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PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Boko Haram Captures Another Borno Town by joncom(m): 11:31pm On Aug 06, 2014
we just pray they don't start stealing Ebola victims bodies, as a new form of Terrorism.
Christianity EtcRe: Rep Your Church by joncom(m): 8:40am On Jul 20, 2014
KINGDOM PEOPLE'S MISSION INT'L ELEME, RIVERS STATE.

Jokes EtcRe: PHOTOS: 10 Perfectly Timed Pictures by joncom(op): 2:02pm On Jul 17, 2014
10. We go die together

Jokes EtcRe: PHOTOS: 10 Perfectly Timed Pictures by joncom(op): 2:01pm On Jul 17, 2014
9. for better for horse

Jokes EtcRe: PHOTOS: 10 Perfectly Timed Pictures by joncom(op): 1:58pm On Jul 17, 2014
8. Hmmmm, that place dey smell.

Jokes EtcRe: PHOTOS: 10 Perfectly Timed Pictures by joncom(op): 1:55pm On Jul 17, 2014
7. Eclipse Devil Horns Church – perfectly

Jokes EtcRe: PHOTOS: 10 Perfectly Timed Pictures by joncom(op): 1:53pm On Jul 17, 2014
6. Basketball play gone wrong - - perfectly timed

Jokes EtcRe: PHOTOS: 10 Perfectly Timed Pictures by joncom(op): 1:51pm On Jul 17, 2014
5. I go read too – perfectly timed

Jokes EtcRe: PHOTOS: 10 Perfectly Timed Pictures by joncom(op): 1:49pm On Jul 17, 2014
4. That plane is not going anywhere perfectly timed

Jokes EtcRe: PHOTOS: 10 Perfectly Timed Pictures by joncom(op): 1:48pm On Jul 17, 2014
3. Please Don’t Go

Jokes EtcRe: PHOTOS: 10 Perfectly Timed Pictures by joncom(op): 1:46pm On Jul 17, 2014
2. Chopper vs Ant

Jokes EtcPHOTOS: 10 Perfectly Timed Pictures by joncom(op): 1:45pm On Jul 17, 2014
This a compilation of some perfectly timed pictures. Some are quite amazing and hilarious. Enjoy!! shocked cool tongue


1. Man gone mad- perfectly timed

SportsRe: Is This The Worst Brazilian Side Ever? by joncom(m): 8:11am On Jul 13, 2014
bykebyke: Yes



Just remove Neymar from the squad!!
I don't think they were that bad......

....just that other teams are becoming stronger and have a rich vein of youngsters coming up.
It shows football is growing.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by joncom(m): 4:27pm On Jul 08, 2014
Mine happened in 2012.
It was a case of Wrong Number. After some time we became chat mates.
She had the most loveliest voice in the world. After Courting on the phone for like 6 months we finally met.

One faithful monday, my phone rang, and it was her.
She told me she was in PH, and that she will be glad to meet me.
I quickly arranged for the meeting. I saw her that same day.
She looked beautiful and tall. She looked more like a model.

The only 'koko' was that she was a phone booth.
Her phone rings like 2 calls per minute. She had like 5 sims, but one phone.
i got tired of her after 2 days. O boy the girl na glutton.
This babe dey finish one butter can with one loaf of "Agege" bread.
My little resources was going thin and i had to act fast, before I go die.
She come know my area pass me, as she come get plenty friends, especially male.

To cut the long story short, she finally left after about a week.
The sad news be say, she de inside blood, so no show. embarassed embarassed embarassed
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Fresh Bomb Blast In Kaduna! by joncom(m): 11:39pm On Jul 01, 2014
The pix looks like daylight. I tot it's breaking news
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Ports Authority Massive Recruitment 2014. by joncom(m): 10:09am On Jan 09, 2014
Tobbylobar: I was trying to send my cv to the email address,it was not going has anybody send his or her own to help me out.though i have use my phone to send it but am not comfortable with my phone so i want to use system to send it and is not going embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
same problem, I Can't deliver.
BusinessRe: Who Manages Money Better: Men Or Women? by joncom(m): 8:53pm On Jan 08, 2014
juliebest: Yes women r generaly better managers of money than men. Ask any married man around u.
Why won't it be women, when they even hide the one their husbands give them?
CelebritiesRe: Dan Foster Staring At Kate Henshaw's Bosoms (Photo) by joncom(m): 7:30pm On Dec 21, 2013
kulyie: @ op perversion dey worry you.he dey stare at her face not boobs
so face de dey near b.reast
Foreign AffairsRe: Nelson Mandela Is Dead by joncom(m): 4:00am On Dec 06, 2013
REST IN PEACE MANDELA
Nairaland GeneralDo You Read Only Front Page Topics? by joncom(op): 5:06pm On Sep 05, 2013
I have come to observe that people only read front page topics, ignoring other posts. I have also observed that other topics carry more info than most front page stories.
I Know this may not make front page, but something tells me the moderator will want to suprise me. So, do you only read and comment on front page topics?
FamilyRe: Who Cooks Better, Your Mom, Wife Or Fiance? by joncom(op): 4:43pm On Sep 05, 2013
My Mom definitely, she is just too good.
FamilyWho Cooks Better, Your Mom, Wife Or Fiance? by joncom(op): 4:34pm On Sep 05, 2013
Over the years, I have been priveledged to taste the wonderful delicacies prepared by my mom. And i find it difficult to see any one who matches her skills. So, the question is, whose food taste better, your mom, wife or fiances?
FamilyRe: What Do Women Term As "BETTER HUSBAND"? by joncom(op): 12:04am On Aug 14, 2013
chaircover: How did the womans friend know that she married a "better" husband? Is it because she saw a jeep and the man wearing prada shoes? . . . . The same prada shoes he will throw at her breaking her head, when she forgets to put 3 pieces of meat on his rice instead of the 2 she put.

That is the mistake so many people make! Depending on outward appearances but closing their eyes to the things that really count.

A better husband is a man with the fear of God, has integrity, potential and who loves and respects his wife . . .full stop
gbam!
FamilyRe: What Do Women Term As "BETTER HUSBAND"? by joncom(op): 5:34pm On Aug 13, 2013
ibkaye: Who wouldn't want their man to make more money? Although I don't particularly like the term 'better', it's more a case of progression, I'd like my husband to 'progress'
...Even When It Seems There Is No Love There?
FamilyRe: What Do Women Term As "BETTER HUSBAND"? by joncom(op): 5:27pm On Aug 13, 2013
As a nigerian, i think most women see 'BETTER HUSBAND' as someone who has money.
FamilyWhat Do Women Term As "BETTER HUSBAND"? by joncom(op): 5:25pm On Aug 13, 2013
What do women term as "BETTER HUSBAND"? 'Cos I overheard a woman praising another for marrying a "better husband." Hmmmmmm, Just Curious!
Is it money, position, peace of mind or...its endless. So who is a BETTER HUSBAND?
PhonesRe: All DATA USERS, WAKE UP (CAMPAIGN FOR FAIRNESS) by joncom(m): 6:03am On Jul 19, 2013
I support. Enough is enough.
Technology MarketRe: Airtel 19gb, Mtn Magic Sim, Etisalat And Glo Cheats! Do It Yourself (diy) by joncom(m): 11:03pm On Jul 01, 2013
Mayorlaw4u: Please send the Mtn magic trick to me too mayorlaw4u@yahoo.co.uk
MTN STILL ROCKING. JUST DID ONE TODAY.
PhonesRe: Golden iPhone5 Studded With 364 Diamonds. by joncom(m): 6:27pm On Jun 20, 2013
pro01: This wasn't made for wannabes. 'Twas designed with Arab princes.and rocksters in mind. Next thing you would see one deluded ìdíot here claiming that her uncle that is a manager in Nigeria Breweries bought one for his wife as a wedding anniversary gift.
...just as blackberry was not made for us. now every dick and harry has it.
PhonesRe: Golden iPhone5 Studded With 364 Diamonds. by joncom(m): 6:25pm On Jun 20, 2013
johnwizey: Na Im dey theif for M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ hand in oshodi nw
...and ur hand still dey?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Rivers State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by joncom(m): 6:18pm On Jun 20, 2013
dencydenky: Well, i convincingly think the hierrachial posting was done in full consideration of the final oral n written tests pragmatic abilities of the candidates cos some of the pple who scored higher in the initial exam made it via smart palpractice in the exam halls
I blv those who did xtremely well in the concluding wia blvd to be the best and then chosen for the top(i.e snr sec.) n the others for the lower orders else one wouldn't experience or see a contrary result of wat he/she opted in for.
Allz for good shaaaaa
I Don't Agree To That. Its Pure Divine favour. that cannot be classified as a tough interview. Anyway, best of luck, happy for u all.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Rivers State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by joncom(m): 4:26pm On Jun 20, 2013
though i scored 230, didn't see my name. anyway, congrats to those who made it. Also, Thank U Amechi for putting smile on 13k people. Thank You Lord For Everything, I Know Something Bigger Is On The Way.

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