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The devil's red claws were at work!

XhosaNostra:
It's like they were caressed by Freddy Kreuger or a Grizzly

Those are extreme. I wonder if it's mandatory to have them.

The marks are big and I bet it's much painful when one is undergoing the marking process! Tribal marks should be beautiful but this ones aren't! SuperIgbo1 [quote author=SuperIgbo1 post=76546141]

No Somalilander hates Kenya.Somalilanders even want Kenya to help them secede from the federal republic of Somalia.The guy is just a troll!

NairobiWalker:
You don't have another photo of Hargeisa?

Stop embarrassing yourself. Hargeisa should try beating Eldoret first before struggling to measure up to Nairobi.

Eldoret

https://www.jamiiforums.com/mobile-gallery/b22080ff524f71611f712597006da5ee.jpg

Hargeisa

https://images.pond5.com/city-hargeisa-somaliland-somalia-footage-090668077_prevstill.jpeg

Those tribal marks on their faces look badass! Not as badass as the Mursi people's lip plate or disc!

SuperIgbo1:
You're a stark illiterate.

Debate with Sanusi, who said Yorubas are the problems with Nigeria or, the pregnant Dahomey Amazons who destroyed your overhyped OYO village, loooooool.

I'll never take a people, who were defeated squarely by pregnant women seriously. Igbos were defeated by British and Russian world powers while, Yorubas were decimated by pregnant women and some Fulani cowjockeys. It's on record, that Yorubas, upon hearing about Dan Fodio's exploits in Ilorin, all ran to live in the Olumo rock. The rationale behind Yorubas having tribal marks is that, the British colonialists marked Yorubas on their faces so, they could identify and, save them from the advancing foolanis jihadists.

You're really hurt. Drink some Tanqueray, you'd feel ok, looooooool.

Stop bringing up stuff,why lie on your job? What are you going to be next time? A geologist?

Kazikazi:
Do you call Fused quartz a clay? Do you know what are you talking?

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We are here for a civil discussion,not an online war! Online wars belong to twitter!

spendoon:
Yes an online war

Just stick to selling clay jikos. Stick to your job description!

Kazikazi:
Wait for technical experts to explain the cause of accident. Don't bring your kibera brain on these engineering stuffs which you can't digest.
FYI,most aeroplanes accidents are due to human errors and not technical glitches as many fellows think.

I'm proper sure we are not buying that death trap!

w1234:
Yes i hope kq has not ordered it

About time they cancelled it's production. It's ruining their reputation. The plane is definitely not good for business, no one is going to buy it now!

w1234:
It has had many mishaps
Since it was introduced to the market
It must be relooked at

He does not deserve the privelledge of a reply

XhosaNostra:
You're despicable for this! If you don't feel anything, fine, but respect someone else's pain.

I'm sure Boeing's technical and engineering team are scratching their heads right now. The plane was brand new. This should be the second Boeing plane to have been involved in an air accident.

w1234:
Those Boeing planes 737-8 max
Should be investigated

Go to the comment section

Yobeezy:
This is the latest from the US embassy in Ethiopia.

The US citizens were restricted to travel due to the demos and not that they knew of an impending air disaster. That was my point!

Yobeezy:
I visited it some few hours ago but not the Ethiopian page and it's not showing anything different with what I posted.

We believe too much in conspiracy. Visit the US Embassy Ethiopia Facebook page for an explanation!

Yobeezy:
Yes I saw the stats,so sad indeed but do you have any idea regarding the cause of the accident?
Cause there are some rumours trolling that US embassy in Ethiopia issued a travel alert for this day in particular to any traveller in and out of the country including the US citizens who had planned to travel on this particular day,seems the US intelligent team knew more about this incident in prior just the same way they knew more information about the Dusit D2 before its attack was launched.

The other stories are just a 'by the way '

We will soon go back to economics and such stuff!

mtisTheQubit:
The way things are going , thread will be moved to romance side or witches section..

Had a South African beauty Facebook friend going by the name Naledi. She would on her day open up and tell me about all this stuff .

Keep praying,you never know who's aiming at you !

XhosaNostra:
A sangoma is a witch doctor aka traditional healer. A tokoloshe on the other hand is just some evil creature. I'm not sure if I believe in most of this stuff, but I often find myself praying in my sleep every time something strange happens while I'm asleep eg. eating etc.

Consequences are there including divorce from your partner due to that loss of interest, impotence, low libido and lots more

It's either you believe it or brush it off! I've heard stories of Tokoloshes and *Sangomas* or something sounding closer to that

XhosaNostra:
Lol, so it's nothing to be concerned about?
In my culture we believe when that happens, you're having sex with a tokoloshe, which is sent by witches. The consequences of that is, you lose interest in sex. Meaning that the "thing" you sleep with at night, ensures that you're "his" alone.

It is said that the female nightrunners can grow sticks and hump you like never before whether you are a male or female. They also bang each other as witches.

Be in the know!

w1234:
Someone told me also
How they were thoroughly whipped by night runners when they were returning from a club in their village

Yo guess was right!

mtisTheQubit:
let me guess..Mambasani ..i've lived im mombasa for a while you know ..

A spiritual husband or wife is an actual spirit or a jinni/genie/jinn

The nightrunners however are actual people. We have genuine romantic dreams and those that are influenced by magic and spirits.

Shut up and enjoy the bang!

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. So the dark stranger that has been giving me endless nights of passion is actually a night runner? Now I feel dirty So are there any consequences to the sex? It sounds more like the thing Nigerians call "a spiritual husband/wife". But in their culture, I believe, there's a price to pay for the orgasms

Someone who alleged that nightrunners are rife in her area told me all these and more !

mtisTheQubit:
really man..they bleep with guys while sleeping..that just twisted an creepy

It's for fun I guess?

The magic makes you paperweight and I can see the excitement they get from such an activity when they go gliding and hopping over the earth's surface. They will also play with those deep in their sleep. If you dream that one is chasing you or flying with you at greater speeds,it's probably a night runner doing his/her stuff. It is reported that they also f*ck with those in sleep. Stay woke and get to know that a nightrunner in your village might be the one banging you all night in the name of the romantic dreams you always get!
They camp and lit fires,sing and eat. Being a witch is actually more fun than I thought!

XhosaNostra:
What is the purpose of "night running"?

I looked it up this morning & it seems all they do is play pranks on people at night. I thought it was just mischief until I came across an interview with their "president". He says they go naked because fire actually shoots out of their rectum! With those words, I figured it was much more diabolical than I initially thought.

We've heard of a British folklore about old women who are witches flying around with brooms. As for nightrunners, their feet slap the ground in an unending running exercise the whole night. When your donkey brays in panic during the dark, know that a night runner is at your premises. Say what ? Legend has it that this run is done whilst naked and in cohorts of more than one nightrunner for the most of the time.

XhosaNostra:
Can you please go more in-depth on what a "night runner" is? I know I'm going to regret asking but my curiosity won't let up lol.

He is 'Mr Fix it'. We need more of Matiang'is and Magohas in our ministries.We need people who leave behind legacies when given a public office to run!

TayserMahri:
Gotcha! Hail Thee Matiang' Slayer of all beasts...

Unite and defend our country? Are we in a war ?

spendoon:
Dude please stop this you are not embarrassing Nigeria but yourself and your tribe which I know alot of igbos will b disappointed in you and why is it you can't find an Hausa or Yoruba arguing on this thread because it a situation were we Nigerians must unite and defend our country from this Kenyans,SA etc

I'm yet to get the list. We must be at the bottom in such, we are no Gretsa or some village polytechnic!

You can share the links, I didn't get much of that story!

mtisTheQubit:
hi Jonraid..question: were you guys affected by CUE take on some of courses offered by our universities...heard they rejected some ofthe courses offered

About the hospital,the government will be paying the remaining balance. We mustn't forget that this was a one multi billion shillings
project. The SSP students might not be flooding in that much but this effect was felt nationally ever since Matiang'i took over. We are still somewhere up there when it comes to admitting fresher students nationally. We normally don't hear of massive bailouts in KU by the government as opposed to some other university!

TayserMahri:
Not rumours. The hosi costs plus you no longer admit the SSPs, at least as many as Olive used to.

I really don't know, everything looks normal for me. If the rumours are true,we can perhaps look at the profitable public universities and compare how KU is faring.

TayserMahri:
How is KU btw. Heard that you folks are broke AF!

The meaning of race is more meticulous and categorical. So many things can mean a 'nation'

forgiveness:
Don't you know the meaning of nation? It's the same.

Clannism unites Somalis more than Islam does.Blame it,the religion isn't the one to be blamed here! When Somalis are fighting against each other,chances are that the war is between two warring clans!

PissedYagami:
I blame Islam.

Insert race instead of nations !

forgiveness:
Every nations prefers that.