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Nairaland GeneralAccess Bank Shades Man United After They Lost 4-0 To Chelsea Yesterday by jonili(op): 7:06am On Oct 24, 2016
So, yesterday Chelsea won Manchester United 4-0 and Access bank used the opportunity to shade them and also advertise.

If you know Paul Pogba of Man U, you will understand the shade. Lol…Wicked!

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I kinda like l8 because of d battery life
CelebritiesRe: Despite All I’ve Been Through, I’m Happy – Tiwa Savage by jonili(m): 8:45am On Oct 22, 2016
good for her
PhonesI Need Advice On Tecno L8 Plus by jonili(op): 8:39am On Oct 22, 2016
fellow NLS am planning to get a new Tecno l8 but one of my friends who is using the phone complained abt the phone, that he can't use it for 5hours straight without it hooking and restarting itself, so pls I need advice any body using the phone and going through such experience should pls advice me so I don't make the wrong choice in buying the phone thanks in advance .
PoliticsNorthern Governors In Closed Door Meeting With John Kerry by jonili(op): 3:20pm On Oct 21, 2016
Ten out of nineteen Northern governors on Wednesday, October 19, held a closed door meeting with U.S Secretary of State, John Kerry at the State department, in Washington.

The governors also held closed door meeting with President Barack Obama’s National
Security Advisor, Ambassador Susan Rice
The meetings focused on deepening collaboration to solving development factors responsible ‎for recurring ethno-religious violence in northern Nigeria

Ten out of nineteen Northern governors on Wednesday, October 19, held a closed door meeting with U.S Secretary of State, John Kerry at the State department, in Washington.The governors also held closed door meeting with President Barack Obama’s National Security Advisor, Ambassador Susan Rice that same day.

The governors, led by Borno state Governor and chairman of the Northern States Governors’ Forum, also held a meeting with Gayle Smith, administrator of the multi million dollars United States Agency for International Development (USAID).

The meetings focused on deepening collaboration on conflicts elimination, prevention, humanitarian aide and partnerships on the solving development factors responsible ‎for recurring ethno-religious violence in northern Nigeria.Governor Darius Ishaku ‎of Taraba, Dalong of Plateau, Abdulfatah Ahmed of Kwara, AbdulAziz Yari of Zamfara, Bindo Jibrilla of Adamawa, Muhammad Abdullahi Abubakar of Bauchi, Abubakar Sani Bello of Niger, Kashim Shettima of Borno, Aminu Waziri Tambuwal of Sokotoand Deputy Governor of Kano State, Professor Hafiz Abubakar who is representing Governor Abdullahi Umar Ganduje of Kano State were among those present.

The ten governors onbegan a three-day symposiumon Tuesday, October 18, organized by the United States Institute of Peace, which is an agency established and funded by the United States Government with headquarters in Washington DC.The symposium focuses on addressing conflicts and under-development in Northern Nigeria.It was reported earlier that the governors who are worried that their trip might be perceived by Nigerians as a jamboree amidst the biting economic recession, demanded from their host’s practical benefits of the symposium as would make positive impacts on the majority of citizens across the 19 Northern States.


https://www.naij.com/1017927-northern-governors-closed-door-meeting-us-secretary-general-photos.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C1315755208

PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode Rearrested By EFCC (Photo) by jonili(m): 2:58pm On Oct 21, 2016
huh
Celebrities“I Wasn’t Shading Tonto Dikeh” – Malivelihood Replies Critics by jonili(op): 2:55pm On Oct 21, 2016
Tonto Dikeh's ex boyfriend and CEO of luxury company Malivelihood has come out to reply critics hat he wasn't shadind the actress when he shared photos of his recent girl friend's wristwatch on snap chat saying her wristwatch can buy two of Tonto's Lexus jeep. In a recent update on his social media page he wrote,
"I was only making a statement of fact"

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Nairaland GeneralCommotion As Man Is Found Hanging From A Tree Inside A Schoolyard by jonili(op): 2:34pm On Oct 21, 2016
A man who had obviously become fed up with certain life’s vicissitudes, has caused serious stir in his community after hanging himself on a tree.

A man’s dead body has been found hanging from a tree causing some commotion in the area.The dead body was discovered by a man identified as Joseph Masinya.Accordong to Daily Sun SA, Joseph was busy with his day to day duties on a bright afternoon when he saw something hanging from a tree!The 54-year-old gardener at Cosmo City West Primary School, Joburg,South Africa, said when he got closer he realised that it was a man. He had used a shoelace to hang himself.“In all the 10 years I have been helping at this school I have never seen anything like this.“In fact I’ve never seen a dead man hanging in a tree except in movies. But, of all places that one could do this, why a schoolyard?“This is going to traumatise the little ones a lot. I’m not even sure if the children will be able to come into this yard.”He said it was about 9am when he discovered the body that appeared to be that of a young man in his 30s.“He was wearing a green top, red T-shirt, black track P@nts and red Nike takkies.”Some residents around the school were not convinced that the man died from hanging himself with a shoelace. One resident at the scene said it was totally impossible for a shoelace to hold that weight.“This person weighs a lot.The shoelace would have snapped on the spot if he had really used it to hang himself.“I believe there is somebody behind this horrible action.”None of the residents recognised the dead man and believe that he was from another section of Cosmo City.Honeydew police said they are looking for familymembers or anyone who might assist them to identify the man.An inquest has been opened and police are investigating the matter.

http://www.gltrends.ng/2016/10/commotion-man-found-hanging-tree-inside-schoolyard/

Nairaland GeneralRe: Wild Bear Rescued After Being Trapped Ina Toilet For Over 10 Days (photos) by jonili(op): 2:14pm On Oct 21, 2016
if na naija na beta meat b dis o
Nairaland GeneralWild Bear Rescued After Being Trapped Ina Toilet For Over 10 Days (photos) by jonili(op): 2:08pm On Oct 21, 2016
A wild bear was pulled out of a 3-meter-deep toilet in Tibet Autonomous Region, China, after allegedly being trapped inside the toilet for over 10 days. The bear was discovered by tourists in a Village.

Pictures uploaded online show that the bear’s eyes had seemingly been damaged – allegedly wounded by villagers – while it struggled to leave the toilet, which was sealed with cement walls.

According to an Oct. 20 post on Sina Weibo, the bear had been trapped in the toilet for 10 days before any rescue efforts were arranged. The post has been shared by more than 2,800 netizens as of press time.The online plea for rescue was heard and answered the same day by the State Administration of Forestry. The administration wrote on its official Weibo account that the bear could not be pulled out of the toilet directly, since it was sitting in a densely populated village. However, until proper arrangements could be made, the bear was fed and watched over by 10 villagers and five forestry officials.The Administration of Forestry added that the bear would be rescued on Oct. 21, and a cage is prepared to humanely transport the bear while keeping locals safe. Officials will work to guarantee the bear’s safety and ensure that it can return to nature as soon as possible.
http://www.gltrends.ng/2016/10/wild-bear-rescued-trapped-toilet-10-days-photos/

CrimeRe: Hired Killer Falls In Love With Target, Demands Sex (photo) by jonili(m): 7:58am On Oct 17, 2016
nollywood movie
PoliticsEl-rufai Demands Arrest Of Attackers Of Shiite Muslims by jonili(op): 4:55am On Oct 14, 2016
– As expected, Governor Nasir El-Rufai of Kaduna has reacted to the attack and killing of Shiite members in the state– The governor cautioned security officers while urging them to immediately arrest the irate youths who took part in the act governor Nasir El-Rufai of Kaduna state does not seem happy with the alleged attacks and killing of Shiite members by residents of Tudun Wada area in the Kaduna. Four people were killed in the attack in the state and El-Rufai says those who participated in it must be brought to justice just as he warned against actions that would cause the death of anyone in the state.

The attack in that part of Kaduna was said to have been carried out by irate youths from the state, who also demolished the Shi’ite’s Islamic school in the area.Premium Times reports that the spokesperson of the Shiite group, Ibrahim Musa, had been arrested on the order of theKaduna state government.A statement signed by Samuel Aruwan, the spokesperson El-Rufai, said the governor was challenging the security agents to uphold law and order as well as investigate and arrest anyone found culpable in the act.

The statement said:The government condemns in strong terms this unfortunate situation and commiserates with the affected citizens and their families, and others that lost their properties and valuables.“The government therefore wishes to categorically warn citizens against mob action. No one will be allowed to conduct themselves in an arbitrary manner. Impunityhas no place in this state.“There are designated agencies vested withthe duty of law enforcement, and citizens cannot usurp their roles; rather it is the duty of all citizens to report infractions of the lawand help to prevent or detect crime. There can be no recourse to self-help.

“Only constituted authority and security agencies have the statutory right and the constitutional mandate to enforce compliance to the law.“Every resident of Kaduna State has the right to the constitutional freedoms outlinedin Sections 38 and 40.”

https://www.naij.com/1008071-anger-governor-el-rufai-reacts-killing-shiite-members.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C5837251821

PoliticsRe: 8 Facts You Should Know About The Release Of 21 Chibok Girls by jonili(op): 4:36am On Oct 14, 2016
8. The Nigerian government is yet to contact the parents of the 21 Chibok girls to identify them.

#copied

https://www.naij.com/1007206-released-21-chibok-girls-8-facts-need-know-rescue-far-photos.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C8783844203

PoliticsRe: 8 Facts You Should Know About The Release Of 21 Chibok Girls by jonili(op): 4:34am On Oct 14, 2016
7. Their names will be released soon by the presidency via the director general of the department of state security, Lawal Daura.

PoliticsRe: 8 Facts You Should Know About The Release Of 21 Chibok Girls by jonili(op): 4:32am On Oct 14, 2016
6. They left the Nigeria Airforce base in Maiduguri at 9.15am and are on their way toAbuja.

PoliticsRe: 8 Facts You Should Know About The Release Of 21 Chibok Girls by jonili(op): 4:31am On Oct 14, 2016
5. They have been taken by a military chopper to a medical facility for evaluation.

PoliticsRe: 8 Facts You Should Know About The Release Of 21 Chibok Girls by jonili(op): 4:29am On Oct 14, 2016
4. Out of the 21 girls released,18 are nursing mothers.

PoliticsRe: 8 Facts You Should Know About The Release Of 21 Chibok Girls by jonili(op): 4:27am On Oct 14, 2016
3. The 21 released Chibok girls were swapped with four high profile Boko Haram militants.

PoliticsRe: 8 Facts You Should Know About The Release Of 21 Chibok Girls by jonili(op): 4:26am On Oct 14, 2016
2. They are the first batch of the kidnapped girls to be released following a prisoner swap of detained Boko Haram militants.

Politics8 Facts You Should Know About The Release Of 21 Chibok Girls by jonili(op): 4:25am On Oct 14, 2016
It’s a happy day for many Nigerians following report that21 Chibok girls have been releasedfrom Boko Haram captivity.The 21 girls were released on Thursday, October 13, after being held captive by the insurgents for over two years.The deadly sect kidnapped 276 girls from their school in Chibok, Borno state in April 2014. No fewer than 57 girls managed to escape from their captors. Since then, all efforts to rescue the remaining girls have proved abortive.The federal government has been trying to reach an agreement with the insurgents and today, some of the girls are free after years of captivity. Here are 8 facts you should know about the release so far.

1. Their release was brokered by International Red Cross and the Swiss government.

PoliticsDSS Discovers 15 Exotic Cars In Judge's House by jonili(op): 7:44am On Oct 12, 2016
Operatives of the Department of State Services (DSS) have begun to extract information from some of the arrested judges– It has been learnt that some of the judges’lifestyle and their love for opulence actually played roles in their arrest– One of such judges is said to live in a palatial residence with imported furniture and also has a fleet of 15 carsWhen officials of the Department of State Services (DSS) stormed the official residence of one ofthe seven judges raidedrecently, they found a fleet of 15 exotic carsincluding a Rolls Royce.Rolls-Royce Limited is a British car-manufacturing and, later, aero-engine manufacturing company founded by Charles Stewart Rolls and Sir Frederick Henry Royce on 15 March 1906 as a result of a partnership formed in 1904.The interior of a Rolls RoyceIts latest cars cost at least over N100 million depending on the brand and the exchange rate of the naira to a dollar.The same judge whose name is being shielded, according to The Nation, reportedly was said to have hired a notable construction firm to build his palatial home. He also imported furniture from Brazil, Argentina and Spain.Judges are supposed to be public servants with salaries also determined by the rules, but this particular judge is said to be proud of his property as he once conducted his colleagues round the mansion.“Operatives have discovered that one of the judges owns a mansion which was contracted to a construction firm at a huge cost. In fact, the judge imported furniture from Brazil, Argentina and Spain. “At a stage, he conducted his ‘poor colleagues’ round the mansion in an open display of affluence. The judge has about 15 cars, including a Rolls Royce. This Rolls Royce was imported.“During interrogation, another judge told DSS team that he did not know how and when N18 million was lodged in his accountbecause he was not getting alert from his bank. But we have evidence of withdrawals from the account.“We have retrieved the assets declaration forms of these judges. It was shocking that one of them has three asset declaration forms with different dates of birth,”the report quoted a source as saying.In his confessional statement, one of the seven judges arrested reportedly told the DSS that he did not know how N18 million got into his account. He also denied getting an alert that would have made him complain to the bank.One other judge said the money found in hisaccount was an accumulated medical allowance.While the judges have continued to make useful information to the operatives, the government seems to have foreclosed their return to their profession as it is believed they cannot be facing trial and still be in the adjudicating cases.In a string operation recently, the secret operatives stormed the homes of Justices Sylvester Ngwuta and Inyang Okoro, the suspended presiding justice of the Court of Appeal, Ilorin division, Justice Mohammed Ladan Tsamiya, who was picked up in Sokoto; Justice Adeniyi Ademola (Federal High Court); the Chief Judge of Enugu state,Justice I. A. Umezulike; Justice Kabiru Auta of Kano state High Court; and Justice Muazu Pindiga (Gombe state High Court).The source further told disclosed that the government has asked the National JudicialCouncil (NJC) to suspend the affected judges pending the outcome of their trial.“The position of the government is that none of these judges will be allowed back to the bench in the interest of the nation’s Judiciary. They cannot be arraigned in the dock and at the same time be adjudicating or attending to cases.“It is left to the NJC to allow the affected judges to keep off the bench until their fate is determined. But certainly, they will face trial and the outcome will determine whether or not they will be retired or dismissed.“We are expecting the NJC to do the needfulby suspending the judges,”he said. https://www.naij.com/1004801-shocking-rolls-royce-14-cars-found-judges-house-others-confess-photos.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C4994624049

PoliticsRe: NNPC Discovers 21 Wells Full Of Oil In North by jonili(op): 7:35am On Oct 12, 2016
PoliticsNNPC Discovers 21 Wells Full Of Oil In North by jonili(op):
NNPC is putting last touches to a comprehensive framework designed to herald the intensification of exploration activities in the Chad Basin– According to the fresh reports, the petroleum corporation has so far drilled 23 wells, 21 of which have potential of full prospects of oil– Nigeria engaged a British company into the exploration that is already working in theLake Chad region to put efforts togetherMoves by the Nigerian government to build up the nations proven oil reserve through exploration of new frontiers received a fresh thrust with the news that the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) as 21 oil wells out of the 23 drilled so far have potential of full prospects of oil.The report from the NNPC showed that a total of 23 oil wells have already been drilled by mining oil companies that have been involved in oil exploration in the North in the past 30 years.While only 2 of them were reportedly hit a dry run, 21 other wells were said to hold prospects of oil. The statement from the NNPC also said that the exploration of the oil in the North has, so far, gulped a shocking sum of about N27 billion and $340 million correspondingly.The corporation is reportedly expecting to receive more money into the quest – in compliance with the recent presidential directive to resume oil exploration in the North.The statement reads in part: “Discoveries made in neighbouring countries in basins with similar structural settings are: Doba, Doseo and Bongor all in Chad amounts to over 2 Billion barrels (Bbbls); Logone Birni in Southern Chad and Northern Cameroon, over 100 Bbbls; and Termit-Agadem Basin in Niger totals over 1Bbbls.“Already the NNPC New Frontier ExplorationServices Division which is leading the charge for crude oil find in the entire Inland Basins is acquiring 3,550 sq km of 3- D seismic data for processing and interpretation in addition to the already acquired 6000km of 2-D data that is currently being reprocessed.”“The search is not limited to the Chad Basinalone but covers extensive inquest in the entire Nigerian Frontier Sedimentary Basins which includes- The Anambra, Bida, Dahomey, Gongola/Yola and the Sokota Basins alongside the Middle/Lower Benue Trough.’’ The attacks of theNiger Delta militantsin the south of Nigeria reduced oil production and partially caused the country’s recession.Following this President Muhammadu Buhari two months ago directedthe NNPC to escalate search for oil in the north-east.The administrationstarted the long-term planned exploration of crude oilin the north-eastern part of Nigeria which will reduce the pressure on the Niger Delta region.In a related development the Chief of Naval Staff Vice Admiral Ibok-Ete Ibas said the Nigerian Navy had commenced deploymentof its personnel to the Lake Chad Basin Naval post to protect Nigeria’s territorial interest on the Lake bordering Nigeria and countries in the Sahel region commenced last month.

Science/TechnologyRe: The Snake My Friend And I Killed On Our Way To Vigil (Photo) by jonili(m): 7:05am On Oct 01, 2016
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! cool
HBD this background looks like UNN post graduate hostel
NYSCRe: Corper From Benue Serving In Kano Dies (Photos) by jonili(m): 2:56pm On Sep 28, 2016
RIP
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian-american Artist, Jidenna Arrives Nigeria | See First Photos by jonili(m): 8:42pm On Aug 30, 2016
Nna welcome home
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Tweeted On Mark Zuckerberg's Visit To Nigeria & Got This Reply by jonili(m): 8:41pm On Aug 30, 2016
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PhonesRe: Hilarious Conversation Between MTN Care And A Customer(Audio) by jonili(m): 1:31pm On Aug 30, 2016
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CelebritiesRe: Freeze Gets Back His Job As CoolFM OAP by jonili(m): 3:56pm On Aug 29, 2016
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PhonesRe: Urgent Information For All Whatsapp Users- Must Read by jonili(m): 9:43pm On Aug 28, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Buhari And Obasanjo At 6th Tokyo International Conference 2016 - Photos by jonili(m): 9:37pm On Aug 28, 2016
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