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Christianity Etc › Re: Is Masturbation A Sin?. by jonbellion(m): 2:04pm On Dec 21, 2016
Masturbation is not a sin friend
This is what Christianity does
Makes you feel guilty for the silliest of things undecided
Though I feel there's an age where you should outgrow such things anyway grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-witch Reveals The Satanic Nature Of Yoga by jonbellion(m): 1:54pm On Dec 21, 2016
Anas09:
https://drintimacy./incubus-and-succubus-sex-demons-of-the-night/
Read, read, and again i say read. Then go down to the comments section and read the comments of those posessed with sexually Transmitted Drmons. Do u think denying it will make it go away?
lmao
This is just a combination of wet dreams and sleep paralysis completely blown out of proportion tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-witch Reveals The Satanic Nature Of Yoga by jonbellion(m): 1:52pm On Dec 21, 2016
Anas09:
Chai dis boy. Okay, nah sniffing? grin
lol no oo
You think say I dey bahd gang grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-witch Reveals The Satanic Nature Of Yoga by jonbellion(m): 1:37pm On Dec 21, 2016
Anas09:
U don go smoke again abi? I didn't i tell you to stay off that stuff?
lol
I don't smoke
Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-witch Reveals The Satanic Nature Of Yoga by jonbellion(m): 1:08pm On Dec 21, 2016
EyeHateGod:
That girl don day mad I think she needs Help! Anas01 please go and do Check up ...
bro
What religion does to you though
Wow
It'll take years to break the delusion
The comment was so daft
I assume that's what they tell her in church
I don't have sex in my sleep I must be possessed in another way undecided
Lol
Bullshit
Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-witch Reveals The Satanic Nature Of Yoga by jonbellion(m): 1:03pm On Dec 21, 2016
Superpower:
this is ridiculous
dude
I just don't understand
If you talk now they will insult you and accuse demons of living inside you
Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-witch Reveals The Satanic Nature Of Yoga by jonbellion(m): 12:53pm On Dec 21, 2016
Anas09:
There are sexually Transmitted Diseases and there are Sexually Transmitted Demons.

Sexually Transmitted Demons jump from the demon possessed Person, like HopefulLandlord to a girl he engages in sexual act with. He won't even know and she won't know too. And, vise versa. She just starts seeing herself being made love to in her sleep or having orgasms without sex. Thats how the manifestation begins.


Sexually Transmitted Demons, are responsible for sex in your dreams.

The worst is when a woman is pregnant, the child gets possessed before birth.

This is responsible for homosexuality.

Incubus and succubus. Male and female sex demons. Google them.
Jesus fukking Christ
*facepalm*

Christianity Etc › Re: D by jonbellion(m): 12:45pm On Dec 21, 2016
Anas09:
Just bend your head and quietly ask the demons inside of you why they hate God fiercely. If you have ears to hear, you'll hear, "because He created Hellfire".
lmao
I don't have any demons in my head
There is more to life than the false dichotomy
of Christianity
If after correcting you time and again you can't simply comprehend that fact then I'm afraid i can't help you
Christianity Etc › Re: D by jonbellion(m): 12:38pm On Dec 21, 2016
Anas09:
[s]Why can't you sleep? I can't see anyone loosing sleep over Shrek. Why can't you sleep boy?

Wisper to the legions living in you to hurry up and cast some more souls down. Whicheverway, Hellfire is awaiting him/them. Sorry boy, Your lord can only make noise, but cant change a thing. Ask him to try[/s].
lmao
Hellfire
What they use to whip you all into place
At your age

Christianity Etc › Re: D by jonbellion(m): 12:35pm On Dec 21, 2016
MrMontella:
na to kill human being dey hungry yahweh..

See satan that has been jumping upandan he no fit kill am..

Or is he afraid of it? grin grin
Lmao
Such an idiotic story
Am omnipotent being can't destroy satan the creation since the beginning of time
The satan dude is supposedly fighting a losing battle
What's the point of fighting an all powerful being huh
But Abrahamic God is feeling cool with itself
The people that believe this crap of a fairytale sef
Christianity Etc › Re: D by jonbellion(m): 10:16am On Dec 21, 2016
4evergod the straw man lord
You are here ehn angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-witch Reveals The Satanic Nature Of Yoga by jonbellion(m): 10:13am On Dec 21, 2016
hopefulLandlord:
Fallacy detected

False Dichotomy Fallacy
one corrected her on that so many times I'm tired
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 8:27am On Dec 21, 2016
4everGod:
You are even more dumb than i thought.
and you are ignorant
You can't compare Morse code to Charles Babbage's machine
You're arguing on what you know nothing about
KingEbukasBlog even knows this
He's reading computer science
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 8:24am On Dec 21, 2016
I'll galjing about a pegr.avle co outer!
4everGod:
Indeed you are limited in knowledge. Even the telegraph itself was utilized using codes known as the Morse Code. Every form of communication including code writing came through the telegraph. The idea that you could utilize codes in communication plus the instant message transmission plus the long distance message carriage all came together to revolutionize the communications world.

Every other telecoms idea piggy backed off it. Keep on arguing in your ignorance and your failed attempt at saving a bit of your bruised atheist ego.
I'll talking about a programmable computer!
Stop
Just stop
Youre in my fort cool
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 8:22am On Dec 21, 2016
4evergod call me when the telegraph could write a very basic function of programming language
Charles Babbage's calculating engine had the idea cool
Alan Turing modified it cool
I advise you to learn a programming language
Coding is the future cool
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 8:15am On Dec 21, 2016
4everGod:
Boy you fail to see the point of the OP. Even your computer fed off the knowledge of the telegraph via the transatlantic cable which revolutionized communication. Every form of telecoms you can mention today feeds off the telegraph invention and idea.

I know you wouldnt know this being 24yrs old and all so i know your knowledge would be limited.
will you keep quiet
I read computer science
Can the telegraph write code
Can it even write assembly language
No
No
No
cool
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 8:09am On Dec 21, 2016
4everGod:
Yeah yeah try and salvage your bruised ego a bit i know it didnt seat well with you as the atheist you are. However your opinion doesnt matter when compared to those of millions worldwide and since you are not as well known as stephen fry or Amy Henderson the historian i guess it even matters less. cheers
lmaooooooo
Please
The first real computers where used during world war 2
Every other thing since then has been an improvement
Thanks to Alan Turing the father of modern computer science cool
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 8:02am On Dec 21, 2016
MrMontella:
I saw no legacy of smartphones

wetin concern smartphone with telegraph?
don't mind them this is just them clutching at straws
A very desperate measure
Is a telegraph an OS-NO!
A smartphone is a computer that uses the knowledge of programming language to be configured
A telegraph sends and receives messages
They could have just said mobile phone but noooooo
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 7:48am On Dec 21, 2016
Ok
Clap for the christians undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: The Seven-Year Tribulation: What Does The Bible Say? by jonbellion(m): 11:18pm On Dec 20, 2016
The pre trib crew would not like this
Christianity Etc › Re: Alas! The Wall Of Religion Is Falling by jonbellion(m): 11:14pm On Dec 20, 2016
Anas09:
You have a problem with the word "Christmas?"
lol no
Christs real birthdate is unknown
Modern Christmas is just a mix mash of pagan customs that has been incorporated into the holiday
Christianity Etc › Re: delete by jonbellion(m): 11:08pm On Dec 20, 2016
OP I think you're in the wrong section undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-witch Reveals The Satanic Nature Of Yoga by jonbellion(m): 8:18pm On Dec 20, 2016
Anas09:
Okay witch, make sure to remain young.

Not only a lesbian, shes also a witch. Imaooo.
lmao
She wants to play God
Christianity Etc › Re: Alas! The Wall Of Religion Is Falling by jonbellion(m): 7:24pm On Dec 20, 2016
Deicide:
You must be gay because she says you are Gay...
asin
So daft undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Alas! The Wall Of Religion Is Falling by jonbellion(m): 7:08pm On Dec 20, 2016
Anas09:
Does your Dad know you are gay?
I'm not gay
Christianity Etc › Re: Alas! The Wall Of Religion Is Falling by jonbellion(m): 7:03pm On Dec 20, 2016
Anas09:
Guy, dont get too use to me. Get a life.

This is what happens when money is stolen from the congregation to give the Pastors children the best, when the congregants are crying. The Pastor's kids turn out useless and on drugs. Their parents neglect them but act holier than thou over others youths in church, while their kids curse them behind their backs.

Go tell your Dad that his God is stupid. Its that God's money that sent you to school to empower you to type here. It's that God's money that put that smart phone in your hand, it's that God's money your dad is still stealing to give you a good life, while people are hungry everywhere. God is not asleep.

The way He punished Elis house, thats the way you will be punished.

Thank you for calling your Dad stupid, for serving a stupid God. embarassed embarassed embarassed.
happy holidays to you too
Christianity Etc › Re: Alas! The Wall Of Religion Is Falling by jonbellion(m): 6:37pm On Dec 20, 2016
hopefulLandlord:
don't take too use to this grammar
lol I saw it too
I didn't want to be mean grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Alas! The Wall Of Religion Is Falling by jonbellion(m): 6:32pm On Dec 20, 2016
Anas09:
Guy, dont take too use to me. Get a life.
lmao who said I was undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Alas! The Wall Of Religion Is Falling by jonbellion(m): 6:28pm On Dec 20, 2016
And calling people who don't believe in your stupid Judeo Christian religion demon possessed
I'm sure anas09 is nearby
And also threaten them with eternal punishment
That one always gets them

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists Protected By New Law That Obama Signed by jonbellion(m): 6:25pm On Dec 20, 2016
hopefulLandlord:
lol, all your rants makes us scared, very scared

as scared as the oldest man in your street would feel if you tell him that father Christmas won't give him any present this Christmas

try it, how much that would scare him is how much your post scares us
lmao

Christianity Etc › Re: The Total Number Of Names Written In The Book Of Life!!! by jonbellion(m): 6:08pm On Dec 20, 2016
Ooh my Gaaad
*facepalm*
Education › Re: 7 Advantages Of Attending A Public University In Nigeria by jonbellion(m): 6:04pm On Dec 20, 2016
Lol both are bull
The educational system in this country is sub par
Most of my mates that read computer science in this country can't even write a program
That's quite sad if you ask me
I wonder what they now teach them

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