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Forum GamesRe: Which Of These Pills Will You Pick?(photos) by joncom(m): 11:15pm On Jan 25, 2017
askibee:
its nt all about d money. I will tak d blue pill,get everything straight wit God,nd live a blameless life,save my mum graduate wit all A's in waec, first class in d uni, get married by 25.


All d pple saying red are all babies dem neva see life ahswear.
Even at these age you never get everything straight with God. Na when you go be 10 you go start? Park well
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why We Collect N40k From Nigeria Peace Corps Applicants - National Commandant by joncom(m): 2:31pm On Jan 22, 2017
izzou:
grin

Give them 5 years and the same government may consider scrapping it. The enforcement agencies we have are enough. Which peace these ones wan give us?

Nigeria needs a total overhaul
Small time now they will give them gun.
PoliticsRe: Niger Deltans Protest "Intimidation Of Jonathan By Buhari, DSS & EFCC" (Pics) by joncom(m): 11:04pm On Jan 11, 2017
Noblesoul123:
People connived to loot your common wealth and all you can see is that OUR BROTHER is being persecuted.

Mental slavery is the worst type of bondage.
The IBBs, ABACHAs, Abdulsalams etc, are walking free. They where worse.
PoliticsRe: True Story On Release Of 21 Chibok Girls Will Be Told One Day – Fayose by joncom(m): 7:38pm On Jan 09, 2017
George2016:
Fayose is right. During 2019 election all those girls will be interviewed one after another then we will know the truth
By then, they have been schooled on what to lie.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers In Delta Arrest Ex-militant Leader, Others Ahead Of Osinbajo’s Visit by joncom(m): 9:43am On Jan 09, 2017
VP going to that troubled area. Army has arrested ex-militant leader, creating tension. Hope he is safe going there. I no trust dis administration.
BusinessRe: N3million Naira, What Business Profitable Business Can It Float? by joncom(m): 7:44am On Jan 09, 2017
bankyblue:
Re- invest into mmm, nnn or play 3 odds for bet9ja. Then come back to thank me later
Like Liverpool to beat Plymouth. Lol
PoliticsRe: Buhari Breaks Silence On Southern Kaduna Killings by joncom(m): 11:16am On Jan 06, 2017
sarrki:
Baba may your days belong

Just leave wailers to us the progressives we will deal
With them

God bless Muhammadu Buhari

God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria
Mu.mu. All these certified Herdsmen. Always supporting evil.
PoliticsRe: Army Confirms The Rescue Of Rakiya Abubakar, Chibok Schoolgirl by joncom(m): 9:04pm On Jan 05, 2017
Nigerian Army will rescue one Chibok girl they will give press statement. Army will rescue 50 abducted villagers, it is only nairaland that will report it. Are those other lives not important?
PoliticsRe: Chibok Girl, Rakiya Aubakar Rescued With Her Baby By Army - Sahara Reporters by joncom(m): 4:42pm On Jan 05, 2017
Must it be one of the Chibok girls for it to make news, I believed other people were kidnapped too and released. Or are they not important?
PoliticsRe: FG To Begin Payment Of N5,000 To Unemployed Youths In 2017 by joncom(m): 7:56am On Jan 01, 2017
MedicalSamwise:
Those that believe this kind of shit went that way..... Abeg som1 should epp with d pix
ok

CrimeRe: Killing Of Southern Kaduna People By Fulani Herdsmen (Graphic Photos) by joncom(m): 7:01pm On Dec 30, 2016
three:
But PMB cannot talk on everything after all the Chief Security Officer of the state is El Rufai and he is 'on top' of it (according to Femi Adesina)

These same set of people had a differing opinion with regard to Borno State, its Chief Security Officer and who should take charge when Boko Haram was ravaging that region

#DoubleStandardAPC

Ever playing politics with people's lives you are no better than PDP
Is osibanjo not talking? Shame on him
PoliticsRe: Fayose Blasts Buhari, APC And Magu On AIT Today by joncom(m): 6:48pm On Dec 30, 2016
ddippset:
even people who haven't eaten since yesterday and have no paid employment are taking sides between fayose and Buhari who are both sipping 1 million naira bottles of wine, whose relatives are living in mansions home and abroad. disgusting youths of Nigeria!
...and you that is here has not said anything reasonable.
SportsRe: PHOTOS: Fans Celebrates Arsenal Day In Okene by joncom(m): 10:51pm On Dec 29, 2016
pmc01:
I sympathize with them. Looks like a mourning gathering for the pathetic state of the club.
Pathetic? You sure say you Sabi book? Do you know when something is pathetic? Even when arsenal has not "won" anything, you guys can't just leave the club alone. It means one thing. They are doing something others wish they can do, consistency.
PoliticsRe: Police intercept dynamite, detonators as militants attempts to bomb 3rd mainland by joncom(m): 2:51am On Dec 29, 2016
They have never foiled the attacks of Fulani Herdsmen
RomanceRe: My Pre-wedding Photoshoot by joncom(m): 11:18am On Dec 27, 2016
This one you guys don dey wear night gown, hmmmm hope una never start to dey blip una self. God is watching.
PoliticsRe: Why PMB Is Silent On Kaduna Killings- Presidency by joncom(m): 11:01am On Dec 27, 2016
joncom:
The way this government is pushing the people to the wall, I fear what will happen, because no army can stop it. So angry.
...I fear for my country
PoliticsRe: Why PMB Is Silent On Kaduna Killings- Presidency by joncom(m): 10:59am On Dec 27, 2016
The way this government is pushing the people to the wall, I fear what will happen, because no army can stop it. So angry.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by joncom(m): 11:22am On Dec 23, 2016
akinalabi:
It's simple sir.

Select your bets normally and as you are about to submit, select Place Using Free Bet.
Thanks
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by joncom(m): 9:11am On Dec 23, 2016
How do I use my BONUS CREDIT on NairaBet
PoliticsRe: Crude Oil Exploration In Gajigana, Borno, Being Tested (Photos) by joncom(m): 5:16am On Dec 22, 2016
broseme:
This is what from Adamu Haruna from Numan ,Adamawa state shared....

'Happening now! This is Gajigana, crude oil on test in Borno State. Buhari is indeed working'

NB:This is not Trezzyhelm's eye witness account but an information shared by a social media user


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/12/crude-oil-on-test-in-gajigana-borno.html?m=1
Cheap lies....

PoliticsRe: Crude Oil Exploration In Gajigana, Borno, Being Tested (Photos) by joncom(m): 5:14am On Dec 22, 2016
This is Sweden

PoliticsRe: FG Declares 26th, 27th December And 2nd January Public Holidays by joncom(m): 1:51pm On Dec 21, 2016
This govt have declared more public holidays than any govt I have known. Though I like it Sha. More holidays please.
RomanceRe: These Are Paintings But Look So Life Like (pictures Added) by joncom(m): 8:20am On Dec 19, 2016
SINZ:
The wine and glass picture can't possibly be a painting! I refuse to believe undecided
Can't believe it either. Too real
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by joncom(m): 11:03am On Dec 16, 2016
vampire2020:
y did the match end b4 the official time
Not just this but also this...

BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by joncom(m): 9:49am On Dec 16, 2016
@AkinAlabi; What happens to games that end before time? My 8k has not been refunded.

BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by joncom(m): 7:58am On Dec 16, 2016
Yesterday, this match ended before 90minutes. No refund. This is the second time this week. My 8k in-play gone.

EventsRe: Lady Puts Drinks In Her Bag At A Wedding. What's Wrong With The Photo? by joncom(m): 6:50pm On Nov 11, 2016
The strange things is that she even carried bottled malt. Who will pay for the missing bottle now?
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by joncom(m): 8:40am On Oct 12, 2016
Phi001:
LOST
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If you tell those idiots that they are useless without Messi, they will not agree.
How can Paraguay win you in your own home? Mschew!!! undecided angry
But the match ended 2:2. you won na. Saw it on livelivelivedotcom

BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by joncom(m): 7:51am On Oct 05, 2016
chikele4u:
@akinalabi :I placed a bet with d 1000 bonus,I cnt even c d bet and also d game playd ,I cnt c any cash
Use Firefox, I was having problem logging in until I downloaded Firefox for Android. It was been wonderful so far.
ComputersRe: Help: Programmed School Grade Book Needed by joncom(op): 10:17am On Oct 01, 2016
project7:
I have a complete system for that.

See:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1JqGyKJ2MRbTWY2Y2NNMXBiajQ/view?usp=drivesdk

Call: 0806-787-8141
Fine, nice one. Can it be programmed to have how our result sheet is calculated?
ComputersHelp: Programmed School Grade Book Needed by joncom(op): 9:29am On Oct 01, 2016
Needed, a grade book for a school that will allow for students scores to be inputed. It will calculate average score, position and grade.
Know any one who can create one? It's urgent. Let's talk.
AgricultureRe: Construction Of Rice Polishing Factory In Kebbi State Kicks Off (Photos) by joncom(m): 6:54pm On Sep 13, 2016
MACMOUNTAIN:
NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION.

COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government
COURSE CODE: APC 101
TIME ALLOWED: 45 Mins
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for
(i.) Dollar increase.
(ii.)Fuel Price increase
(iii.) Power Failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing,
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii). fantastically corrupt.

9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you.

11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time:
(i)-- loss of budget.
(II)-- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon.
(iv)- ear disorder.

12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.

13. Write a short Essay on why Hajiya Aisha Buhari "visited" USA but did not go to say 'Hi' to Mrs. Mitchell Obama.

Your Time Starts Now!!!
Wow, any expo?

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