₦airaland Forum

Gbawe:
A Party that is almost 2 years old? Bro, are you from Jupiter or Mars? Perhaps there is another APC where you come from that is different to the APC below.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Progressives_Congress

Don't be to quick to assume brother. All we have to do is wait and see. Although I doubt if any serious minded person will ever take Okupe seriously.

Gbawe:
In OBJ's voice "we dey laff". APC has not only survived more than a year but the Party has got the PDP and its fans peeing themselves. I guess the new name Okupe himself asked us to call him is "bastard". Since he is a fatso, we might as well make it Doyin "fat bastard" Okupe.


http://www.osundefender.org/?p=198319

We'll catalog this post. If APC indeed survive one year, then we'll do the needful...

Tinubu:
1- The perpetual late comer: This one has an obsession with being noticed. She always 'majestically' dogwalks( not catwalk) into the church right in the middle of the service, swinging her small but 'standard' bumbum, head held high, and proceeds straight to the front row. Her 'long walk to freedom' most times succeeds in destabilizing the pious and godly 'Brothers in the Lord', who now have a hard time concentrating on 'Manna from above'. She is usually young, pretty, and very much a busybody. *marieolae*

2- The Extremely Gorgeous Chorister: This one is dropdead pretty, has an angelic voice, and is the church's golden girl. At times, she also leads praise and worship sessions. Her 'ministration' is most likely to lead a man to hell than heaven. Watching her 'dance to the Lord' is like watching soft porn.. It can cause a guy an embarrassing erection right there in the House of The Lord. She doesn't dress or act slutty, but her dressing and carriage is just modest enough to conceal the essentials, and revealing enough to make an aroused dude drop his whole month's salary into the offering Box. Too many brethren are seeking her hand in marriage, and she has her choice of pick among the church's most eligible bachelors. So she is a bit proud, condescending, and mostly unavailable if a guy tries to 'corner' her after church service. *Jennimma*

3- The loud ones: These girls usually come to church just to hoot, shout 'ride on pastor!', speak in tongues, and roll on the floor, during the pastor's Ministration. In my view, these are the Pastor's sycophants. They really make the Pastor look anointed, with all their psychedelic activity. They are the the ones who rush out when the pastor says that all virgins should come to the alter. They are also the ones who always fall around, breaking chairs, and alarming everyone , all in the name of being 'under the yoke of the anointing'. Stay away from these kind of girls, before them comot your eye, or cause u grave physical injury, while under their 'annointing'. *onila*

4- The 'Mummy's Girl': This one is always accompanied to church by her stern-faced mum. She is usually not older than 16, but looking very delectable and fresh. (You know that 'innocent freshness' girls usually have at one point in their teenage years, before 'everything' starts going south). A dude dare not come within talking distance of this chick. Her mum is far more interested in protecting her daughter's presumed innocence, than whatever it is the pastor is carrying on about. These are the kind of girls a guy can do nothing about, but admire from a safe distance, unless you wish to extend your investigation beyond God's House. *mzpreshie*


5- The young, beautiful and newly married girl: This one always has a permanent smile plastered on her face. Why she no go smile? She has broken the yoke of spinsterhood in grand style, and most unmarried sisters are envious of her 'progress'. Most of the time, she is married to a much older rich dude who is a member of the Pastor's inner caucus (the Church Cabal). She usually wears expensive wrappers, distracting headties (gele), and hardly stays at one place all through, and even after the service. No be her fault sha... Why she no go show herself? Husband don really scarce for town. *Kachisbarbie*




NOTE: This work is mine... Not copied and pasted from anywhere ..... So please don't ask me about the source... I AM THE SOURCE

I love your creativity. Your "I am the source" yab is nice, could have said "I am the Force" but that wouldn't rhyme would it.

ShahzadNonso:
Things like this game we are playing

Playing and railing are the end game of our game.

TrishaP:
Yes I said it and I'll say it again cus I can.

Can that can can,
Can not can
The can that can can.

dre11:
Yuletide seasons is here again.. ....

Don't fight with ur girlfriend as a means of cutting back on your spending

spending nope! Sending yes.

toykathy:
presently, I dnt have a place 2go tmrw to catch fun.

Fun is everywhere! Its the yuletide.

Kachisbarbie:
I have never watched it.
__ it sounds like some unrealistic love series that would reduce my IQ.
__ same reason I don't read romantic novels.
I rather look for some crime/sci-fiction movie, (anywhere I see Nicholas Cage)...lolz or even watch boondocks. E better for my brain abeg

What would I learn?
Mexican names?
Fashion? #Mbanu

LMAO!. I am fed up of all these telly novella shows you see everywhere!.

Want to increase your IQ? I suggest you dabble into the world of Anime!. It'll bow your mind. "Trust me, I know what am saying".