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If u knw u can't swim then don't!!!

Drink one full bottle of sniper

I prefer d first pic

Ooo gosh,i just wnt to put my dick inbetween those ass chick and smash that ass while it bounce bounce and bounce. Pls dont mention me i am not filling fine

Guy its not d indomie,u are d type of guy after eating u wont drink water,hence d yellow urine

After all d night reading still yet no job

blackpanthar:
pls stop posting thread on NL if you are still HIGH from whatever you smoking..

Its so funny that u think its PERFORMANCE that keeps Ladies... unfortunately for you... SATISFY YOUR GIRL SEXUALLY WITH 20000% PERFORMANCE and let me buy her a one way ticket to DUBAI.... she will break up with you with the FAMOUS LINE... :"ITS NOT YOU, ITS ME" and she will dump u.

Sex is OVERATED... its something that only jobless people or those who have spare time RANT about.... when u make hardcore cash.... she will moan like a poorrnstar for you even if na 5minutes you can perform, and she will be loyal to you because.... SEXUAL PERFORMANCE pays no one's bills but MONEY DOES.

Bro, get wealthy and see the difference because one day you may LIVE to see age 70 and more beautiful girls will be around but you won't have the same strength anymore.

u just hit the nail on d head

End time pastor

57163

She is fugly

Chioma toto go soon tire am,na just time

102

Educative

Xcoo:
don't ever talk Trash abt black Panther again

wtf i have my own fuccking opinion,fucck off!!!

Xcoo:
Go fuk yourself

dont ever quote me again,animal in human skin

ewa20buredi100:
Hi,
I need your advice or counsel on this issue that has been giving me sleepless night.
I am sharing this on nairaland because i feel there are men and women of mature minds and who have lots of experiences on here from diverse walks of life who can be of help.

I have been unemployed for almost 10months now, though before now i worked as a Chemistry teacher for some years until tragedy struck early last year(lost a very vital person in my life). I had to quit the teaching job (because the incident happened at the time where the senior students were preparing for their WASSCE) and as the first born i had funeral rites to perform.
After the burial things weren't too pleasant with me, so i had to re-locate from Lagos to Benin (to stay with an Uncle). My plan was that after everything i would go for any professional course or do one of these HSE courses to boost my chances of getting a job, but due to re-location and financial constraint i had to think of something else.


It happens that where i am currently staying in Benin; along Benin-Agbor road, close to NNPC depot before Benin-Agbor by-pass; has this influx of trailers and heavy duty trucks transporting goods and PMS/diesel/coaltar to and from other states.
Hence the availability of lots of truck's spare-parts markets in the area as well truck mechanics with shops everywhere dealing in repairs of different types of truck (Scania, MACK, M.A.N diesel, etc).



Being that i have been idle for a while now, a thought just came to me that instead of staying idle why not apply to be a Diesel Injector engine mechanic apprentice.

I want to know if that thought is worth giving a try and what are the things that may likely happen being that i did not read an engineering course from the University and what may become of my life. I am 28years of age.


Please help a brother by pushing it to front page mod.
1forall

i am currently in 300l and i am an apprentice in an upholstery shop,it is never too late to start

Worst movie ever

why ur papa no wear condom?

Pick up a fight with her

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MissNifemi:
Hello,
This is for a very neat, disciplined, intelligent and handsome working class gentleman residing in a very decent and neat place in Warri.

If you're qualified, try reaching me. You must be neat and working in a good organisation.

You can locate me in this group chat through this link:

https:///8ysVpO2WPpG7jEtvbAIYZN

i have all d qualities u listed here,here is mine
1 u must have a round butt
2 a pecky breast
3 u must be a graduate
If u dont have these qualities then fucck off

TheUpsetGirl:
women are mostly featured as servants, 2nd class citizens in Nollywood movies.
women are even forced to shave their hair when their husbands pass on, what a shame.
families seizes husbands properties and drive wives from home.


I hate watching nollywood movies smh

where do u stay in benin lets hook up

I have already started to learn some skills,i cannot go and kill myself

Odey1997:
He looks cute so crushing on him!!!! Awwwwwn But why do they always have big biceps Exercises or steroids at work??

are u gay?

Odey1997:
He looks cute so crushing on him!!!! Awwwwwn But why do they always have big biceps Exercises or steroids at work??

are u gay?

KennethBen:
Have you ever thought of owning a forum and being in control of what people post on your platform and make money as well, keeping your forum free from people and post that might put you out of the online forum business? I have been thinking same too
NairaLand is an online forum that has been around for years now. In fact, when I first heard of NairaLand, I never knew what HTML was, Lol. But today I wish I knew what I know now years back. Well, I won't blame myself much, I very young then, was either in SS2 or 3, and grew up with this concept of going to school, study hard and come out with first or second position and have a dream of becoming a Doctor, Lawyer, or Engineer.

I mentioned "HTML" initially, for the benefit of us that don't know what HTML is, (I still doubt anyone between 10 and 40 years of age in this present time will be ignorant of that). anyway, HTML means HyperText Markup Language, it is not a programming Language as most people think it, but it is the foundation of the web.

Okay, now that I've got that out of the way, Like the title of this post says, 'you can own your own forum' with interactive and advanced, web2.0 features that will wow your users. But have it in mind that you have a big competitor who's been around for years "NairaLand" and what you need to up your game is a serious Digital marketing strategy. (Social media, Email, Adwords, Affiliates, etc.) because the key to succeeding and making more money from your website or forum or blog is TRAFFIC (the amount of visitor you have to your platform, and activities that go on there.)

If you need a forum of your own with such advance features. Do show interest and I can help you achieve that, so you can also be in the circle of those cashing out online with their platforms daily.

am interested

dollyjoy:
This is a stupid mentality.

it is not,majority of educated people in nigeria are unemployed why? Its bec we all think that being formally educated is synonymous to being wealthy in life which is not.all am trying to say is if u want to b educated,be educated but dont rely on formal education alone

Dats is what african youth are only good at while the old men with big tummy are destroying our countries