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I'm actually innocent

Never taken a glass of pint!

You are such a character,are free times meant for f*cking?

tylann:
And are you really innocent ?
What do you do in your free time apart from fcking

Never smoked let alone think of it.I'm actually the ''innocent looking type''!

tylann:

Nilianza kusmoke nikiwa class 7 2009
Kwani ww huwa hauchomi
Inafaa unitembelee
Mm c smoker pekee iam also a dealer
Ni must nibuy vitz hii mwaka .

A rare picture of a young tylann !

mtisTheQubit:
movies an other stuff... no weed though if i may add ..thats for T man

A little bit of witty replies should put kumamoto at bay!

PissedYagami:
yes and they taste like chicken

If the stats are correct why not?

forgiveness:
Per capita GDP, abi. Should we use that for your unemployment too?

30 hubs for 48 million Kenyans? I'll take it any day!

You only have 55 hubs in a country of more than 150 million people!

forgiveness:
Good to know you are one of... not the number one or two. See ya father below.

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forgiveness:
Good to know you are one of... not the number one or two. See ya father below.

When the public debt to GDP ratio reaches the 60% red-line that's when we should start panicking .With our growth of our real GDP,expect the debt to GDP ratio to downsize a bit!

forgiveness:
Overcooked self dey worry am.

Goethe Institute Nairobi

One of Africa's top technology hubs!

Just say you have nothing to say!

forgiveness:
Kenya's GDP is cooked. Kenya's dept speaks alot.

Riara University picture flicks!

Sunset GT event in Nairobae

Where are the Subaru lovers?

By aliens from mars!

68816419:
owned by those Indian-Kenyans?

Nigeria's tax to GDP ratio hovers at around 6%

You can dare their revenue bodies to increase it to Sub Sahara's Africa's average of around 18.5%.All these facts shows why that GDP is a lie!

They can't even arrive at 8% because the economy is already taxed to the marrow,taxed to the bone!

rvp2018:
You're very daft indeed. Put the link here. Nigeria revenues is about 6% of it's GDP . THE WORLD WORST. I am not sure what you're pasting there.

The data I know - Federal IGR are about 10-13B dollars - all the states IGR are about 2B dollars(with Lagos shy of 2B in 2018 - and about 1B dollars in 2016). Total revenue excluding LCA is about 15B dollars.

In fact Nigeria federal budget is something like 25B dollars. All the states budgets despite crazly ambitious estimates are less than 15B. And this include deficit financing - lots of BORROWINGs.

I left that important bit.Thank you for saying.It is a win win for both the investor and the host!

TayserMahri:
And their economy too. It's a win win scenario . They are also free to set up shoe factories in Kenya.

He's the gift that keeps on giving!

He'll come again gloating over BRT or Tanzania's cashew nuts farming prowess!

tylann:
Sometimes i wonder ......
This guy .

But what about the startups funding? I think that's the most important bit!

Ibrahimanees:
And to think that two years ago Kenya's got more tech hub than Nigeria and South Africa almost twice as Nigeria

You are embarrassing yourself son! Calm it,no one can steal a mountain!

Kazikazi:
But he spoke the truth! You go around telling people you have mount Kilimanjaro in your country ! You tell people Olduvai gorge is yours!
Let magu talk the truth.Go magu go

KCB Group is aiming to be the first local lender to start operations in neighbouring Ethiopia as the country opens up to foreign investment in the banking sector.

The bank, which opened a representative office in Addis Ababa four years ago, said Wednesday its senior officials accompanied President Uhuru Kenyatta during his recent two-day Kenya-Ethiopia trade and investment forum in Addis Ababa where the entry plans were firmed up.

On Wednesday, KCB Group chief executive Joshua Oigara told an investor briefing the lender is banking on the speedy reform process to open up the financial services sector.

https://www.businessdailyafrica.com/markets/marketnews/KCB-first-Kenyan-bank-in-Addis/3815534-5012442-10qt6j3z/index.html

If Ethiopia liberalises it's economy,that would be a boon for Kenyan firms!

TayserMahri:
Do they have term limits in Tz. because Magufuli needs to be removed.

Luckily Ethiopia and Eritrea are warming up we can tap into that newfound opportunity.

Wikipedia says otherwise

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longombas

tylann:
They went to the USA i heard they were Congolese not Kenyans

We might have as well given the Chinese to build the dams.They always deliver projects quickly.CRBC is a mammoth of a company that can only be rivaled by USA's BECHTEL and a clique of a few other construction companies on this planet!

kikuyu1:
That was fast! Was it 1.5 yrs? Def less than 2 years-honest people see this is why Chinese are preferred in large contracts,speed of execution,not just price!

Upperhill versus Westlands couldn't get any better! We're seeing intriguing skyline battles from the two! Two CBD's-One City!

rvp2018:
Nairobi Westland - stealing the show from Upperhill

We've done told them that they are leaving a lie! Nigeria just doesn't look anything close to a 350 billion dollar GDP economy!

kikuyu1:
Observe how to examine and interrogate stats,everyone,especially Naijjans! Facts and figures without PH or Abuja picspam proving the contention of the thread. 10 likes!

Me too! They were a good bunch of musicians!

tylann:
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The last time i heard them one of them was critically ill

Dagombas? I just suddenly remembered of the Kenyan duo 'Longombas'!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HitUHH9ZgNU?t=4

gallivant:
They sound bad.ass.

Assalam Aleykum

Nowenuse:
Imbecille. Jonraid mentioned my name and mtisTheQubit quoted him. Like I always tell you guys and will keep on saying. Go back to your alma mata and request for a refund of your tuition fees.

At the same time we are enjoying cheaper imports,think of petroleum where our import bill is about 800-1 billion US dollars in a year.Cheaper fuel does more to our economy! We are paying debt in dollars and buying stuff in dollars,a strong shilling will help us much in that!!

Kazikazi:
Your strong currency is hurting you. Most of your products are uncompetitive in the region.As we speak,you imports even simple stuffs like beer from Tz.Some of your vehicles are filling their fuels from Tz border towns

I saw it coming!

Kazikazi:
aaargh, we deal with real stuffs like cashews , coffee,cereals,bee keeping,sisal etc.
Horticulture thing we try but we leave to u lazy fellows

What are your exports figures from horticulture if you are serious farmers?

Kazikazi:
You think we are stupid to sell it all?
Most of us in Tz do farming..

It's the other way round.I know Tanzanians who would rather sell to Kenya than their home Tz hoping to get the much stronger Kenyan shilling in exchange.The returns you usually get is good.Most Kenyans find products from EAC cheaper because of our stronger shilling!

Kazikazi:
The bottom line is you are food insufficient. Most fellows can't afford to buy imported food.

So you are selling food to others while most Tanzanians go hungry!

Kazikazi:
Their president have made it clear....
Forget about those fake indexes...The dudes are starving!