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Poems For Review › Re: Nairaland Poetry Club Assignments Comments Thread by joseph1832(m): 8:08pm On Dec 08, 2014

I came 2nd! Nice, I look forward to more assignment from our esteem teachers.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Best Of The Atheists In Nairaland So Far by joseph1832(m): 2:14pm On Dec 07, 2014

honourhim:
You don't believe in God. What are you doing in religion section? When did atheism become a religion? Quite a shame.

I never said I don't believe in God Judas! You only assumed. Anyway I am not surprised because that's what some christians do, once you don't share their brand of christianity they see you as an atheist.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Celebrating An Icon - Happy Birthday To Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by joseph1832(m): 1:50pm On Dec 07, 2014

Gombs:
Jesus is my Everything. Marvel not that i love my Pastor too much... If Jesus were a set, then Pastor Chris is a subset of Jesus...I worship Jesus, i follow Pastor Chris as he follows Christ. I do not worship Pastor Chris, Pastor Chris taught me how to worship Jesus, he bagat me through the Word... this may be strong meat for you though, but, it is very Simple

Erm seeing that you didn't mention all this in your post so I wondered. Jesus is not a set! He is jesus, the way, the truth and the life, no one cometh to the father except through him.

Don't really understand where pastor Chris fit in all of this....

Christianity Etc › Re: The Best Of The Atheists In Nairaland So Far by joseph1832(m): 10:21am On Dec 07, 2014

honourhim:
So why were you making noise? You just want to talk.

The same applies to you. Should have thought of that before you post here.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Best Of The Atheists In Nairaland So Far by joseph1832(m): 9:19am On Dec 07, 2014

honourhim:
Nobody is forcing you to believe. You can't also force us to preach the way you want it..

You also can't force us to believe the way you want it.

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Cindy Trimm Taught Pastor Chris Oyakhilome..Fake Move Of The Holy Ghost ? by joseph1832(m): 8:47am On Dec 07, 2014

vooks:
I will gladly share my life if you prove that you can handle it. You are doing badly. How is the cornea thing coming?

And I'll gladly listen if you aren't so busy exhuming hudris!.

How is the lobotomy faring?.

Christianity Etc › Re: What Cindy Trimm Taught Pastor Chris Oyakhilome..Fake Move Of The Holy Ghost ? by joseph1832(m): 8:41am On Dec 07, 2014

vooks:
Who told you am Nigerian?
You don't need to remove the log in your eyes, you need cornea transplant

Then am curious to know what you are?. And might I tell you that you need a lobotomy!.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Best Of The Atheists In Nairaland So Far by joseph1832(m): 8:05am On Dec 07, 2014

Everybody is entitled to believe whatever he or she want to believe. However shoving that belief down my throat becomes a problem. Rarely do I see atheist shove the beliefs down my throat! But christians and moslems on the other hand, especially christians is annoying!.

People who can't obey the very rules that guide them, yet they come and tell you you're going to hell just for not believing in their own brand of poison.

Christianity Etc › Re: What Cindy Trimm Taught Pastor Chris Oyakhilome..Fake Move Of The Holy Ghost ? by joseph1832(m): 7:45am On Dec 07, 2014

vooks:
Bullsh*t is trying to make a name for yourself among strangers on NL by criticizing people you don't know. Tell us something more interesting like what you have done for Christ in the last 240 hours

What if frosbel is a moslem! Did you bother to check his religious beliefs or faith before you asked that question?.

So like many of you who assume, no wonder you find yourself easy for this self acclaim men of God of feast on.

However, I believe you should as him what his has done for humanity in the last 240 hours.

The Nigerian Christians, always assuming and always dealing in abstract!.

Christianity Etc › Re: Celebrating An Icon - Happy Birthday To Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by joseph1832(m): 7:30am On Dec 07, 2014

Oyinprince:
I thank God for the day this Man gave his life to Christ, through him many lives have been given direction, the hopeless have been given hope, health has been restored to the sick.
We celebrate you Man of God, God bless you

Erm sorry do you reside in Nigeria?.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Celebrating An Icon - Happy Birthday To Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by joseph1832(m): 7:28am On Dec 07, 2014

Gombs:
I am celebrating a dispensation,an Icon, my father, boss, teacher, life coach, mentor... and hero, Pastor Chris Oyakhilome P.hD.

Happy Birthday great man of God for our time. You have been positioned by God for our generation. It is a priviledge and honor to feed my spirit and build it up with words of revelation that flow out of your relationship and fellowship with the Holy Spirit. I get deeper insight into God's Word as I listen to you break them down for the simple minds.

My wish for you this special day, is that God will lift you even higher and expaand your coast beyond imagination. God bless you abundantly as He opens a new page of Glory and anointing over you and your ministry. Happy Birthday once more dear great man of God!!!

you can send birthday wishes to Pastor Chris here

OP if pastor Chris is all this you mention am curious to what Jesus is to you then?.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Top Ten Bible Verses You Will Never Hear In Church. by joseph1832(m): 7:20am On Dec 07, 2014

why do yall read the bible literally oops i forgot, the secret of the words is not revealed to heathens

Oh I see, but it is revealed to jet owning pastors, rogues, sycophants, adulterers, fornicators, divorcee and the foolish multitude right?

Poems For Review › Re: Nairaland Poetry Club Assignments Comments Thread by joseph1832(m): 11:27am On Dec 06, 2014*

YIN AND YANG

Yang

It starts like a thought,
spreads likeness and fondness,
sing songs of righteous melody
And wraps in outrageous rhapsody.

Yin

It engulfs, Caging...
singing all sorts of blasphemous melody, which breeds tragedy,
that sprouts darkness and malady.

Yin and Yang

One soar like the Eagle,
the other roar like the Lion.
Both cuddle and caress the mind;
deluding it from reason,
which causes schism,
creates the facade that enables its victims engage in restless charade.

Yin and Yang

Emotions engaging in endless battle
Which causes restless shackle,
embattling the mind, causing commotion that promotes the better emotion,
Making it king of the ring.

Yin and Yang

Strangest of friends
Best of enemies.
Symbol of hope
Beacon of destruction.
Strength that yawns like the morning sun and weakness that mourn like the evening moon.
Emotion of wanton ugliness and emotion of unparallel beauty.

Yin and Yang

Emotions spiraling out of control...

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