four s*xual sins: 1- Adultery: Unlawful s*xual intercourse involving at least one married person. Adultery is incompatible with the harmonious laws of family life in God’s kingdom, and is under God’s judgment since it violates God’s original purpose. 2- Fornication: p****graphy, illicit s*xual intercourse including prostitution, whoredom, inc*st, licentiousness (lack of moral restraint), and habitual immorality (would include s*xual fantasies that lead to self service). 3- Uncleanness: Often refers to homosexuality and lesbianism 4- Lewdness: unashamed indecency, unbridled lust, unrestrained depravity (a disposition or settled tendency to evil, the innate corruption of unregenerate man), the person with this characteristic has an insolent defiance of public opinion, sinning in broad daylight with arrogance and contempt. Again, this often refers to s*xual sin. Here’s where many people err in their understanding of their se*uality. Notice the following verses. “Foods for the stomach and the stomach for foods, but God will destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for s*xual immorality but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body. And God both raised up the Lord and will also raise us up by His power” (1 Cor. 6:13-14). Paul is correcting the dangerous misconception among the Corinthians who believed, “as the stomach is designed for food, the private parts are created for s*xual experience.” This mind-set is not only common among unregenerate human beings but also among Christians who justify s*xual immorality. Paul shows how this analogy is false because your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost and belongs to Christ. Eating food is a secondary and temporal arrangement, but se*uality reaches into the eternal and metaphysical depths of one’s being. An essential identity exists between the present physical body and the future glorified body (v 14). s*xual intercourse is more than a biological experience; it involves a communion of life. Since Jesus is one with the born-again believer’s spirit, it is unthinkable to involve Him with immorality; thus the strong admonition not to let the sin of fornication and all uncleanness “even be named among you” (Eph. 5:3; emphasis added). se*uality is a uniquely profound aspect of the personality involving one’s entire being. s*xual immorality has far- reaching effects, with great spiritual significance and social implications (v18). Such immorality is not only a sin against the body but against the Holy Spirit, who dwells in the body. It is one of the ways we are to discern the Lord’s body, which when consistently neglected, as I stated earlier, often brings weakness, sickness, and even premature death. Regardless of how satisfying and fulfilling s*x is in its rightful place within the marriage, it is still a temporal arrangement and not a part of our eternal existence. And yet by it we procreate and give birth to eternal spirits. s*xual immorality messes with the power of procreation with someone to whom you are not married. The s*xual drive is not sinful, but it is hurtful if not kept in its proper place. Scripture forbids s*xual immorality in order to protect you. Politicians, businesses, schools and our public institutions are not qualified to handle the subject of s*xual immorality and deviate s*x problems we have in our culture. They are a part of the problem, not the solution. Sadly though, the church has fallen so short of addressing this problem from a strong scriptural perspective. Some churches no longer even believe what the Bible says about s*xual immorality is pertinent. One high- ranking church official said that the church is going to have to come to an understanding of homosexuality according to the changing culture. That is one of the biggest problems in the church today. Many of us are conforming to the standards of the culture around us. Another well-known charismatic television preacher told his audience that homosexuality is not sin but brokenness. “What do you think David and Jonathan were doing? What do you think Ruth and Naomi were doing?” implying that they were involved in homosexual and lesbian relationships. I had to shake my head at that one. And yet this preacher is considered one of the greatest preachers in America with a very large following. It turns out that one of his own children is a homosexual. Although this is a very crushing trial for any godly parent to have to face, one cannot be loyal to his family at the expense of betraying God’s holy Word. When influential preachers say erroneous things like that, it opens the door for deception and compromise among masses of people who respect these preachers. This will lead to a flood of evil, immorality, and all kinds of perversion among the hearers of such. It is sad to see the dilution of sound doctrine in much of the church today. It is grievous to the Holy Spirit to see such cowardice and compromise among preachers who have either departed from the true faith or who are afraid to teach sound doctrine in the area of s*xual morality. As a result, our children and young people are getting educated by the reprobate minds of the world. Let the preachers of righteousness speak up with strength and conviction, for the time is here when many are not enduring sound doctrine, but with itching ears are heaping up teachers unto themselves.

On a bus going from Ibadan to Lagos, the phone of a girl sitting close to me rang she picks it and said "Honey, I'm in a bus going to Abuja for the burial, I'll call you when I get there". Another girl's phone rang, she said "Sweetheart I'm on my way to Port-Harcourt for the Masters Degree Form, pls send me Credit for the trip." Another one's phone rang, she said..."Alhaji, sorry I'm on my way to Owerri for the interview, I'll call you later." A man who was sitting at the back of the bus suddenly raises his voice in anger "Driver stop please park! Park this bus! Where exactly is this bus going to!!!?" Lol

Who is a MAN? A man is a beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister. He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face. He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the lady he loves just to see her smiling. He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain. He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime. He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss. His life finally ends up only by compromising for others' happiness. If he goes out, then he's careless If he stays at home, then he's a lazy If he scolds children, then he's a monster If he doesn't scold, then he's a irresponsible guy If he stops wife from working, then he's an insecure guy If he doesn't stops wife from working, then he's somebody who lives on wife's earnings. If he listens to mom, then he's mama's boy If he listens to wife, he's wife's slave Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed for you. Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!

TO YOUNG GIRLS.....(from a friend) You truly look PRETTY, but I have to warn you not to lose your VIRGINITY. Don't allow what you see in your VICINITY to break your wall of SECURITY... Your VIRGINITY is your DIGNITY, Protect it and... make it your number one PRIORITY. Don't allow the error of PROXIMITY to lead you into IMMORALITY... Your friends call you MINORITY because you don't follow their PARTY OF MAJORITY. They show off their bodies for money and also commit different ATROCITY. Now you are feeling self-PITY, thinking of embracing their INSANITY. But listen to me!, In Jesus you have a true IDENTITY, and you are covered by divine IMMUNITY. Leave them to PARTY in their IRASCIBILITY because in REALITY the end is CALAMITY. They will become STD and SSTD (spiritual sexually transmitted diseases) CASUALITY. If you have lost your VIRGINITY already, don't worry, Jesus can still give you a new IDENTITY... HIS DIVINITY will help your HUMANITY but you have to stop all IMMORALITY, so that you can get access into the beautiful CITY prepared by the Almighty TRINITY. Listen to this: "It is God's will that you should be sanctified: that you should avoid sexual immorality; that each of you should learn to control his own body in a way that is holy and honorable, not in passionate lust like the heathen, who do not know God." (1 Thessalonians 4:3-5). "You are not your own; you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body" (I Corinthians 6:20). Like and Share with your friends

I met my Secondary School Mathematics teacher today at Enugu, We greeted and he asked for the direction to the Zenith Bank in Presidential Road. . I told him. . . ''Make a 360 turn and walk for about 1.8 Meters then find the coeficient of X using Pythagorous theory and round it up to the nearest tens. you will then see a Big supermarket which is Perpendicular to your right, then make an Obtuse Angle turn and you will see the Bank at a distance of about the logarithm of 7.'' . Let him feel what I felt as his student during his math class in school_ Metcweeeeee! .