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Romance / Re: I Know Many Runs Girls Who Married Their Clients by jorion(m): 6:47pm On Sep 22
Jozilinn:
you see as rubbish but it's actually True good girls don't end up 100 percent with good husbands it's by God's mercy... Lot of loose girls and yet they're getting the best of the best husbands who treat Dem like queens and value them, I can testify to it infact you see this men condemning them they're probably in their dm wooing them, only people of principle still do the good things. This life isn't balance some go marry virgin claim she no Sabi knack she's like a log of wood.... Still go knack olosho make her the side chick virgin wife go born two children he will say he's no longer interested and divorce while he cares for the kids last last fo for the olosho or any other girl that can knack okay who loose now once a woman gives birth in Africa even in marriage they'll become undervalued no be all oh ma some men no be all. If you see some women with rubbish characters sometimes I wonder how they see suitors, pompous, randy trust me men dey oh men dey na only God dey help us because life no balance

Story that touch

Men hardly get married these days

So I don't know where you see these stats from?
Romance / Re: How You Are Ruining Your Love Life By Being Nice by jorion(m): 6:45pm On Sep 22
OLOSHO IS THE WAY
Romance / Re: I Know Many Runs Girls Who Married Their Clients by jorion(m): 4:58pm On Sep 22
Nonexisting1:
Have you been living in Jupiter? I know over two simps who married known oloshos out of love. The pit latrines the community were dumping cums in, e reach their turn, they domesticated them. One of them later couldn't take it though and got a divorce because the olosho went back to the streets when things were tough for the husband.

Only 2 simps in the entire Nigeria and we are acting like its common.

LIEK MEN NEVER DEY WISE UP
Romance / Re: Everything You Heard About Dating Abroad As A Nigerian Man Is A Lie. by jorion(m): 2:06pm On Sep 22
InteliJ:
You became a better You (better job, better body, better standard of living etc) that's why you're attracting better women now. If you come to Nigeria, you'll get the women you couldn't get before.

Stop lying... If he came back to Nigeria without telling anyone where he has been, Nigerian women will ignore him

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Romance / Re: The Man That Begged For My Number Last Month Has Not Message Me till now by jorion(m): 1:10pm On Sep 22
Jeweltz:


But why did he asked me if I was in any relationship ? Which I clearly told him I’m not. I knew he liked what he saw he was just being a coward and shying away from responsibility. Men don’t even need to be rich these days as women are just looking for a responsible man to marry and not necessarily rich

Responsible my foot...

There are many responsible and hardworking men around you right now

MARRY ONE grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Know Many Runs Girls Who Married Their Clients by jorion(m): 12:15pm On Sep 22
He should give us one example of a man who knowingly married a RUNS GIRL

I'm not talking about situations where the woman married the man like Janemena.

I'm talking about a NIGERIAN man who paid bride price for a NIGERIAN HOE.

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Romance / Re: Brothels Or Holes by jorion(m): 10:17am On Sep 22
Bebold:


While you try another prostitute to make her scream for help grin

Make we no finally see your pictures for nairaland say "a young man found death, after sex romp in a brothel" grin grin

We are tired of bad news here abeg. undecided

Don't worry about me. I have made my choice based on reality

NO GO LIVE YOUR FANTASY

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Romance / Re: Men, Is This True Or False? [Picture] by jorion(m): 10:15am On Sep 22
iLegendd:
Men, is this true or false? Women, if it's false, explain and also explain why you hate peaceful men.


This is will be line that I will be using to break up with girls "I DON'T DESERVE YOU, YOU ARE TOO INNOCENT".

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Romance / Re: Brothels Or Holes by jorion(m): 7:19am On Sep 22
Bebold:


Hello brother, to what end?

I'm not preaching to you, but just advising wink

Going there exposes you to many things, physically, spiritually and even financially. grin

Pray for a decent girl and plan your life.

Going to knack a known prostitute so that she screams for help won't add any value to you nor her.

Just my little cent lipsrsealed

Okay sir, we have heard you

GO BACK TO CHURCH WHERE YOUR FANTASIES EXIST
Romance / Re: Everything You Heard About Dating Abroad As A Nigerian Man Is A Lie. by jorion(m): 7:37am On Sep 21
Cousin9999:
South America...has a lot of problems.

When a male goes there and raves about the women, he's likely clueless about how messed up the country and/or society is, or he's a lowlife that thinks exploiting poor women is okay.

If you're a guy and you go to one of those countries, these are some of the reasons women will be all over you:
-She wants to set you up to get robbed.
-She's a hooker.
-She's a known hooker and no other men will date her.
-She's bait for human trafficking.
-She thinks you make at least 40,000USD annually, which is a ton of money to them. And you're her potentially "rich" boyfriend to squeeze money from that her and her local boyfriend/husband spend.
-In her insanely racist/colorist country, the fact that she's slightly darker than an albino causes all kinds of problems in her life, and she knows she'll get the opposite treatment from you. But the fact is, she's racist as well.
-She thinks you're her ticket out of the hellhole country she's in.
-Men in those countries are known to smack women, and she's trying to escape that culture by marrying you.
-It's a purely sexual relationship that will go nowhere because she will only or already has married a local.

ETA: It doesn't matter what one of these women does for you or how many different ways you have sex with her, she's still racist.

Sell your phone or throw it into a river because in your hands, its useless

I doubt if you have stepped out of the shores of this country
Romance / Re: Everything You Heard About Dating Abroad As A Nigerian Man Is A Lie. by jorion(m): 7:31am On Sep 21
revolt:


We know naija gurls are messing u p but can freaking stop dissing our girls online. Stop demarketing them. Which abroad are you in sef? The girls we meet abroad are not the high class ones.. theyre the left overs. They nay look fine facially but the mileage on the honey pot and mouth na 1 million dckies.. plus yeast infection eerywhere. So be careful.

Another SIMPANZEE spotted..
Romance / Re: Everything You Heard About Dating Abroad As A Nigerian Man Is A Lie. by jorion(m): 7:28am On Sep 21
tosinhtml:
Maybe I'm wrong on this but I see that you're using one country as a reference to "abroad" & the country itself is not fully Western. Your comparison of experience of women in South America is night & day compared to places like Canada or other Western countries. It's like comparing Brazilian women to women in other parts of the world who are less beautiful than them by a mile, It is not a true comparison.

Also, most Nigerians don't usually Japa to South America so their experience of women will be completely different from yours. Nigerians moving to Germany or UK/Canada where black African men are not in demand, they won't experience this at all.

Only 1% of Nigerian men who Japa can relate to your experience.


WHO TOLD YOU THAT BLACK AFRICAN MEN ARE NOT IN HIGH DEMAND IN GERMANY??

DEY PLAY...

EVERY CULTURE except horners of east africa WANT NIGERIAN MEN AND THAT IS A FACT ESPECIALLY IN USA...
Romance / Ladies Should Forget About Guys That They Broke Shamed by jorion(m): 7:21am On Sep 21
Ladies, if you once broke shamed a guy that you used to date and left him because he had nothing or

You broke shamed a guy who once approached you,

Please, forget about going to him when he starts earning money

BECAUSE HE WILL NEVER TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY AND IT WILL NEVER LAST...

NOTE: SIMPANZEES EXCLUDED. THOSE GUYS ARE DOOMED

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Romance / Re: What Do You Think Is Causing The Rise In Single Men Uninterested In Relationship by jorion(m): 8:15pm On Sep 19
TOPCRUISE:

That you have grown beards or have an erection does not mean you should get married immediately and settle down with woman.

So. no be money again

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WHY TIE YOURSELF DOWN WITH ONE WOMAN ESPECIALLY WHEN MONEY DEY??

THESE GIRLS AREN'T EVEN WORTH IT, TRUST ME

F ALL THE SPEC POSSIBLE BEFORE GOD CALLS YOU HOME
Romance / Re: What Do You Think Is Causing The Rise In Single Men Uninterested In Relationship by jorion(m): 6:52pm On Sep 19
TOPCRUISE:

I won't doubt it. Even someone earning N1000 are getting married. Even secondary school students who are dependant are getting married. And it's because they are comfortable with it. If burdens to society are getting married should I encourage young people to follow their footsteps. No

Thank God say you know say you no get excuse

The thing na say the kind yansh wey fit your spec dey expensive

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NO LIE
Romance / Re: What Do You Think Is Causing The Rise In Single Men Uninterested In Relationship by jorion(m): 6:02pm On Sep 19
TOPCRUISE:

Sorry. But I will never support or reason with someone who is jobless to get married or someone with a meagre salary that can’t take care of the home and his family to get married and settle down with a woman. I know the saying of he who finds a wife finds a good thing is an advice to both the jobless man and the non jobless man. But I will not encourage the former to go ahead in this Tinubu economy even though most ladies advise on that. That is my take

For your small mind now, I am JOBLESS or PAID MEAGRE SALARY

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DEY PLAY cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

If money is the thing that's stopping you from getting married, then you don't have an exceuse

Even teachers who are paid about 30k dey marry

NO DEY DECEIVE YOURSELF
Romance / Re: How Do Broke Guys Get To Bang Girls by jorion(m): 5:58pm On Sep 19
Natbrowny:
Who will bang those girls u describe if not the boys in their neighborhood..

Broke Guys life matters na.

Besides broke guys can last long during bangs. 😂.
When i was broke, i dey last, but now, i cant fit

You just reminded me of the days when I used to bang 3 oloshos in one night...

Then when I was broke and my energy was all in my PXNIS

Now that I am working and have some change

one round, I don run... No be me these gen-z's go kill

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Romance / Re: How Do Broke Guys Get To Bang Girls by jorion(m): 5:55pm On Sep 19
nicerod:
This thing is not about money oo


While I was in Lagos I banged alot of women above my age without giving shishi.

Be neat

Funny and sassy

Have good communication skills

Be engaged productively

The rest .......

Anybody can bang ladies that are 27 and above...

Those ones don't count because they have nothing to lose and are desperate...

Na those young ones wey fine na be challenge...

Those ones wey dey get a lot of attention from guys...

But what do I know... I like OLOSHO pass GIRLFRIEND

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Romance / Re: How Do Broke Guys Get To Bang Girls by jorion(m): 9:18am On Sep 19
Tekashi89:
I've noticed that most guys in my neighborhood are broke but they keep bringing different types of girls home.
Note these are not hookup girls or oloshos but girls who live in the neighborhood and girls who've got shops or help their mothers in our areas market. My question is how do these broke guys manage to be successful with them as in what do they tell these girls

Because they can fake it. You don't really have to spend too much to bang a girl, just have 5k to give and fake the rest with beautiful lies.

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Romance / Re: What Do You Think Is Causing The Rise In Single Men Uninterested In Relationship by jorion(m): 9:15am On Sep 19
TOPCRUISE:

And there is your crude quote to your answer.
If you see a man who intend to woo a girl as jobless and the start of the relationship as a job. Isn’t it wiser for him to continue looking for a handsome job for him to settle down with

Why would you go through the struggles of getting a high paying JOB just so you can be with A WOMAN

I just don't understand Nigerian men...

Do you know the stress that comes with a high paying job??

Are you willing to sacrifice your mental, physical, psychological and spritual health, and time doing a stressful job just so you can settle down with a woman who wouldn't give a F about you if you didn't have the money

THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE

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Romance / Re: Oloshos Now Allow Me Lash Them Raw by jorion(m): 6:44am On Sep 19
Tonia500:




If she come with person wey resemble you after 9 months nko

How you dey? E don tey o

E don reach 2 years o, I am very safe..
Romance / Re: What Do You Think Is Causing The Rise In Single Men Uninterested In Relationship by jorion(m): 7:09pm On Sep 18
Why waste 2-3 months wooing a girl when you can sleep with her for 10k or less??

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Romance / Re: As A Man What Can Stop U At This Crucial Moment ( Viewers Discretion) Photo by jorion(m): 1:10pm On Sep 18
If she says 30k or above..

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Romance / Re: The 19 Types Of Guys Who Stay Single You Should Avoid At Any Cost by jorion(m): 8:02am On Sep 18
I am all 19 wrapped in one. Therefore, olosho is the way...

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Would You Marry Him? by jorion(m): 1:56pm On Sep 17
Afonjudas:
This is a Nephilim
One of the offsprings of the Annunaki and human women

Gilgamesh, Goliath, Thor, Achilles and co are Nephilim.


So think twice the next time you try to mix agbo to satisfy a woman.

So an AI generated giant is the NEPHILIM??

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Religious people and their wahala

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Romance / Re: Oloshos Now Allow Me Lash Them Raw by jorion(m): 7:44am On Sep 17
Some olosho no send o...

I been dey bang one with condom when e burst, told her and she was like PUT AM INSIDE

I objected and she was like YOU NO WAN DO...

Na so I put am inside, fk craze comot her head

She dey shout DON'T POUR INSIDE ME, I dey tell her SHEY NA YOU NO WAN USE CONDOM

I pour inside her live and direct, she no even send

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Romance / Re: Lady Advises Women Not To Marry Poor Men, Says It's A Disservice To Unborn Kids by jorion(m): 5:10pm On Sep 16
SIMPANZEES, go and make money so that after the bad guys are done with her body, you can have the left overs

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Romance / Re: Some Guys Have questionable behavior by jorion(m): 4:54pm On Sep 16
DonroxyII:
Olosho No be Games Jhoor ....

Pay & Fvck Tufiakwa.... You missed all the fun or whinning & Grinning .... Bedding the Lioness is a Thrill On Its Own .... cheesy....

Comot That Region & come & mount with Men cheesy

So you expect me to use my time and energy wey I suppose use dey upgrade my career dey pursue women

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Wetin the bad guy dey enjoy wey I no dey enjoy, YANSH NO BE YANSH??

For sex wey go tire me??
Romance / Re: For The Wise Men by jorion(m): 12:53pm On Sep 16
Starz825:


Go and read again...

Na you no get the points

Op is preaching ABT self love....make money...but ensure you nt spending it on a worthless bitch, who lacks quality and will drain your pocket.
Instead invest in yourself, goals and empire....the right lady will level up with you...and respect all that you have achieved...

As I said, DELUSIONAL.... Just make money and invest in yourself right?? YOU GO ATTRACT RETIRED HOES....

I wish it is that simple...to find the right WOMAN...
Romance / Re: Some Guys Have questionable behavior by jorion(m): 12:49pm On Sep 16
Stargurl20:


Says who?

Well, I don't understand your definition of bad boys. No 'sane woman' whether good or bad will go for a man who's not caring, loving, smart, intelligent, abusive and who treats her like shit. You men tend to define bad boys has one who has seen life and experienced, but that's not my own definition. It's possible for a guy to be inexperienced and not philanderered but still lack these beautiful qualities

Lol. The reality on ground states otherwise...
Romance / Re: Some Guys Have questionable behavior by jorion(m): 12:46pm On Sep 16
DonroxyII:
This isn't about Good or Bad Perse ...

You can never know a field you ain't a Player ...

Some dudes have mastered the acts of bedding women of all shapes & ages ...

While some dudes are just not confident enough in that game ... laslas, Na dem those girls would run Street after they are done with street life ...

Good for those guys wey done master the act of bedding women o.

Me, I have master the act of satisfying myself with olosho and then focus on my career and making money...

I no come this life to practise wetin no go give me constant JOY..

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Romance / Re: For The Wise Men by jorion(m): 10:36am On Sep 16
Carcholce:


The OP is actually saying the same thing. Any man that values himself should use his time wisely to make money, spend it on himself to increase his value and chances. The OP is right, you are right as well.

The OP is delusional..

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