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PoliticsRe: We Are Going To Be Very Proud Of Our Country Once Again - Buhari by Joniboi(m): 8:18am On Sep 07, 2016
Who does this Daura President think he is fooling? I have never seen a President of any country in the world that keeps making empty promises like this man.

Always keep saying that things will get better when things are getting worse by the day. This is the worst recession this economy is suffering in years and it will only take a miracle for this country to come out of it.
SportsRe: Paul Le Guen Is Super Eagles Coach by Joniboi(m): 8:41pm On Jul 18, 2016
Waste of Dollars.
SportsRe: All The News About The Olympic Eagles (U-23) HERE! by Joniboi(m): 10:21am On Jul 18, 2016
Barring any last minute change, head coach of the Nigeria U-23s Samson Siasia has submitted a list of 19 players that will represent Nigeria at the Rio 2016 Olympics.

The list of 19 players has one player in as standby although the name of the player wasn’t mentioned but the move we gathered was done by the coach to make up for any disappointment that could come from any of the expected foreign based in the team.

Daniel Akpeyi
Emmanuel Daniel
Sincere Seth
Kenneth Omeruo
Stanley Amuzie
William Troost Ekong
Saturday Keigo Erimuya
Erhun Obanor
Mikel Obi
Azubuike Okechukwu
Ogenekaro Etebo
Usman Mohammed
Shehu Abdullahi
Stanley Dimgba
Aminu Umar
Imoh Ezekiel
Taiwo Awoniyi
Junior Ajayi
Sadiq Umar
RomanceRe: Hilarious Old Man And Woman Rock Themselves At A Party (pic+video) by Joniboi(m): 2:49pm On Jul 03, 2016
barbpink:
That man is from Otukpa Benue state. It was APC campaign rally For Daniel Onje against senator David mark on February 9th 2016
Spot on! Heard them speaking Idoma at the background.
Technology MarketRe: US Used Lenovo G470, Fast Intel Core-i5 2.3ghz --SOLD !! by Joniboi(m): 7:53pm On Jun 18, 2016
45k?
SportsRe: Nusery school by Joniboi(m): 7:27am On Jun 04, 2016
08032073051. Please add me up.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Ja’afaru As Comptroller-general Of Prisons by Joniboi(m): 5:51pm On May 24, 2016
Fear North
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Letter To Join The Nigerian Army - Premium Times (pics) by Joniboi(m): 7:31pm On Apr 14, 2016
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SportsRe: John Obi-Mikel Is Captain Of The Super Eagles by Joniboi(m): 12:58pm On Mar 24, 2016
Chelsea star John Mikel Obi has been named the new captain of the Super Eagles.

Former captain Ahmed Musa announced during the team pre match conference that it’s not right for him to be the captain when a senior player like Mikel is in the team.

Mikel thanked Ahmed Musa for being a model professional and promised to lead the Eagles to a win against Egypt tomorrow
PoliticsRe: APC Plotting To Impeach Me — Wike by Joniboi(m): 2:41pm On Mar 06, 2016
Don't know how this demented fellow became Governor in the first place. If only Rivers people knew what they did to themselves by voting this 'joke' of a man.

After 4years Rivers state will be in ruins worse than how Peter Odili his 'father' left the state.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joniboi(m): 12:19pm On Feb 29, 2016
feddy27:
Congratulations to Anak123 & bee2bee on the arrival of your bundles of joy. A big welcome to them and may God keep and protect them.

Pocahuntaz (e-hugs) It is well with you. God will replace that which you have lost.

JUST AN ADVISE FROM ME
It is important we LEARN FROM INCIDENTS i.e. what has happened to others so that we don't have a repeat of such cases here.
Especially first time mums! Please learn to trust your doctor. It has a way of making delivery easy for you. Besides, you have never had a baby so when certain options are open to you, ask question and ensure to do whatever will save your life and that of your baby! Let me share my story, I had an uneventful pregnancy; no sickness whatsoever. When I got to 37 weeks, my doctor explained alot to me and asked me if I would like him to help me if I get to 39 weeks and labor does not come on its own. My dear, I had an open mind and I told him do anything that will make me and baby safe and sound. To cut the story short, I was prebooked for induction. I got to 39wks, no labor so I carried myself to the hospital and in 24hrs, I had my baby in my arms ! I really don't know what labor pains were cos i opted for pain relieve (epidural), labor progressed speedily cos I was stressed and all. The lesson here is this: The longer you stay, the more tension starts to build. Also, remember that the nutrients in your system is also diminishing and as such you baby starts getting distressed. I made up my mind for a CS should anything go wrong. it doesn't matter what means the baby came out thru, what we are interested in is MOTHER ALIVE AND BABY ALIVE ! In my opinion, there is no need to stay longer than 40wks! My friend did and baby was distressed, pooed inside, had to stay in intensive care after birth and all that ! The baby still has respiratory issues now! I tried to talk to her then, she said all her sisters don't give birth till after 40wks bla bla bla. please FIRST TIME MUMS ! From 37wks, your baby is ready to be born! Trust your healthcare providers, they have seen you thru the prgenancy and understands your history better! Imagine someone with a placenta previa, saying she wants to wait till 40wks and attempt a VB that the "placenta has moved"...hmmmmm! Her doctor asked to bring out the baby at 38wks via CS, she ran away from the hospital !!!! FIRST TIME MUMS!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! YOU HAVE NOT GIVEN BIRTH BEFORE! ALWAYS HEED TO THE ADVISE OF YOUR DOCTOR.

This second pregnancy, I will gladly go that route again ! 39wks and no labor, bring out the baby !

Enough said for the morning!

Good morning ladies and have a productive day ahead.
God bless you ma'am for putting this up. I am a FTD and I have learnt a great deal. Will copy and send to DW cos she will be 39weeks tomorrow and no show of labour yet.
CelebritiesRe: Ay’s Wife, Mabel Makun Breaks Silence On Alleged Marriage Crash by Joniboi(m): 10:42pm On Feb 26, 2016
Celebrities and their marriage wahala.
SportsRe: Siasia, Amodu May Replace Oliseh by Joniboi(m):
Siasia and Keshi are our best indeginous Coaches. Oliseh's resignation is the best thing that happened to Nigerian football. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
PhonesRe: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by Joniboi(m): 6:18pm On Feb 18, 2016
Please who knows the current price of Gionee M2?
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joniboi(m): 10:22pm On Feb 07, 2016
ahnie:
Then yu must be my BIL.does your Sister have Big yans.h?if yes,then you are my Bil.
Probably...Statistics have shown these days that SIL are more of a pain in the Ass than MIL.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joniboi(m): 10:01pm On Feb 07, 2016
ahnie:
@ma'am sayoddy,your Mil na case,she just bypassed yu n corner some change.abeg forgiv her....yours z even good,my sister in-law(not married)hav all the time in the world to transglobe.she go com yu house,go complain why yu cook wit titus fish,why not smoked fish,why yu cook ogbonor soup,instead of nsala,why yu didnt fry the meat/fish insid the soup,in dat case,she wont eat.or why yu cook banga soup n starch with freshcatfish instead of smoked catfish.if she sees yu tie wrapper n blouse,or hav a nice hairdo,she wil be eyein yu that yu are extravangant,meanwhile na your money yu use take buy am o.abi nah the one wey she sent me to buy chicken just for me to cook red oil garlic(ed)concoction rice for her,jex four days after delivery?my mil inlaw no get wahala,neida my bil(s),but my unmarried sil z a CASE.its well.
Hmmmm...Are you sure you are not talking about my sis here cheesy? There is no difference between your sister inlaw and my unmarried sister. She was a real pain in the ass of my wife until I put her were she belongs, I now have peace in my home.
PoliticsRe: Ekwunife Shunned At APC Secretariat!!! by Joniboi(m): 8:44am On Jan 15, 2016
Abbeyme:
Open http://www.askniid.org/CheckPolicy.aspx

All original insured vehicle in Nigeria should appear here!!

Cheers!!
Thanks.
PoliticsRe: Ekwunife Shunned At APC Secretariat!!! by Joniboi(m): 1:06pm On Jan 14, 2016
Abbeyme:
Na wa o.

I just check her Registration number against the Nigerian Insurance Industry Database for Registered Vehicles in Nigeria.

Guess What!!!



Policy Number

Registration Number
Enter Registration Number :
BWR 180 RP

SEARCH
Your Policy is not found !!!!


THE SENATOR HAS NO INSURANCE POLICY FOR HER VEHICLE!!!
How can I check my Insurance Policy on the database?
PoliticsRe: Probe Sports Minister, Danlong, He Dresses Like A Cultist – HURIWA Tells Buhari by Joniboi(m): 11:11am On Nov 27, 2015
Human rights my Ass! Please lets concentrate on national issues that will bring about the development of our country not addressing how a minister choose to dress.

I think he is dressing like the 'Man O War' which he is a member of.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joniboi(m):
Chinwendym:
I am a mother! I am a mother! I am a mother!!! My 10 years journey of torture and humiliation has finally come to an end!

My husband is a fulfilled man
I am a happy woman
My home is complete.

People will no longer laugh at me but laugh with me!

I sought the Lord and He heard me!
I cried unto my God and He heard my supplication!
My e family I thank you all for your prayers and encouragement! God bless you all.

My good measure, pressed down and running over gift from God came yesterday November 25th at 4.39 pm, via emergency CS weighing 4kg!

The devil tried to flex his muscles but my Jehovah knocked the idi@t down and out cheesy.

Tenderchic may God console and replenish you
Lightepath my teamie please stay strong you're always in my prayers kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kisskiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kisskiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

Safe06 oya bring GP tank baby urine don set o grin

Bs will come later na hide I dey hide use my phone o! Them say make I rest no gadgets for now.
We serve a God of times and seasons! Could not hold back the tears when I read through your post. Your God has indeed done great things in your life.

To all the TTC in the house receive your baby dust in Jesus name...to all the belleful mamas in the house, you shall carry to full term and deliver your babies alive in Jesus name. This thread rocks. One love to everyone. smiley
HealthRe: Prince Audu Abubakar (STROKE- Causes, Signs, Treatment : What You Should Know) by Joniboi(m): 9:19am On Nov 26, 2015
Very Informative. This is a front page material. Lalastica do the needful.
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity: APC Write Nigerians by Joniboi(m): 5:45pm On Nov 25, 2015
End time Party.
PoliticsRe: Confusion In Kogi Over ‘Resurrection’ Of Audu Abubakar - Naij.com by Joniboi(m): 1:31pm On Nov 23, 2015
Yes! Welcome back the Prince of the Niger. The man that is widely loved by his people.
EducationRe: 23 Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria With Mind Blowing Fees by Joniboi(m): 9:31pm On Nov 21, 2015
End time schools.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by Joniboi(m): 10:38pm On Nov 07, 2015
27th September. Where are my birthday mates.
CrimeRe: Notorious Drug Dealer Arrested In Plateau by Joniboi(m): 1:18pm On Nov 04, 2015
I remember this Zuma guy very well when I was a Sales Rep in Jos. He sells all kinds of prohibited drugs and substances. Young boys and girls always trooping into his shop to buy stuffs.

He was arrested in January 2014 and released on bail, he bought a clean ride immediately after his release and forming on top of the world then.

My question is, why is NDLEA always granting him bail? This guy should be ducked for like 10 to 15years.
PoliticsRe: Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi Confirmed As A Minister by Joniboi(m): 4:21pm On Oct 29, 2015
All hail the lion of Africa on his confirmation!

Ameachi's confirmation has put the final nail in PDP's coffin. I can't stop loving this man with a million lives...he does not go to battle and loose.

Three 'eyas' to all the wailing wailers in the house. tongue
HealthRe: Isnt Kaduna State The Dirtiest State In Nigeria With These Pictures??? by Joniboi(m): 2:52pm On Oct 25, 2015
OP, please stop misleading people with your post. This is not Ahmedu Bello Way in Kaduna. I use that road frequently and there is nothing like this there.
PoliticsRe: Tribunal Judgement: Wike Returns To A Rousing Reception In Port Harcourt by Joniboi(m): 8:16am On Oct 25, 2015
Opinedecandid:
Ofcourse Wike is still in charge.
No controversy.
It is high time Niger Deltans rise up to resist that Almajiri and their Chief-slave (wuruba) party.

We are all witnesses to how sectional they are in appointments, even their Chief Servants complain bitterly about it, too.

Their entire body language is a pointer to their greed, selfishness and dictatorship.

We are witnesses to the deceits, the lies, the suppression, victimisation, all of that.

Some of their boot lickers even come here to say that Wike will be arrested by EFCC so he won't take part in the rerun election.

I dare to ask, the same way Goodluck Jonathan ensured that Buhari was arrested or tried for 'certificatelessness'?

Had Buhari been arrested in the build up to the 2015 Presidential election, the whole world would have risen to condemn it!

The same way the Almajiris would have reacted had that been done, is the same way we will react should they dare lay their hands on Wike.
Infact, Rivers will be too hot for them to govern;
Niger Delta will be too hot for further oil exploration.

Even international community would rise to tell them NO.

Why do they really want to have a one party state?
Are they in desperate search for an avenue to nosedive completely into totalitarianism?

They can't continue to kill the hen that lays the golden egg and walk away freely.

Let them seize to plough and plunder our God-given resources to develop their land while we wriggle in want and our lands, yes our earth that produces the black oil is left depleted, undeveloped, abandoned and in chaos.

#regionalismIsTheWayOutOfThisQuagmire
Rubbish! Absolute Rubbish! ! Absolutely! !! Wike will go to jail and nothing will happen. PDP should start shopping for a more refined candidate in Rivers State.

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