₦airaland Forum

Descartes: Why wasting your time educating him,
His case is quite irredeemable,
I have been avoiding that muslim lunatic like a plague

knock knock knock br0ther werey have you take your drug

iiiyyyk: The God of David will always defeat the philistines.
Isreal all the way, Yes I love Isreal.

yoiu will be grade 1 werey you love isreal why you no go there mk u dey thrw blood to Palestine u foolish gan gaan u bi boko haram

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first class werey

that ebola shape dem dey fear ni of ebola

MyPWisINCORRECT: No wonder this morning I take bus say make I go hustle for Allen Avenue despite my catarrh...

As I sneeve once, heeeshian! Three people hala "driver owaa oh!!"

As I sneeve again, hhheeeheeeheeehehhshian!! Other Passengers including Driver and Conductor follow disappear leave me alone for bus...

I begin wida na!!

You bi werey

this guy na confirm werey he need to be tested for ebola now

ayukdaboss: Are you deranged? or you just smoked wet sh1t?

am trying to comfirm that but dont know yet are you a doc

i was sitting alone today trying to figure out the cure for ebola,i have cough i dont know maybe the medicine i use make me so high i dont even know yet self but first i dream and here is what i dream of


cure for ebola

first find 1 cup of petrol and grind 12 pieces of bitter -kola and 1 cup of red palm oil then mix it together and try and get EPA IJEBU and add it together drink it and relax for a while then go to market ask for chicken of the cave if they dont know it tell them straight if they have bat buy it then go back home and fried the bat you will see ebola will be running a way from you then go to ikeja computer village stand in the middle of people shout I GET EBOLA and it cure and make you dey hug people and tell them you have ebola and it cured

am sure they will be happy

him craze oo shey him no fit say mk d guy shot ham for leg

why FIRST FAMILY OF RWANDA have big ear like dis of of dem have big ear ba

Chai That guy bi Yahoo Boy see how him dey paste you format and you dey swallow ham my sister vomiit tell ham sey u no gree and walk away or suck away sis

dat man na thief and greedy haba

Tallesty1: The response those that are looking/waiting for this TYPE OF MAN will get is Your search did not match any documents.

i dey here oo na me dem dey talk about oo

shey him fit do moon walk for us for dem won shoot video mk dem no use film trick oo

This guy even look like awawa Boy self

OohMpa: [color=#808000]Her brain......to sabi the thing

Her mouth......to blow the thing

Her tongue.....to taste the thing

Her voice....to moan the thing

Her böobs, nyash and pünny......to allow the thing

#Sai [/color]

U bi Rapper abi ur family to Jazzy Jag ni

chai dont you know if you still a virgin you will have some supernatural power inside you sha something you need to know

if i give you how much pm should i giv u for exchange of moneypak to usa

see what they did to you if say na scam dem won scam the oyinbo now with fake paypal confirmation he go ship fast without collecting moni so he wont dey form brainy abi make sure dem refund ur moni bak to use and

make sure you use Abile with dem

dem chop something strange ni

LogansShadow: "you go tell us wetin
you go do for post office if you no enter he go turn to
something else oo".


Lmao
Seriously?!,it's now a crime to visit the post office?
NPF I hail thee!

Dem won chop inside if you be guy and u enter d post office today omo dem most catch u today bi like sales day for dem they arreest boys Tayaa today

adioolayi: Lol....funny but real.! Just be praying everyday to avoid police wahala....you dont need to be a criminal in this country before you enter their wahala

Bro i fear as i dey for huz na i get cartarh and fever i no get maself if i sleep for dat cell na die i go die u no say white cell fine gan dis one na 9ja hell just 30min i won die

this morning i was going to post office to check of my package may it has arrive but all of the reps are busy doing something ,because today is monday so alot of package comes in and there's alot of people waiting to check receive there package as well, so i c some of my old friend so we decide to talk about some new thing going around few min later we saw alot of police man outside the post office arresting people coming out from the post office,i was thinking maybe they c something that why they arresting so i decide to do photocopy outside the post office with my friend,as i was going i hear

Hey Stop there stop stop wetin they your hands,i was like nothing oga the second police shout check there pocket wey your id card we show them enter danfo you go tell us wetin you go do for post office if you no enter he go turn to something else oo,omo fear catch me and my friend,when we get to the station they give us paper to write statement they are threating us if we dont write it we going to cell, i fear because i never enter cell before i start to dey write statement and they are telling me what to write likewise my friend too then we stop writing it ,they keep shouting we go beat like thief if you no write anything i start to dey sweat inside on out,they move us to cell i start to dey cry people were looking at me and laughing ,the cell was so bad,bad smell of urine bad one and poo 1hrs pass they move out asking how much we have in hand we beg and we give them 5k they keep shouting we going back to the cell, i dnt want to enter that cell again because as i enter headache catch me and fever and i dey fast too we dont know how that 10k come out and give them and i dont know how i reach house,i dont know maybe na run i run or walk i walk i never experience dis before and we no steal or do anything dem no see anything for my hand just phone only, i won cry,i cry self since 9am i just reach house about 5 O clock

mavinc4u: LC takes 5-7 days to get to Nigeria. It normally arrives with registered mail but because some of our post men are corrupt. They can steal it if is a valuable item and tell you they have not received it. i have received some and i have lost some as well. Everything depends on the character of people you have at your assigned post office to your address. if they have a questionable character, you will not receive it unless you dig it out with them at their head office before it would come out.

you cannot track LC on NIPOST site even sometimes on USPS site; they call it local. it is untraceable. it is called do it at your own risk because of Nigeria postal system.

sorry it been 2week now can i go to Nahaco and check please respond ill be happy to hear from you

IF SAY NA ARTISTS HAM NOW DEM GO DEY SHOUT SEE D SOCKS DIS ONE NA GUCCI NA LV NA ANYTHING ME TOO WON BUY MY OWN NA NEW SWAG WEY DEY TREND BI DIS,HABA NA BECAUSE SAY NA JONAN NO BLAME HAM OO NA Mrs patient English turn ham to like that incase of when she get ham if she throw bomb some protective dey sock

chukwuma101: Got to say this, I have a crush on Vivipop she is so cute and intelligent and I can't stop thinking of her even if I try.

U need to try

ntyce: Lol!!
I don't know the more foolish person here, the source of the news or the OP?
So Shekau is dead?

Guy you foolish die

Xtarxhyne: u wan kee person ni

Na Love i love ham

Dygeasy: I'm just bored!!!!!!!





and sleepless

next time try use 20 procold u go sleep wella no suicide please

i swear i won dey keep my beard now i go use relaxer die