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Health / Re: Protest As Pregnant Woman In Labour Dies At Ogun Police Checkpoint Over Facemask by jorju: 10:21pm On May 22, 2020
You forgot to state that the policeman hit the woman with a torchlight he was holding....

It happened in my area, the policeman that hit that woman will never let you go if he stopped you and you didn’t have #100 to pay...

The enforcement is extortion over here....

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Romance / Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by jorju: 7:55am On May 22, 2020
When I found out about my own.... I added all those guys in a group, didn’t fight anybody, I only tell em the update and we all agree on one thing...
Create a timetable to on how to share her....

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Travel / Re: Xenophobic Attacks: Nigerians Boycott Trips To South Africa by jorju: 8:28am On Sep 20, 2019
Oga go to VFS in Lagos and see how people re still submitting for the Visa....

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Phones / Re: Glo Pays N2.6bn Interconnect Debt To MTN by jorju: 7:27am On Aug 02, 2019
Hi guys !.pls how safe is it to obtain a loan from online loan platforms such as ren money ,pay pal etc.. I had commenced the process of filling the form online but I got to a point where I was asked to give my BVN details.At that point I stopped because of fear of my details being hacked on the website by scammers..If anyone here has done such transaction and was safe ,pls kindly signify .Its important.Thanks

Reason for providing BVN is cos the can deduct from your account direct till you've balanced your debt... any money that go into your account will he deducted without notification....

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Politics / Re: FG In New Push To Enforce Recovery Of Over N5 Trillion AMCON Debts by jorju: 8:56am On Jul 31, 2019

Police: where is your house and your neighbor’s house

Me: this will be a shocker but they are near each other
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Moment Theresa May Burst Into Tears As She Resigned As UK Prime Minister(Pix by jorju: 7:29pm On May 24, 2019
Eeya... I will miss her. Soo jovial and hilarious. I remember the time she visited us at ijebu-ode grammar school.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Support Groups Beg Secondus For Saving Lagos PDP From Collapse by jorju: 8:49am On May 06, 2019
Travel / Re: Aliko Dangote's Yacht: Inside The ₦15.5 Billion Super Luxury Yacht by jorju: 8:54pm On Apr 13, 2019
Is if for dangote or otedola.... The yatch
That is at the back of westwood hotel at

Any boat that is passingby must slow down
When they get to the yatch area and after
Passing the yatch they speed up again


Sports / Re: Super Eagles Of Nigeria Move Up 4 Places In New FIFA Ranking by jorju: 1:57pm On Apr 04, 2019
Politics / Re: Umar Fintiri Wins Adamawa Governorship Election. Unseats Jibrilla Bindow by jorju: 11:38pm On Mar 28, 2019
Winning is something, but the margin is another thing...

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Inauguration Of The Unmanned Aerial Vehicle In Kaduna (Photos) by jorju: 10:57am On Mar 08, 2019

Let me drop my c.v here.

I'm a young girl of 26 wink

An engineer by profession.

A great cook

Very jovial

A great lover, easily irritated

An efik

With a sexy brown melanin complexion

A natural beauty.

Hate wearing makeup

A great singer too.

Can you imagine, with all these excellent criteria, I am still fúcking single

Someone should come and bail me out. Abeg

I don't have a criteria too, but please don't be shorter than 5,8

Been a celibate for a year plus now.

See eh, just accept my proposal and I'll love you forever

Singing out.

You failed to tell us your current location
Politics / Re: Presidential Poll Results Fraught With 513,214 Lapses, Say Csos by jorju: 7:48am On Feb 28, 2019
Bla bla bla


Politics / Re: President Buhari Handed APC Flag At Akwa Ibom Rally (Photos) by jorju: 11:17pm On Dec 28, 2018

When Atiku is campaigning in Umunede and Aba, go and put crowd backstage so that snipers can get Atiku from the back.

Apart from gala and fan yogo, there is nothing you flatheaded dwarfs understand.

Gala and fan yogo kwa? grin grin grin grin

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