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Romance / Re: My Girl Thinks I Should Give Her Stipends From My Monthly Salary by jorion(m): 2:36pm On Dec 30, 2018 |
Saffi: Madam, at the end of the day, na 1k per short time go end am. Stop exhibiting your ignorance 10 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: My Girl Thinks I Should Give Her Stipends From My Monthly Salary by jorion(m): 2:25pm On Dec 30, 2018 |
Jeferious: Bros, which ambitious guy spends much time on these hoes. You should have said you don't give a damn about what she does than say she is under your control. FYI, I am the type of guy who would walk into his bedroom, see his wife with another man, enter the shower, take a bath, go to the palour, switch on the TV and watch CNN. I just don't care, I won't shout nor argue. I won't even hold a grudge. I DON'T CARE, THIS LIFE IS ALREADY HARD Enough. As long as you don't poke your nose in my personal affairs, we are cool 8 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: I'm Boooorreeeeeeddddd!!!! by jorion(m): 1:43pm On Dec 30, 2018 |
chikk: Go and read your Bible. Stop tempting the sons of men 14 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Girl Thinks I Should Give Her Stipends From My Monthly Salary by jorion(m): 12:50pm On Dec 30, 2018 |
PrimadonnaO: Madam, nobody is saying don't spend, but try to return the favor. Yes, a man would spend more because he usually earns more. But that doesn't mean that the woman shouldn't be able to spoil her man once a while or that all of the liabilities becomes the property of the man. This same bullshit happened to me last week. Told a girl I usually help to get me something for Xmas, no matter how small (at least for friendship sake), babe started tossing me. After I gave her the insult of her life, I told her point blank that as I can't benefit 1 naira from her, she will never get a single kobo from me. Infact, I swore it. And she knows that I meant it. If Every man is like me, these ladies will be kept on their toes. Lazy ungrateful daughters of eve 20 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: My Girl Thinks I Should Give Her Stipends From My Monthly Salary by jorion(m): 12:03pm On Dec 30, 2018 |
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Romance / Re: My Girl Thinks I Should Give Her Stipends From My Monthly Salary by jorion(m): 11:56am On Dec 30, 2018 |
merahki: Madam, go and make your own money. Then come and spend on us. Stop shouting stingy stingy when you can't even make your own 12 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: My Girl Thinks I Should Give Her Stipends From My Monthly Salary by jorion(m): 11:45am On Dec 30, 2018 |
rame18:Madam, if 2000 or 1000000 will make my girl cheat, she should go on and cheat. But she should come back at the end of it all. That is all. I no send her 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Girl Thinks I Should Give Her Stipends From My Monthly Salary by jorion(m): 10:43am On Dec 30, 2018 |
Jeferious: Na so, let me tell you the simple truth, you don't control women, they only give you the illusion of being controlled. The reason why you still have her is because she has not found a better alternative 15 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: Are You Smart Enough To Solve This Riddle ? by jorion(m): 10:36am On Dec 30, 2018 |
Not good enough. Because it's there doesn't mean she's playing. |
Romance / Re: I Feel So Filthy by jorion(m): 5:49am On Dec 30, 2018 |
4Ken:Virgin help me o. He help me well well, if you ain't successful, white or a virgin, just pass your way. |
Romance / Re: Are You Smart Enough To Solve This Riddle ? by jorion(m): 11:02pm On Dec 28, 2018 |
Obviously not her hand on those succulent boobs. |
Romance / Re: Should I Give My Girlfriend A Phone? by jorion(m): 1:39am On Dec 28, 2018 |
. Bros, lie small small. I phone for a girl u kissed 5 months ago. |
Romance / Re: I Am Starting To Hate Women. by jorion(m): 1:09am On Dec 28, 2018 |
Believe me, when you start succeeding left right and center, you will love them. At least to change engine oil. When I start having my normal headaches after long hours reading or coding, I will just locate the nearest kitten and within 5 minutes after the deed is done, the headache disappears. Works like a charm, every time 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Hear What My Female Bestie Said Yesterday That's Been On My Mind.... by jorion(m): 12:57am On Dec 28, 2018 |
This is why being single rocks. You knack you move on, no guilty conscience, no regrets and no stress. Just fun |
Romance / Re: Hear What My Female Bestie Said Yesterday That's Been On My Mind.... by jorion(m): 6:36pm On Dec 27, 2018 |
Hhehehehhehhehhee. Some nairalanders are simply idiots. Guy, stick to your babe, don't break the trust in your present relationship because if you do, there's no taking it back. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: . by jorion(m): 10:14pm On Dec 26, 2018 |
Nice guys, please don't try this o. You will end up being brutally abused at the end 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Dear Teenage Boy... by jorion(m): 9:56am On Dec 25, 2018 |
Pilotdmdod: Thank you. |
Romance / Re: Dear Teenage Boy... by jorion(m): 9:31pm On Dec 24, 2018 |
Eberechi24: Yes, considering all that have happened to me, I will even thank them for what they did. Without them, I would not have had succeeded in my endeavours |
Romance / Re: Dear Teenage Boy... by jorion(m): 4:36pm On Dec 24, 2018 |
DanDeeBoss: I don't care about paying them back, that's none of my business. I should be happy I met them, I turned all of the anger and pain into inspiration. I know I will probably easily hit that when I come back. But that's it, nothing more. |
Romance / Re: Dear Teenage Boy... by jorion(m): 2:15pm On Dec 24, 2018 |
This was the advice I gave myself a long time ago. Why the hell should I struggle to satisfy someone else's daughter when my life is in shambles. I started constructing a wall against all forms of temptation, only allowed in who will satisfy my human instincts at that particular point in time. Did odd jobs, read like my life depends on it. Looking back made the best decision. I will be traveling on scholarship to the UK soon and when I come back, if I come back, I will personally send gifts to those girls that made me mad, mad enough to make me rethink my life 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Dear Teenage Boy... by jorion(m): 2:14pm On Dec 24, 2018 |
Interesting piece |
Crime / Re: Girl Used By Yahoo Boy Vomits Money In Warri, Delta State by jorion(m): 1:29pm On Dec 24, 2018 |
For the first time in Warri, I see girls snubbing rich dudes. As a good guy, I don laugh tire. Some dey even tear race when car offer to pick them up. |
Religion / Re: Why Are Chirstians/muslims So Brainwashed? by jorion(m): 9:41am On Dec 15, 2018 |
Who can prove to me that Allah, Jehovah and Buddha are one and the same. Let's face facts, the only religion that is not a myth is the one you belong to. |
Romance / Re: Come Let Discus The Reason Guys Use Condom On Prostitute And Not On Girlfriends by jorion(m): 8:40pm On Dec 14, 2018 |
The only difference between ashawo and girlfriend is what they wear at that moment in time. If them tell u say some ashawo na ashawo, u no go believe |
Romance / Re: Guys,what's Your Worst Fear? by jorion(m): 7:25pm On Dec 13, 2018 |
phorget: Thank God that there's someone like me here. Just felt disappointed reading all the comments before yours |
Romance / Re: "If You Want To Enjoy Sex, Do It Raw... There's No Enjoyment With Condoms" by jorion(m): 3:01pm On Dec 12, 2018 |
After all the hustling and bustling, I will then come and not use condom? Mbanu, it can't happen. HIV and Co are real |
Romance / Re: A Mist See For Guys, WARNING!!! These Photos May Get You Salty, Or Angry by jorion(m): 2:56pm On Dec 12, 2018 |
This is why I hardly take girls seriously. I dey make sure say I carry their matter for shoulder so that when things get challenging, I shrug it off and move on feeling lighter 18 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Thread Closed!!!!! by jorion(m): 6:58am On Dec 10, 2018 |
SillyeRabbit: U r partially right but it also has something to do with the complicated nature of girls. I'f a girl asks a guy out and he says yes/no, he means it, this isn't applicable to ladies. So guys have become complacent in the idea that a girl will always change her mind when cajoled. I know that there's a lot of sexism out there but girls aren't helping. Well, not all men are controlled by sex, so don't put all in one basket |
Romance / Re: "How I Almost Sacrificed My Scrotum For Money Rituals" Man Reveals by jorion(m): 7:21pm On Dec 08, 2018 |
So, all of those people will Japa in 10 years. That's good |
Romance / Re: ... by jorion(m): 6:08am On Dec 05, 2018 |
For ladies, it's all game and fun until their family members are involved. |
Romance / Re: I desire to Marry A girl from a well-to-do family But... by jorion(m): 7:28pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
Xisnin: If our ancestors didn't hand their daughters to broke men, how did broke men get married with kids? |
Romance / Re: What Nigerian Girls Think Of Nigerian Men (pics Added) by jorion(m): 9:07am On Dec 04, 2018 |
Dapsonemmanuel: Not a matter of if but when, the fear of one of these girls dragging my destiny with their lost destiny's into the hands of those ritualistic scares the hell outta me. |
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