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He's not a star...

waking up and you see 50litres of fuel in your room

Nigeria celebrities sef....all of them na LINUS

fuel subsidy na wa o

1. The wife that wins all arguments with her
husband is not wise. The home is not a law court.
2. The wife that uses sex as a weapon in the home
– placing embargo, going to bed in jeans shorts
and
trousers - lacks wisdom.
3. The wife that uses the modern trends and laws
of
"women's rights" to insult or ridicule her husband
simply makes a fool of herself.
4. A woman that makes her home devoid of peace
through bickering, nagging and quarrels needs
help.
A man should be eager to run away from office to
be at home, for that should be the safest and
coziest place on earth for him.
5. Modern-day equality in marriage does not mean
competition. It simply means partnership. Taking
advantage of such equality to turn around and
become the de facto head of the home and
oppress
the man is tantamount to playing with fire. If you
destroy your home, soon you will be the boss of
an
empty home.
6. A wise wife makes the man feel so good that he
assumes that he is the head. Once he gets that
feeling, the woman gently wields her power and
the
head actually turns to wherever the neck wants
without a protest.
7. A wife that does not pull herself away from
friends' influence and advice or even from the
control of her mother and father will have herself
to
blame.
8. When a man is looking for a wife, he bypasses
women of different shapes and sizes to choose a
wife. But soon after childbirth, many women hide
under the excuse of childbirth to let go of
themselves. Many stop bothering about their looks,
shape, dressing, etc. Within 5 years of marriage,
people start wondering if the wife is the man's
aunt,
even though she is 7 years younger. Her defense
is
that if he truly loves her, he should love her the
way
she is. But when looking for a wife, he saw people
like the present YOU and ignored them and settled
for the former YOU. Today, you go to bed smelling
of onions and ogiri. You go to bed wearing
grandmothers' clothes. Why are you playing with
your marriage? Love is not about looks - we know.
But looks enhance love and marriage. There is a
difference between someone disfiguring herself and
the person being disfigured by an accident. Please
don't be complacent. As hard as it may be, work
on
looking like you were when he first saw you and
began the chase.
9. If every night you are tired, sleepy, sore, down
with headache or fever, "not in the mood," you are
a joker, a serious comedian!
10. If your children suddenly become more
important to you than your husband, you need
prayers.
11. If you assume that as the woman, only you
need
to be pampered and fussed over while the man is
a
stone that has no emotions, you need to be pitied.
12. A woman that has the mind of a wife does not
excite her husband. Wives are usually complacent
and presumptuous. A wife must strive to have the
mind of a girlfriend. A girlfriend is always nicer,
sweeter, more loving and always thinking of ways
to wow her sweetheart; a girlfriend does not try to
win all arguments, does not call the man a
"useless
man", is not careless about her looks or dressing,
always smiles and laughs with the man, sends the
man sweet messages and calls, etc.
Are you your husband's girlfriend in word and
indeed? Now That you have read this, educate
others.
They need to read it too especially all married
women, our married daughters and grown up
daughters.

this one dey learn, you need to see my neighbor...

invaded sha...

nice one Op

looking forward...

Physics (pure and applied )

na when I don already prepare my traveling bag, they kon dey talk rubbish...

congratulations bro

MzDarocha:
Switz.... sorry I changed my fone.... mail me ur pin

aiit hun, just did it now.

MzDarocha:
It's moi bday 2mao (dancing shoki) bikonu every Feb 3rd ere shld holla at dere girl..... Wanna knw my bday mates..... #kisses and hugs

happy birthday to you and also to me

lmao

DJMONACO:
forget dat tin even if dey told u.. u ll still get wot u will get

no I disagree with u on this, am not saying it would be perfect if I knew all this. just saying mistakes made will be minimised if I did.

I wish I knew about this while I was in 100level...Thank God av gained back d lost ground

1. You’re a champion already, a proven hard
worker, did you know that only 10% of the people
you were in Grade 1 with make it to Varsity, 10%
only and you’re one of them!!!
2. So don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! You not a
failure!
3. Congratulations on acing matric but like Nelson
Mandela said; once you climb to the top of the
mountain, one only realizes that there are many
more mountains still to climb and yup, varsity is
that huge mountain that awaits you post matric.
4. You did so well in matric! You so smart but
forget it! Infact that’s history, in Varsity that counts
for nothing, you starting on a new slate, you on a
zero and you have to work your way up again.
5. People with 7 matric distinctions get excluded in
varsity and that guy who only had a distinction in
L.O survives and it’s purely because of hard work,
determination and not taking anything for granted.
6. First year has about 60% failure rate. Yep 60%!
So you may come out quicker than you got in.
7. In my first lecture the Prof said,‘look at the
person on your left, then look at the person on your
right, only 1 out of the 3 of you will make it back to
this University next year.’
8. That’s a threat to be taken very seriously
because it is true everywhere you go.
9. If you’re a 1st year and you see a student who
was 1 or 2 years ahead of you in High School
attending the same lectures as you, don’t ask many
questions, he or she is not lost, these things
happen, its varsity!
10. Don’t ask your seniors which year they are
doing, some of them are doing 3rd slash 2nd year,
or sometime 3rd slash 2nd slash 1st year. So just
keep quiet they will tell if they want.
11. For girls, don’t think a senior guy will break up
with their 3rd year chick because of you; you’ll
probably be a side chick, nothing more.
12. For guys, please don’t hit on your senior’s
girlfriends. We know sometimes first years are
mascular, buffy and unfortunately even have cars
(which seniors don’t).
13. First year is strictly for studying and making it
through to 2nd year without repeating any course/
module. All the partying, drinking, girlfriends and
boyfriends are for 2nd year when you’ve found
yourself and know what works and doesn’t.
14. Senior students will tell you which are the most
difficult modules/subjects, please listen to them and
take those subject/modules very seriously.
15. Don’t do your assignments/projects on the last
day before it’s due, for some bizarre reason, printers
always don’t work, computers suddenly shut down
and USBs always get lost on the last day.
16. You will quickly need to figure out which one
works for you; Redbull, Monster energy drink, Play,
Lift Off or Bio plus but I’ve just recently found out
that pure water and passion do an even better job.
17. Don’t exist in a vacuum; join one or two clubs
and societies that interest you. Try to make as
many friends as you can, there is something special
about all of them.
18. Join and support protests and marches that
make sense to you, even if they don’t directly affect
you. For instance; if NSFAS students are protesting
about not getting their money, join them even if
you’re on a bursary.
19. Greet administrators (lady at the fees office most
importantly) with a smile and ask how they are
before you ask them to help you, sometimes they
will not assist you if you’re rude.
20. Don’t be embarrassed or shy to ask questions
in class, most of the times you don’t forget what the
professor says to you in front of the whole class.
21. Chose good friends, people who take their lives
seriously, friends can either make or break you.
22. You don’t have to attend your lectures only;
varsity is about learning everything about
everything. In my 1st year I used to sit in
psychology classes and I really enjoyed it, well, that
was before the lecturer picked on me to answer a
question which I couldn’t answer because I was a
law student.
23. Varsity is tough, in all aspects, get used
tomaggi noodles every day, lol don’t call your
mother all the time, you should have went to a
varsity close to your home.
24. Try to help other students where you can, even
if you don’t know such a student, help them. They
rarely forget you. I bumped into a Medicine student
in my final year that I successfully advised when he
was accused of plagiarism by the University two
years ago; he even offered to buy me lunch, nice
neh!
25. You will meet 2nd and 3rd year students, don’t
let the fact that they’re ahead of you academically
overwhelm you. They were also first years once
upon a time, you’ll also get there.
26. Lastly, very important, HAVE FUN, PLAY HARD
AND WORK EVEN HARDER!

Biliamin:
A report done by CC Hub in Lagos about how Nigerian students use their mobile phones with over 5000 students used for the researched. Revealed that the average Nigerian student uses their phones mainly for social networking and chatting with Apps like BBM, 2GO, Whatsapp, Facebook and Facebook chat, twitter % others. Social networking covered almost 90% of what the average nigerian student uses their phones for.

In another news, the research revealed that 50% of the students use mobile internet browsing as one of the most common use of their monthly subscription.

Not only the working class have multiple mobile phones in Nigeria, In the research result it is stated that Students also have more than one mobile phone thus using more than one mobile Network. This is a good information for entrepreneurs looking to market to students through Mobile marketing or SMS.

20% of Nigerian students use their phones more for phone calls than other activities. This is an interesting fact which shows that chatting and other activities have reduced the time people spend calling.

Finally the average Nigerian student uses a fraction of their monthly allowance on buying mobile data plan and less of mobile phone credit.

Interesting facts from the research shows the change in behavior with technology playing a key role within Nigerian Youths.

https://mentor.mara.com/how-nigerian-students-use-their-mobile-phones/

Nigeria bloggers be like OMG your boo was
caught cheating in an hotel....CLICK HERE TO
CRY

lol

Nothing wey we no go hear...

southniyikaye:
u must be an idiot who lacks home training and manners...the fact that I quote u doesn't mean I comprehend what u wrote..u should have used ur senses instead of insulting...u r entitled to ur opinion so am I...and I didn't remember insulting u..trashy thing

I can't believe am doing this with you man.
cause I can't understand why u So daft, not to comprehend what I wrote earlier b4 spilling shit everywhere. if you knew I was entitled to my opinion then why tf did you quote me earlier.Please
am trying to have a nice evening. and you beginning to ruin it.

southniyikaye:
but some people bad belle runs deep sha!! Na her papa una get beef with,wetin the innocent girl do una? Abi dem tell una say na her papa upload d pics?u this pdp bad belle are just fargots,devil incarnated...if na nicki or rihanna post naw,una go dey hype dem like person wey dem no born with brain...she no even post nude pics or wear hijab and still,una dey behave like mad people...shey na by force to even comment on people's thread? Smhhh for una

what is this one saying?... did you try knowing what my post was about before typing this rubbish you just did. E ma Gbami o

TANists,

just love this dude's post...

mployer:
You can't afford it,You have only 5$.

You might need to remove 'faithful'

I pray say she remove that one o...

MzzTega:
If a lady wants to build her ideal man.....all daht on ur list is chicken change na.
D tin z nt abt building.....d question a lady really nid to ask herself is dz;If given a hundred trillion to build ma ideal man......do i really deserve such an ‘‘expensive'' ideal man






#think!

I think that has to do with her mindset & also her self-esteem, just like the way some people think they don't deserve their irrespective lovers love due to reasons best known to them

mirexxx:
Handsome,intelligent,can cook,faithful

haba that one don pass 5$ now

jeeez
this looks scary!

sassychic:
All but no. 4.(call me greedy but that's what I want)

Lol... oloju kokoro ni e

this people can lie sha