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OgunLaakaye:
Did he drop money for burial ceremony?

So after the effort to dig his own grave he will still drop money for his burial ceremony

Which one family go do nah

There's no smoke without fire!

Won't be surprised when they're back.

Nigerian Police can't be trusted.

Can someone summarize it for me please I know Buhari can't write all those grammars.

Another #EndSars loading...

They should come and enjoy Buhari with us

This one go pass Buhari for frequent medical check up in London when elected as President.

Nigeria after 2023

But they won't minus bills for 8wks

Don't worry we're already used to blackout.

Nonsense and ingredient!

The Jagaban!

Jagaban for President!

Confused being!

Anthony Joshua don chop bellefull.

When you're BIG you're BIG!

Women are the most confused people on earth.

What do they really want

When the man isn't active in bed they complain.

When the man is active they complain of too much sex.

When the dick is small they complain.

When it is big they complain.

When the dick is short they complain.

When the dick is long they still complain.

When the man doesn't touch them maybe do to stress they also complain.

When the man always touch them they still complain of disturbance.

When the man stays long to release they complain.

When the man releases early they still complain.

Well me I sabi hammer sha if she like make she dey complain dey go.

Dreamhighnow:
Buhari what will you be remember for as the President if this country?

Middlemen is the cause of increase in prices.

Always looking for excuses even when he ruled Nigeria previously

When will they Kiddnap Buhari

He doesn't seem to understand the incessant rise in insecurity in the Corntree.

Stupid people still support him!

Instead to suggest for him to resign why these nikonpoops no wan get sense

You're insane ge rara heree mehnn.

When will they Kiddnap Buhari

In a sane Country he would have resigned.

FFK on the left while growing up

Hustling things dem be think say dem dey 4 naija.

chatinent:
Many things that can kill you in Nigeria:

1. Bandits
2. Military
3. Police
4. Big men
5. Rat
6. Mosquito
7. Electric pole
8. Suya
9. Education System
10. Being a Student of UniHome
11. Accident
12. Trekking
13. Village people.
14. Neighbours.
15. Friends.
16. Can you do me a favour gender.
17. Ndi I will get back to you.
18. Okrika cloth.
19. Designers.
20. Nothing. (Nothing can kill you too).
21. Being wealthy.
22. Being poor.
23: Ndi I decree and declare.
24: Traveling.
25. Lying.
26: Being truthful.
27. Trying to die before they kill you.
28. Freelancing indoor.
29. EFCC.
30. “Can you be my girlfriend?”
31: Attending Weddings.



What else?


I can't can anymore.

33. Clitocurrency

The Facebook username, Great Missionary, who shared photos from the scene said the bus was conveying passengers from Afara community in Etche to a community in the neighbouring Imo State for the traditional marriage between one Chief Ambrose Igbokwe Nwuzi and his third wife.


Chief you don try
Always getting married after 2 wives.

Nigeria after 2023

It's called Clitocurrency

When will they Kiddnap Buhari

Very soon Buhari might request a loan from me the way I'm looking at him.

I already knew he will mention loan in his speech in USA.

Let me not say what's on my mind.

I know he wouldn't miss to mention loan in his speech.

No wonder FFK joined APC, he already knew this woman would want some share of money indirectly

Women now involve lawyers in everything, marriage is gradually becoming a scam in Nigeria.

From Toto decay to Rude boy's wife have forgotten her name sef, now Precious and there's another I can't remember her name, very soon 2 Baba wife go join also

Women nowadays thinks marriage is the same way you guys were dating; going from one restaurant, Bar/lounge, cinema, hotels, traveling to Dubai, etc.

Most believe it will continue but were disappointed after marriage

They hardly cook thinking the man will be ordering take away always, then they realized this is not the same man I got married to

Life no balance