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barika2011: The list and form are on that site...just click on the assesment report,it would download the names using adobe......just saw mine now

YES, JUST SAW IT. IF U ARE USING A PHONE IT MAY BE DIFFICULT TO ACCESS IT. I USED UCWEB, BUT THE PAGES ARE TOO MUCH TO VIEW. SO, I'LL SUGGEST A COMPUTER.

ja1ca3nata: go to http://www.sscntech.net/ube.php u will see the list n form

can't find the list and form. Can't find link either.

ja1ca3nata: I WILL WEN I GET THERE, BUT U CAN ALSO CHECK ON THE UBE LIST ONLINE, THE FORM IS ALSO THERE FOR U TO PRINT

i can't find the list online. Pls help.

Nationsdaddy: Som1 shd pls help me out oo.av nt gotten whom 2 help check my name on d list.whoever wl b goin dere 2morw shd flash me on 08027589996.my mind is not settled yet

i know how u feel, its not been easy knowing u av not known ur fate. I'm on dat ship too.

Iniobon: Yes. Someone did not see his name on the board outside, not cos the list was torn but when got inside his name was on the Master list.

did not get u. Is it that his name was not on the list, but on the master list?

Any nairalander at UBE? Pls check mine. OTURU JOHN, EDO STATE. God bless u. Fever de hold me o.

born2fuckpussy: if no bi say, you bi policewoman, I for hammer sledge hammer on your head for quoting thee whole things for just "ok"

seems u are in my thought, why quote the world thing. are u a learner?

Soooo so Happy

Check this out...https://www.nairaland.com/1326764/post-short-funny-sad-interesting#16285323
nice read

PDPwayoo: Sam okwaraji plays for charity. George Weah spends his personal money for his country football. Where is patriotism? shame on them for making stupid headlines over bonus.
The home based players will take whatever they get but the so called big boys will have elephant and still hunting for mouse and cricket.

NFF abi NFA na the worst. I thought they have fixed price of matches won, draw or lost?

Are u unemployed? You talk as if, u don't work. At ur place of work, do u work for free, or your overtime is for free? Let them demand whatever is theirs, every worker will be angry when been owed, even go on strike for it.

Dear Cancer, i win.
Sincerely, survivor

Ishilove: ‎​​PSALM 23 IN PIDGIN ENGLISH
1. The Lord na mai Shepherd, I dey kampKe
2. He make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi Thermacool.
3. He panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness for sake of Hin Name.
4. Walahi! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419, and juju people borku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so them dey like back bone dey comfort me.
5.You don prepare Banga and starch make I chop. All my enemies dey look anyaya. You rob me for head wit Vaseline Intensive Lotion. My cup na Ogunpa River wey come overflow hin bank.
6. True, true, betta life & mercy go gum my back till I quench. And man go tanda for God house sotey sotey from Lai lai to lai lai. GOD ALMIGHTY, NA YOU BIKO. AMIN!!

why front page na, i thought rule 21 should have been applied here. Lol

Ishilove: ‎​​PSALM 23 IN PIDGIN ENGLISH
1. The Lord na mai Shepherd, I dey kampKe
2. He make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi Thermacool.
3. He panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness for sake of Hin Name.
4. Walahi! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419, and juju people borku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so them dey like back bone dey comfort me.
5.You don prepare Banga and starch make I chop. All my enemies dey look anyaya. You rob me for head wit Vaseline Intensive Lotion. My cup na Ogunpa River wey come overflow hin bank.
6. True, true, betta life & mercy go gum my back till I quench. And man go tanda for God house sotey sotey from Lai lai to lai lai. GOD ALMIGHTY, NA YOU BIKO. AMIN!!

why front page na, i thought rule 21 should have been applied here. Lol

Dear Guy am in a date with,
please stop being so angry that i'm 28 and have choosen to be a virgin until marriage. Its not a disease, and i'm fully aware of what i'm 'missing' on.

Sincerely, girl who want to remain a virgin before marriage

Dear flat chested girls,
please don't give up. We exist.

Sincerely, guys who like small boobs

Dear UEFA champions league, everybody used to look forward to me. They wait for 4year just to see me again. But, you have ruined everything for me now.

Sincerely, FIFA World Cup

Dear Alcohol,
I won.

Sincerely, a former drunk

Dear Nigerians, your parents will not stay awake while you sleep. But we do. Show us some respect.

Sincerely, Nigerian Police

Dear barren couple,
why waste thousands of naira on in-vitro fertilization with little chance of success. What about me?

Sincerely, Orphan

Fellow nairalanders, post your short, funny, sad, love, regrets, e.t.c letter here. It can be to whoever, whatever, issues, or what have you. Its an interesting stuff.

Mr Aboki: [b]Lol!!

Walahi Nigerians faa!!

I choose not to believe this news for the following reasons; I cant verify that this is Eleme. The author of the post clearly points out that this news is unverified. All we have here is a mentally unstable na`ked woman running around and bathing in a pool of muddy water. She could be just another one of the numerous mad women that walk around nak`ed in our country.

I have called my friend who works in Eleme refinery and and another one that lives in Aleto-Eleme to check if they've heard about this. Until this is confirmed to me by a more credible source, it remains what the author of the article called it; AN UNCONFIRMED STORY = RUMOUR..

NOTE: All this type of News always have the same elements; Dead body water, Mensuration blood & Pussiie juice.. As if these are the only components used for 'Buka juju'..

Did any other guy in the house see that bubble butt!! What a damn shame!!


_{Abeg Iya Basira!! Abeg give me 50 Naira rice, 50 naira Beans, 100 naira Kpomo, 100 Shaki, 100 Naira round-about, but 2 meat, and 2 yam. This your stew red o!! Put am well o! I go pay you credit!!} [/b]

The story is true, witnessed everything. She is now in a psychiatric home, owned by a Catholic church.
The bad news is that, its not a good time for buka owners as most of them are on the run as the woman in question has started calling names.

If I Feel Like Solving A Problem. The Toilet Is Sure Bet. 864538

Victor Osuagwu or
John Okafor or
kigsley ogbonna or
Charles Awurum

Among these Nigerian Comedian who is more mumucious?

Africa is a land with rich culture and tradition, the foundation of one of the most fertile land in the world was laid upon sanity and love. We are unique and different from all other races around the world; men and women with unique qualities and passion, skin colour uniquely different that no surgery or 'bleach' could make up for – of all humans we are special.

Yes we are, but like every human we are human, earthly beings with emotions and feelings, like other homo sapiens we have blood within our veins, skin covers our bodies and nails on our fingers and toes. It is therefore, inappropriate that we think we are not of the world. The hatred and cruelty dealt to homosexuals around Africa is inhuman and shameful.

South Africa has adopted a new trend of rape towards homosexuals by forcefully having sexual intercourse with them, this they call 'corrective rape'; in Ghana, Uganda, Zimbabwe lesbians, gays and transsexuals are often stoned to death not because they have looted state funds or committed murder but because of their sexuality, and currently in Nigeria, they are on the verge of been sent to jail. In a society where convicted rogues are given presidential pardon, where self confessed criminals who have stolen billions of pension funds are given soft landing, our legislators see the wisdom in dishing out 14-years of jail term to homosexuals and 10-years to any individual who supports, encourages or aids homosexuality.

Let me state clearly that I do not belong to the Lesbian Gay Bisexual and Transsexual (LGBT) family but as human I feel their pains. The argument around the homosexual debate has been nothing but to protect the morals of our society. This is understandable but better reasonable if this argument is been championed by religious institutions and not politicians. Suddenly our crops of politicians are now High priests, Imams and Reverends who will give the last drop of their blood to preserve a moral society. The existence of morality is not just the union of a woman and a man but behaviour towards fellow humans, humility, love and care. These are the core foundation of our planet.

Our world is already out of morality, with the set of political office holders who continue to trample on morals and traditions with absurd administrative governance. The now Saint- Honourables and Senators of our National Assembly are part of the system that continues to place the masses in generational poverty and unending sorrow. These holy men and women do not see their bogus allowances as contradictory to African traditions, they do not see corruption as not been part of the societal norms and yes; they strongly believe it is our destiny to stay in darkness, sleep on bridges and drink form gutters.

According to the Senate president David Mark, Nigeria will not allow any country in the world dictate to her how to run its affairs. This is true, we are an independent nation and long past colonial rule but does the acceptance of homosexuals undermine our sovereignty? No! Will welcoming homosexual in our society derail the economy development of the country?

Again, No. Most developed countries of the world we look up to as yardstick for development welcome homosexuality, United States, Great Britain, France to mention few. The sentiment surrounding this sudden-found-holier than thou attitudes is simply political, it is all a hoax, a calculated plot by these political reverends to win the support of the society and take our minds off their corrupt life style.

Our senators and honourables have no moral justification to dictate to us what is moral and what is not. In the holy bible while judging the accused LovePeddler Jesus said 'Let him without sin cast the first stone'. Most politicians, men and women of influence in our society are gays and lesbians, normal citizens involve themselves in inhuman activities such as rituals, backbiting, deceit and blackmail, what some do in the four walls of their homes call for a re-trial to the judgment passed on the people of Sodom and Gomorrah. How then do we suddenly become advocate of a moral society?

In a society of over 170million people we shouldn't expect everyone to feel the same way. We cannot continue to deny the fact that homosexuality is not part of our societal lives. It is evident in homes, churches and mosques. It is in our children; girls and boys who have suddenly discovered sexual attraction to people of their gender but dare not tell anyone how they feel. We cannot continue to live in a society engulfed with fears, pretence and denials, a society where people cannot express their feelings and love. If homosexuality is immoral, masturbation is immoral and so also is corruption, nepotism, ethnicity, hatred, anger and injustice.

We can best preserve what is left of our morals and values when we give people the power to be who they want to be and choose how they want to live their lives, if we fail in this, then we have failed to represent the freewill given by God.

Adekoya Boladale is a political scientist and wrote via adekoyaboladale@gmail.com


CULLED FROM: http://www.thenigerianvoice.com/nvnews/115317/1/homosexuals-and-the-most-supreme-reverends-of-the-.html

The Borno Government has shut down 20 private schools in the state for failing to meet the minimum standard set by the government.

The state’s Commissioner for Education, Malam Inuwa Kubo, made the disclosure in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Maiduguri on Sunday.

He said the government took the action after several warnings by the inspectorate unit of the ministry of education for the proprietors to meet up with set standards.

“The State Government closed down the 20 private schools because of poor quality standard.

“We found out that the proprietors of the schools were more inclined to making money, instead of maintaining standards in schools.’’

Kubo said that the schools would, however, be re-opened once the proprietors complied with the government’s regulations on standards, stressing that the government was disturbed over the proliferation of schools without standards.

The commissioner noted that the government had in the last two years overhauled the education sector in its quest to address the long years of decay.

“The state governor set up a high-powered committee on the transformation of the education sector shortly after assuming office in 2011.

“I am happy to say that 95 per cent of the committee’s recommendations have been implemented, leading to numerous successes in the sector.’’

The commissioner said that the government spent about three billion naira on the renovation and reconstruction of dilapidated schools across the state.

“We have renovated schools across the state to provide conducive atmosphere for teaching and learning.

“We have also supplied standard furniture in all the schools to provide minimal comfort to the students and teachers.’’

He noted that the government also spent about N54 million as transport fares for students during holidays, explaining that Gov. Kashim Shettima had directed that fares be given to all students to go back home during holidays.

“We spent about N54 million in this direction, as all students were given transportation money based on the distance of their homes to their schools.’’

He stressed that the gesture had helped to increase school enrolment, as it had taken away the burden of transporting children back home from their parents.

Kubo said that the government had also reviewed upward the N20 million monthly allocation for students feeding to N100 million.

“We have also paid about N288 million as registration fees for our students for the Secondary School Certificate Exams (SSCE) and the National Examination Council (NECO).

“The State Government also gave free JAMB forms to all students who scored five credits and above during last year’s SSCE and NECO,’’ he added. (NAN)

http://news.naij.com/36034.html

If during a war, your only surviving tactics is to turn to an animal as camouflage, which would you be? Give reasons.

For me a dog...reasons...the enemy will take me in.

The Craze for Pinging, facebooking, twitting and chatting has creeped into marriages. The other day I over heard a man telling the wife, who has been worried about the time he spends on the social media, that which does she prefer "Him Cheating on her or being on social network".

It is worrisome that married men and women now spends much time on social media than their spouse. I came to think of it, a cheating husband can still pretend to love the wife, vice versa. THIS BRINGS ME TO THE QUESTION "WHICH IS BETTER CHEATING AND HAVING MORE TIME WITH YOUR SPOUSE OR BEING ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND HAVE LESS TIME FOR YOUR SPOUSE"

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.(STILL THINKING)

remecy: To hair is human to forgive is design.

LWkMD

dabiko: This is a welcome development.

nice scheme anyway.
But, dis is a quick fire way to embezzel government money. Cos' who keeps record of unemployed youth in the state. Just don't trust government enough to give ur good things like this and don't benefit them heavily. Just my thoughts o.

albacete: they buy in cartons, not by counting. a carton costs 8500 (51 pcs) and u will also need to buy drugs, coal (to give the chicks warmth) else u will record so much casualties. Add feeding to these and u will see that poultry business no be #10k matter.

...not forgetting feeds. that cost close to 2k/bag. poultry business not 10k business.

joeydozzy: [size=50pt]MILF[/size]

Bad Boy

baggylips: HYPE

I know u did not watch the video, phone browsing abi? or poor internet connection.

upgrade to vpn, atleast you go see the boy skills.
The boy is good.