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Nairaland GeneralRe: Like Elephants by Jonluv(op): 12:56pm On Sep 28, 2009
!amebo no1:
whats these? huh huh i was so loving this thread until your reply came in, can someone get a cane and flog all these kids that run around feeling like they are the reason for every thread that pops out
no need to get ruffled up. she (Ani) is indeed the reason for this thread. She knows her place man. She's real cool and being honest. And you bet what she just said about not being like the elephants is damn true. As a matter of fact I dedicate this thread to her.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Like Elephants by Jonluv(op): 12:32pm On Sep 28, 2009
Thank you bby gal @ Ani. Nah it aint my original thoughts but at least give me credit for being idealistic and picking a good tip. This is Romance Section?? LOL my bad. I did not realize your ways. grin
Nairaland GeneralLike Elephants by Jonluv(op): 12:27pm On Sep 28, 2009
As I was passing the elephants, During my tour in Shimba Hills, I was confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from their bonds but for some reason, they did not. I saw a trainer nearby and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away?. "Well," he said, "when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it's enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free!!"
I was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn't, they were stuck right where they were.
What a Lesson.
Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ani Lee Date Me by Jonluv(op): 8:22am On Sep 28, 2009
Haha grin YOU? Marry herhuh . Don’t push your luck man. Wow man, thats asking for too much, hooking a meeting. Bt u my man, I’ll see what I can do. And she is gonna kill me for this
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ani Lee Date Me by Jonluv(op): 8:17am On Sep 28, 2009
Sorry to burst your bubble yes she is our medicine product. Yes she takes very good care of herself. Which is a really attractive trait I concur with you. Well, yeh man, she takes to engineering and tech stuff even more easily than most of us guys. She fix just about anything in d house. From light bulbs to door locks and plumbing to building an elliptical without much use of a manual. She amazes me at times jo! And believe it or not, when I need to fix something at my crib, I call on her. I guess its an inborn talent for her.

LOL. I guess we have reversed rolls now. Look who is now wrapped up into her. U smell potential Haha
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ani Lee Date Me by Jonluv(op): 8:10am On Sep 28, 2009
That’s cool man. U should employ June’s (Ani Lee) aide, shiz got excellent business sense even if she taking med and she is very technical.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ani Lee Date Me by Jonluv(op): 8:06am On Sep 28, 2009
Yep dats her. She aint got my world spinning, or, she got everybody who knows her world’s spinning. cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ani Lee Date Me by Jonluv(op): 7:57am On Sep 28, 2009
don’t u dare do wat am thinkin u may wanna do, ama kill u wit ma bare hands nigga!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ani Lee Date Me by Jonluv(op): 7:56am On Sep 28, 2009
Hey man watsup? Nah I aint into Ani Lee… (wish she’d let me though, lol). She’s a great gal dats all. Very cool chick. U met her in person once, remember when I dropped by one Saturday wit Okesimo and another “pensive beautiful” lady as you described? Yep dats d same gal man.
RomanceRe: Sleazy Pick Up Line by Jonluv(m): 12:51pm On Sep 26, 2009
June dear, are you okay? Today you seem to be rather brutal and barbaric if I may add. The guy was just trying his chances with you. Am sorry he was not taking to you affinity but you dont have to make a mountain out of it. You usually dont do this. Something's got to be really wrong. This aint the June I know. Whats not going down?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ani Lee Date Me by Jonluv(op): 11:21am On Sep 26, 2009
justwise:
Oh dear!! i wouldn't want to be in your bad book
@justwise
LOL u dont really fall for her huge threats do you? This lady is just about the sweetest thing after candy. She aint got no mean bone in her body. Yeh sure the girl's language can be as foul as lil John's when she wants but she won't hurt no fly. Seriously. And I dont even know why she has such indecent language in writing cause you'll never hear her speak such words. Just one of those laid back mind her own bizzy types. All she is doing here is barking and I promise you she WONT bite.  Fear not, Ani Lee is as sweet and sensible as they'll ever come. She's the best as far as I am concerned.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ani Lee Date Me by Jonluv(op): 10:47am On Sep 26, 2009
u want war? U really sure about dat angel? I dont have an ambulance on stand by you know grin. Aniwy I shall be the very nice gentleman that I have always been to you and let you win. Yeh I aint bz tomz, St P dont sound bad. C u l8az then, food calls.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ani Lee Date Me by Jonluv(op): 10:32am On Sep 26, 2009
angry babe did u just call my respectable, mature, overgrown ass 'BOY'? Be careful June *murderous glare*
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ani Lee Date Me by Jonluv(op): 10:09am On Sep 26, 2009
LOL relax babe, sheesh u so uptyt me girl. I aint got class 2dy. Just came in here and saw you were online so i decided to command your attention. grin I can see it worked very well. Damn am way to good for myself. But stop being so stingy wit ur sweet ass. I know you got more to offer than independability wink wink. Point is, u a sweet darling for real. Am liking most of your posts btw. You smart and interesting as usual and thats how we keepn it fresh in army land wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneAni Lee Date Me by Jonluv(op): 9:59am On Sep 26, 2009
I want to date you Ani Lee. I like you. Be mine.

Love, Jon.
RomanceRe: What Do Girls Want? by Jonluv(m): 7:41am On Sep 16, 2009
U ask dat babe Ani Lee cool , cant get nay wrong wen ya do so wink
RomanceRe: Can A Guy That Smokes And Drink Find A Good Girl Ever? by Jonluv(m): 7:36am On Sep 16, 2009
as long as this is not the only thing they do all day then i think it shouldnt be a reason for concern for any girls.
now, if the guy stays home all day and drink and smoke weed then. . . . . . . . . . . .

Amen.
RomanceRe: 4 Tings Women Shud Knw Bout Men by Jonluv(m): 7:20am On Sep 16, 2009
Lol! June! U did not! Wtf! Baby gal cnt believe you actually posted last night's
heated but well concluded discussion. I ddnt tink u was serious. Bif, dat pizza was so damn gud. So here is whr u bn @?? U werent at ur place. U didnt dump us for dat Okon guy now did u??! Js playn, help him. I js decided to pop in n c but ddnt expect dis!
Hehehehe am lmao. Ok fine, fair is fair, ama also post how i relate u 2 dem questions.
Am wit evri1 here, Spencer, Spinno, Nowse, Okesimo, Okoye, Deyemi n Aiyede n wat ama post wil b a contribution of evri1. Here goes:

1. If women were to be classified by this answer we gave, we'd say you aren't a woman. Somehow, wit ur silent grace, u tend to capture dudes' attention even more than needed. The fact that u dont waste time tryna impress nobody is a unique to u trait. Remember Reiner said he loved u best out of d whole damn class simply because u dont run ur mouth unnecessarily. Tsk! Dat aint fair. Am supposed to be d flippn best student in Pharmacology. Damn u baby! (Okesimo's point). Jus kiddn, anyway adding on, we love d fact dat u r our strong hold. Now dats wat a real woman is made of. Strength n ahem (choking cough) other softer things, Spins, Aiyede, Nowse n Okoye espeshiari love how u enter a room or walk in2 a place n every1 stops wat dey doin js ta stare at u. U hav a radiance of grace and confidence and an 'unignorable' beauty. True. Moving on,

2. Ur d last person to confuse anyone. U col a bloody spade a bloody spade. N dat we love coz we dont gotta try n read u like how sum of our girlfriends r. N wat makes u more special is d fact dat u dnt cum across as mean n rude. U kind n soft hearted but u dnt compromise wit truth, wat bad ass nigga wud ignore dat trait in u "SISTREN", lol. anyway, u schweets babe. Really. U say wat u mean.

3. LOL dis reminds us of dat wats-his-name-again? hahahahaha poor dude!!! Baby wen it cums to dis, u a star. Not in d form of gettn serious but d opposite. How u analyze, take ya time, n dnt push js makes u a more welcumn female dan d average. U dnt talk much, bt u r made of stuff dat speaks out more dan words. N wen u speak dey are words of sense, wisdom, funniness. Oh June, marry us? LOL, js kidn (Okesimo says he's serious) but u r a woman a man wudnt think twice 2 marry. Seriously. Ok ta hell wit d marriage talk, makes me feel lyk Spencer's gal. hahahaha. I am askn spencer y d hell her anyway? yle der's u. Or did u reject him 2 as u did d rest of us, handsomest in our crew. Tho we know u aint shallow. Things like gud luks r stuff dat wud b a bonus 4 u in d lucky guy. LOL I sound lyk Emily, verbarrhoea.

4. U already our best friend and our intimate darlin. Wat more cud we ask 4 eeh? Bbe nna I want u! Rrrrr! U oredi got d secrets to kpn a man. Js tel us y u kpn us waitn so lng. Du knw if I want I cud wait 4 u? Aaauuu. Eheh I can be sweet too u know. Lol someone's getn green here, Spen, wont finish d name hahahaha

Btw, we diggn deep ya signature…. Kpn it fresh n real as owez hey. Like it.

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