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Utchgirl:
Thanx dear !

Tolexander:
lol!

Don't mind me, Mum is a little bit anticipating the formation of a grand child, so I need to hasten up

Utchgirl:
Beauty lies in d eyes of d beholder !

Tolexander:
You a fine girl?
Tufiakwa!

You aren't a fine girl but a very pretty lady

kennygee:
Since when did she become a Baywatch Life guard?

Goldie88:
Good morning my good people of nairaland
I finally got a job.... see if you are a guest on nairaland pls just try and register cos nairaland forum is a blessing in disguise...., I have been a guest for years and I decided to register like some months back...... all the information I gathered here really helped me in my job hunt
Nairaland taught me to move from my comfort zone and meet new people.... well, I met new people and those people (girls) you would never know they have connections oo as in young girls between 25-30, working in global organizations, controlling big things and even responsible for themselves...
I am finally employed and the pay is nice and the resumption time is 11am....what can I say.... My parents and siblings go enjoy me die atleast before I start having other responsibilities to cater for... God bless you

JigsawKillah:
you want ramuzaki to shoot you abi?

PunkyV:
Wow, that's old. I wouldn't wanna live until I'm that old. By that age, everyone you grew up with or share precious memories with is long gone. After 70 or 80, I seriously wouldn't have the desire to live anymore.

lovethchioma:
The truth is that too much of makeup makes one look scary rather than beautiful.... and the truth is it doesn't look cool on them and no one is being hypocritical. That's the fact except of course you have a problem with your eyes.

This is not their real face ooo.. Chai

mimzy:
Ssshhhh .not here...let's see in camera

kennygee:
Moyo's make up artist hates her

skarlett:

mimzy:
Come let me whisper into your ears what u did to her
Trust me, i know

BaeBella:
Especially that moyo lawal of a geh.. upon all the make-up she still worwor..

skarlett:
Moyo wey ugly pass, put face for front in all the pictures, hian!

Creamish:
Naa...not u. Ur luvd compared to this person..

Creamish:
My wish would be that everything I touch or I'm involved in would be an instant massive everlasting success...kinda like a midas touch. This of course involves work n family.

As for the undo.... Its has to do with a decision I made concerning someone.. Too personal.

hagmond1:
The actor who died from autoerotic asphyxiation
In 2009, Kung Fu and Kill Bill star David Carradine was found dead in the closet of a Bangkok hotel room with a cord wrapped around his neck and genitals, leading Thai police to suspect his death was an accident resulting from dangerous sex practices.
It is believed he was engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation, the practice of cutting off one's air supply to heighten sexual pleasure. Two of Carradine's former wives, Gail Jensen, and Marina Anderson, later stated that his sexual interests included the practice of self-bondage.

PassingShot:
I expect PMB to call his cabinet members to order for different reasons at different times, but we will not necessary have the privilege of knowing that when it happens. You don't expect it to be in the news if the offence/mistake is not gross.

rigarmortis:
somebody that God has not condemned its a mere mortal like you that is condemning him.

who gave you that power?

PassingShot:
Femi goofed just as Lai goofed with his statements.

No matter how you dice it, nothing can be compared to where the IB was leading us as a country with the mindless looting that prevailed.

What was damaged for 16 years cannot be repaired in a year or two.

It's like a very bad sore that has eaten to the bone, and you want a doctor to heal it in a day. Na one day the sore take become like dat?

SeverusSnape:
I read yours, unlike Passing-Shot's, yours just like his, is full of trashy tripe.