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Christianity Etc › Re: Salvation; God's Big Idea by jonbellion(m): 10:06am On Dec 22, 2016
So it was his plan since undecided
He gave humanity the disease and offered the cure(actually if humans had a sinful nature it's quite simple:Yahweh created faulty humans)
And the best way to redeem mankind was through a human sacrifice rather than just forgiving sins like a sensible deity would do
Judeo-Christian mythology is so dumb
Christians please consider diesm
Christianity Etc › Re: See This Shocking Confession Made By A Christian About Yahweh Being A Son Of God by jonbellion(m): 9:54am On Dec 22, 2016
Anas09:
Hmmm. Maybe you shd let them debunk my assertions. Did any of them say you are not?

Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
John:8:44


Do you thinking denying it makes it lie?

By their fruits we shall know them.


Satans kids, behave like Satan. Denying it, doesn't change it. Actions speak louder than words.
okay
I worship satan
Excise me while I go and drink cow blood, say my satanic prayer and rub my sem*n on a cross undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists Protected By New Law That Obama Signed by jonbellion(m): 9:37am On Dec 22, 2016
hopefulLandlord:
I've so far been very calm while you've been spitting imaginary fire



are you on your period?


this is funny, weren't you the same person that said I should go and die? and now I'm the terrorist? abeg, don't strap a bomb to yourself o! no imaginary friend is worth killing or dying for grin


this really scared me, I just pissed in my pants cheesy

I need to pray to Jesus - the Jewish folklore carpenter killed by three nails 2000 years ago in a small Israeli village - to protect me from "monitoring spirits"



lol, you know how many of your imaginary Jewish folklore friend's wrath I get threatened with in religion section and in PMs time and again from people like you? someone even sent me a PM that I'll die in 2 weeks if I don't open a thread apologising to Yahweh, 4 months later.........

your Yahweh can't do sheet cuz he only resides in your head, deal with it

Question to theists (especially Christians): if your god is as real and as powerful as you claim, why are you the one preaching, cursing, getting angry, killing on his behalf?
well said bro cool
And athiests are supposed to be the angry ones undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Will Take The Son? by jonbellion(m): 9:28am On Dec 22, 2016
sonofluc1fer:
See how Jesus just spoilt a good story.
lol bro
It's jesus we're talking about
Him and his bad market
Why are you surprised undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: See This Shocking Confession Made By A Christian About Yahweh Being A Son Of God by jonbellion(m): 9:25am On Dec 22, 2016
Anas09:
Not directed at you. The Deep calls to Deep. The ones am talking to understands.
lmao
Last time I checked you're the only christian that does this bullshit of constantly linking atheism to Satanism
Other sensible christians like KingEbukasBlog and 4evergod know better than to operate with false dichotomy
Christianity Etc › Re: See This Shocking Confession Made By A Christian About Yahweh Being A Son Of God by jonbellion(m): 9:22am On Dec 22, 2016
realmindz:
Guess Satan is your ex lover for you to have a perfect description of him


We need to grab u urgently to the hospital.

Paranoid Schizophrenia
lol
She says the stupidest things
Sports › Re: Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Anytime Any Day by jonbellion(m): 11:06pm On Dec 21, 2016
Yes!
James rodriguez all the way
We need a winger like that
I'm skeptical about veratti though
Celebrities › Re: And The Winner Of Headies 2016 Next Rated Artist Is ? (see Photos) by jonbellion(m): 4:27pm On Dec 21, 2016
Does anyone really give a fukk undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 3:51pm On Dec 21, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Yeah , I know right .

Maybe the wife stopped him from using a female's voice grin . So it won't look like he's flirting cheesy
lmaooo that'll just be odd
I watched a movie like that ex machina the AI girl manipulated the programmer for her self gain
After I watched that movie I started thinking if AI was really the right way to go
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 3:46pm On Dec 21, 2016
randomperson:
Yh, right... Like I will understand it at all
lmao this is what you'll mostly need
-a for dummies book(it's not actually for dummies that's just the title of the book series) I have a lot of programming languages that I learn with the book series
-a computer(windows or MacOS or ubuntu)
-online classes
-perseverance
And
-caffeinated beverages
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 3:39pm On Dec 21, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
I watched the video today . It was so cool . He used Morgan Freeman's voice .

But some said it was kind of racist . grin
lmao I didn't really think so oo
Morgan Freemans voice is classy na cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 3:28pm On Dec 21, 2016
randomperson:
Is it just me or there a lot of programmers on this forum
lol that is the future friend
Go and check out mark zuckerbergs homemade version of JARVIS
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 3:20pm On Dec 21, 2016
benzics:
Lol.. Yeah
lol bros this your code nawa oo
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 3:13pm On Dec 21, 2016
benzics:
grin how far na.. No put mouth here o, cuz you yourself told me. . "{programming} doesn't make sense".. so just swerve
Ebuka does not have the patience to be a legit programmer cool
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 3:11pm On Dec 21, 2016
benzics:
cool I once tried Java, understood it the first week when I was reading about it, but I got tired and just focused on web languages... Think I'll be learning C, C++, C# next, and maybe Java cry
if you have a good grip on java C++ won't be much of a problem
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 3:10pm On Dec 21, 2016
benzics:
grin how far na.. No put mouth here o, cuz you yourself told me. . "{programming} doesn't make sense".. so just swerve
shocked
shocked
shocked

Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 3:08pm On Dec 21, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Keep deceiving yourself .
lmaooo
Why did you say that
I know people that know a lot of programming languages
But its mostly a jack of all trades thing
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 3:04pm On Dec 21, 2016
benzics:
wink mastered the art at 15-16yrs though... You?
I use mostly C++ and java and PHP
Then I know the basics of python
I won't say I've mastered though but I'm quite good with java and C++
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 2:57pm On Dec 21, 2016
benzics:
Good in php/php7, javascript, html(markup) /html5, css/css3, sql, phpMysql (procedural and OOP),jquery.. Just basically web languages for now
lol yeah I just observed that now
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 2:56pm On Dec 21, 2016
benzics:
I can relate being dumb as a Christian, arguing with atheists and asking them questions like "if God doesn't exist, can you explain how miracles happen"(where in fact I've never been a witness of miracles)

And no, I am not intelligent because I left Christianity, I've always been intelligent, just that once in my life, I believed in fairy tales.. And that to me is dumb.. But academically, I was great, I even started programming at the age of 11, I was the curious type, I always asked myself "how are websites made, I want to be able to make one", and I started reading books online.. My curiosity led me to becoming an atheist.

I remember my uncle once telling me, "you think you are smarter than god? All those researches you are doing are led by the devil to make you deviate from God, so I advice you to stop doing such researches, you are too young to be an atheist"

Can you imagine, telling me to be IGNORANT instead of asking questions, that's why I think belief in religions are pretty stupid.

Ben Carson is an intelligent man, but he believes in "god", that's just where he lags behind..
I was surprised when Ben Carson spoke against evolution
So sad
Such an intellegent man
Anyway he was obviously ignorant on evolutionary biology
He should just stick to his neurosurgery knowledge
It's his seventh day Adventist beliefs that is doing this to him
He even used the second law of thermodynamics pseudoscience to criticise the theory that stupid entropy nonsense
And this is a man that wanted to become the leader of the free world

Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 2:49pm On Dec 21, 2016
randomperson:
Think before typing... Where did I say it's a new dictionary discovery? But before yesterday I never saw u use it and suddenly u already used it like three times on this thread... Of course butthurt is a common word, am just wondering why you're so insistent on using it
4evergod and butthurt are really tight pals smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 2:47pm On Dec 21, 2016
benzics:
I can relate being dumb as a Christian, arguing with atheists and asking them questions like "if God doesn't exist, can you explain how miracles happen"(where in fact I've never been a witness of miracles)

And no, I am not intelligent because I left Christianity, I've always been intelligent, just that once in my life, I believed in fairy tales.. And that to me is dumb.. But academically, I was great, I even started programming at the age of 11, I was the curious type, I always asked myself "how are websites made, I want to be able to make one", and I started reading books online.. My curiosity led me to becoming an atheist.

I remember my uncle once telling me, "you think you are smarter than god? All those researches you are doing are led by the devil to make you deviate from God, so I advice you to stop doing such researches, you are too young to be an atheist"

Can you imagine, telling me to be IGNORANT instead of asking questions, that's why I think belief in religions are pretty stupid.

Ben Carson is an intelligent man, but he believes in "god", that's just where he lags behind..
what programming language do you specialize in
I started at 16
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 2:45pm On Dec 21, 2016
4everGod:
[s]keep on tinkering. Talk less and do more thats what a progressive mind does. A regressive mind talks a lot and that is what you have been doing all this while on NL.

Dedicate more of your time to your tinkering and quit being a jackass and a smudge on the pavement of NL[/s].
you have just been saying nonsense today
Are you on some new substance we should know and be weary of?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 2:41pm On Dec 21, 2016
4everGod:
Argument into the future fallacy

I guess you have no clue what an invention is do you? Has it ever been attempted before? Who ever imagined that from letter writing which was physical contact to physical contact anyone would imagine communication in absence of physical contact. That was a radical invention.

You say you are studyingstudied computer programmingscience and specialises in programming. Samuel Morse did not study up to one fourth of what you know but he made an invention that turned the world upside down.

Where is your invention as a nerd?
lol
Nonsense!
It is coming you'll see tongue
I'm currently tinkering with AI
Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-witch Reveals The Satanic Nature Of Yoga by jonbellion(m): 2:34pm On Dec 21, 2016
MrMontella:
i said these exact same words when i saw the comment ! gringrin grin

*facepalm bro* embarassed
I just didn't know where to start
Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-witch Reveals The Satanic Nature Of Yoga by jonbellion(m): 2:33pm On Dec 21, 2016
SirWere:
It's sad to see so much delusion in one post.... sad sad
bro it was too bad
We need to make a thread "most delusional christian comments"
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Legacy Of Smartphones by jonbellion(m): 2:31pm On Dec 21, 2016
4everGod:
[s]Abeg go and sit down somewhere with your predictable tantrums. Who cares about what your opinion is when its like a dust in the wind. Christians never cease to give Glory to God for anything we do because we believe that their is a creator whom we owe all our wisdom and intelligence to. How does that affect you?

If the Asian countries which are developed today did not need God does that stop them from being part of His creation? Even the Asian countries still rode on the back of the telegraph as without its arrival information spread would have been so slow that development would have greatly suffered and perhaps we would have been in the development of the 1900s if not for the invention of the telegraph. It revolutionalized telecoms and became the carrier of ebery other form of communication we know of or have today.

If the very first man who invented a car Karl Benz did not do so would you be talking about the latest model of any vehicle today or even a hybrid of any vehicle today?

Oga abeg shift. This thread is not for debate as its not debatable. The facts speak for themselves. The whole world knows it. Even atheists such as stephen fry know it. So you can put your argument in your pocket or lodge it in the bank[/s].
even if smartphones are modified telegrapbs (an errenous assumption what does that have to do with anything
Anybody could have made the telegraph if a christian did not
And Stephen fry is a comedian
Christianity Etc › Re: D by jonbellion(m): 2:27pm On Dec 21, 2016
Anas09:
So, you are MrMontella?
oooh my God

Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-witch Reveals The Satanic Nature Of Yoga by jonbellion(m): 2:22pm On Dec 21, 2016
Anas09:
Your Parents failed you. They took care of your physical needs and neglected your spiritual needs. Now they will regret it as you will bring satan right into their home. Am so.sorry for pastors who take care of others but not thwir own.
undecided undecided undecided undecided huh huh huh
*facepalm"
Christianity Etc › Re: D by jonbellion(m): 2:20pm On Dec 21, 2016
Anas09:
See this one. Have you wondered why you take side with Islam against Christianity, being an ex-Catholic yourself? The Deep calls to the Deep.

Same Spirit behind you guys.
takes sides?
Who takes sides with Islam
It is juicy as dumb as Christianity even worse
You are delusional
Christianity Etc › Re: D by jonbellion(m): 2:17pm On Dec 21, 2016
MrMontella:
the demons(jinns) in you make you see islam as a false religion and allah as a fake God!
lmaooooorotfllwkmdlol

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists Protected By New Law That Obama Signed by jonbellion(m): 2:09pm On Dec 21, 2016
Immorttal:
any scientist who believe that Jehovah, Allah or any other humanoid God created the vast universe is not a scientist to begin with. I think most scientist are generally Deist not Theist as you wrongly assert.
exactly

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