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Science/TechnologyCONJOINED LIZARDS:' Todd Ray, Considering Separating Conjoined Twin Lizards by joncom(op): 9:44pm On Mar 27, 2013
When you have the world's largest collection of two-headed animals in the world, the care and feeding can be double the trouble.

That's the dilemma facing Todd Ray, owner of the Venice Beach Freakshow in Los Angeles and star of the AMC reality show "Freakshow."

He has a pair of conjoined bearded dragons named Chang and Eng that might need to be separated from each other.

"A lot of times this guy will want to go over here and this guy wants to sleep [while] this guy's dragging him there and they start struggling," he says on Thursday's episode of the reality program.

The recent power struggles between his dragons now have him wondering if surgical separation might be the best thing...


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/27/todd-ray-freakshow-conjoined-twin-lizards_n_2958079.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

CultureSAME SEX MARRIAGE: Norway's First Lesbian Pastor Quits by joncom(op): 9:19pm On Mar 27, 2013
NORWAY'S first woman pastor to enter into a same-sex civil union will quit her ministry to protest against the discrimination gays and lesbians face within the Lutheran Church, she says in a published interview.
"It has become untenable for me to represent a church where parts of it are still quite exclusionary," Hilde Raastad told the daily Aftenposten.
In 1997, she became the first woman pastor in Norway to tie the knot in a civil partnership with another woman.

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/world/norways-first-lesbian-pastor-quits/story-e6frfkui-1226608064354



Just don't know where we are heading to. Even a Pastor.
PoliticsRe: 20 Illegal Immigrants Arrested In Lagos by joncom(m): 9:01pm On Mar 27, 2013
YoungGame: oh king pharaoh SSS let my ibos go
let my ibos go!
Oh king pharoah let my ibos go to the Promise Lagos land!!!
O king pharoah SSS.. grin













Note: Na ibo boys them be 0o..grin
You forget to clean the other Pharoah? grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by joncom(op): 9:46pm On Oct 17, 2012
Shuo!I understand spending some time in the bathroom(sing, soak, explore , pamperyour body etc) but toilet kwa? Ebelebe igba.

Lol[/quote]...you de talk like guy weY de use soap well...you know wot i mean. Lol
PhonesRe: Nokia Introduces Solar Phone Charger In Nigeria by joncom(m): 7:26pm On Oct 17, 2012
360command: you dont need to put your phones under sun,its like a solar calculator,do you put or use your calculator in the sun? I guess not.once the solar charger is charged by the sun,it stores solar energy in it, so as you can charge it with your phone.
...it doesn't work wit sun but wit light rays
Nairaland GeneralRe: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by joncom(op): 6:33pm On Oct 16, 2012
19naia: A recent bio analysis of cellphones showed that the number one residue found on used cellphones tested,was fecal matter as micro residue ...It must mean people love to handle the phone on the toilet...
...hmmm, interesting
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill 20 Worshipers In Kaduna Mosque by joncom(m): 10:01am On Oct 15, 2012
misreal: Repent my ppl d kingdom of God is at hand
those in Sudan, Iraq, Afghanistan, Somalia, and all war and suicide stricken countries have been saying dis prayer too. Its only in Nigeria that world will end wen two or more people die.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill 20 Worshipers In Kaduna Mosque by joncom(m): 9:45am On Oct 15, 2012
basisop: What is good for Greece is good for Uganda. Gbam!!!
lol. What do u think https://www.nairaland.com/1074750/ur-most-hated-footballer
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Who Is Ur Most Hated Footballer? by joncom(op): 7:17am On Oct 15, 2012
Hatred for a player may stem from many factors:
1. He is a dirty player.
2. A treat to ur team.
3. A diver
4. Too hansome or ugly.
5. Too arrogant...d list is endless.
So, the question is WHO IS UR MOST HATED PLAYER AND WHY? ...mine is ronaldo c. Reason, too arrogant
CrimeALUU4 OR BOKO: WHICH WILL U 4GIVE? by joncom(op): 7:05am On Oct 15, 2012
Assuming you have the chance to forgive a group, which would you forgive:
ALUU4 KILLERS OR
BOKOHARAM SECT
RomanceRe: Ugly Girls Have Ugly Friends Too. by joncom(m): 6:54am On Oct 15, 2012
12 inches!:
I have noticed that most girls that are not fine when u check out majority of their friends too, they are worwor as well. Not the same for fine girls sha. Those one have both fine and worwor friends. Any idea why this is so? Abeg no insults plsss I'm just curious.

PS: Even fat girls usually have fat friends.
...i don't think this is true, most fine girls prefer to move wit ugly girls, that way you can easily measure her beauty. https://www.nairaland.com/1073320/what-keeps-u-company-toilet#12559141
Nairaland GeneralRe: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by joncom(op): 6:49am On Oct 15, 2012
Callotti: I don't suffer from constipation or urinary retention syndrome.
I spend less than 2 minutes to do EITHER business.
I do my business and get the hell out.

Cell phones already have enough bug-colonization.
The LAST place I shall be seen with ANY of my electronic-mobile devices is the TOILET!!!

Thanks! kiss
...not wen ur toilet is like mine o...very comfortable.:-)
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Liberia (6 - 1): AFCON 2013 Qualifier On Saturday October-13-2012 by joncom(m): 2:57pm On Oct 13, 2012
miteolu: The match was played last night. It was Ngr 3 Lib 1
...we must av slept on d same bed. 3-1 to nigeria. https://www.nairaland.com/1073320/what-keeps-u-company-toilet
RomanceRe: Is It Proper To Disclose Your Earnings To Your Wife? by joncom(m): 2:55pm On Oct 13, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]I am not married yet, but sure i will disclose it. That shouldn't be a secret
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...yea, true talk. :-) smiley https://www.nairaland.com/1073320/what-keeps-u-company-toilet
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by joncom(m): 1:37pm On Oct 13, 2012
puskin: grin grin grin . . . . . .Im retired . . . but due to popular demand, I will be coming out my retirement.
...you scholes of man u.
Nairaland GeneralRe: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by joncom(op): 1:04pm On Oct 13, 2012
...or maybe I wan hide chop food. ;-)
Nairaland GeneralRe: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by joncom(op): 1:02pm On Oct 13, 2012
Maxymilliano: A copy of the dailies (either old or new) does it for me, infact, it has become habitual.
hmmmm, dailies? You sure say no be romance magazine. Lol
PhonesDo U Still Remember Nokia 3310 And Others by joncom(op): 9:33am On Oct 13, 2012
[color=#000099][/color] My mind just traced back to early 2000, and i remember those phones and how we cherish them...likes of nokia 3310, samsung...which were u fond of?
Nairaland GeneralRe: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by joncom(op): 9:25am On Oct 13, 2012
Most times i get inspiration from the toilet...wen i need to solve a pressing problem.smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by joncom(op): 9:20am On Oct 13, 2012
CLIQBOY: i always complete my sleep dere
...i guess that should be during morning devotion.
Nairaland GeneralRe: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by joncom(op): 8:08am On Oct 13, 2012
I think my best company is my PHONE.
Nairaland GeneralHOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by joncom(op):
Over the years, i have spent more time in the toilet than watching a movie. Its like an hobby now, and have had time to reflect.

The question is...?
How much time do u spend in the toilet?
What your best company when there?.
(i sent this post from the toilet...lol)

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