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FoodRe: N300 Food I Bought This Morning by Joserobot: 11:32am On Jan 20, 2023
Ajehkpako4naija:
Yes, at least he is not sleeping and weeing and pooing thesame time like ur leaking bladder grandpa Tinubu
He is sleeping and you still lie that he is not anyway, you are from a dot nation that lies like
Pandora with non-existent claim.
FoodRe: N300 Food I Bought This Morning by Joserobot: 11:21am On Jan 20, 2023
Ajehkpako4naija:
This is the reason you must vote out the devilish party APC. It looks like a TOWN HALL RICE anyway. LOl
You mean sleepy pandrora

SportsRe: Philemon Mulala Mauled To Death By His 3 Dogs by Joserobot: 9:41am On Jan 10, 2023
We gerit.
GorillaApp:
You say make I keep this thing for house call am pet?
God forbid!!!

I'm not worried about myself but kids.

I will get an ekuke to always alert me at night and get the other dogs to do the talking cool
If you don't Gerrit, fogerit o
FoodRe: What Was The First Food You Ate In 2023? by Joserobot: 6:05pm On Jan 06, 2023
Gari with Meat
SportsRe: Netherlands Vs Argentina FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (3 - 4) pens On 9th Dec 2022 by Joserobot: 8:02pm On Dec 09, 2022
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PoliticsRe: ARISE TV Presidential Town Hall Series Three (Live Video) by Joserobot: 8:04pm On Dec 04, 2022
2blessed01:
;Dnow I know where ur pain is coming from grin
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"At the mention of PETER OBI every urchin shall be in SIFIA PAINS grin
Na so obi shall labour in Pain.
SportsRe: Portugal Vs Uruguay: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (2 - 0) On 28th Nov 2022 by Joserobot: 9:26pm On Nov 28, 2022
The Goal was reversed
PoliticsRe: Inuwa Yahaya: We Won't Make Mistake Like Niger Delta People by Joserobot: 7:02am On Nov 23, 2022
1919ntn:
is that why you raped your nephew and mother
Is that why you bleeped your daughter .
FashionRe: Ebuka Vs A Nairalander: Who Rocked It Better? (Pics) by Joserobot: 10:28am On Nov 17, 2022
Gay must never be given a Chance
CelebritiesRe: "I'm Done", Leke Adeboye Says As He Welcomes Fourth Child With His Wife by Joserobot: 7:20am On Nov 17, 2022
Righteousness2:


Reminds me of a certain Sister and brother in the Lord in Lagos.

The woman had some problem with her womb . About 18 Medical Experts, (Nigerians and Foreigners )tried to salvage the situation but to no Avail. Her womb had to be removed to save her life. Medically and scientifically speaking , there was no Hope to ever conceive.

But Something Happened!
She happened to get an invite to one of the crusades of the Lord's Chosen in Lagos. In the course of Prayer, through the word of knowledge the Servant of GOD, Pst Lazarus Muoka Mentioned her Matter. In his words
" That woman there with no womb! In the Name of JESUS, receive a new womb "! HOLYGHOST Locate the person I am talking about" give her a new womb!

In the words of the woman what she heard in her body was a noise and she fell where she was.

Service finished and everyone went home. Like play like play, the woman whose womb was removed took in.

Today! That same whose woman whose womb was removed and shown to her has about 5 to 6 Children, I am not too sure.

The Husband became afraid and asked her to go back to the Pastor and tell him to Close your womb ! I do not want again. Any small touch , the woman carry belly straight.
The Medical experts could not Believe their eyes. Neither could they give any explanation. Only GOD could Have done this.

Another man, similar situation, was Barren for many yrs. He was a Senior pastor of his church.
He visited the Lord's Chosen and the yoke was shattered.
The Funny thing about his own was that He came back with what he called " Peace Offering" ! He said he came to beg the Servant of GOD to tell His GOD that he does not want Children again.
The wife who was Barren began to give birth almost every year. He has about 6 kids now.

Now! That same GOD of CHOSEN is out this weekend Saturday and Sunday, 19th and 20th November 2022 to Honor His people in a program title " THE KING HAS DECIDED TO HONOR YOU"
Whatever be Your Matter Ensure you don't miss this Heavenly 2 days. The GOD of CHOSEN is not a God of stories! The GOD of Chosen is a GOD of Reality!
I personally is an Evidence of the Reality of the Great GOD of Chosen.
Lamba.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi's Supporters Plan A Walk To INEC's Headquarters In Abuja by Joserobot: 6:52am On Nov 17, 2022
Zetty177x:
It is the turn of the ibos. Let's support them. Nigeria is made up of three major groups:
1. Hausas
2.Yorubas
3. Ibos

Please since the civil war, the ibos have not been allowed to rule. Power has been rotated btw the North n Yorubas.....and even at that, not much to show for it.

For fairness and equity let's allow the ibos in. It's the time of South East... I'm not Ibo..but let's be fair
Lamba
PoliticsRe: Privatisation: FG Lacks Funds For Ports, Railway, Others - Atiku by Joserobot: 6:42am On Nov 17, 2022
Taciturn1:
A possible way forward, but same problems will abound if not done properly.
Exactly
PoliticsRe: Privatisation: FG Lacks Funds For Ports, Railway, Others - Atiku by Joserobot: 6:40am On Nov 17, 2022
seyicodes:
What we want Is Sharia System of Governors.
For North Only including slavery.
CrimeRe: Ademola Afolabi Kazeem Arrested By NDLEA For Drug Trafficking by Joserobot: 5:21pm On Nov 14, 2022
HarlequinLekex:
Hausas are known for hooliganismYou are very right.
While igbo are the greatest developers in the whole world
Igbos are the greatest prostitute representing Nigeria all over the World.
FamilyRe: Makinde Pilot Sisters: Mopelola, Oluwaseun and Oluwafunmilayo by Joserobot: 6:41pm On Nov 12, 2022
AfonjaConehead:
They are not your levels..grin
Dem nor be ya category..ya category na dem omo iyalagbo and awon omo alata grin grin grin
Omo iyalagbo as well can be successful.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Shettima Wants To Be President Using Tinubu’s Weak Health’ – Reno Omokri by Joserobot: 9:34pm On Nov 02, 2022
taylor88:
Tinubu is so damn greedy


He just want to answer a president for a day and have a presidential burial


That pampers ambassador no send the goodness of Nigerians


Person wey fit even die before election


Batstard
Your Pandora is bastard not Tinubu.
PoliticsRe: Southwest Leaders Endorse Tinubu by Joserobot: 9:55am On Oct 31, 2022
HardBishop:
But you chase their son out from presidency.
Esn yet you want one NIGERIA? I believe you still be pikin wey dey wear napkins..
For your information and from SS so stop marging us with SE
PoliticsRe: Southwest Leaders Endorse Tinubu by Joserobot: 9:47am On Oct 31, 2022
HardBishop:
What jealousy, is we the SE and SS That are fools believing in you people under one unity. SIUTHERN COUNTERPART. you have help 8 years as president, 7 years as Vp, yet you people chased Jonathan away, brought hardship on us by electing a incompetent person.
Una cup don dey full
SS is different from ESN terrorist regions Oga
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman: Why Assassins Were After My Life by Joserobot: 7:49pm On Oct 30, 2022
How old are you

ictplotter:
Suleman have diverted the attention against the innocent souls he killed.
Nigeria is not a working country, if not this man will hav be in jail by now.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman: Why Assassins Were After My Life by Joserobot: 7:48pm On Oct 30, 2022
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ictplotter:
Suleman have diverted the attention against the innocent souls he killed.
Nigeria is not a working country, if not this man will hav be in jail by now.
Science/TechnologyRe: Africa's Oldest Known Dinosaur That Roamed Zimbabwe 230 Million Years Ago (Pics) by Joserobot: 6:45pm On Sep 01, 2022
How old are you
Eriokanmi:
grin

You can imagine them saying human evolved from the apes in their fake theory of evolution grin. Since i was born, I've never seen an ape change into man oo. Abi you Don see one? Man is yet to evolve into another creature too.
CrimeRe: The Truth About What Actually Happened To The White Woman In Badagry — Police by Joserobot: 10:46pm On Jun 15, 2022
There is nothing like Heaven Comerade
chukwuibuipob:
sad I doubt NAIJA bloggers go make HEAVEN with their LIES
CrimeRe: The Truth About What Actually Happened To The White Woman In Badagry — Police by Joserobot: 10:43pm On Jun 15, 2022
Blogers and lies are like 5&6

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