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PoliticsRe: Wike Places N200 Million Bounty On Perpetrators Of New Year Day Killing by JORDAN202:
SAD !


WITH N200M, MANY PEOPLE WILL LIE JUST TO IMPLICATE INNOCENT PEOPLE IN OTHER TO COLLECT THEIR SHARE.


IT IS A VERY GOOD STRATEGY, BUT THE BEST RESULT IS TO IDENTIFY THE KILLERS, AND ALSO MASSACRE THEM & THEIR OWN FAMILIES.


CHAPTER 2018, SECTION 1st JANUARY, CLEARLY STATES THAT "do unto others, and they will do unto you".


NIGERIANS MUST STOP TREATING MURDER & KILLINGS AS POLICE CASE. THE ONLY ROLE THE POLICE SHOULD HAVE GOING FORWARD IS TO IDENTIFY THE CULPRITS, AND THE ABOVE LAW MUST APPLY.


WHEN WE PRACTICE do-me-i-do-you, EVEN GOD WILL HAVE NO REASON TO VEX.


THE FULANI HERDSMEN WILL CONTINUE TO KILL BECAUSE SOME useless NIGERIANS KEEP PREACHING PEACE INSTEAD OF FULL WAR.


BULLIES ARE SCARED OF PEOPLE WHO FIGHT BACK.


IF THEY KILL ONE OF YOU, AND YOU KILL 50 OF THEM, THEY WILL THINK TWICE BEFORE KILLING AGAIN.


IF THE KILLERS IN OMUKO IN RIVERS STATE KNOW THAT THEIR FAMILIES WILL BE SLAUGHTERED, I AM SURE THEY WILL UNDERSTAND THAT NOBODY HAS MONOPOLY ON VIOLENCE.

THE ONLY LANGUAGE THAT THEY WILL APPRECIATE IS EXCESSIVE RETALIATORY-VIOLENCE.


FIGHTING VIOLENCE MUST NEVER BE BASED ON MEASURED VIOLENCE, IT MUST FAR EXCEED THE CRIME.

IT MUST NOT BE A 1:1 GOALLESS DRAW.

ARSENAL=1, CHELSEA=5

TravelRe: Abuse And Collecting Bribes At The Philippines Embassy Gwarimpa, Abuja Nigeria by JORDAN202: 6:47pm On Jan 01, 2018
SAD

WHAT IS A NIGERIAN GOING TO DO IN THE PHILIPINES ??

THE COUNTRY IS VERY POOR, THEREFORE A NIGERIAN CANNOT CLAIM TO BE GO TO A GREENIER PASTURE.


NIGERIANS SHOULD MAKE AN EFFORT TO STUDY AND UNDERSTAND SOME OF THESE COUNTRIES THEY TRY TO RUN TO BECAUSE MANY OF THESE COUNTRIES ARE WORSE OFF THAN NIGERIA.
CelebritiesRe: Funke Adesiyan Slams Lady Who Criticized Her Over Her Cleavage-Baring Outfit by JORDAN202: 7:45pm On Dec 09, 2017
STUPID GIRLS FIGHTING.


THE PROPER THING FOR THEM TO DO IS FOR THE TWO OF THEM TO COME AND SEE ME FOR URGENT VERIFICATION TO ASCERTAIN THE FOLLOWING;

1.
THE STATE OF FUNKE' BREAST.

2.
TO BE SURE WHETHER THE OTHER GIRLS BREAST HAS ACTUALLY FALLEN.

NB
PLS NOBODY SHOULD ACCUSE ME OF TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THESE TWO GIRLS, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO DO IN OTHER TO TEACH THEM A LESSON.

WHEN WOMEN FIGHT, THE ONLY WINNERS ARE THE MEN !!!

FamilyRe: Wife To Husband: ‘my Pregnancy Isn’t Yours’ by JORDAN202: 4:30pm On Dec 07, 2017
STUPID MAN !

IMAGINE HOW THE MAN THINKS THAT WHEN THE WOMAN DELIVERS, HE CAN JUST GO AND COLLECT THE BABY.

WHY IS IT THAT NIGERIAN MEN (LIKE ME) ARE SO STUPID & DUMB ??


EVEN IF THE DNA TEST PROVES HE IS THE FATHER, THE CHILD IS NOT HIS TO JUST COME AND TAKE.


WHEN A NIGERIAN MAN MARRIES, HE SOMETIMES BECOMES CONFUSED AS TO HIS IMPORTANCE IN A MARRIAGE OWNING TO THE DOWRY HE MAY HAVE PAID.

AS A FATHER, TRY SUCH WITH MY DAUGHTER, AND GOD or THE DEVIL WILL RECEIVE AN UNPLANNED GUEST THAT DAY.

MARRYING A WOMAN DOES NOT, AND SHOULD NEVER TRANSLATE TO THE MAN OWING THE WOMAN AND THE CHILDREN.

AS MEN, THE EARLIER WE PUT AN END TO THESE CULTURAL BASED CRUELTIES, THE BETTER NIGERIA WILL BE.

CelebritiesRe: Ebuka Refers To Adesua As "Mrs Etomi" Instead Of "Mrs Wellington". Her Reaction by JORDAN202: 1:07pm On Nov 27, 2017
DISGRACEFUL...............................

WE ARE ALL VERY HAPPY FOR THEM AND WISH THEM A LONG AND HEALTHY MARRIAGE.


HOWEVER, IT WAS VERY WRONG OF THEM TO GO AND COMPLETE THEIR MARRIAGE IN THE SAME USELESS S.A. THAT SLAUGHTERS NIGERIANS LIKE CHICKEN.


EVERY CELEBRITY THAT DECIDES TO GO OUTSIDE NIGERIA FOR THEIR WEDDING AND HONEYMOON IS DOING NIGERIA A GREAT DIS-SERVICE.

BY TAKING SUCH A BIG EVENT TO ANOTHER COUNTRY, THEY ARE DEPRIVING NIGERIANS AND THE NIGERIAN ECONOMY AN OPPORTUNITY TO EARN A LIVING FROM SUCH A BIG OCCASION AS THIS.


JUST IMAGINE THE COOKS, BAKERS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, HOTELS, TAXI DRIVERS, WEDDING PLANNERS, COW, GOAT, CHICKEN, AND FISH SELLERS, AS WELL AS RAW FOOD SELLERS THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN DENIED AN OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE A LIVING THROUGH THESE CELEBRITIES.


IN FUTURE, LET OUR CELEBRITIES HELP OUR ECONOMY AND HARD WORKING NIGERIANS TO SURVIVE BY PATRONIZING OUR NIGERIAN FACILITIES, RATHER THAN GOING ABROAD.


JUST IMAGINE THE AMOUNT THE SOUTH AFRICAN HOTELS, CATERERS AND MANY MORE COULD HAVE MADE THAT NIGERIANS WERE DENIED.........!

Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Bridget Eagle Okafoagu Dies, Resurrects After 3 Days - Says Husband by JORDAN202: 3:09pm On Nov 20, 2017
WHAT IS UR LINK TO GET TO YOU FOR THE ADVERTISED PRODUCTS ??

lifestyle1:
Hmmmm. I gat no comment

but I get market to sell

click my signature for details.

available in wholesale only.
EducationRe: Confusing English Words/Phrases You Probably Do Not Know by JORDAN202: 12:51pm On Nov 12, 2017
SO WHAT
PoliticsRe: Rotimi Amaechi Releases Statement On Confrontation In Port Harcourt Today! S by JORDAN202: 10:34pm On Nov 11, 2017
I AM ANGRY
CrimeRe: Woman Cuts Her Stepdaughter Brutally In Ikorodu Area Of Lagos. Graphic Photos by JORDAN202:
VERY GOOD.

IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE WOMAN BEING THE STEP-MOTHER COULD DO SUCH A THING.

EVEN IF THE MATTER IS WITH THE POLIS, SOME USELESS ELDERS WILL GO TO THE POLIS STATION TO BEG FOR THE EVIL WOMAN TO BE RELEASED BECAUSE THIS IS JUST AN ORDINARY FAMILY MATTER.

I JUST HOPE THAT THIS LITTLE GIRL CAN ENDURE HER PAINS AND WAIT FOR ONE DAY WHEN THE WOMAN IS ASLEEP, THEN USE KNIVES AND BLADES TO PEEL ALL OVER THE WOMAN'S BODY LIKE AN ORANGE.

THE POLIS WILL COME AND ARREST THE LITTLE GIRL.

THE SAME OR OTHER USELESS ELDERS WILL GO TO THE POLIS STATION AND BEG FOR THE LITTLE GIRL TO BE RELEASED BECAUSE IT IS AN ORDINARY FAMILY MATTER.

IF I AM THE FATHER OF THE GIRL, I WILL ALSO ASK THE POLIS TO RELEASE THE EVIL WOMAN TO RETURN HOME.


TWO MONTHS LATER SHE WILL END UP IN A WELL I WILL HAVE DUG SOMEWHERE, WITH HER MOUTH, LEGS AND HANDS TIED.

THEN I WILL POUR A BUCKET OF IZAL ON HER.

FOLLOWED BY A BUCKET OF SOLDIER ANTS TO FEAST ON HER.

IN ONE WEEK, ONLY HER BONES WILL REMAIN.

I WILL THEN USE THE WOMAN' PHONE AND SEND A TXT MESSAGE TO MYSELF ADVISING THAT SHE HAS NOW RELOCATED TO GHANA WITH HER FORMER BOYFRIEND.

I WILL JUST CARRY MY DAUGHTER, LOOK FOR ANOTHER WOMAN TO MARRY.

SO IN THE END, THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

THE SAME GOD THAT SAW WHAT SHE DID TO MY DAUGHTER AND UNDERSTOOD, WILL ALSO HAVE TO UNDERSTAND MY EVIL ACT.


ARSENAL =1, CHELSEA = 4

THIS WILL BE A 1-1 GOALLESS DRAW !

PoliticsRe: PDP Chairmanship: The Gladiators, Their Chances, Weaknesses by JORDAN202: 7:47pm On Oct 22, 2017
SAME OLD THIEVES !


LET THE YOUTHS CONTINUE ON FACEBOOK, WHATSAPP, TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, SNAPCHAT , ETC , WHILE THESE OLD GRANDFATHERS CONTINUE TO STEAL US DRY.

WHAT EXACTLY WILL THESE OLD CRIMINALS OFFER NIGERIANS NOW, THAT THEY FAILED TO OFFER PREVIOUSLY huh

CAN A YOUTH NOT EMERGE AS A LEADER, INSTEAD OF THIS HABIT OF FOLLOWING AND BELIEVING IN THESE USELESS GRANDPARENTS huh

I HOPE OUR FOOLISH YOUTHS WILL ALLOW THEM TAKE POWER AGAIN IN OTHER TO FINISH WHAT IS LEFT OF OUR TREASURYhuh

WHEN IT HAPPENS, I HOPE NO FOOLISH YOUTH WILL COME OUT TO PROTEST OR CRY HUNGER AND UNEMPLOYMENT huh?

RomanceRe: Sijibomi Ogundele Sujimoto Needs True Love, To Give Her House & Rolls Royce by JORDAN202: 10:35pm On Oct 18, 2017
WAT OF ME ??


ANU OFIA..............!

CelebritiesRe: Fuse ODG Calls Out Nivea Over "Visibly Fairer Skin" Billboard Advert by JORDAN202: 11:40am On Oct 18, 2017
WHAT IS YOUR BUSINESS WITH THE PRODUCT ??

THE FACT THAT YOU DO NOT LIKE A PARTICULAR PRODUCT DOES NOT MEAN OTHERS SHOULD NOT LIKE IT.


THE PRODUCT IS IN THE MARKET, AND YOUR MONEY IS IN YOUR POCKET, WHY ALL THESE HATE Campaigns huh

IF THERE IS NO DEMAND FOR ANY PARTICULAR WESTERN PRODUCT, THERE WILL BE NO SUPPLY OF IT.

COMING HERE TO TELL OUR FELLOW AFRICANS WHAT TO DO IS BEING DICTATORIAL .



USE YOUR TIME POSITIVELY

PoliticsRe: IPOB Ebonyi Inaugurates New Group Despite Proscription (Photos) by JORDAN202: 5:24pm On Oct 06, 2017
THE FG SHOULD LEAVE THEM ALONE
CrimeRe: Fake Employment Officer Arraigned For N58,000 Fraud (photo) by JORDAN202: 8:33pm On Oct 03, 2017
WHERE WILL A CRIMINAL LOOKING PERSON LIKE THIS BE ABLE TO FIND WORK FOR OTHERS ?

BusinessRe: 10 Super Rich Men Of Independence Era by JORDAN202: 6:24pm On Oct 01, 2017
BAKANA PEOPLE OF RIVERS STATE IN THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA NEAR THE UNITED KINGDOM OF AMERICA AND THE UNITED STATES OF BRITAIN AND LONDON, ARE ALSO EXTREMELY RICH !

CrimeRe: Keystone Bank Staff Charged With ‘theft’ Of N3m From ATM by JORDAN202: 2:55pm On Sep 19, 2017
I BLAME THE WOMAN FOR STEALING JUST N3M WHEN OTHER BANKERS LIKE HER STEAL HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS.


NEXT TIME, IF ANYONE WANTS TO STEAL, THEN TRY AND STEAL A LOT MORE SO THAT WHEN THE UNEMPLOYED YOUTHS AND YAHOO BOYS GET TO YOU AS FRAUDSTERS AND ARMED ROBBERS, THEY WILL GET SOMETHING REASONABLE.


CRIME DOES NOT PAY WHEN YOU ARE CAUGHT, BUT PAYS VERY WELL IF YOU ARE NOT CAUGHT !


I DO NOT THINK THAT SHE ATTENDED THE LAST ANNUAL MEETING OF THE NIGERIAN CRIMINAL CONGRESS (N-C-C)MADE UP OF MOSTLY POLITICIANS, POLICE, BANKERS, LAWYERS (SENIOR ADVOCATE OF NIGERIA - SAN), JUDGES, ETC.......IF SHE DID, SHE COULD HAVE LEARNT MORDEN METHODS OF STEALING !

PoliticsRe: The Day Ebonyi APC Sold Their Conscience By Philip Nweze by JORDAN202: 9:09am On Sep 08, 2017
STORY EVERY WHERE
CrimeRe: Okada Rider Brutalized By Policemen On Enugu-Abakaliki Express (Photos) by JORDAN202: 9:51pm On Sep 03, 2017
HAIL PORT HARCOURT !

(By ELVIS DUKE)

CHAPTER ONE

When the US, the governments of Italy, Bahamas, Brazil, many Pacific Islands that are very dependant on tourism, the UK, and the Emirates of Abu Dhabi, as well as Kuwait suddenly realised that their annual tourists inflow has drastically reduced due to a possible movement of tourist to other destinations, fearing for their economy they immediately swung into action to analyse as well as determine what to do to save their economy.

Empirical data that was secretly gathered by specialist agencies of these governments pretending to be a genuine department in the WTO (World Trade Organisation) clearly pinpointed a massive flow of tourist into the West African sub-region of Africa.

Further analysis confirmed that the choice destination for these money spending tourists was Nigeria. The primary destination in Nigeria for this was Port Harcourt in Rivers State

The question they asked themselves was how could the citizens of a chaotic country like Nigeria be able to pull themselves back from their self-inflicted need to destroy their country and turn it around to a prime tourist destination in the world surpassing their well-equipped tourism locations and facilities.

Sector 648 of the Department of African Relations (DAR) in the WTO decided to deploy a team to Rivers State in the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Their core remit was to “seek, analyse and understand, then destroy the tourism interest that has been attracting tourists to Rivers State”.

DAR operatives were roundly embedded with every imaginable dirty tactics that could destroy the image of a country and its people. Brazil’ Rio-Olympics 2016’ was subjected to such intensive propaganda prior to the games. The egg-heads of Section 648 and their numerous sub-departments, as part of their propaganda to destroy the economy of Brazil, unleashed the very frightening and heart-stopping story of ‘Zika-virus’. Brazil and its allies fought tooth and nail to checkmate these stories.

One aspect of their analyses that the DAR did not properly comprehend is the fact that Nigeria as a whole and Rivers State in particular, was not Brazil.

Or is it that these so-called advanced powers that have hijacked and turned the WTO into a very secretive organization used to frustrate and destroy economies of countries with different views did not do their homework well on Nigeria ?

Did they not realise, and perhaps understand that Nigeria has long ago mastered the sinful art of deception and manipulations?

Indeed, Nigeria today stands at the very forefront of the games previously labelled as the ‘Cold-War’, but today diplomatically referred to as the ‘Trade-War’.

Specialist Nigerian agents located in every corner of the world have been carefully trained to decimate information that would not only check-mate any harmful projections of Nigeria but could easily compel their target audience to soften any hard-line impression of Nigeria.

If the need arises, Nigerian agents may lie to protect Nigeria.

In view of this level of advanced preparations by various Nigerian governments, it is then silly for any country to actually think that they could either by direct interference or propaganda deliberately harm Nigeria’ economy and get away with it.

Double agents planted in both the UN, EU, AU, ECOWAS, and many other world bodies got hint of the intended scrutinisation of the Nigerian economy, and diligently reported to their bosses located in Bonny, Funtua, Yola, Oshogbo, and Mina. These units moved quickly to protect Port Harcourt the capital of Rivers State, as it was undoubtedly the tourism capital of Nigeria.

Seemly quite friendly and peaceful, River State of Nigeria is one of the 36 states of Nigeria. Its capital is Port Harcourt. It is bounded on the South by the Atlantic Ocean, to the North by Imo, Abia, and Anambra States, to the East by Akwa Ibom State and to the West by Bayelsa and Delta states.

Rivers state is home to many ethnic groups: Ikwerre, Igbo, Ijaw, Kalabari, Etche, Ogba, Ogoni, Andoni, Bonny, Okrika, Ahoada, and others.

The inland part of Rivers state consists of tropical rainforest; towards the coast the typical Niger Delta environment features many mangrove swamps.

Rivers state, named after the many rivers that border its territory, was part of the Oil Rivers Protectorate from 1885 till 1893, when it became part of the Niger Coast Protectorate.

In 1900 the region was merged with the chartered territories of the Royal Niger Company to form the colony of Southern Nigeria.

Rivers State has one of the largest economies in Nigeria, mainly because of its crude oil. The State has two major refineries, two major seaports, airports, and various industrial estates spread across the state, particularly in the State capital.

The preceding information is what the DAR operatives were given about their target location.

As much as there is a great iota of truth in these information’s about Rivers State, the fact remains that the various peoples of Rivers State, while pretending to be what they are not, have achieved a very high level of sophistication in their daily and social relationships with others.

Most of their cities (which they deceptively still call towns) are so highly advanced that one may mistake them for London, Tokyo, or even Brisbane.

A city like ABULOMA has world class facilities everywhere, while other mini-cities like Amadi-Ama, Doibu-Oromerizemgbu, Choba, D-Line, Orazi, Orogbum, Oroworukwo, Rainbow Town, Rumolumeni and Rukpokwu, are all presented as sub-localities within the Port Harcourt metropolis.

Rather than coming through the Port Harcourt international airport, the DAR operatives disembarked from a submarine just 18 nautical miles of the Bonny River which is located very close to the wonderful city of Bonny in the Niger Delta.

Even before their submarine left the UK’ seaport of Southampton to begin its journey to Nigeria, operatives of the Nigerian Secret Service have already informed Abuja about their journey. Upon arrival at the Bonny River, these DAR operatives were sitting-ducks whose every move was being secretly monitored by the very alert Nigerian Navy.

An order from Abuja would have ensured that the submarine and it’s entire content would have been sitting at the very bottom of the river with no hope of ever re-surfacing.

The DAR operatives confidently advanced into the Bonny River leading to Port Harcourt without even having any inkling of the present and continuous danger that awaits them. The Nigerian Navy’ SEAL’s (Sea, Air, Land), also following them without making their presence known.

Towns along the estuaries that conferenced into the Bonny River like Isaka, and many others were also alerted.

The Bakana Nigerian Naval base went into overdrive.

Considering the implications of the impending scenario, the peace loving people of the Kalabari kingdom who seems to have really thrived in upgrading their towns and cities into a must-visit tourist destination were very worried.

Buguma, Abonnema, Degema, Tombia, and many others who have always portrayed their cities as just ordinary towns were both anxious as they rather not have any issues with anyone, especially the Americans and the British who have more or less made these Kalabari cities their second home.

Rivers State (especially Port Harcourt) waited.

Abuja also waited.



NB:
The book has nine chapters and will be serialized into nine parts. Chapters One, Two & Three will be followed by Chapter Four on the 14th September 2017, then 1st October 2017, etc.......

CultureRe: Project Tour Nigeria Launched In Abuja (Photos) by JORDAN202: 9:45pm On Sep 03, 2017
HAIL PORT HARCOURT !

(By ELVIS DUKE)

CHAPTER ONE

When the US, the governments of Italy, Bahamas, Brazil, many Pacific Islands that are very dependant on tourism, the UK, and the Emirates of Abu Dhabi, as well as Kuwait suddenly realised that their annual tourists inflow has drastically reduced due to a possible movement of tourist to other destinations, fearing for their economy they immediately swung into action to analyse as well as determine what to do to save their economy.

Empirical data that was secretly gathered by specialist agencies of these governments pretending to be a genuine department in the WTO (World Trade Organisation) clearly pinpointed a massive flow of tourist into the West African sub-region of Africa.

Further analysis confirmed that the choice destination for these money spending tourists was Nigeria. The primary destination in Nigeria for this was Port Harcourt in Rivers State

The question they asked themselves was how could the citizens of a chaotic country like Nigeria be able to pull themselves back from their self-inflicted need to destroy their country and turn it around to a prime tourist destination in the world surpassing their well-equipped tourism locations and facilities.

Sector 648 of the Department of African Relations (DAR) in the WTO decided to deploy a team to Rivers State in the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Their core remit was to “seek, analyse and understand, then destroy the tourism interest that has been attracting tourists to Rivers State”.

DAR operatives were roundly embedded with every imaginable dirty tactics that could destroy the image of a country and its people. Brazil’ Rio-Olympics 2016’ was subjected to such intensive propaganda prior to the games. The egg-heads of Section 648 and their numerous sub-departments, as part of their propaganda to destroy the economy of Brazil, unleashed the very frightening and heart-stopping story of ‘Zika-virus’. Brazil and its allies fought tooth and nail to checkmate these stories.

One aspect of their analyses that the DAR did not properly comprehend is the fact that Nigeria as a whole and Rivers State in particular, was not Brazil.

Or is it that these so-called advanced powers that have hijacked and turned the WTO into a very secretive organization used to frustrate and destroy economies of countries with different views did not do their homework well on Nigeria ?

Did they not realise, and perhaps understand that Nigeria has long ago mastered the sinful art of deception and manipulations?

Indeed, Nigeria today stands at the very forefront of the games previously labelled as the ‘Cold-War’, but today diplomatically referred to as the ‘Trade-War’.

Specialist Nigerian agents located in every corner of the world have been carefully trained to decimate information that would not only check-mate any harmful projections of Nigeria but could easily compel their target audience to soften any hard-line impression of Nigeria.

If the need arises, Nigerian agents may lie to protect Nigeria.

In view of this level of advanced preparations by various Nigerian governments, it is then silly for any country to actually think that they could either by direct interference or propaganda deliberately harm Nigeria’ economy and get away with it.

Double agents planted in both the UN, EU, AU, ECOWAS, and many other world bodies got hint of the intended scrutinisation of the Nigerian economy, and diligently reported to their bosses located in Bonny, Funtua, Yola, Oshogbo, and Mina. These units moved quickly to protect Port Harcourt the capital of Rivers State, as it was undoubtedly the tourism capital of Nigeria.

Seemly quite friendly and peaceful, River State of Nigeria is one of the 36 states of Nigeria. Its capital is Port Harcourt. It is bounded on the South by the Atlantic Ocean, to the North by Imo, Abia, and Anambra States, to the East by Akwa Ibom State and to the West by Bayelsa and Delta states.

Rivers state is home to many ethnic groups: Ikwerre, Igbo, Ijaw, Kalabari, Etche, Ogba, Ogoni, Andoni, Bonny, Okrika, Ahoada, and others.

The inland part of Rivers state consists of tropical rainforest; towards the coast the typical Niger Delta environment features many mangrove swamps.

Rivers state, named after the many rivers that border its territory, was part of the Oil Rivers Protectorate from 1885 till 1893, when it became part of the Niger Coast Protectorate.

In 1900 the region was merged with the chartered territories of the Royal Niger Company to form the colony of Southern Nigeria.

Rivers State has one of the largest economies in Nigeria, mainly because of its crude oil. The State has two major refineries, two major seaports, airports, and various industrial estates spread across the state, particularly in the State capital.

The preceding information is what the DAR operatives were given about their target location.

As much as there is a great iota of truth in these information’s about Rivers State, the fact remains that the various peoples of Rivers State, while pretending to be what they are not, have achieved a very high level of sophistication in their daily and social relationships with others.

Most of their cities (which they deceptively still call towns) are so highly advanced that one may mistake them for London, Tokyo, or even Brisbane.

A city like ABULOMA has world class facilities everywhere, while other mini-cities like Amadi-Ama, Doibu-Oromerizemgbu, Choba, D-Line, Orazi, Orogbum, Oroworukwo, Rainbow Town, Rumolumeni and Rukpokwu, are all presented as sub-localities within the Port Harcourt metropolis.

Rather than coming through the Port Harcourt international airport, the DAR operatives disembarked from a submarine just 18 nautical miles of the Bonny River which is located very close to the wonderful city of Bonny in the Niger Delta.

Even before their submarine left the UK’ seaport of Southampton to begin its journey to Nigeria, operatives of the Nigerian Secret Service have already informed Abuja about their journey. Upon arrival at the Bonny River, these DAR operatives were sitting-ducks whose every move was being secretly monitored by the very alert Nigerian Navy.

An order from Abuja would have ensured that the submarine and it’s entire content would have been sitting at the very bottom of the river with no hope of ever re-surfacing.

The DAR operatives confidently advanced into the Bonny River leading to Port Harcourt without even having any inkling of the present and continuous danger that awaits them. The Nigerian Navy’ SEAL’s (Sea, Air, Land), also following them without making their presence known.

Towns along the estuaries that conferenced into the Bonny River like Isaka, and many others were also alerted.

The Bakana Nigerian Naval base went into overdrive.

Considering the implications of the impending scenario, the peace loving people of the Kalabari kingdom who seems to have really thrived in upgrading their towns and cities into a must-visit tourist destination were very worried.

Buguma, Abonnema, Degema, Tombia, and many others who have always portrayed their cities as just ordinary towns were both anxious as they rather not have any issues with anyone, especially the Americans and the British who have more or less made these Kalabari cities their second home.

Rivers State (especially Port Harcourt) waited.

Abuja also waited.


NB:
The book has nine chapters and will be serialized into nine parts. Chapters One, Two & Three will be followed by Chapter Four on the 14th September 2017, then 1st October 2017, etc.......

CrimeRe: Kidnapped Priest, CYRIACUS ONUNKWO, Dies (Photo) by JORDAN202: 8:25pm On Sep 03, 2017
HAIL PORT HARCOURT !


(By ELVIS DUKE)


CHAPTER ONE


When the US, the governments of Italy, Bahamas, Brazil, many Pacific Islands that are very dependent on tourism, the UK, and the Emirates of Abu Dhabi, as well as Kuwait suddenly realised that their annual tourists inflow has drastically reduced due to a possible movement of tourist to other destinations, fearing for their economy they immediately swung into action to analyse as well as determine what to do to save their economy.


Empirical data that was secretly gathered by specialist agencies of these governments pretending to be a genuine department in the WTO (World Trade Organisation) clearly pinpointed a massive flow of tourist into the West African sub-region of Africa.


Further analysis confirmed that the choice destination for these money spending tourists was Nigeria. The primary destination in Nigeria for this was Port Harcourt (PH) in Rivers State


The question they asked themselves was how could the citizens of a chaotic country like Nigeria be able to pull themselves back from their self-inflicted need to destroy their country and turn it around to a prime tourist destination in the world surpassing their well-equipped tourism locations and facilities.


Sector 648 of the Department of African Relations (DAR) in the WTO decided to deploy a team to Rivers State in the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Their core remit was to “seek, analyse and understand, then destroy the tourism interest that has been attracting tourists to Rivers State”.


DAR operatives were roundly embedded with every imaginable dirty tactics that could destroy the image of a country and its people. Brazil’ Rio-Olympics 2016’ was subjected to such intensive propaganda prior to the games. The egg-heads of Section 648 and their numerous sub-departments, as part of their propaganda to destroy the economy of Brazil, unleashed the very frightening and heart-stopping story of ‘Zika-virus’. Brazil and its allies fought tooth and nail to checkmate these stories.


One aspect of their analyses that the DAR did not properly comprehend is the fact that Nigeria as a whole and Rivers State in particular, was not Brazil.


Or is it that these so-called advanced powers that have hijacked and turned the WTO into a very secretive organization used to frustrate and destroy economies of countries with different views did not do their homework well on Nigeria ?


Did they not realise, and perhaps understand that Nigeria has long ago mastered the sinful art of deception and manipulations?


Indeed, Nigeria today stands at the very forefront of the games previously labelled as the ‘Cold-War’, but today diplomatically referred to as the ‘Trade-War’.


Specialist Nigerian agents located in every corner of the world have been carefully trained to decimate information that would not only check-mate any harmful projections of Nigeria but could easily compel their target audience to soften any hard-line impression of Nigeria.


If the need arises, Nigerian agents may lie to protect Nigeria.


In view of this level of advanced preparations by various Nigerian governments, it is then silly for any country to actually think that they could either by direct interference or propaganda deliberately harm Nigeria’ economy and get away with it.


Double agents planted in both the UN, EU, AU, ECOWAS, and many other world bodies got hint of the intended scrutinisation of the Nigerian economy, and diligently reported to their bosses located in Bonny, Funtua, Yola, Oshogbo, and Mina. These units moved quickly to protect Port Harcourt the capital of Rivers State, as it was undoubtedly the tourism capital of Nigeria.


Seemly quite friendly and peaceful, River State of Nigeria is one of the 36 states of Nigeria. Its capital is Port Harcourt. It is bounded on the South by the Atlantic Ocean, to the North by Imo, Abia, and Anambra States, to the East by Akwa Ibom State and to the West by Bayelsa and Delta states.


Rivers state is home to many ethnic groups: Ikwerre, Igbo, Ijaw, Kalabari, Etche, Ogba, Ogoni, Andoni, Bonny, Okrika, Ahoada, and others.


The inland part of Rivers state consists of tropical rainforest; towards the coast the typical Niger Delta environment features many mangrove swamps.


Rivers state, named after the many rivers that border its territory, was part of the Oil Rivers Protectorate from 1885 till 1893, when it became part of the Niger Coast Protectorate.


In 1900 the region was merged with the chartered territories of the Royal Niger Company to form the colony of Southern Nigeria.


Rivers State has one of the largest economies in Nigeria, mainly because of its crude oil. The State has two major refineries, two major seaports, airports, and various industrial estates spread across the state, particularly in the State capital.


The preceding information is what the DAR operatives were given about their target location. However, and unknown to these DAR operative, Rivers State was a lot more sophisicated than what they knew.


As much as there is a great iota of truth in these information’s about Rivers State, the fact remains that the various peoples of Rivers State, while pretending to be what they are not, have achieved a very high level of sophistication in their daily and social relationships with others.


Most of their cities (which they deceptively still call towns) are so highly advanced that one may mistake them for London, Tokyo, or even Brisbane.


A city like ABULOMA has world class facilities everywhere, while other mini-cities like Amadi-Ama, Doibu-Oromerizemgbu, Choba, D-Line, Orazi, Orogbum, Oroworukwo, Rainbow Town, Rumolumeni and Rukpokwu, are all presented as sub-localities within the Port Harcourt metropolis.


Rather than coming through the Port Harcourt international airport, the DAR operatives disembarked from a submarine just 18 nautical miles of the Bonny River which is located very close to the wonderful city of Bonny in the Niger Delta.


Even before their submarine left the UK’ seaport of Southampton to begin its journey to Nigeria, operatives of the Nigerian Secret Service have already informed Abuja about their journey. Upon arrival at the Bonny River, these DAR operatives were sitting-ducks whose every move was being secretly monitored by the very alert Nigerian Navy.


An order from Abuja would have ensured that the submarine and it’s entire content would have been sitting at the very bottom of the river with no hope of ever re-surfacing.


The DAR operatives confidently advanced into the Bonny River leading to Port Harcourt without even have any inkling of the present and continuous danger that awaits them. The Nigerian Navy’ SEAL’s (Sea, Air,Land), also following them without making their presence known.


Towns along the estuaries that conferenced into the Bonny River like Isaka, and many others were also alerted.


The Bakana Nigerian Naval base went into overdrive. Bakana being a prime Rivers State city knew its position in the scheme of things. On no account would Bakana allow any harm to befall Rivers State. Six of its fifteen undergroud silos housing the Oba of Lagos surface to air missiles opened up ready to launch.


Considering the implications of the impending scenario, the peace loving people of the Kalabari kingdom who seems to have really thrived in upgrading their towns and cities into a must-visit tourist destination were very worried.


Buguma, Abonnema, Degema, Tombia, and many others who have always portrayed their cities as just ordinary towns were both anxious as they rather not have any issues with anyone, especially the Americans and the British who have more or less made these Kalabari cities their second home.


Rivers State (especially Port Harcourt) waited.


Abuja also waited.



NB:
The book has nine chapters and will be serialized into nine parts. Chapters One, Two & Three will be followed by Chapter Four on the 14th September 2017, then 1st October 2017, etc.......

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: Who Is Your Man Of The Match? by JORDAN202: 9:23pm On Sep 01, 2017
THE MAN OF THE MATCH IS GOV-UDOM WHO NOW OWES THE EAGLES $40,000USD !
BusinessRe: South African Student That Squandered N392m Accidentally Found In Her Account by JORDAN202: 4:42pm On Sep 01, 2017
WHAT CRIME DID SHE COMMIT huh



SOMEONE STUPIDLY PAYS MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AND IS NOW CRYING BECAUSE YOU SPENT IT huh
SportsRe: Jamie Vardy: Nigerian Players Keep Talking In Pidgin English, I Want To Learn It by JORDAN202: 3:10pm On Aug 23, 2017
SMALL TIME NOW, HIM GO ATTEMPT TO EAT OGBONNO SOUP.


MUST THEY ALWAYS ATTEMPT SUICIDE huh

OYINBO PEOPLE GET MIND SHA.................!
Christianity EtcRe: Mysterious Tortoise Came Out Of A Woman In Nchia, Eleme, Rivers State (Photos) by JORDAN202: 1:21pm On Aug 18, 2017
NIGERIANS AND LIE-LIE !


IT IS NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLY FOR A LIVING THING OTHER THAN A CHILD (WITH ITS UMBRICAL CORD) TO COME OUT OF ANYBODY.


LET US STOP ALL THESE PUBLIC MIS-INFORMATION.

PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Youths Supporting Buhari Are Not From Niger Delta? (Photo) by JORDAN202: 5:06pm On Aug 17, 2017
THEY ARE FROM THE NIGER DELTA.


THERE ARE MUSLIMS IN AUCHI


LEAVE PMB ALONE, HE IS AN OLD MAN THAT NATURALLY WOULD BE EXPECTED TO FALL SICK.


I DID NOT VOTE FOR HIM, BUT I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS HATRED TOWARDS HIM .
CrimeRe: Man Beats His Wife, Accuses Her Of Cheating (Disturbing Pics) by JORDAN202: 10:09pm On Aug 15, 2017
A MAN BEATS YOU LIKE THIS CONTINUOUSLY AND YOU ARE STILL THERE huh??


YOU ARE A CONFIRMED IDIOT.


I HOPE NEXT TIME HE WILL JUST FINISH YOU SO THAT WE WILL NOT READ ABOUT YOUR STUPIDITY.


WHY ARE YOU SO DESPERATE TO REMAIN MARRIED TO THIS MAN huh
PropertiesRe: Photos Of Chinedu Isiogugu, Corper Who Died After A Building Collapsed In Owerri by JORDAN202: 2:59pm On Aug 15, 2017
Security Tip!!!!!!!



Awareness on kidnapping and tracking your location.




If you get caught up in kidnap saga and you are able to quickly dial or you are given phone to call anyone for ransom, etc please dial *#06# on your phone.



The lengthy number that appears on what looks like a Barcode,is called ur phone's IMEI NUMBER.



With this number, your last or current location can be traced even if the sim card had been removed from your phone.




Give youur IMEI NUMBER to family and friends so that when you disappear without an explanation and your phone is off or rings unanswered, they can make the case easy for the police by providing them with this number which can then be used to track your movement.




Miebaka Tolu Fiberesima
MTF Security Services Ltd.

BusinessRe: Barclays Bank Asks Nigerians With Less Than £100,000 To Close Their Accounts by JORDAN202: 7:19am On Aug 03, 2017
THIS IS NOT TRUE. I HAVE LESS THAN £150GBP IN MY ACCOUNT AND NOBODY HAS ASKED ME TO CLOSE MY ACCOUNT.


ANY BANK IN THE UK THAT TRIES SUCH NONE SENSE WILL BE FINED HEAVILY BY THE UK' FINANCIAL OMBUDSMAN !


YOU CAN EVEN OPEN AN ACCOUNT TODAY WITH JUST £1GBP


NIGERIANS MUST STOP SPREADING LIES
PropertiesRe: Lady Poses In Her Flooded Home In Yaba by JORDAN202: 4:10pm On Jul 25, 2017
WHEN THE FISH IN THE RIVER BITE YOU IN YOUR DOWN-BELOW, MY HAND NO DEY OOOOO.......!

PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Presidential Jet Spotted At Stansted Airport in London (Photos, Video) by JORDAN202: 3:33pm On Jul 10, 2017
NIGERIANS AND MISINFORMATION. THE JET IS A PRESIDENTIAL JET AND HAS DIPLOMATIC STATUS.


NO ONE CAN CHARGE A KOBO FOR THE PLANE.



EVEN IN NIGERIA, ALL DIPLOMATIC CARS AND JETS ARE EXCLUDED FROM THE RULES THAT APPLIES TO OTHERS.



WHEN WILL WE STOP SPREADING RUMOURS JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT huhhuh?

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