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Politics / Re: Tinubu Will Address The Challenges, Keep Faith With Your Country - Bwala by Joniboi(m): 9:22pm On Jan 31
Mumu Nincompoop. People like you shouldn't exist

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Business / Re: Exchange Rate Quotes For ₦1,100 At Parallel Market by Joniboi(m): 11:55pm On Oct 18, 2023
CodeTemplar:
That's part of the plan to grow(or rather swell) the economy.
Maintain lower forex rates then allow inflation ravage the country until 1USD goes for N2500. After that, calculate the size of the economy by computing Naira value of economy divided by lower I&E rates N770.

Tinubu is a genius indeed. He built Lagos and will do so for Nigeria.
Sarcasm King πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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Travel / Re: I Finally Got My Canada Visa!!! by Joniboi(m): 10:17pm On Jul 19, 2023
IconicR:
You'll beg to come back in no distant time . Great change is coming to Nigeria, please don't leave.
Even will kill you.
Politics / Re: Wike, Ibori, Makinde In Closed Door Meeting With Tinubu(picture) by Joniboi(m): 1:20am On Jun 03, 2023
I love Nairaland because it reminds me how our youths are senseless. What a generation!

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Joniboi(m): 12:23pm On Nov 23, 2022
Please I need advice from the experienced people living in London. Someone is offering my wife a Care Job in Peckham London. What is the cost of living in London, Security, raising two daughters, Housing availability/cost. Please kindly state the Pros and Cons of living in Peckham London so that we can make informed decision. Thank you as I await your comments.
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Joniboi(m): 12:11pm On Nov 23, 2022
Please I need advice from the experienced people living in London. Someone is offering my wife a Care Job in Peckham London. What is the cost of living in London, Security, raising two daughters, Housing availability/cost. Please kindly state the Pros and Cons of living in Peckham London so that we can make informed decision. Thank you as I await your comments.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Dinamo Zagreb Vs Chelsea - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by Joniboi(m): 5:54pm On Sep 06, 2022
EngrHumble:


Used link in My Signature boss to watch live
The links are not working
Politics / Re: Buhari's Presidential Campaign At Agege Stadium (Pictures) by Joniboi(m): 3:05pm On Jun 28, 2021
2elliot:
Guy, how far the change?
Hehehe, worst mistake i ever made voting this retards.

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Autos / Re: Gps Car Tracker|Live Track|Shutdown Vehicle|Replay Routes by Joniboi(m): 3:01pm On Jun 28, 2021
Your Address and contact number for Jos Please.
Car Talk / Re: Let's Talk About Automatic Transmission Fluid (gear Oil) by Joniboi(m): 8:06pm On Apr 14, 2021
Please which transmission oil is recommended for my Peugeot 307 Wagon. European Spec 2005. EW 10 Engine
Autos / Re: TOTAL COSTS OF CLEARING TOKUNBO VEHICLES. by Joniboi(m): 9:42am On Sep 09, 2020
Please what's the cost of clearing a Peugeot 306 2003 model from Europe? Urgent please.
Autos / Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Joniboi(m): 3:37pm On Aug 31, 2020
Toceenay:
I don't even know where to start from... But I'll put it straight and simple.
This is actually not the first time I'm dealing with my boss Amdman, so I've known him for sure. My feedback is not just because I'm excited and always pleased with his work, but to let prospective buyers know that this place is the REAL DEAL.





Please did you respray the car or it came like this?
Travel / Re: Advise For People That Want Leave Nigeria by Joniboi(m): 5:27pm On May 29, 2020
Xeeex:


About 4 million for blocked account
Sent you a PM, pls reply.
Travel / Re: General-german-student-visa-enquiries Part 8 by Joniboi(m): 7:07pm On Apr 26, 2020
Uyiebueku:
Well.. I don’t think it’s possible for all the family to be granted visa... Germany family relocation is another complicated visa process..
Please can you explain to me here? I have sent you a DM, kindly respond.
Travel / Re: General-german-student-visa-enquiries Part 8 by Joniboi(m): 4:59pm On Apr 26, 2020
Please for the experts here I need your advice. I want to relocate to Germany for my Msc. I have a Bsc in Geology and Mining 2.2. I have worked for six years in the Government sector. I have a wife and 2 children (ages 4 and 1) that I want to relocate with. Please what's the cost implications?

Can my wife work full time while I pursue my Msc?

Can the whole family be granted Visa?
Travel / Re: How Did You Obtain Your Permanent Residency In Your Current Country? by Joniboi(m): 8:31am On Apr 23, 2020
RuudVanNisteroy:

You don't need any relatives abroad- it is not a requirement. You meet the financial requirement, which is the part most people have issues meetinging.

Now you have to find a way the find to get the at least a year's work experience in an occupation in NOC 0-B.

They are looking for skilled immigrants in certain occupations and that is they sole reason they have the immigration program.
Please I studied Geology and Mining but by present job is a Training Officer with a Training Organisation. My wife has a PGDE and works as a teacher. I want to apply as the principal applicant cos I can easily get POF. Please what NOC can I fit into and which province do you advise me? I want to apply through the PNP route.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Guys Drop Ur Number And Let The Ladies Call (hook Up Someone Pls) by Joniboi(m): 10:19pm On Mar 30, 2020
biggypumpin:
Am biggy, 08065642535 from lokoja, hook me up
for that village?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NSCDC Recruitment 2019: How To Apply For Nigeria Civil Defence Corps by Joniboi(m): 12:07pm On Mar 11, 2020
Oshin56:
I have checked my mail bro
sent
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NSCDC Recruitment 2019: How To Apply For Nigeria Civil Defence Corps by Joniboi(m): 12:02pm On Mar 11, 2020
Oshin56:
instantly.
Please check your mail.
Romance / Re: Married Woman Caught In Bed With A Man She Brought Into Her Matrimonial Home by Joniboi(m): 10:00pm On Mar 08, 2020
noisy45:


Especially there married ones I have lost counts on the ones I have smashed here in ibadan
Those ladies don't value marriage at all.
Romance / Re: Married Woman Caught In Bed With A Man She Brought Into Her Matrimonial Home by Joniboi(m): 9:07pm On Mar 08, 2020
noisy45:


I know it will be a Yoruba woman they have no respect for that institution called marriage
At all my brother. Those ladies are whores.

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Travel / Re: Living In Makurdi by Joniboi(m): 7:45pm On Jan 22, 2020
Breather77:

Thanks. I honestly considered jos but the crisis wahala wasn't encouraging.
Jos is very safe.
Travel / Re: Living In Makurdi by Joniboi(m): 4:34pm On Jan 22, 2020
Breather77:
Please I need your responses. Any little bit of information helps.
Thanks.
I have lived in Markudi at a point but presently in Jos Plateau state. Markudi is just a civil servant state. Good network of roads. No money there ooh. Food and housing are affordable but the town can be very hot from Feb to Nov. One of the hottest States in Nigeria.

I personally think that choosing where to relocate to depends on various factors like: Do you have a job offer or you are going there for business.

On a second thought have you ever thought of relocating to Jos? You can PM to advice you further.
Autos / Re: Automatic 02 Ford Focus, 620k. Abuja by Joniboi(m): 11:06am On Oct 17, 2019
No contact? how can we reach you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton & Hove Albion (2 - 0) On 28th September 2019 by Joniboi(m): 3:38pm On Sep 28, 2019
Please live streaming
Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by Joniboi(m): 11:10pm On Sep 17, 2019
Please i need advice here, i want to buy either a redmi note7 or an Mi A3. Xiaomi experts, please which one is better? advice needed urgently.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Joniboi(m): 7:47pm On Sep 15, 2019
This Tacha is so local. OMG!

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana: Women's WAFU Cup (4 - 2) - Penalty (Full Time) by Joniboi(m): 8:50pm On May 16, 2019
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Maximanuel2:
Wow...Congrats Naija

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