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naptu2:
Honourable mention.

LYNDA CHUBA-IKPEAZU

She was the first ever Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria, winning the crown in 1986.

She served as a member of the House of Representatives from 1999 till 2003, 2007 till 2011 and 2019 till 2023.

Is she married to the former governor of Abia who has that same last name?

GloriousGbola:
You guys don't use ad blockers?

How can one use it?

olamoses75:
They'll call you real only when you become what they don't want their brother to become.

What's the definition of a real man, by the way?

Ishilove:
If my husband does a paternity test on our children behind my back, I will sit down to evaluate our relationship. If I check my own end and determine that I have not given him a cause to be doubtful of my fidelity, ohhhhhhh, there will be hell and brimstone in this house. WTF is wrong with married couples these days??

If a man wakes up and decide to do paternity test, it means the woman have given him more than enough reason to question the parentage of the children. Bottom line, men don't just wake up and conduct paternity test.

NobleStag007:
Ion really trip for lioness. Jackal is my thang..
Assassin should never have family. That's the main reason he'll die for sure

Not just assassins, spies too, they make easy targets. M in James Bond once said "orphans make the best recruits". Atleast we can see she's so very right.

oyaskii:
I was randomly going through YT, and i bumped into this, and i clocked that, Scar totally cooked with "Be Prepared" 😩😩.


"It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares"

Like what the hell? Brother Scar was a visionary and a damn good poet fgs 😩

Them Hyenas better than me, I would have be at the front line after the first verse, to topple Mufasa.

Scar is such an Iconic Disney villain, the devilish aura was off the charts 😬

This is so like a reflection of Nigeria, all the promises Scar made, how many did he fulfil? He was more interested in ruling than being a leader.

It's exactly the situation in 2015, when APC promised to make 1$ = to 1=N= look how that worked out. Lol

Same ol', same ol'.

naptu2:
The Man From Atlantis.

LMAO.

I would have thought you would have typed Bless This House.

100naira:
don't be surprised to see Mary wielding a sword and killing Roman soldiers

I'm more worried about Joseph, turning to Josephine. Lol

NaijaMemes:
Every time you call me an 1diot, you seem to lose brain cells. The irony.

you're the one losing brain cells, because obviously, you can't seem to prove anything you've typed so far.

So, you see why I said you're a refurbished fool, with peanuts for brains. Lmao.

NaijaMemes:
Nairaland profiles are public. Kindly have some sense

imagine this refurbished idiot. With every post, you keep on proving you're just the idiot people believe you to be. Choi.

NaijaMemes:
Who are you deceiving? Agba market woman streetfighter. The records of your e-fights are all over nairaland.

Don't forget to give Joseph 1832 a whiff of your panties. He was a good guard dog today

prove she picks fight allover Nairaland, bastard son of a dead thief.

So how it's now hard for you to back up your frivolous claims, you glorified loser.

Ishilove:
Don't mind the troll. He thinks everyone is like him

He's good at making baseless assumptions, so I'm not in the least bit surprise.

cococandy:
Butter loaf with unbleached flour.

So so good.

I don’t usually make bread so I’m happy this one turned out great even though I’m out of practice

congratulations.

NaijaMemes:
Simp harder bro! Maybe she will let you out of the dog house and sleep in the living room floor

Your father is a bastard and your mother is a good for nothing LovePeddler, who bore you into poverty and strife.

NaijaMemes:
Why are you lying about international politics? You that didn't know anything about the Israel/Gaza conflict?

Joseph1832, stop trying to act tough. Theatricality and deception are powerful agents to the uninitiated. But we are initiated, Joseph. I know your type- broke, dim-witted and simp-ish.

You can insult your parents all you like, it won't change my knowledge of who you are.

It seems your madam is here. Please go and wash her panties

Not knowing anything about Gaza/Israeli conflict doesn't add a dime to my pocket, I believe you who knows all about the conflict have made millions from knowing about it, right? You're just profoundly foolish and showing everybody you're more than foolish. You're what people call "foolish fool" because you combine both with such disease infected effectiveness it makes you always sound an oaf.

The emboldened is taken from Batman Begins, Raj teaching Bruce Wayne. See how you've shown again you're a thief, and your father is a good for nothing thief. Why won't any sane individual insult your father, who should have let your mum menstrate you into a wrapper, because we know she's too wretched to even afford sanitary pad.

JeromeBlack, nature made a mistake by allowing your wimpy father ejaculate into your mother. It's such shame. Now we are stuck with a good for nothing loser like you. Tssk.

Ishilove:
Wait fess, let me cry on his behalf

NeVEr have I seen such a foolish and mentally depraved loser in my entire life.

The way he takes reviews and believes those empty reviews make him a don here, is something else. We know for certain his offline life is just as empty and hollow like the reviews he gives.

Idiot is saying I don't talk about international politics, is it by force? 😁 All the international politics he's been talking about, how much has he been paid? What a loser!!!

NaijaMemes:
Joseph!!

Why would I ever want to be like you? A simp that follows Ishitlove around? Someone that can never think for himself? If your sugar daddy (Napkin2) does not shit, you don't swallow.

Stop acting tough. You are a struggling writer that is suffering from inferiority complex. Your brain dead poems are a clear giveaway.

If you need help, just let me know. Out of pity, let me send you 5k so that you can buy indomie and coke to do netflix (or in your case, o2tvseries) and chill with your razz bae on your Chinese android.

But on a serious note, why is it that you and your madam never contribute to international politics? Is it that you are comfortable living in penury in Nigeria? Agba local champion?

First off, you don't want to be like me, yet you follow me everywhere around this forum, quoting me everywhere challenging me to drop reviews or opinions about things, what for? So you can masturbate to it or inflate your deflated ego? You're getting attention from someone who's better than you and your entire lineage? Yeah right.

What do you even know about poems for you to even start commenting about my poems and label them "brain dead" I believe you're mistaking my poems for your life and that of your demented family who failed to give you proper upbringing. If I ask you to literally appreciate any poem in the poem for review section, we all know how that will turn out, another round of attention seeking from a low level gutter snipe like you. You're bastard, don't ever get it twisted.

You want to send me 5K, I won't even bother to call your foolish bluff, because that's exactly what it is, foolish from the leprosy infected fingers of a bastard and a son of a dead thief like you. It's a wonder all you do is project your miserable, depraved and impoverished life on people better than your entire family members.

You're talking about me not contributing to international politics, when I, amongst others, held the politics section to Ransome back in mid 2015? The evidence are all there. See how all you do is make baseless assumptions, like your deranged father who married your 500 Naira brothel mother, thinking he made the right choice, only to discover he married a LovePeddler whose vagina is as wide as Lake Chad. One can say the STI/STD swimming in her vagina made you the human dirt pile of devil worshipping whelp you are today, is it a wonder everything you type here reek of disease.

Look, you and I can never be mates, in this life or the next. The only thing I owe a gargantuan loser like you, is to give you, your usual dose of insults, so you don't end up running around naked in the streets of depravity and loneliness. One can say I'm doing a public service. Hehehe. Bastard son of a dead thief. You're shit and you will never amount to anything, except giving reviews that sound as foolish and empty like you and you offline existence.

DesChyko:
https://x.com/DavidHundeyin/status/1856379819572818210?t=c8iaYA4urduebyZx10KaQQ&s=19

https://www.plainsite.org/dockets/download.html?id=334545504&a=1&z=79042c23

Hmmm

DCmaverick:
Who will you marry?? Choose wisely oo

All the above don't mean shit, it's their character and attitude that matters.

With the the way they increase their subscription fee and blame everything of inflation, you'd think they believe Nigerians can't do without them, when in fact, today, people don't really need tvs, all they need is an Android phone and lots of data.

beyep:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/entertainment/naija-fashion/752782-i-dated-baltasar-engonga-for-over-four-years-he-deceived-me-lady-in-sex-tape-alleges.html

abegi. Make we hear word.

Tallesty1:
🤣 🤣
To err is human and to forgive is divine
Only problem is

Pastor is human 😂 😂

what's funny.

Hian

obasanjonews:
https://obasanjonews.com/okpebholo-and-idahosa-sworn-in-as-edo-state-governor-and-deputy-governor-video/

congrats to them.

Esan oye...

NaijaMemes:
Human beings sha.

If there are hundred people. 97 will say that the sun is yellow. 2 will say golden yellow. One will say reddish yellow.

Because everyone is hyping Arcane, there will be some contrarians who will rate Arcane lowly and claim that it is overhyped.

aren't you being irrevocably stupid as usual, or aren't you the one who usually goes into a tantrum anytime people give their review/opinions here about movies/series that doesn't sit well with your skull full of stones.

What a very foolish boy.

Gistmedia10:
A pretty lady has sparked interest online after revealing her lucrative overnight job at Amazon, where she reportedly earns about $23.95 an hour – roughly 40,000 Naira. In a video she shared, the woman, who works as a "stower" at an Amazon warehouse, described her experience working the night shift from 6:30 pm to 7:00 am.

She captioned the post, "What I do at Amazon from 6:30 pm to 7 am for $23.95 an hour," and highlighted the job as "easy but sometimes boring," especially when the shift runs for long hours.

Viewers had mixed reactions: some praised her resilience and resourcefulness, commending her ability to secure a well-paying job. However, others were quick to note that U.S. bills could quickly diminish her earnings.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HFjRK5j9mo

I admire her physique. Such a lovely well rounded lady. Lok

Lol

Ishilove:
This is just very sad. Bad governance has turned Nigerians into suffering seafarers

BAd governance isn't an excuse. I usually don't have pity for such people. I mean, the money he used to travel those countries, could have been used to start something here.

Why even travel illegally when you know your chances of being deported is very high.