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EducationRe: FEC Imposes 7-year Ban On Establishment Of New Federal Tertiary Institutions by jorion(m): 7:17pm On Aug 13, 2025
YeyeGbami:
Na Obi dey run things coded, you no dey feel am since ni.
RomanceRe: Woman Claims Girls Aged 19-24 Have Nothing To Offer In Relationships Than Beauty by jorion(m): 9:46am On Oct 31, 2024
There was a time when young girls between the ages of 18-25 were the responsible ones while the boys of that age range were the wayward sons who were still finding their feet. That's when you will hear phrases like, girls mature faster than boys.

Today, now wey girls don open eye, the reverse is the case.

Anyways, I no fit near any woman above 25 and below 18. The rest fit go die.
RomanceRe: Enugu State Is Like A Retirement Home For Crazy Homosexuals - Bisi Alimi by jorion(m): 5:53am On Oct 30, 2024
AfeezShomorin:
Any guy who has anal sex with a woman has possible gay tendencies
POSSIBLE? You are too kind

THEY ARE ACTUALLY GAYS AND THE WOMEN ARE A WASTE OF SPACE
RomanceRe: It is better to marry for money than to marry a man who has nothing to offer. by jorion(m): 5:09pm On Oct 29, 2024
Kobojunkie:
Isn't that kind of what men mean when they regard a woman as wife-material? Or are you too high on your own bullsheet to see this for yourself? undecided
If a man calls you wife material, you also need to run especially IF HE HAS MONEY 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
RomanceRe: How To Find True Love by jorion(m):
Another propaganda piece to blackmail men into being SIMP.

Don't bother yourself finding true love as a man because when you eventually fall into the trap of being in love with a girl, she will walk over you, dump you and find some guy who doesn't care about her.

NO JONZ
RomanceRe: It is better to marry for money than to marry a man who has nothing to offer. by jorion(m):
Merry100:
See, who is even talking about brain? 😂🤣🤣

You just picked the conversation from the middle.

Beside when guys approach me, is it my IQ or morality that matters to them first?
Women pick mem that are protectors and providers.

Men pick women that are fertile and loyal.

That's why men never forgive a cheating woman and women don't stay with broke men.

YOU ARE A WOMAN AND YOUR IQ IS NOT A FACTOR WHEN A MAN ASSESSES A WOMAN.
RomanceRe: Lady Refunds Boyfriend Every Penny Spent On Her After 3 Year Relationship Ends by jorion(m): 12:54pm On Oct 29, 2024
Women, this is the kind of individual you all should be looking up to.

If you no longer want to date a guy and he has spend enormously on you, compensate him before you terminate the contract.
RomanceRe: Enugu State Is Like A Retirement Home For Crazy Homosexuals - Bisi Alimi by jorion(m): 12:51pm On Oct 29, 2024
Sleekfingers:
Multiply? 🤣🤣🤣.....they are already in their millions in Nigeria.......And there is nothing anybody can do about it......
I believe you know that there are gay clubs in Lagos ? In lekki , Victoria Island, Surulere , ilupeju , Ikeja ( lots of it in Ikeja ) ikoyi ( gay bars ) Apapa ( lots of it) , Festac .....
Why would anyone want to do anything about it. It's not like we are not trying to reduce the population 😅😅😅😅
RomanceRe: It is better to marry for money than to marry a man who has nothing to offer. by jorion(m): 11:58am On Oct 29, 2024
Merry100:
Yes, just their physical appearance.
So, the brain and morality don't matter. 😂😂😂😂😂

Now I understand the baby mama syndrome.

YOU DO HAVE TERRIBLE TASTE IN MEN
RomanceRe: For Guys Only: What's Your Favourite Thing About Women? by jorion(m): 11:55am On Oct 29, 2024
Nicepoker:
One is currently telling me how she wants to surpass Ngozi iwela. grin
That's a very exotic dream.

Please, wake her up
RomanceRe: It is better to marry for money than to marry a man who has nothing to offer. by jorion(m): 11:54am On Oct 29, 2024
Merry100:
Read again, men like.
So you even know what like means or are you looking at just their PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES?
RomanceRe: It is better to marry for money than to marry a man who has nothing to offer. by jorion(m): 11:50am On Oct 29, 2024
Merry100:
If every woman go for handsome men how will guys like you marry? Women have high taste o. We will just be selecting men like Leonardo DiCaprio, Michael B Jordan, Lee Min-ho, Will Smith, Idris Elba. If we want to pick from Nigerian, at least we will pick guys like Maurice Sam. You should be thanking God we are considerate. 😂🤣🤣
Some of those men are gay or divorced. While others prefer only beautiful girls between the ages of 18 to 23 or don't date black women.

Women are really terrible at choosing men.
RomanceRe: It is better to marry for money than to marry a man who has nothing to offer. by jorion(m): 9:37am On Oct 29, 2024
When someone especially a woman calls you a husband material or a family man or a responsible guy or a real man, you should find a peaceful place and examine your life critically.

What she means is that I am done having all my fun and I am looking forward to finding financial, emotional and physical security in a man so that I can comfortably jump from one phallic to the next without the stress of thinking about who to marry.
RomanceRe: Enugu State Is Like A Retirement Home For Crazy Homosexuals - Bisi Alimi by jorion(m): 9:25am On Oct 29, 2024
Bwilliam:
There are gays everywhere in this country, from the Arewa North to the oduduwa West.

In the North, your Alfas and Alhajjis sleep with the Almajeri children that are on the street and vulnerable.
In the West, you have celebrity cross dressers that are patronized by wealthy people.
In the South South, police routinely bust gay parties and wedding.

The only difference is that the gays in the SE & North will never dare to openly flaunt that lifestyle like the people in the SW and SS do, because they know that they'll be immediately cutoff and ostracized from their kinsmen and age group, the North taking it further by killing them.
Unlike the other groups who shamelessly make them more visible to the world, so they can boast to be progressive.
Think whatever makes you sleep at night, boss.

The SE and North are the havens for HOMOERECTUS.
RomanceA Sick Revelation About Relationships by jorion(op): 6:41am On Oct 28, 2024
Is it true THAT SOME women are now performing gay sex with their gay psycho partners they call husbands or boyfriends?

And why enter a relationship with a girl only to go through the back door when you can simply be GAY?

Like, wtf is happening in relationships these days??
RomanceRe: What Do You Bring To The Table? The Dumbest Question To Ask A Girl by jorion(m): 7:52pm On Oct 27, 2024
Omoawoke:
Please my brothers, stop asking this dumb question!

If you don’t know what a girl brings to your table, it means your head is not correct… make we tell ourselves the truth
You can have all the wealth and success in the world, but that space that a woman fills in your life cannot be bought with money.
Before we even discount the yansh and breast and sweet kpekus she blesses you with, I know you will say any girl can offer that. Then go and get any girl !!!

Bros, she go born for you, give you a home to come back from work and rest. (That’s with all things being equal sha assuming a normal condition, not talking of paternity fraud and useless girls )
That’s enough table itself…..



Try making all the success in the world and be alone. You can fuvk all the beautiful girls in the world but you will still be alone. When you go to your vacations alone and have nobody to celebrate your happy moments with you or the challenging moments…
Then you see people with their families enjoying a good family moment while all you have is yourself….
So bros, go out there and hustle and bring the money home and let the woman enjoy the money with you. Leave person daughter, no kill am!
Finally, YOU WILL LEARN AND YOU WILL LEARN THE HARD WAY.

You think this is the 60's or 90's where man can fully finance their household or women know their roles in a household?

If you like marry woman wey no know how to cook, that's your business.

DON'T JUST DRAG OTHER MEN ON YOUR WAY TO SIMPHOOD.

AND LET ME ASSURE YOU THIS, THE MOST LONELY MEN IN THIS WORLD ARE MARRIED MEN. MOST OF THEM DON'T EVEN LIKE GOING BACK HOME WHILE OTHERS JUST KEEP QUIET IN THE HOME FOR THE WOMEN TO MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS TO AVOID QUARRELS. MANY OF THEM SEE THEIR EARLY DEATH DUE TO FINANCIAL BURDENS HEAPED ON THEM BY THE LIABILITIES THEY CALL WIVES.

YOU WILL LEARN AND YOU WILL LEARN THE HARD WAY
RomanceRe: What'sup With Our Nairaland Ladies? by jorion(m):
NSNO:
Your in-house team of misogynists have chased them away.
AND I AM PROUD MYSOGYNIST TO ALL FEMINISTS
RomanceRe: Relationship Advice by jorion(m): 2:52pm On Oct 27, 2024
Reduce your investments to the bare minimum and trash all imagination of marriage from your head because that won't keep her.

ENJOY THE KPEKUS WHILE IT LASTS BUT KEEP YOUR INVESTMENT INTO THE RELATIONSHIP AT THE MINIMUM.
RomanceRe: Relationship Advice by jorion(m): 2:47pm On Oct 27, 2024
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

It seems your babe has a roster and you are the SIDE GUY.
RomanceRe: I Find It Hard To Heal by jorion(m): 2:44pm On Oct 27, 2024
Na this kind story dey sweet feminists and men wey know what's up.

Na only poverty fit dey break the spell of love.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
FamilyRe: How I Lost My House In The UK After My Wife Called Police For Me - Nigerian Man by jorion(m): 2:38pm On Oct 27, 2024
zed7:
The new cruise. That's what happens when fooóôlish men buy women's affection with money. When the women are now able to make their own money, they kick these fóöools to the curb because they have nothing else to offer.

Make money without developing your social skills and personality crew, better learn.
So Brad Pete have no social skills, what of Kanye West. I just dey laugh when I see men wey think say them don understand women or to keep women na by their power.

Oga, stop thinking that you are better than other men. The day them go use you wipe ground, na ur own go trend pass. Social skills my foot.

WHICH SOCIAL SKILLS WAN KEEP PERSON WEY ALREADY SEE YOU AS BUS RIDE EXCEPT THEM DON VOW TO REMAIN INSIDE THAT BUS?
RomanceRe: You Should Know This About Women. I Learnt This The Hard Way! by jorion(m): 2:30pm On Oct 27, 2024
luminouz:
Alaye go and sit your black ass down. There is a reason why we ask y'all to join the redpill. All these your talks won't be needed
Mr redpiller, go and sleep. Na una even mumu pass. Stop talking nonsense. As I said, no woman do prepare for you before.
RomanceRe: You Should Know This About Women. I Learnt This The Hard Way! by jorion(m): 7:19am On Oct 27, 2024
luminouz:
Bullshiit excuses meant to camouflage weakness. I'm done.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I just dey laugh you. Mr macho man.

You think say if woman prepare for you, especially when you like am, she no go fit strip you naked.

That gender are master manipulators.

Not to mention that it is easier to tell when a girl likes you for real when you dress broke
RomanceRe: You Should Know This About Women. I Learnt This The Hard Way! by jorion(m): 7:12am On Oct 27, 2024
luminouz:
You are demeaning yourself by dressing broke.

Dress as you want and say NO if they flock around you to ask money. How hard is it to say NO?

Jesus!!!
HAHAHA. CONTINUE DRESSING LIKE THE MINISTER OF WOMEN AFFAIRS.

I'M GOOD DRESSING BROKE and I don't give them face except I want to kpansh.
RomanceRe: You Should Know This About Women. I Learnt This The Hard Way! by jorion(m): 9:37pm On Oct 26, 2024
This is why I do my best to dress broke outside of work.

Present yourself as if there's something to be gained and they will flock around you.
FamilyRe: How I Lost My House In The UK After My Wife Called Police For Me - Nigerian Man by jorion(m): 9:32pm On Oct 26, 2024
Most Nigerian women will only stick with you when there's no other option. They are all looking for a provider.

The day they find a better provider or can provide for themselves, you are gone. Most men investing heavily in their relationships or marriage are there on borrowed time.


STAY SMART. AS A MAN, NO ONE IS COMING TO SAVE YOU. ONLY WOMEN AND CHILDREN CAN EASILY GET SYMPATHY FROM SOCIETY. IF A MAN GETS BROKE, SOCIETY ABADONS HIM AND MOVE ON. MAKE SURE TO ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING STATCH AWAY JUST IN CASE THE OGBANJE IN YOUR WIFE REARS HER HEAD.
RomanceRe: Is My Friend Actually A Simp? by jorion(m):
YOUR FRIEND IS NOT A SIMP. A SIMP IS A MAN WHO IS CAPABLE OF HANDLING HIMSELF BUT LET'S A WOMAN WALK OVER HIM.

YOUR FRIEND IS WORSE, HE IS A BXTCH

Your friend is the good man that Nigeria needs, someone has to eventually settle with these hoes so that they can reduce their financial and emotional burdens on their sugar zaddies and bad guys. Congratulations to your friend on a successful wedding in advance.
RomanceRe: My Son Cannot Marry A Nigerian Woman by jorion(m): 5:06pm On Oct 26, 2024
Merry100:
I am sure if you are asked what is your achievement, you would say "I am based in Europe." 😂

😂🤣🤣I don't understand because you are based in Europe you are special. Bro, there are a lot of Nigerians in Europe. Though, some are doing well but many are doing jobs that they are not proud of. I have personally connected people to get Certificate of Sponsorship for healthcare jobs in the UK.
You have very low self esteem.

I never said that I'm based in the UK, I only said that I've lived there. I currently reside in Nigeria and I'm doing great.

STOP PROJECTING MAN. IT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK.

HAVE SOME SELF ESTEEM. IT'S HARD THESE DAYS BUT TRY. JESUS CHRIST.

AND STOP TRYING TO DENIGRATE PEOPLE LIVING IN THE UK. EVEN AT THEIR LOWEST, IF THEY WORK HARD ENOUGH, THEY GET TO ENJOY THE SPOILS OF SOCIETY.

YOU HAVE ISSUES MAN.
RomanceRe: My Son Cannot Marry A Nigerian Woman by jorion(m): 3:43pm On Oct 26, 2024
Merry100:
Merry100:


PREVIOUS COMMENT
😂🤣🤣This one have probably visited Arab countries only. Pay a visit to UK, USA or any Europe country and come back to have this conversation with me.

E be like say this bro done get dementia o, when I tell am say he never step out of Nigeria. Don't worry bro you will be good.

I didn't know Nigeria and Arab are the same, thanks for educating me but bro make sure you take your drugs.
Baba, you no get talk. Ever since I tell you say I dey Europe, epilepsy Don catch your mouth.

I no get time for directionless argument. You no even know anything about Arab women sef

The only thing stopping many Nigerians including Muslims from taking Arab wives is because their men are very racists. I mean staunch racists.

Even, that comparison is an insult to ARAB WOMEN.
RomanceRe: Let Us Stop Generalizing that Nigeria Women Are bad in dating by jorion(m):
SamuraiXXX:
Either frustrated that things are not going well for them financially or frustrated because they don't have the self confidence to score ladies who are higher than them
I am paid well and I blow women everyweek. Having the best sex of my life,

WHAT'S MY EXCUSE?

Why would a man date a lady that's higher than him? Lol. That's a recipe for a heart attack. Most men don't even think like that.

GIVE A GOOD MAN A LOYAL WIFE AND HE HAS NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.

IT IS WOMEN THAT WANT TO GET IN BED WITH MEN THAT ARE BETTER THAN THEM AND FINALLY TRAP A GOOD MAN WITH MARRIAGE AFTER SHE'S BEEN DISCARDED.
RomanceRe: My Son Cannot Marry A Nigerian Woman by jorion(m): 12:38pm On Oct 26, 2024
Merry100:

PREVIOUS COMMENT
😂🤣🤣This one have probably visited Arab countries only. Pay a visit to UK, USA or any Europe country and come back to have this conversation with me.


E be like say this bro done get dementia o, when I tell am say he never step out of Nigeria. Don't worry bro you will be good.
Unfortunately in nairaland, it is not very easy to hide your footprint in the comment section.

I have a question for you though

WHY ARE YOU GAY? HAVE SOME BALLS AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS?

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